So we definitely don't talk about Will Smith enough. That is sarcasm at its finest, because it just is the nightmare that keeps giving. So yesterday there was a video that came out with Jada holding up the camera to Will. It seems like it was on Instagram. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea to post that. I don't or it was live. I don't understand. Maybe I didn't see what it was. But Jade is holding the camera up to Will and basically saying so and so some person was very helpful to us, Like, let's give this person who was on Red Table talking about table talking, right, this person who was on as if Red Table Talk is like you know ABC primetime super Bowl coverage, like red Table Talk, Like poor Will has to like go on and like say they had an open marriage and like her her her child's friend she was having an affair with on Red Table Talk, like at least talked to Oprah, I mean, for the love of God. Okay, So Jada was videoing Will, I guess on social media and basically was saying this woman was very good to us, and let's promote this woman who was on Red Table talk and didn't this woman help us? And Will looked at her be basically being like, I don't want a camera on me right now, and I don't want to be used for cloud and she kind of said like something about what did she say? She said something about, well, like obviously whoever helped us in our relationship? Not like sarcastically meaning, look, how you know we're a disaster and it's out there. I don't know how it's out there. Maybe it was I don't I don't, I don't know it was on a story and someone kept it. I genuinely don't know how it's out there, but it's out there that he was looking at her, being like, don't use me for content right now. If I take a picture of Paul with like the dogs, just being a person being cute and sweatpants, I can't just post that. And I barely would even take a picture of him without asking. There's no way, you know, if I there was a picture of us and on vacation and we both looked cute, I could post that as like I had a great time or happy birthday Paul, or I love you Valentine's Day or whatever, But I'm not gonna be like talk and I know he didn't agree to be public and these are two public figures, but um, you got the sense in the video that Will was feeling used. It was interesting. It just it's so weird that remember they had those Vine videos or I guess even TikTok videos, there were six seconds long. You could sort of tell everything in such a brief period of time. That's that's why reality TV is interesting. They show you such a small amount of what's filmed, but it kind of crystallizes what went down. Um. So basically Will's saying like, don't use me for cloud. He said, wow, And then it made me think about. Um, what it made me think about, honestly, is is fame and the less famous person. So I'm in a relationship with someone who does not want any attention. Meaning he could be on the podcast with me, he could come on red carpets with me, he could be on a show with me. He is so funny and our dynamic together it's hilarious. He's not interested in that whatsoever. For the record, I've never been in a relationship with someone who this is weird, and I think about it. Two, I've never been in a relationship with someone who has a social media presence not at all, Like maybe Paul has produced movies, so he has uh some social media, but it's not used at all whatsoever. Um So I've never been with someone who is actively on social media ever, and so he's not interested in it. And I've been in relationships where people like people act like they're not interested in it, and I kind of think they're not interested in it, and it's always positioned as they're doing it for me, if it's the if it was the show or something like that. But then I used to come home and the person I was in a relationship with was miked up before I got home and scenes that he didn't need to be in, and it really puts you on alert. You feel used. And I know this from all people on housewives and from you know. There was one housewife that I know from another city and we had we shared an agent at the same time, and the agent somehow said to me, oh, we're doing a call with this person or I don't remember what it was, or asked me a question about this person's spouse doing a show about their business, and the main person who was famous first was like, ah, well, know that my spouse doesn't need their own show. Like the person who is bringing the non famous person into the fame light really wants to be sort of the driver of it. So and you get paranoid and everybody that I know who starts dating someone who's less famous than them and if and this is really complicated. But for me, I've been with people who aren't famous at all, So that's different, Like that's black and white, and you definitely don't like when that person starts to really like the light and like the shine and want to be on the red carpet. And I think that it's a mistake to do that. I think it's a mistake to be like we are now famous together. And it happened to me when I did my reality show um bethany ever after. It was supposed to be about my business, but behind the scenes of my business, and then I got engaged and they're like, well, we'll have to show a little bit of that, and I said, I don't want to be Tori and Dean, and next thing you know, we were Torrian Dean. It's just too tempting because it's funny and it's what's going on, and it was I am. I regretted it. So the person who's in the spotlight doesn't want the other person to be in the spotlight. And it's not jealousy, it's a lack of trust. It's wondering what the person's motives are, and it's not liking seeing their first And for someone like me who doesn't care about really being photographed or looking good, I'm not superficial. I do it really for business. I out only if i'm if it's business, I put makeup on. If i'm being if i'm if I'm being paid. Like, I don't just go out because I want to be at everything. If I go to the I Heart Awards, it's because I have a podcast and because my daughter will enjoy it. If I go to the opening of an ice cream museum in New York, it's not because I just want to be like on a red carpet with Katy Perry. It's because my daughter likes will like the museum of ice cream. So I'm very, very uh specific about the things that I'll do if someone invited me, even if it was the Vanity Fair party, which I'm not, I'm saying I would go because I think it would be great business. I'd be great to see people, but I'd wear a sick outfit and it'd be good for coverage, and you just look like you're not always in pajamas. So I'm strategic. So I would not like if somebody else liked the light and the shine, and you can just anybody. Everybody knows what that feels like. I remember going to Andy Cohen's Christmas