Bethenny on the one role at home she WON’T play.
I think a big, big, big important role in one's home is who drives the remote. So in my home, I never drive the remote. It's either my daughter, can you you turn that on? Or and then she's the keeper of the remote. I might because she's twelve, Like visit and just I'm the clocker of the remote, like I want to visit it. By the way, Apple has done so many things, Do we need a fucking match stick sized remote? Like it's never not lost? Can it have a low jack on it? Can it have a beeper? It gets slipped between everything? Can we put a man on the moon and we can't get a goddamn remote that just you can see and hear and find. So that's just like that little Apple remote is anxiety producing. It's totally easy to lose. Um, it's like a comb from the seventies that you were in your brack pocket at the roller ring. It's that size. But so when I'm with Paul, my fiance, I he absolutely has to be the keeper of the remote only. And then what happens is he's the keeper of the remote, but he's not driving the car with you know, like he doesn't drive the car as seamlessly and with such precision, and you know, I don't know if he's the greatest driver in a vehicle, and he's certainly not the greatest remote driver. Like you just just stay here too long. You put you bob, and we've like pick a layman. You're in and out, you're weaving in and out of traffic, you're tailgating. You're like, you're not. You gotta have the right cadence with the remote. The problem is I don't want to bear the responsibility of the remote because then I have to turn on, turn off, make all the big decisions about it, and I'm not interested. But I'm happy to be a back a back seat remote driver, like no up there to the left, no that one back and then officially like I'll be like, let me take the goddamn wheel. I just don't want to be responsible to where it is and then it gets lost. I don't like to start the remote process. I don't want to stop the remote process. But then you know, if you fall asleep, if you're falling asleep, first you want to be like, can you turn that off? That never happens with my fiance, because it's like that never happens to my fiance because he always falls asleep early, and that's anxiety producing too, because then I will have to be responsible for the remote. So it's like before he's ready to go to sleep, I wanted to be turned off. I just feel that the remote responsibility is something that needs to be designated in the household. It needs to be understood, and maybe when you go on a first date or before you get into a relationship or get engaged, it should be discussed because you could definitely get into argat. I don't know where it is. You're the last one who had it. I didn't see you like. I'm like, no, no, I don't do the remote, and you know that you do the remote. That's your role. We talked about that on our first date. You're going to do the remote, so if it's lost, it's your responsibility. It's just I have a lot of responsibilities in my life. I do not want the remote to be one of them, and that remotely interested in the responsibility of being the remote keeper. I don't want to like own a lot of food in my house anymore. It's not because my name, I'm skinny girl, because I eat really whatever I want. It's because there's just always like you buy all this spood. You want to go to the market. You want to be a person eats greens and buys variety and buys local and organic and colorful, and eat the rainbow and kito and Schmido and low carb and fucking volume and eat soups and healthy and organic and non organic and whatever. Then you have all this food. Now you have a full responsibility. What are you gonna do with all the food? You're gonna freeze food, You're gonna go. You have to be going away. You're gonna take all this food with you and your food suitcase. You have another summer house or something. You're gonna bring that in your food. Then it goes in that refrigerator. Like I want to be European where you just like, oh, I want to have baguette and cheese tonight. So I'm just gonna go drive to the store, get baggett and cheese. All this ship is like food transportation, and if you're a person like me who doesn't like to waste, it becomes a real burden. I'm in the Hampton's right now, and I came from my house in Connecticut, and I woke up because I'm an accidental beauty influencer. Now, I didn't forget my makeup brushes and all that other ship to try out from the drug store so I could do reviews. You know what I forgot. I forgot my green juice. I forgot the cherries, the grapes, the mushrooms, all these things I'm getting home and going away. It's all gotta go in the garbage or apart in the freezer. Cook it up. We have to eat seventy five pounds of mushrooms tonight because I fucking forgot the food. Because I'm a food slipper, and I don't want to be a food slipper anymore. It's just buy as you go, or move into a supermarket or live next door to one. It's a good reason to move, sell your house and move next to a market, so you don't have to be a fucking food sleepper, hoard or stuffer. You buy it, you go to Trader Jos. You're so excited, you're that person. Yea. Then you can't fit any of it in your god's damn fridge, and then the responsibility begins. Now what do we have to do with all this food? Someone asks you at to dinner, You're like, fuck you, I just bought all this food. I can't go out to dinner. I can't have a life. I can't do anything. I can't date, I can't live, I can't travel, I can't get on a plane. Can't bring those juices on a plane. Gotta get a private plane for those juices. So I just want you to know that I don't want to be a food slopper anymore. And no matter how good those mushrooms and cherries and all the things look like, you just I'm buying one in on out. That's how it has to be. So the word morning, the term morning person is confusing because I wake up early every single day. So I want to bet at one thirty in the morning last night because I was selling on AHS and I still woke up at eight. That's not you could do the math. You don't need to calculator. It wasn't a lot of sleep. I could go to bed at four in the morning. I'll probably wake up at nine. Okay, I don't sleep late, right, But I'm not a morning person. Just because you wake up early doesn't mean that you're a morning person. And I mean my body naturally wakes up early. It doesn't mean I'm chirping with the fucking birds singing through the streets happy, nor do I want to be spoken to. And it's not just about having my coffee. And it's really a double edged sword. If I didn't sleep, I'm in a bad mood. And if I did really sleep, really well, it's even worse. There's a film that is covering me for a good couple of hours. It's like in l A in the morning it's cloudy, especially in June June gloom. It doesn't burn out till the afternoon. I'm like that, it doesn't burn off we're talking. When when we're talking in the morning, I'm talking to people I work with. I don't want to be talking to my fiance. I haven't and I don't want to be. You're talking to me and I hate all of you. Like it's not I'm not a morning person. I call it being just Oh my god. I just at my house had these blue eggs that were in this nest in front of my door, and these little baby birds were born and they're chirping and they're up there and I'm leaving them alone. I do have to leave enter an eggs at my house. But I'm my whole fucking staff is on like high alert, like we have baby birds up there. They've just cracked out of the goddamn shell. So I understand what that's like, because I always say I'm still cracking out of my shell, like I'm not. Paula, look at me. He's he's ready. He's in the morning. He's not a nine person. He falls asleep at nine thirty in the morning. He's ready to fucking go like a horse coming out of that goddamn stall. And we're out of that gate on the race track. And I may be awake, my eyes are open, my body woke up, but I am not out of the godsdamn shell. My little beak is popping out, and I'm not that there's still a little little shell crumbs like it's those little baby shell particles. I am not ready for a while, just like those baby birds in my front porch. I never I can't believe I just thought of this. I'm not out of the godsdamn shell takes a long to I'll let you know. You see my face and pass my body. It's not the whole shell. There could be no left shell and I'll let you know when I'm ready to be a human being. But it's not at the god'sdamn crack of dawn.