We kick off the show with the story of a woman who refuses to kiss her boyfriend of 2 years. What a patient man. Then, tell us about who you think has done the absolute worst film accents. Also, have you ever partaken in a top-secret self-session? And what’s a thing you claim to have invented? Then we end it off with reasons why you’ve stopped talking to someone after this bizarre egg story.

We’re taking a short break, back on October 3rd. In the meantime, enjoy these Best Of podcasts we’re lovingly putting together for you.