party and people are so famous there. Madonna has been there, Monica Lewinsky, John Mayer, like crazy famous people, and I brought someone and he was like chumming up with everybody and like growing out, and I was like, all right, take it fucking easy now. And then you realize you're not giving them the keys to the kingdom. They're not. You're not giving them the keys to the kingdom until you're fully locked and trustworthy, and even still then. So that was a long non sequitur to say Will is the more famous party in the relationship with Jada. He always has been, And there's no way that that hasn't had its challenges. It's just there's it's not even possible. The more famous person is going to just exude something different, overcompensate, try to make the other person feel included, uh not want to overpower or it does overpower, then the other person gets resentful. I see that with them. Jada really needed to come out and like be a power woman and I am woman. Hear me, roar, And there's something going on with that. Okay, there's a power struggle. There's something. It's subtle. So it's interesting with the more famous person, how the other person acts and how they come in really strong. John John John Legend is a more famous person. I remember interviewing Christy Tiguan on my talk show when she had was a model and they met and got married in Italy, and she really needed to prove herself. She proved herself in the social media space and then in the cooking space, etcetera. But you know, he then became sort of overshadow because he doesn't seem like the person who wants the fame. He doesn't seem like he cares that much. He's already he's got it. He's invited everywhere. And it's interesting because Chrissy at the Grammys, she looked stunning by the way, and and I know I've met her, I know her. She's very very nice. I mean she's always been sweet to me. I've reached out to her on social media a little bit, and you know, it's sort of like that kind of relationship. I like her. Um, she's wearing the big beautiful gown. He's performing. She's wearing, you know, and effectively Chrissie, who's a star in her own right. Obviously she's his plus one, but she's wearing this Gwyneth Paltrow like gigantic pink gown. So what goes on with them? Like then they're both really famous, They're always both taking pictures, and they're they're in a sample people who do it all together. And I guess if both people are on the same page, that works. It's a separate conversation that I think, like massive fame with kids and careers and all of that is very difficult to manage. It's just it is superficial. You can't really focus and connect on the other person. You word about your own tan lines and your picture and you know, a good lighting and you know, and they travel with social media people like they travel with photographers. I ran into them in Italy and saw them and they were like flashing lights and I thought there was paparazzi, and there was just like their own crew of like stylists and people. Because she's a business. I mean, she's got seventy five billion followers, so like, you know, every outfit she wears in Italy is a business. But it's very hard to connect with your partner when you both have you know, you're working, and it's really more her. That's really more her job. He's got his main job, Like he's up on stage at the Grammy's, he's recording albums and selling them. That's his bread and butter. For her, it's capturing all that. So the dynamic and the balance is interesting. And then brings me to Kim and Pete because she's astronomically more famous than him, and there's no way that she and the family they love him. They think he's nice. He's growing out with Dissac. That's terrific. She's in love, she's having fun, she's dressing more street, she's you know, down to earth and eating pizza and going to drive throughs, and you know, she's in that cool you know, wearing the letter letter jacket of your boyfriend phase. And it's amazing, and she's happy and she's a piece, and she's it's the opposite of what she was in before. I'm sure she felt controlled. So that's amazing. There's no way that she doesn't think. Okay, I'm definitely raising this guy's stock. I mean literally, if you invested in Pete Davidson. Uh, I'm trying to think, because it's the opposite of the opposite of Peloton, Like Peloton went from hero to zero. And Pete Davidson, I know he's on SNL, I know he dated seventy five celebrities. But Pete Davidson, his stock just went apple through the roof, like he his stock just went through the roof because of Cam. And she knows that Kim and Kanye together, I had different types of fame together. They probably in an unspoken way decided or even spoken, we're some of us is greater than its parts. We're going all the way by the end of this fucking thing. We're both gonna be billionaires. You're gonna be on the cover of Vogue fifty times. I'm gonna be a fashion icon mogul. And that was like really exponential together. But Cam has definitely she should have when she met Pete, she should have just said fine, we can date. I like you. I think you're hot. I heard you have a big penis and you fit in well because you're on my program, which is what you need to be. You need to be on my program. But whatever you make, Christianner's taken time percent, pull up on broth whatever, whatever, whatever you make, Pete Davidson, here's what you have. Now. Let's see a net worth statement, Pete Davidson, and let's see what deals you already have signed. I'd like to see the deals you've already signed, and I'd like to see a net worth statement at this time, whatever this, whatever that's worth right now until we break up or get married. Christian has taken teen percent. That's what's happening, Okay, because you're gonna go through the roof like Apple, So let's just make that decision now. Speaking of Pete Davidson, last night, I saw a video on you know the TikTok, which is the Bible and the girl he used to go out with. I think her name is Kazzy. She's Larry David's daughter, Kazi David or Cassie David. She's Larry David's daughter, and she wrote a book and by the way it's written, and by the way she's self deprecating and admits her fault, you get the sense that she's telling the truth. She said they were in a relationship. She had this stock before it went public. She had Larry david daughter bought the Pete Davidson stock before it went public. Okay, so they were together, and she said he had emotional issues, uh you know, uh, mental health issues, and he was very needy, and it sounds like the love bomb type of thing, like he was just like codependent and it made her uncomfortable. And they broke up, and I guess in a moment of weakness, she wanted to get back together. And he was really upset when they broke up and all this