I think Chloe Kardashian is dating a civilian. I think I heard that. I don't know if I dreamt it. I haven't been following any popular culture, but I think I might have seen it on the Talk or somewhere. And yes, TikTok and I are on a nickname Basis and I call it the talk. They called social media. Social medias make fun of me. I don't give a funk because I'm a beauty influenced er. Okay, so I've had like fourteen million views on some of my dumb, dumb TikTok videos where I literally do nothing and I am nothing and no nothing and explain nothing. That's not true. I explained something. But Chloe Kardashian, I think is dating a civilian. I think I heard on the Talk. And what a novel concept. One of the Kardashians coming on coming in Karadashian is dating a non famous person. Kardashian is dating a non athlete, musician, influencer. Kardashians dating song without a lot of One of the Kardashians is dating a civilian. Mike drop story in film at eleven. Now you get to now you get to be the only peacock in the relationship. It's only one peacock. Two fucking peacocks. Doesn't work. It doesn't work. Okay, it doesn't work. You've got rumors that Travis like Kim First, like Scourtney, like, I mean, got crazy stuff goes on with these celebrities, right, Scott Distric every other day is dating another supermodel, young model, whatever. Like it's all public. It's like the swirling fucking cesspool of celebrity data. Civilian, great fucking idea, but you can't take two hours to get ready to go to Taco Bell when you're dating a civilian. If you're dating a wealthy businessman, they do not home. As Ace say in Living Color Home, we don't play it at you think Paul can't stand it if it takes me longer than seventeen minutes to get ready, And now that I'm a beauty influencer, I forgot to tell you, Um, I take longer because I want to. I want to give the people what they want, So I'll take like I'll do like twenty two minutes on the fucking makeup, and I like, you know, might listen. Put your creams first, put the powdered products. Seconds and as I forget, you got to do a corrector, gotta do a concealer, gotta you know, do like an eyebrow brush. I mean it's like I don't do the hair, but like I try with the face. Try now, and you know what, the more you do the worship, look at the old you look too, look like shit half the time. But civilian is not interested in the two hour glam squad to go to fucking make a run for the border at Taco Bell. Okay, I can promise you that that is a lot of work, unless they say, unless Chloe or Cam say, I woke up this way because they fucking freeze dried themselves. They preserve themselves like as flowers that just stayed good forever. Like just spray yourself head to toe, put yourself in a fucking clear, loose sight box and wake up and look like that. Then you can date a civilian business man. Everybody's going dry and not drinking, and you know what's the least fun thing about it. They need to tell you all about it. And I don't mean people who are in a a who are like on the program, but like the regular civilians who it's just like weak grass to them and like, no, I've had a drinking forty two days in six hours, and they talk about it and they're obsessive about it, and they want to brag about it, which is something to brag about, by the way, it is. It's poisonous, toxic. But I had a yoga teacher tell me one time, we're missing a lot of the joy in our lives. The more obsessed we get with like being clean and I only drink juice and I only drink eat organic and I'm only macro and chito and cheeto and all the ship, the more you deprive and be obsessed about it. So if your person that just says ball or eat healthy, and that's great, but the people that are so you notice that people really healthy are very fucking obsessive about it. So now you're obsessive about something else. So you aren't like obsessed with the eating or the drinking. You're not binging, but you're like binging health, which makes you like crazy inside. Do you ever notice that some of your friends who are like, yes, I don't need any processed foods, I don't need any white flower. I'm vegan and chegan and vegan and Regan and raw and Keto and South Beach and fucking the Malaysian diet and all this other ship that everybody's doing. It changes every two days. They're all a little crazy. They're obsessive, obsessiveny curbs after Levin. I'm intermittent fasting. None of the ship works. It's all scam but being obsessive and extreme and then preachy to others. Oh yeah, well, we couples always doing it together too. It's another annoying fucking factor. We are we intermittent fast Yeah, if you're not kosher, don't bring it on food. Two restaurants. I have to say another thing I'd like to discuss briefly. Get off a nine hour that's a lie lying already. Get off like a seven and a half to eight hour flight in Europe, getting the bags, taking a little bit of time, feel disgusto. Would like to get to a shower soon in different country. I didn't sleep enough. I wanted to have vodkas in slept two hours. You do the math. Didn't get a good night's sleep. I'm gonna try to stay up all day to beat the jet leg landed in Italy, waiting for the bags, probably eight fucking pop chips at the airport on the other side of my breath is probably not its finest and look over and a woman. It's snapping like just like paparazzi, like a civilian, just like and not just once one sneak fine, too fine, but like sideways and regular and in her and selfie and whatever and Paul and I'm a clocker and Paul has done this before in Greenwich. I don't I think it's just asked. Do you wonder if I get to pay Sure? And I don't care, I'll breathe my bad breath on you, no problem, Like just the best way is like running by Sure because I always say yes because I never want to be that person. I know where I came from and I get it. But me looking like dogshit on a cracker and you across from fucking luggage retrieval snapping pictures in different locations. That feels invasive, isn't it? Do you think that's some basis feels It makes me feel like an animal, like look at god damn animal, and I feel like an animal in a cage to like, don't get the courtesy of just asking. I'm not taking a picture you, well, you fucking traveled to Europe cheating on your husband with your boyfriend. I'm not gonna clock you. How do you guys know what I'm doing? How do you know that I didn't tell my boss I was going to Ohio And you're gonna blow up my spot, like, just let me live my life

