Okay, So j Lo and Ben Affleck got married. Yeppy, they're in love. They're the ones that got away. They're back together. They this is my era. I've been. I was through this. I've been through this entire thing. And I remember the movie Geelie, which the trailer had more views than the actual movie. I remember the Rolls Royce convertible. They were madly love. You know, when you are in a relationship and it's very public, and you get engaged and it's very public, or you have a baby and it's very public, or you get married and it's very public, or you first get together as a known person or an unknown person, it's very public and exciting. And I know that for me, having been married on television and having shared a good deal of a great deal of my life with others in the media and on television, and not even being at some massive level of fame, that it takes a toll on you. And not only does it take a toll on you, you kind of believe the excitement to be real and be part of the relationship. So you're in a relationship and everybody else thinks it's so great, and you are in a fairy tale and like, you believe what everybody else believes, and you're all in this together, and that's a dangerous dynamic because it's not real. So while it could still be real and it's exciting, even when couples get engaged with the whole entire family and everyone's there, I feel like, don't you want to have your own moment or gigantic weddings. I had a joke with all the friends that I knew that the bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce, because you know, people who just really don't care about the pomp and circumstance seemed to have greater longevity. That's a big, sort of blanket statement, but it's what I believe to be true. So what we understand is that we'll know. What's been publicly stated is that the media frenzy and circus of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez was what broke them up. They were younger. They she is more famous than she was then, I believe right. I mean, she's older and maybe not as relevant as she was then, but I still think she's maybe more famous, So she's had more years for people to know who she is then then and if it was a media frenzy, then then what the hell is it now? After them getting back together, So they get married in secret slash public because her newsletter is where she really shares everything with everybody, and then people pay to know the information, and the media pays to know the information, so then it gets blown out to everybody else anyway, So it's just as public as if she shared it publicly, and they share all the pictures that happened in the very private, secret weddings, so we all get the private public pictures anyway, So it's as public as if it we were a massive wedding, and there's still gonna be another party wedding. But fine, you know, you give the people what they want and it's part of your career. Okay, great, So if if the if the pr is what really broke you up the first time, why would you go on a honeymoon to one of the most busy cities in the world and one of the most cosmopolitan known just urban centers in the world, The city of lights, Zella, the city of Light, it's the lonely city, It's the city of lights Paris, and it's it's the city of Romance. I get that, But if I wanted to be really private, I could tell you that Paris isn't where I would go. Oh. I actually took my daughter Paris and all the big buildings, like I think it was the Opera House. I saw thousands of people in front of some of these buildings and I was asking my taxi driver what was going on there? He said, nothing, just dlisma. It's just tourism in the summer. So it's literally grand central station everywhere in the summer in Paris, particularly somewhat post pandemic, particularly with the dollar being so strong. It doesn't make any sense to me why you would go into such a public sphere when you've just gotten married to someone that you broke up with years ago, because of the public being involved in your relationship. Also compound that with one member of the relationship being an addict, and being an addict has its challenges for the person and for the person in a relationship at the addict meaning I call it activation. I've been surrounded by addicts for most of my life, and from everything to eating disorders, to cigarettes, to alcohol two pills to dabbling with drugs, I've seen a lot. And I grew up very very fast, very very young, and so I really do understand this, and people have triggers, and addicts are not supposed to be treated, you know, with kicks a kid gloves. Kid gloves are not supposed to be treated, you know, as if they're made of glass. But stress is not great for an addict. So I would think that, you know, you could tell that bends a little bit chill, Like he's famous and he's a director, but he you know, he doesn't give a good funk. Half the time. He's running on dunk In and he'll smoke a cigarette and he's living his Boston life, and you know, he's a bro and he can keep he could be. He keeps a pretty low profile in his own life. So now he's with this mega famous person and it's a lot. It comes with a lot. It comes with constantly being on. It comes with celebrating your fiance's birthday publicly and her posing nude and launching a body care line on her birthday, on your honeymoon, Like, let's think about