stuff. And six days later she found out from him when she tried to get back together with him. She found out I think by texting he's happier than he's ever been. And she was on a plane start hysterically crying, and she sees that he's in a relationship with Ariana Grande. Now I'm just gonna say something. Okay, I'm just going to say something. You can date non famous people, like it is possible. I dated non nonfamous people, like if your dick falls on a famous vagina, every time it goes out, I'm seeing a fucking thread. Okay, like literally because you see how it goes. The guys dating Larry David's daughter, you're a comedian, you're on SNL, you're effectively other than that, you know, a nobody, because those comedians become somebody's you know what I mean when when Annie Sandbergh was on SNL, he's hysterical, he's successful, seth. But they really become somebody later, Mike Myers, like they parlay. So you're dating Larry David's daughter. That tracks. It's a comedian and he's a wealthy you know, he's a successful person in Hollywood and known person. You're dating his daughter. That tracks. Oh, next up comes Ariana Grande. H And I guess she was in some other relationship right before or that's a separate story, like she was kind of dating someone the guy who died. I think mac Miller I may be mixing up the stories. But um then we now it's you know, okay, we're dating Larry David's daughter. We live in l A. Now we're dating Ariana Grande. Okay, that's Okay, Wow, that's cool there, and we're engaged in fortys flat. Okay, we're engaged in a second, and we're very public about it. If you remember, we're all over, we're taking pictures everywhere, we're emoting publicly. We break up. Next on the agenda is Cape Beck and Sale, the girl from Bridgerton and who else did we have? Was there somebody before Kim Kardashian. Oh, we're from from Larry David's daughter to a very public relationship and engagement with Ariana Grande. Moving right along to Cape Beck and Sale. Next on the agenda is Kaya Gerber and who did I forget? And then we move into Kim kardash and Brigger Bridgerton was in that mix? And Kim Kardashian, I mean, I mean, I can, I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. Okay, Like if you don't see what I see, do you see what I see? A star fucker moving through that town? I mean with a dick as big as a clown. I mean, what do we need? So Kim Kardashian, get the fucking contract, take the tep per cent of the increase in profits, thank me? Later, it's re ridiculous. It's redic you less, it's real, big dick, you less, it's re ridiculous. Okay, it is apps a fucking rebidiculous. Wow. I mean you know this is what happens. Like you do one deal, then next time you get a bigger deal because you you did the first deal, so you've proven yourself in that market, so you got a bit better deal. Oh the next time, Like it could be anything philanthropy. The first time I did a relief effort, I couldn't get Javianas and Casper to give me a mattress and flip flops. But the second time I raised a million dollars. Like the third time, what ever, now we did a hundred fifty million dollars. Like Oh, I went out with Larry David's daughter. Okay, but then then Ariana granny and we got engaged and everyone found out any big dick ye pekaia kape. I can sail, like you can date people that aren't famous. It is a possibility. But why would you if you could go, We're going all the way headed far forever and famous. We're gonna stay. Hey, I mean a couple where there's a disparity and who's more famous. One person is largely more famous than the other. Something always comes to light. And when the less relevant and less famous person is the peacock, those feathers will push that main motherfucker right out of the way. Those peacock feathers are coming out. Just put me in coach, get me in the fucking door, Okay, Because as I mentioned, Pete Davidson is still being that peacock. He's he's he's well, that's not true. I'm seeing a change in Pete Davidson style. I saw buzz cut of seeing a little more sleek fashion watch. Megan and Harry is a more famous and less famous couple. I mean, we know that Megan was on deal or no deal in suits, which is precisely the same as being a member of the royal family. But Harry, I you know, I didn't gonna have it, but I'm gonna say is more famous. So there's definitely I don't care what. There's a dynamic in there. There's a dynamic. And you know what, like Ellen and Porsche do it right. Porsche was well known and an actress. She's not thirsty for fame. That's the perfect combination. She's not thirsty for fame their partners. They go in the same way. Ellen respects Porsche and wants to build her up, but it's because Porsche is not thirsty. She's not like climbing into the light. So Megan's way more into the fame than Harry. It seems like she's like, listen, I'm fun and dining out on this ship, and I'm gonna make a meal out of it. Okay, We're leaving the goddamn castle because I want to hang out with George and Amal and Serena and her husband and j Lo and Ben Affleck. I don't want to be fucking shackled and not be able to take free shit. I want to wear whatever the funk I want, jewelry, lux goods. I'm not interested in coming all this way and being in this castle if I cannot enjoy the fucking trappings. Okay, so I didn't get it. I didn't see the fine print. But if I can't go and have a bridle shower and give and get some free ship, this might not be for me because I didn't go into being a celebrity and being an actress. If I wasn't gonna be able to work the system and wear my looks goods. And I know that ring as an airloom, but it's not the size that I would want if I was a member of actual, real Hollywood fame. So we're gonna reset that, and you're gonna make it up to me in many other lucks good areas. We're going to fly on famous people's planes, live in a major house and mone see you don't have a spot in nineties six bedrooms, and we're gonna do it the right way. Bro Oh, I forgot to mention that Pete Davidson had Northwest on his lap in a pink vehicle in public, out in the universe, in the world. Call me a reactionary, but being in a pink car will draw attention to you regardless. Okay, you're either fucking Angeline or Paris Hilton. For anybody who doesn't who Angeline is, she's this woman who, like I guess, Marriedith Texas rich person and she was like this vava boom, bodacious, like Vegas looking type, blonde platinum. Angeline had a pink corvette and big, big, big, big billboards. The only people that I've ever seen that pink cars or Angeline and Paris Hilton. So Pete and Pete Davidson driving around Northwest on his lap. That's a subtle way to not get noticed. Honestly, if I want to not get noticed, I'm going to have the most famous woman that has ever graced this planet's child on my lap in a pink