I think Chloe Kardashian is dating a civilian. I think I heard that. I don't know if I dreamt it. I haven't been following any popular culture, but I think I might have seen it on the Talk or somewhere. And yes, TikTok and I are on a nickname Basis and I call it the talk. They called social media. Social medias make fun of me. I don't give a funk because I'm a beauty influenced er. Okay, so I've had like fourteen million views on some of my dumb, dumb TikTok videos where I literally do nothing and I am nothing and no nothing and explain nothing. That's not true. I explained something. But Chloe Kardashian, I think is dating a civilian. I think I heard on the Talk. And what a novel concept. One of the Kardashians coming on coming in Karadashian is dating a non famous person. Kardashian is dating a non athlete, musician, influencer. Kardashians dating song without a lot of One of the Kardashians is dating a civilian. Mike drop story in film at eleven. Now you get to now you get to be the only peacock in the relationship. It's only one peacock. Two fucking peacocks. Doesn't work. It doesn't work. Okay, it doesn't work. You've got rumors that Travis like Kim First, like Scourtney, like, I mean, got crazy stuff goes on with these celebrities, right, Scott Distric every other day is dating another supermodel, young model, whatever. Like it's all public. It's like the swirling fucking cesspool of celebrity data. Civilian, great fucking idea, but you can't take two hours to get ready to go to Taco Bell when you're dating a civilian. If you're dating a wealthy businessman, they do not home. As Ace say in Living Color Home, we don't play it at you think Paul can't stand it if it takes me longer than seventeen minutes to get ready, And now that I'm a beauty influencer, I forgot to tell you, Um, I take longer because I want to. I want to give the people what they want, So I'll take like I'll do like twenty two minutes on the fucking makeup, and I like, you know, might listen. Put your creams first, put the powdered products. Seconds and as I forget, you got to do a corrector, gotta do a concealer, gotta you know, do like an eyebrow brush. I mean it's like I don't do the hair, but like I try with the face. Try now, and you know what, the more you do the worship, look at the old you look too, look like shit half the time. But civilian is not interested in the two hour glam squad to go to fucking make a run for the border at Taco Bell. Okay, I can promise you that that is a lot of work, unless they say, unless Chloe or Cam say, I woke up this way because they fucking freeze dried themselves. They preserve themselves like as flowers that just stayed good forever. Like just spray yourself head to toe, put yourself in a fucking clear, loose sight box and wake up and look like that. Then you can date a civilian business man. Everybody's going dry and not drinking, and you know what's the least fun thing about it. They need to tell you all about it. And I don't mean people who are in a a who are like on the program, but like the regular civilians who it's just like weak grass to them and like, no, I've had a drinking forty two days in six hours, and they talk about it and they're obsessive about it, and they want to brag about it, which is something to brag about, by the way, it is. It's poisonous, toxic. But I had a yoga teacher tell me one time, we're missing a lot of the joy in our lives. The more obsessed we get with like being clean and I only drink juice and I only drink eat organic and I'm only macro and chito and cheeto and all the ship, the more you deprive and be obsessed about it. So if your person that just says ball or eat healthy, and that's great, but the people that are so you notice that people really healthy are very fucking obsessive about it. So now you're obsessive about something else. So you aren't like obsessed with the eating or the drinking. You're not binging, but you're like binging health, which makes you like crazy inside. Do you ever notice that some of your friends who are like, yes, I don't need any processed foods, I don't need any white flower. I'm vegan and chegan and vegan and Regan and raw and Keto and South Beach and fucking the Malaysian diet and all this other ship that everybody's doing. It changes every two days. They're all a little crazy. They're obsessive, obsessiveny curbs after Levin. I'm intermittent fasting. None of the ship works. It's all scam but being obsessive and extreme and then preachy to others. Oh yeah, well, we couples always doing it together too. It's another annoying fucking factor. We are we intermittent fast Yeah, if you're not kosher, don't bring it on food. Two restaurants. I have to say another thing I'd like to discuss briefly. Get off a nine hour that's a lie lying already. Get off like a seven and a half to eight hour flight in Europe, getting the bags, taking a little bit of time, feel disgusto. Would like to get to a shower soon in different country. I didn't sleep enough. I wanted to have vodkas in slept two hours. You do the math. Didn't get a good night's sleep. I'm gonna try to stay up all day to beat the jet leg landed in Italy, waiting for the bags, probably eight fucking pop chips at the airport on the other side of my breath is probably not its finest and look over and a woman. It's snapping like just like paparazzi, like a civilian, just like and not just once one sneak fine, too fine, but like sideways and regular and in her and selfie and whatever and Paul and I'm a clocker and Paul has done this before in Greenwich. I don't I think it's just asked. Do you wonder if I get to pay Sure? And I don't care, I'll breathe my bad breath on you, no problem, Like just the best way is like running by Sure because I always say yes because I never want to be that person. I know where I came from and I get it. But me looking like dogshit on a cracker and you across from fucking luggage retrieval snapping pictures in different locations. That feels invasive, isn't it? Do you think that's some basis feels It makes me feel like an animal, like look at god damn animal, and I feel like an animal in a cage to like, don't get the courtesy of just asking. I'm not taking a picture you, well, you fucking traveled to Europe cheating on your husband with your boyfriend. I'm not gonna clock you. How do you guys know what I'm doing? How do you know that I didn't tell my boss I was going to Ohio And you're gonna blow up my spot, like, just let me live my life