that. I mean, he was crying at dinner with her. God knows what he was crying about, but I mean I would be crying. It would be too much for me, it would be so much emotion highs lows. It's just a lot of activation. So I just don't understand why Ben and Jen wouldn't go hide somewhere, Go to the Maldives, go to the stage shells, go hide. You know, they make Megan and Harry uh look private? Uh so so like do it like Ben? I mean, sorry, do it like a moll and George Clooney where it's elegant and it's God, it's moment, but then you just like hide. It doesn't everything doesn't have to be in the open. I mean, you know, posing nude on your birthday, on your honeymoon in Paris, Like, doesn't that sound exhausting? Doesn't that sound like if you're not an addict, you'd be having a panic attack. I would be having a panic attack. I would be completely overloaded. I wouldn't be able to hand it. It's so much, just so much information. Think about the kids being on the honeymoon and like avoiding the paparazzi. Your body language change, You're ducking, you're looking, you can't you know what if you scratch your nose, someone took a picture of it, looks like you're picking your nose. That's gonna be everywhere. It's just it just seems like crazy fish bullshit. He doesn't seem equipped for that. Who is who's equipped for that? And also what relationship can withstand that kind of pressure? And why would you want to test it? It just seems crazy. So people are wondering why ben Affleck was taking a fucking nap on the back of a boat. For the love of God, I'd be sleeping like a bear for the next six months. Wake me up when it's over. So everyone's really piste off about Kylie using her jet to go fifteen minutes. Uh stop, that's what we're going to be piste off about. Like, that's what we're going to be piste off of that. We're not piste that we're buying lip claus from a woman who didn't have lip plus two years ago, and our daughters want to look forty five, have thongs up their asses, extensions, you know, face time, Face tune, asked tune, House Tune, Life tune. We're not piste about any of that, but we're gonna go hanger up on the goddamn jet, Like what what that's like? When I talk about how all of a sudden. Everybody's got paper straws. We're eating, drinking out of a plastic cup. Pang with our plastic card, you know, walking in and there's seven thousand cups that we can buy there that are made of plastic, and we're gonna have that. We're gonna drink our drink through a piece of loose leaf paper that we can't get the fucking liquid through. It's like pickle. You got like go go all the way or don't. You can't get pissed at them. We are We built the Kardashians. We bought the products, We watched the shows. I haven't watched the show. I've never seen a full episode. I've seen parts of episodes. I've never seen the show. But I've met them and they've been lovely. I haven't bought the makeup. I just bought one skincare product so I could review it. But we, as a collective nation, have paid for this. So we paid for the jet, so it should be used to go two seconds down the street. It should be used as a car to drive on the highway. We fucking paid for it. So you can't go running around getting mad at them when you bought it. You asked for it, you bought it. You are paying for all their lives, all their birkins, all their ferraris, all their cars, all their planes, all their houses, all their flowers, all their balloon parties. You're paying for it. So you can't complain about a fifteen minute plane ride. Okay, you can't complain, can't. This is the life, This is the life we chose with the Kardashians being the Kennedy the Kennedy's, the car Kennedy's. This is the life we chose, So we cannot get upset when kardash chands act like Kardashians, Like what would you like them to do? Start being like religious Jews and walking to temple on Saturday, not using their vehicles, not contacting anybody through phone or social media. Stop it now, stop it. The plane should be fueled by champagne. They should find a way to burn champagne, and that's how that plane is fueled, to go down the street, to go to seven eleven and get a slurpy like, really, the plane should have air mes leather lining every inch of it because that's what you're paying for. So you can't complain afterwards, You can't you can't get the eye. You can't get it and then say you want to do you can't eat the whole meal and then want to return it. Can't do that. This was the year of unexpected relationships. Courtney Kardashian and Pete Davidson, No, she's not with him. Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and what's a machine gun? Kelly? There were more. There's another one that's driving Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Um, there was another one that was really like, wow, is that a relationship? Oh? And a winner for the most unexpected relationship of this year is Bradley Cooper and Juma Abadeen. I love it. It just elevates him. She's smart, she's interesting. I've had her on the podcast. He means he's interested in politics. I just think it's just so, it's very It's another it's a cousin of George Clooney and a mom. Like any Hollywood relationship in the history of mankind that I would covet, the only one is George Clooney And I'm like, just just elevated some greater than parts, just terrific, absolutely terrific,