open vehicle. Please. How fucking dumb do we have to be? Honestly, I was born and I was born in the morning. I wasn't born this morning, so I there. Because the Kardashians on Hulu is coming out, there have been a lot of throwbacks and videos of Kim Uh talking about when she used to organize closets to be an assistant. I used to work as a hostess. Um, I've had every single job. I've been a personal assistant to Paris and Nikki's mom Cathy Uh. I've done it all. And so you know, I see these snarky people on TikTok on half the screen. When Oprah asked Kim about her sex tape and would she have been successful without her sex tape? Who cares like? I mean, you know, I give them a hard time sometimes, but I'm going to give credit where credits do they work their fucking asses off. So to her point about the quote, she died while she has worked her ass off, her asses right on, and then all their asses are right on. But she she's proven herself. We don't have to talk about the sex tape anymore than we have to talk about me being on the Housewives, like we get it. Yeah, I probably wouldn't be where I am without the Housewives. It's okay. I also used to work at a fucking bakery in high school. Guess what. I was a hostess at La Scala, making eight dollars an hour and eating free chop salads every day, driving a forward probe. It's okay. That was ten thousand years ago. Kim Kardashian organized closets, worked with Paris, went to the Paris Hilton School of Fame. Was better than the teacher, you know, went on the red carpets with Nick Lasha, got her fucking self out there, did the sex tape. She here, she is here, she is, she has the receipts to prove it. Anything you want to know, Forbes isn't lying. She's a billionaire. Set the funk down. Who cares if she did a sex tape. I mean, everybody should do a fucking sex tape if you're gonna have a career like that. Honestly, who gives a ship? Who gives a good funk. It's not like she's famous for the sex tape. She's she's she's hustling her skims on social media. They're at that fucking red carpet in Malibu promoting that show. And if more is more and they want fifty billion dollars, they want it. It's their business. But by no means is is Kim Kardashian now successful because she did a sex tape? Because I can tell you one thing. It all looks easy. Oh and you all say she has a team of makeup artists and all that. It's true, plastic surgery, filtering outfits, wardrobe stylists, all of that. Nanni's mansions, billions, it's true. But I will tell you something. It's exhausting. Okay, it's exhausting going to one event like that. I'd be dehydrated, your your your feed, hurt your boobs. Her. I'm not saying she has a billion dollars. Of course you'd get up and do it. That's not my point. But like all that stuff. Back to back press, doing press tours doesn't even if you're on a private plate. It's dehydrating, it's exhausting. Your face is peeling off. She's probably breaking out. Probably I have a fucking hair left on her head from those extensions. It's just it's a lot. So the bitch works hard, There's no fucking two ways about it. She's on TikTok posting about her skims and this looks so cute and there's a low back and oh my god, you know, and every product and the lip kits and all the ship I could tell you one thing. She works her fucking ass on. She has worked that ass on. So whatever money she has, and if they want to have fifty billion dollars, which is probably what they want, go with God, because she fucking works her ass off. They all, well, they all do. I mean, they work hard. Okay, we're on a Kardashian kick today. I saw a clip that Chris Jenner was talking to Caitlin, and you know, I don't really think about that that often. I mean, Caitlin is such an iconic person, such a groundbreaking person, and Christmas saying to her, did Bruce ever exist? Because Calin was saying that she eliminated her original birth certificates. So what you can because that's what you were born as? Like God said, said it best, I was born this way right, Oh but she was Calin was born a woman. But but but that person was born Bruce and then changed into Caitlin. But I guess someone would argue that, well, right, was born Bruce Jenner no matter what, Whether Bruce Jenner as a child felt like, uh, he was in the wrong body. I don't you know, I don't know. I actually don't know that that's an interesting question. I would love to have Caitlin on. But Chris is saying, but I don't know, that's so funny that that that person now never existed. Can you eliminate a person? Can you just say that that person didn't exist? Because then Chris was saying, was I ever married? And it just made me really think of Chris in part of it, To be honest, what had experience was like for Chris a tedious side, What it felt like being with someone who was changing and was felt that they were in the wrong body. Wasn't the wrong body? What if what the flashbacks were like in Chris's mind about when they were together sexually, emotionally, etcetera. I mean that definitely will take a toll on you. That's an interesting thing. I mean, Chris Jenner has been through a lot. That's a lot. I mean it's obviously a lot for Caitlin. But being in a relationship with someone who married you as a man and you had many years together and kids together and loved each other, and then them that person then not existing anymore, it's really interesting. And yeah, and that's the thing. It's a past life. Kim Kardashian in a in a past life was in a sex tape. Caitlyn Jenner in a past life was Bruce Jenner. I guess that a person is gone. I mean a person is gone, and you really can't see any of Bruce Jenner and Caitlin. It's a new human being. That's very very interesting. So to to eliminate a birth into it does make sense because the person is gone. Oh, there was a new trailer for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It looks really really entertaining and really good. And I really hope Erica Jayne got a raised because there's a lot of discussion about her and her scandal and she's back in the scandal news again. Um, which none of this is the point of the story, but it's so funny because I was watching Andy Cohen with the Jersey Girls, um, and it's so it's so funny because they were on watch What Happens Live with him or one of them, I think it was Dolores wasn't He was like, Wow, that was some reunion and she's like, I know, I'm still not right from it. He's like, I know, and it just it sounds like we're talking about refugees that left Ukraine, like people who are victims of a circumstance that they had no control over, like and Andy like, I know that was really hard, and we're just like that was really hard. Would it be Would you be happy if it wasn't hard? If if everybody was like, well, that was a really lovely, lovely experience. It