Bethenny on Photoshop fails and altering reality. Is it all just lying?! Are we filtering and editing ourselves beyond recognition? Bethenny's take might surprise you...
The iconic phrase “Mention it all" has become “Filter it all!”
Thank god. Chloe Kardashian had another photoshop fail. But when I laugh at is that people always find something going on in the wall, like in the wall of her. Photoshop your walls. Make your house thinner, make your whole house look better. Photoshop wallpaper on your walls. What does it matter? Why don't we live in a cardboard box or just like a white go by the cheapest house. Photoshop your whole house. Photoshop your body, your face, your lashes, your nails, all of it. Photoshop your fucking boyfriend in. Just photoshops. I'm guy in. Just let's do it all the way. Let's photoshop everything. I have a matiss on my walls. Photoshop did in. I am meeting Jean George gorgeous cuisine, photoshop did in. Why stop it? Our bodies and our faces. Photoshops some lux goods into everybody. Take it on. Start wearing Airmas bags. Take some of the bags out of my closet. I'll give you a picture. Photoshop it in, wear them out. Photoshop in your car. You're not driving a Nissan Sentra, You're driving a Rolls Royce Phantom or Ghost. Go all the way, people, if you're gonna Photoshop, Photoshop the whole fucking thing. That's what I think. Photoshop your life, photoshop some money, and to be strong, just do it all. Let's just photoshop every single thing. Photoshop quotes, just say you said it, Gandhi said it. That's just that's that's letting the truth get in the way of a good story. What if we posted what we actually looked like? Oh my god, I actually grew up when you know, there were like horse and carriages, and when we used to take a picture and hold the camera, develop it, and we got what we got and we didn't get upside like it was just the picture we took. Imagine those olden days when we just like, we're okay with what our faces looked like. That's what we actually looked like. But God forbid you post a picture of what you actually look like. That's just crazy. So I just think, go all the way photoshop. You know how these magazines always say the supermodels a broiled salmon and brown rice and steam spinach. I don't see anybody who eats broiled rice and steam spinach every day. I don't want to hang out with these people. But photoshopping in pretend that's what you eat all day, or pretend that you just eat the most fattening food in never game weight photoshopping in just photoshop it all in. Photoshop your life, your friends, your money, your makeup, your food, all of it. Photoshop your life. Let's get this campaign going. Then nobody has to be honest about anything whatsoever. We can all just be invasion of the body snatchers. Photoshop in your jewelry, just photoshop and just photoshopping a ten carrot diamond? Why not? And you know what, photoshop of bulge into your man. Just tell everybody your man is a twelve inch penis. Don't stop. Start photoshopping your men's photoshopping the way they look and their houses and their course, and photoshop new people. And you don't like the way your husband looks, it doesn't fucking matter. Photoshop another motherfucking man in there, doesn't matter. The truth is not relevant when it comes to the modern day. If I want to post a picture of some refugees in Ukraine, that does fine. If I photoshop myself within an inch of my life and don't even look like my neighbor, that's gonna get a lot of likes. So photoshopping it just feels like fake is in the truth gets in the way of a good story. And you know, photoshop your life, photoshop or die, photoshop for life. Whatever the model you want it to be, go for it. Like there's a picture when Christopher Buckle did my makeup for my birthday and it's I. I posted that he did my makeup. I have a Bethany Frankel mask on, Like, that's not what I look like. So posting filtered and face tuned pictures of yourself is lying. It's lying you don't look like that, So it's okay. But I don't know why we can't just lie about everything. Then you're gonna filter your face, filter your ass, filter your house, filter your boyfriend, filter your money, filter at all, And like I had a thing that I said on the house was mentioned at all, filter at all. Let's just not let the truth get in the way of a good story. Let's just lie. I ate burger king for breakfast? Is that true? No? Who cares? I'm filtering my face. I'm not telling you the truth abo what I look like. So why do I have to start telling you the truth about what I ate? I have two children, they're both going to Stanford they are geniuses, or they might not go to Stanford. There's such geniuses they're gonna just stay home all day because they're too smart. The colleges can't take it. Is that true? No, it doesn't matter. Though I've filtered my fucking face, I filtered my ass to my body. That's not me. That's not true. Neither is this. I'm going to vacation to Bali and the Maldives. The reality is I'm going to Wisconsin on the back of a boat. But doesn't matter. No, because I'm filtering my fucking life. Why let the truth get in the way of a good story. That's the message for you know, when somebody like says to you, like they lie about one part of the story, nothing like we went there and then we did this, and I had a turkey sandwich and I did like I put the like tomato ioli, and like what somebody there was there and they saw that you didn't put the tomatooli and you got Russian dressing. Then you think everything about their life is a lie, Like what do you mean why would she lie about the tomato ioli? She had fucking Russian dressing on the turkey sandwich. I was there. I don't understand, they don't remember, but you lied about like what you ate for lunch, then you think they're just a fucking liar about everything. So if someone's lying about what they look like, because you've seen some of these people, you've seen them unfiltered and unfiltered, and it's like they don't even look like somebody who lives two blocks away from them. I mean you literally, it's a it's a it's a shell of the person you saw. So I just feel like we're gonna lie or we're gonna tell the truth. But there ain't no gray in this life. So you lie or you don't. Let's just sucking all decide, and then I'll just tell my whole stuff. Just there's a five thousand allar Rose Royce suv. Just I have that. I have it, but you don't have it. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I filtered myself in a bathing suit to look like I was Jessica Biel. It's fine, it doesn't matter. What do you mean, You don't eat cavier on an armor this morning. It's just it doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. My daughter got a nineteen thousand on her s A T S. But she didn't. But it doesn't matter. She didn't take him yet she's doogie howser, she's a genius. Doesn't matter. I filtered my whole body. Why not? Why I'm gonna keep going with this fucking lie. Getting a yacht. I'm calling it Filter at All. That's the name going on the back of my yacht. The filter is the Gateway Drug. I mean, I have a gorgeous engage ring from my fiance. It's stunning. It's beautiful. I do not want to get robbed. It's in a it's in a vault, but it's stunning. I'm gonna say to him, the babe, just buy me all fucking faith Jewelry. Were filtering it all. Take a make me look like a twenty eight year old supermodel on our vacasion, and we're gonna get all faike jwelry and we're just gonna pretend it's all. We'll give me a ninety carrot necklace. Who gives a funk go to Chinatown, give me seven roll xism and to wear them all on the same arm because we're filtering it all. Gateway Drug. I'm going all the way in just Be is hosted by me Bethany Frankel. Just Be as a production of Be Real Productions, I Heart Radio and Blue Duck. Media. Are EPs are Morgen Levois, Antonio Enriquez, and Kara Hit. To catch more moments from the show, follow us on Instagram and just be with Bethany