Okay, So j Lo and Ben Affleck got married. Yeppy, they're in love. They're the ones that got away. They're back together. They this is my era. I've been. I was through this. I've been through this entire thing. And I remember the movie Geelie, which the trailer had more views than the actual movie. I remember the Rolls Royce convertible. They were madly love. You know, when you are in a relationship and it's very public, and you get engaged and it's very public, or you have a baby and it's very public, or you get married and it's very public, or you first get together as a known person or an unknown person, it's very public and exciting. And I know that for me, having been married on television and having shared a good deal of a great deal of my life with others in the media and on television, and not even being at some massive level of fame, that it takes a toll on you. And not only does it take a toll on you, you kind of believe the excitement to be real and be part of the relationship. So you're in a relationship and everybody else thinks it's so great, and you are in a fairy tale and like, you believe what everybody else believes, and you're all in this together, and that's a dangerous dynamic because it's not real. So while it could still be real and it's exciting, even when couples get engaged with the whole entire family and everyone's there, I feel like, don't you want to have your own moment or gigantic weddings. I had a joke with all the friends that I knew that the bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce, because you know, people who just really don't care about the pomp and circumstance seemed to have greater longevity. That's a big, sort of blanket statement, but it's what I believe to be true. So what we understand is that we'll know. What's been publicly stated is that the media frenzy and circus of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez was what broke them up. They were younger. They she is more famous than she was then, I believe right. I mean, she's older and maybe not as relevant as she was then, but I still think she's maybe more famous, So she's had more years for people to know who she is then then and if it was a media frenzy, then then what the hell is it now? After them getting back together, So they get married in secret slash public because her newsletter is where she really shares everything with everybody, and then people pay to know the information, and the media pays to know the information, so then it gets blown out to everybody else anyway, So it's just as public as if she shared it publicly, and they share all the pictures that happened in the very private, secret weddings, so we all get the private public pictures anyway, So it's as public as if it we were a massive wedding, and there's still gonna be another party wedding. But fine, you know, you give the people what they want and it's part of your career. Okay, great, So if if the if the pr is what really broke you up the first time, why would you go on a honeymoon to one of the most busy cities in the world and one of the most cosmopolitan known just urban centers in the world, The city of lights, Zella, the city of Light, it's the lonely city, It's the city of lights Paris, and it's it's the city of Romance. I get that, But if I wanted to be really private, I could tell you that Paris isn't where I would go. Oh. I actually took my daughter Paris and all the big buildings, like I think it was the Opera House. I saw thousands of people in front of some of these buildings and I was asking my taxi driver what was going on there? He said, nothing, just dlisma. It's just tourism in the summer. So it's literally grand central station everywhere in the summer in Paris, particularly somewhat post pandemic, particularly with the dollar being so strong. It doesn't make any sense to me why you would go into such a public sphere when you've just gotten married to someone that you broke up with years ago, because of the public being involved in your relationship. Also compound that with one member of the relationship being an addict, and being an addict has its challenges for the person and for the person in a relationship at the addict meaning I call it activation. I've been surrounded by addicts for most of my life, and from everything to eating disorders, to cigarettes, to alcohol two pills to dabbling with drugs, I've seen a lot. And I grew up very very fast, very very young, and so I really do understand this, and people have triggers, and addicts are not supposed to be treated, you know, with kicks a kid gloves. Kid gloves are not supposed to be treated, you know, as if they're made of glass. But stress is not great for an addict. So I would think that, you know, you could tell that bends a little bit chill, Like he's famous and he's a director, but he you know, he doesn't give a good funk. Half the time. He's running on dunk In and he'll smoke a cigarette and he's living his Boston life, and you know, he's a bro and he can keep he could be. He keeps a pretty low profile in his own life. So now he's with this mega famous person and it's a lot. It comes with a lot. It comes with constantly being on. It comes with celebrating your fiance's birthday publicly and her posing nude and launching a body care line on her birthday, on your honeymoon, Like, let's think about