was. It was a balanced and peaceful and very zen reunions. So it felt great and like, that's wonderful. I'm really happy that there was no drama, Like it's such a but so bullshit, like let's just say what it is and it could be like, guys, I'm so happy that you fucked your best friend's sister. I really am, because you know what, I need that drama, and it's it's literally buying me my house in the Hampton's, so we need that drama. And I appreciate that. I'm so happy that there's lying, stealing, cheating, bankruptcy, uh you know, breaking into the White House, flipping tables, and friendships that will never be repaired in the foreseeable future. So thank you for that. But they're just like, yeah, that was really to oh my god, that was so tough, like literally as if someone has survived something. So that does make me laugh, Like, yeah, it was a hard it's been a hard season, you know, really hard in season. It's just it's hysterical like it's it's hysterical like like like like you're on It's it's a team of athletes that where normally things go well and then you have to flake gate. Like that's like a hard season that wasn't expected to be. They really didn't want any drama, but this is just like really funny how they're just like, yeah, m that's unfortunate or no drug. It's like when you would go to cha, I just don't want any drama on this trip. Let's just not have any drama. But tomorrow, n it's really important. It's my charity event for my charity event for a charity, and five percent is going to the charity, and I don't want any drama there. This is like, can we just at least be like we need fucking drama. We need to burn the house down. Somebody's like needs to be pulled off, something needs to happen. Everyone acts like it's Everyone acts like it's like an important family matter, Like I know. The funeral was the funeral was hard. We haven't gone through the will yet. It was hard. We we did. We sat shipping for a week and it is really challenging. That's how it's spoken about the reunions or the season. It was. It was a hard reunion, it really was. I just it's hard having a hard time. I know girls who have been not not are on antidepressants, who have post traumatic stress disorder, like who have depression from it, like this real ship that goes on from that show, Like girls get medicated to be on it because it gives them so much anxiety when everyone's talking about them or living things out in the press. These things aren't really These things wouldn't be happening if you weren't on the show. So let's not act like it's some plight. Just fucking play the game, keep going. I can't believe you did that at my fake charity event where none of the money goes to charity, that you would do that at that event and you would act like that. Um, I've been right, I've been right in the middle. Life is not a cabaret. Okay, I've been right in the middle of it. But I have matured, I have moved on. I do not forget where I came from them seven

So we definitely don't talk about Will Smith enough. That is sarcasm at its finest, because it just is the nightmare that keeps giving. So yesterday there was a video that came out with Jada holding up the camera to Will. It seems like it was on Instagram. I don't know why she thought that was a good idea to post that. I don't or it was live. I don't understand. Maybe I didn't see what it was. But Jade is holding the camera up to Will and basically saying so and so some person was very helpful to us, Like, let's give this person who was on Red Table talking about table talking, right, this person who was on as if Red Table Talk is like you know ABC primetime super Bowl coverage, like red Table Talk, Like poor Will has to like go on and like say they had an open marriage and like her her her child's friend she was having an affair with on Red Table Talk, like at least talked to Oprah, I mean, for the love of God. Okay, So Jada was videoing Will, I guess on social media and basically was saying this woman was very good to us, and let's promote this woman who was on Red Table talk and didn't this woman help us? And Will looked at her be basically being like, I don't want a camera on me right now, and I don't want to be used for cloud and she kind of said like something about what did she say? She said something about, well, like obviously whoever helped us in our relationship? Not like sarcastically meaning, look, how you know we're a disaster and it's out there. I don't know how it's out there. Maybe it was I don't I don't, I don't know it was on a story and someone kept it. I genuinely don't know how it's out there, but it's out there that he was looking at her, being like, don't use me for content right now. If I take a picture of Paul with like the dogs, just being a person being cute and sweatpants, I can't just post that. And I barely would even take a picture of him without asking. There's no way, you know, if I there was a picture of us and on vacation and we both looked cute, I could post that as like I had a great time or happy birthday Paul, or I love you Valentine's Day or whatever, But I'm not gonna be like talk and I know he didn't agree to be public and these are two public figures, but um, you got the sense in the video that Will was feeling used. It was interesting. It just it's so weird that remember they had those Vine videos or I guess even TikTok videos, there were six seconds long. You could sort of tell everything in such a brief period of time. That's that's why reality TV is interesting. They show you such a small amount of what's filmed, but it kind of crystallizes what went down. Um. So basically Will's saying like, don't use me for cloud. He said, wow, And then it made me think about. Um, what it made me think about, honestly, is is fame and the less famous person. So I'm in a relationship with someone who does not want any attention. Meaning he could be on the podcast with me, he could come on red carpets with me, he could be on a show with me. He is so funny and our dynamic together it's hilarious. He's not interested in that whatsoever. For the record, I've never been in a relationship with someone who this is weird, and I think about it. Two, I've never been in a relationship with someone who has a social media presence not at all, Like maybe Paul has produced movies, so he has uh some social media, but it's not used at all whatsoever. Um So I've never been with someone who is actively on social media ever, and so he's not interested in it. And I've been in relationships where people like people act like they're not interested in it, and I kind of think they're not interested in it, and it's always positioned as they're doing it for me, if it's the if it was the show or something like that. But then I used to come home and the person I was in a relationship