that. I mean, he was crying at dinner with her. God knows what he was crying about, but I mean I would be crying. It would be too much for me, it would be so much emotion highs lows. It's just a lot of activation. So I just don't understand why Ben and Jen wouldn't go hide somewhere, Go to the Maldives, go to the stage shells, go hide. You know, they make Megan and Harry uh look private? Uh so so like do it like Ben? I mean, sorry, do it like a moll and George Clooney where it's elegant and it's God, it's moment, but then you just like hide. It doesn't everything doesn't have to be in the open. I mean, you know, posing nude on your birthday, on your honeymoon in Paris, Like, doesn't that sound exhausting? Doesn't that sound like if you're not an addict, you'd be having a panic attack. I would be having a panic attack. I would be completely overloaded. I wouldn't be able to hand it. It's so much, just so much information. Think about the kids being on the honeymoon and like avoiding the paparazzi. Your body language change, You're ducking, you're looking, you can't you know what if you scratch your nose, someone took a picture of it, looks like you're picking your nose. That's gonna be everywhere. It's just it just seems like crazy fish bullshit. He doesn't seem equipped for that. Who is who's equipped for that? And also what relationship can withstand that kind of pressure? And why would you want to test it? It just seems crazy. So people are wondering why ben Affleck was taking a fucking nap on the back of a boat. For the love of God, I'd be sleeping like a bear for the next six months. Wake me up when it's over. So everyone's really piste off about Kylie using her jet to go fifteen minutes. Uh stop, that's what we're going to be piste off about. Like, that's what we're going to be piste off of that. We're not piste that we're buying lip claus from a woman who didn't have lip plus two years ago, and our daughters want to look forty five, have thongs up their asses, extensions, you know, face time, Face tune, asked tune, House Tune, Life tune. We're not piste about any of that, but we're gonna go hanger up on the goddamn jet, Like what what that's like? When I talk about how all of a sudden. Everybody's got paper straws. We're eating, drinking out of a plastic cup. Pang with our plastic card, you know, walking in and there's seven thousand cups that we can buy there that are made of plastic, and we're gonna have that. We're gonna drink our drink through a piece of loose leaf paper that we can't get the fucking liquid through. It's like pickle. You got like go go all the way or don't. You can't get pissed at them. We are We built the Kardashians. We bought the products, We watched the shows. I haven't watched the show. I've never seen a full episode. I've seen parts of episodes. I've never seen the show. But I've met them and they've been lovely. I haven't bought the makeup. I just bought one skincare product so I could review it. But we, as a collective nation, have paid for this. So we paid for the jet, so it should be used to go two seconds down the street. It should be used as a car to drive on the highway. We fucking paid for it. So you can't go running around getting mad at them when you bought it. You asked for it, you bought it. You are paying for all their lives, all their birkins, all their ferraris, all their cars, all their planes, all their houses, all their flowers, all their balloon parties. You're paying for it. So you can't complain about a fifteen minute plane ride. Okay, you can't complain, can't. This is the life, This is the life we chose with the Kardashians being the Kennedy the Kennedy's, the car Kennedy's. This is the life we chose, So we cannot get upset when kardash chands act like Kardashians, Like what would you like them to do? Start being like religious Jews and walking to temple on Saturday, not using their vehicles, not contacting anybody through phone or social media. Stop it now, stop it. The plane should be fueled by champagne. They should find a way to burn champagne, and that's how that plane is fueled, to go down the street, to go to seven eleven and get a slurpy like, really, the plane should have air mes leather lining every inch of it because that's what you're paying for. So you can't complain afterwards, You can't you can't get the eye. You can't get it and then say you want to do you can't eat the whole meal and then want to return it. Can't do that. This was the year of unexpected relationships. Courtney Kardashian and Pete Davidson, No, she's not with him. Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and what's a machine gun? Kelly? There were more. There's another one that's driving Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Um, there was another one that was really like, wow, is that a relationship? Oh? And a winner for the most unexpected relationship of this year is Bradley Cooper and Juma Abadeen. I love it. It just elevates him. She's smart, she's interesting. I've had her on the podcast. He means he's interested in politics. I just think it's just so, it's very It's another it's a cousin of George Clooney and a mom. Like any Hollywood relationship in the history of mankind that I would covet, the only one is George Clooney And I'm like, just just elevated some greater than parts, just terrific, absolutely terrific,