with was miked up before I got home and scenes that he didn't need to be in, and it really puts you on alert. You feel used. And I know this from all people on housewives and from you know. There was one housewife that I know from another city and we had we shared an agent at the same time, and the agent somehow said to me, oh, we're doing a call with this person or I don't remember what it was, or asked me a question about this person's spouse doing a show about their business, and the main person who was famous first was like, ah, well, know that my spouse doesn't need their own show. Like the person who is bringing the non famous person into the fame light really wants to be sort of the driver of it. So and you get paranoid and everybody that I know who starts dating someone who's less famous than them and if and this is really complicated. But for me, I've been with people who aren't famous at all, So that's different, Like that's black and white, and you definitely don't like when that person starts to really like the light and like the shine and want to be on the red carpet. And I think that it's a mistake to do that. I think it's a mistake to be like we are now famous together. And it happened to me when I did my reality show um bethany ever after. It was supposed to be about my business, but behind the scenes of my business, and then I got engaged and they're like, well, we'll have to show a little bit of that, and I said, I don't want to be Tori and Dean, and next thing you know, we were Torrian Dean. It's just too tempting because it's funny and it's what's going on, and it was I am. I regretted it. So the person who's in the spotlight doesn't want the other person to be in the spotlight. And it's not jealousy, it's a lack of trust. It's wondering what the person's motives are, and it's not liking seeing their first And for someone like me who doesn't care about really being photographed or looking good, I'm not superficial. I do it really for business. I out only if i'm if it's business, I put makeup on. If i'm being if i'm if I'm being paid. Like, I don't just go out because I want to be at everything. If I go to the I Heart Awards, it's because I have a podcast and because my daughter will enjoy it. If I go to the opening of an ice cream museum in New York, it's not because I just want to be like on a red carpet with Katy Perry. It's because my daughter likes will like the museum of ice cream. So I'm very, very uh specific about the things that I'll do if someone invited me, even if it was the Vanity Fair party, which I'm not, I'm saying I would go because I think it would be great business. I'd be great to see people, but I'd wear a sick outfit and it'd be good for coverage, and you just look like you're not always in pajamas. So I'm strategic. So I would not like if somebody else liked the light and the shine, and you can just anybody. Everybody knows what that feels like. I remember going to Andy Cohen's Christmas party and people are so famous there. Madonna has been there, Monica Lewinsky, John Mayer, like crazy famous people, and I brought someone and he was like chumming up with everybody and like growing out, and I was like, all right, take it fucking easy now. And then you realize you're not giving them the keys to the kingdom. They're not. You're not giving them the keys to the kingdom until you're fully locked and trustworthy, and even still then. So that was a long non sequitur to say Will is the more famous party in the relationship with Jada. He always has been, And there's no way that that hasn't had its challenges. It's just there's it's not even possible. The more famous person is going to just exude something different, overcompensate, try to make the other person feel included, uh not want to overpower or it does overpower, then the other person gets resentful. I see that with them. Jada really needed to come out and like be a power woman and I am woman. Hear me, roar, And there's something going on with that. Okay, there's a power struggle. There's something. It's subtle. So it's interesting with the more famous person, how the other person acts and how they come in really strong. John John John Legend is a more famous person. I remember interviewing Christy Tiguan on my talk show when she had was a model and they met and got married in Italy, and she really needed to prove herself. She proved herself in the social media space and then in the cooking space, etcetera. But you know, he then became sort of overshadow because he doesn't seem like the person who wants the fame. He doesn't seem like he cares that much. He's already he's got it. He's invited everywhere. And it's interesting because Chrissy at the Grammys, she looked stunning by the way, and and I know I've met her, I know her. She's very very nice. I mean she's always been sweet to me. I've reached out to her on social media a little bit, and you know, it's sort of like that kind of relationship. I like her. Um, she's wearing the big beautiful gown. He's performing. She's wearing, you know, and effectively Chrissie, who's a star in her own right. Obviously she's his plus one, but she's wearing this Gwyneth Paltrow like gigantic pink gown. So what goes on with them? Like then they're both really famous, They're always both taking pictures, and they're they're in a sample people who do it all together. And I guess if both people are on the same page, that works. It's a separate conversation that I think, like massive fame with kids and careers and all of that is very difficult to manage. It's just it is superficial. You can't really focus and connect on the other person. You word about your own tan lines and your picture and you know, a good lighting and you know, and they travel with social media people like they travel with photographers. I ran into them in Italy and saw them and they were like flashing lights and I thought there was paparazzi, and there was just like their own crew of like stylists and people. Because she's a business. I mean, she's got seventy five billion followers, so like, you know, every outfit she wears in Italy is a business. But it's very hard to connect with your partner when you both have you know, you're working, and it's really more her. That's really more her job. He's got his main job, Like he's up on stage at the Grammy's, he's recording albums and selling them. That's his bread and butter. For her, it's capturing all that. So the dynamic and the balance is interesting. And then brings me to Kim and Pete because she's astronomically more famous than him, and there's no way that she and the family they love him. They think he's nice. He's growing out with Dissac. That's terrific. She's in love, she's having fun, she's dressing more street, she's you know, down to earth and eating pizza and going to drive throughs, and you know, she's in that cool you know, wearing the letter letter jacket of your boyfriend phase. And it's amazing, and she's happy and she's a piece, and she's it's the opposite of what she was in before. I'm sure she felt controlled. So that's amazing. There's no way that she doesn't think. Okay, I'm definitely raising this guy's stock. I mean literally, if you invested in Pete Davidson. Uh, I'm trying to think, because it's the opposite of the opposite of Peloton, Like Peloton went from hero to zero. And Pete Davidson, I know he's on SNL, I know he dated seventy five celebrities. But Pete Davidson, his stock just went apple through the roof, like he his stock just went through the roof because of Cam. And she knows that Kim and Kanye together, I had different types of fame together. They probably in an unspoken way decided or even spoken, we're some of us is greater than its parts. We're going all the way by the end of this fucking thing. We're both gonna be billionaires. You're gonna be on the cover of Vogue fifty times. I'm gonna be a fashion icon mogul. And that was like really exponential together. But Cam has definitely she should have when she met Pete, she should have just said fine, we can date. I like you. I think you're hot. I heard you have a big penis and you fit in well because you're on my program, which is what you need to be. You need to be on my program. But whatever you make, Christianner's taken time percent, pull up on broth whatever, whatever, whatever you make, Pete Davidson, here's what you have. Now. Let's see a net worth statement, Pete Davidson, and let's see what deals you already have signed. I'd like to see the deals you've already signed, and I'd like to see a net worth statement at this time, whatever this, whatever that's worth right now until we break up or get married. Christian has taken teen percent. That's what's happening, Okay, because you're gonna go through the roof like Apple, So let's just make that decision now. Speaking of Pete Davidson, last night, I saw a video on you know the TikTok, which is the Bible and the girl he used to go out with. I think her name is Kazzy. She's Larry David's daughter, Kazi David or Cassie David. She's Larry David's daughter, and she wrote a book and by the way it's written, and by the way she's self deprecating and admits her fault, you get the sense that she's telling the truth. She said they were in a relationship. She had this stock before it went public. She had Larry david daughter bought the Pete Davidson stock before it went public. Okay, so they were together, and she said he had emotional issues, uh you know, uh, mental health issues, and he was very needy, and it sounds like the love bomb type of thing, like he was just like codependent and it made her uncomfortable. And they broke up, and I guess in a moment of weakness, she wanted to get back together. And he was really upset when they broke up and all this stuff. And six days later she found out from him when she tried to get back together with him. She found out I think by texting he's happier than he's ever been. And she was on a plane start hysterically crying, and she sees that he's in a relationship with Ariana Grande. Now I'm just gonna say something. Okay, I'm just going to say something. You can date non famous people, like it is possible. I dated non nonfamous people, like if your dick falls on a famous vagina, every time it goes out, I'm seeing a fucking thread. Okay, like literally because you see how it goes. The guys dating Larry David's daughter, you're a comedian, you're on SNL, you're effectively other than that, you know, a nobody, because those comedians become somebody's you know what I mean when when Annie Sandbergh was on SNL, he's hysterical, he's successful, seth. But they really become somebody later, Mike Myers, like they parlay. So you're dating Larry David's daughter. That tracks. It's a comedian and he's a wealthy you know, he's a successful person in Hollywood and known person. You're dating his daughter. That tracks. Oh, next up comes Ariana Grande. H And I guess she was in some other relationship right before or that's a separate story, like she was kind of dating someone the guy who died. I think mac Miller I may be mixing up the stories. But um then we now it's you know, okay, we're dating Larry David's daughter. We live in l A. Now we're dating Ariana Grande. Okay, that's Okay, Wow, that's cool there, and we're engaged in fortys flat. Okay, we're engaged in a second, and we're very public about it. If you remember, we're all over, we're taking pictures everywhere, we're emoting publicly. We break up. Next on the agenda is Cape Beck and Sale, the girl from Bridgerton and who else did we have? Was there somebody before Kim Kardashian. Oh, we're from from Larry David's daughter to a very public relationship and engagement with Ariana Grande. Moving right along to Cape Beck and Sale. Next on the agenda is Kaya Gerber and who did I forget? And then we move into Kim kardash and Brigger Bridgerton was in that mix? And Kim Kardashian, I mean, I mean, I can, I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. Okay, Like if you don't see what I see, do you see what I see? A star fucker moving through that town? I mean with a dick as big as a clown. I mean, what do we need? So Kim Kardashian, get the fucking contract, take the tep per cent of the increase in profits, thank me? Later, it's re ridiculous. It's redic you less, it's real, big dick, you less, it's re ridiculous. Okay, it is apps a fucking rebidiculous. Wow. I mean you know this is what happens. Like you do one deal, then next time you get a bigger deal because you you did the first deal, so you've proven yourself in that market, so you got a bit better deal. Oh the next time, Like it could be anything philanthropy. The first time I did a relief effort, I couldn't get Javianas and Casper to give me a mattress and flip flops. But the second time I raised a million dollars. Like the third time, what ever, now we did a hundred fifty million dollars. Like Oh, I went out with Larry David's daughter. Okay, but then then Ariana granny and we got engaged and everyone found out any big dick ye pekaia kape. I can sail, like you can date people that aren't famous. It is a possibility. But why would you if you could go, We're going all the way headed far forever and famous. We're gonna stay. Hey, I mean a couple where there's a disparity and who's more famous. One person is largely more famous than the other. Something always comes to light. And when the less relevant and less famous person is the peacock, those feathers will push that main motherfucker right out of the way. Those peacock feathers are coming out. Just put me in coach, get me in the fucking door, Okay, Because as I mentioned, Pete Davidson is still being that peacock. He's he's he's well, that's not true. I'm seeing a change in Pete Davidson style. I saw buzz cut of seeing a little more sleek fashion watch. Megan and Harry is a more famous and less famous couple. I mean, we know that Megan was on deal or no deal in suits, which is precisely the same as being a member of the royal family. But Harry, I you know, I didn't gonna have it, but I'm gonna say is more famous. So there's definitely I don't care what. There's a dynamic in there. There's a dynamic. And you know what, like Ellen and Porsche do it right. Porsche was well known and an actress. She's not thirsty for fame. That's the perfect combination. She's not thirsty for fame their partners. They go in the same way. Ellen respects Porsche and wants to build her up, but it's because Porsche is not thirsty. She's not like climbing into the light. So Megan's way more into the fame than Harry. It seems like she's like, listen, I'm fun and dining out on this ship, and I'm gonna make a meal out of it. Okay, We're leaving the goddamn castle because I want to hang out with George and Amal and Serena and her husband and j Lo and Ben Affleck. I don't want to be fucking shackled and not be able to take free shit. I want to wear whatever the funk I want, jewelry, lux goods. I'm not interested in coming all this way and being in this castle if I cannot enjoy the fucking trappings. Okay, so I didn't get it. I didn't see the fine print. But if I can't go and have a bridle shower and give and get some free ship, this might not be for me because I didn't go into being a celebrity and being an actress. If I wasn't gonna be able to work the system and wear my looks goods. And I know that ring as an airloom, but it's not the size that I would want if I was a member of actual, real Hollywood fame. So we're gonna reset that, and you're gonna make it up to me in many other lucks good areas. We're going to fly on famous people's planes, live in a major house and mone see you don't have a spot in nineties six bedrooms, and we're gonna do it the right way. Bro Oh, I forgot to mention that Pete Davidson had Northwest on his lap in a pink vehicle in public, out in the universe, in the world. Call me a reactionary, but being in a pink car will draw attention to you regardless. Okay, you're either fucking Angeline or Paris Hilton. For anybody who doesn't who Angeline is, she's this woman who, like I guess, Marriedith Texas rich person and she was like this vava boom, bodacious, like Vegas looking type, blonde platinum. Angeline had a pink corvette and big, big, big, big billboards. The only people that I've ever seen that pink cars or Angeline and Paris Hilton. So Pete and Pete Davidson driving around Northwest on his lap. That's a subtle way to not get noticed. Honestly, if I want to not get noticed, I'm going to have the most famous woman that has ever graced this planet's child on my lap in a pink open vehicle. Please. How fucking dumb do we have to be? Honestly, I was born and I was born in the morning. I wasn't born this morning, so I there. Because the Kardashians on Hulu is coming out, there have been a lot of throwbacks and videos of Kim Uh talking about when she used to organize closets to be an assistant. I used to work as a hostess. Um, I've had every single job. I've been a personal assistant to Paris and Nikki's mom Cathy Uh. I've done it all. And so you know, I see these snarky people on TikTok on half the screen. When Oprah asked Kim about her sex tape and would she have been successful without her sex tape? Who cares like? I mean, you know, I give them a hard time sometimes, but I'm going to give credit where credits do they work their fucking asses off. So to her point about the quote, she died while she has worked her ass off, her asses right on, and then all their asses are right on. But she she's proven herself. We don't have to talk about the sex tape anymore than we have to talk about me being on the Housewives, like we get it. Yeah, I probably wouldn't be where I am without the Housewives. It's okay. I also used to work at a fucking bakery in high school. Guess what. I was a hostess at La Scala, making eight dollars an hour and eating free chop salads every day, driving a forward probe. It's okay. That was ten thousand years ago. Kim Kardashian organized closets, worked with Paris, went to the Paris Hilton School of Fame. Was better than the teacher, you know, went on the red carpets with Nick Lasha, got her fucking self out there, did the sex tape. She here, she is here, she is, she has the receipts to prove it. Anything you want to know, Forbes isn't lying. She's a billionaire. Set the funk down. Who cares if she did a sex tape. I mean, everybody should do a fucking sex tape if you're gonna have a career like that. Honestly, who gives a ship? Who gives a good funk. It's not like she's famous for the sex tape. She's she's she's hustling her skims on social media. They're at that fucking red carpet in Malibu promoting that show. And if more is more and they want fifty billion dollars, they want it. It's their business. But by no means is is Kim Kardashian now successful because she did a sex tape? Because I can tell you one thing. It all looks easy. Oh and you all say she has a team of makeup artists and all that. It's true, plastic surgery, filtering outfits, wardrobe stylists, all of that. Nanni's mansions, billions, it's true. But I will tell you something. It's exhausting. Okay, it's exhausting going to one event like that. I'd be dehydrated, your your your feed, hurt your boobs. Her. I'm not saying she has a billion dollars. Of course you'd get up and do it. That's not my point. But like all that stuff. Back to back press, doing press tours doesn't even if you're on a private plate. It's dehydrating, it's exhausting. Your face is peeling off. She's probably breaking out. Probably I have a fucking hair left on her head from those extensions. It's just it's a lot. So the bitch works hard, There's no fucking two ways about it. She's on TikTok posting about her skims and this looks so cute and there's a low back and oh my god, you know, and every product and the lip kits and all the ship I could tell you one thing. She works her fucking ass on. She has worked that ass on. So whatever money she has, and if they want to have fifty billion dollars, which is probably what they want, go with God, because she fucking works her ass off. They all, well, they all do. I mean, they work hard. Okay, we're on a Kardashian kick today. I saw a clip that Chris Jenner was talking to Caitlin, and you know, I don't really think about that that often. I mean, Caitlin is such an iconic person, such a groundbreaking person, and Christmas saying to her, did Bruce ever exist? Because Calin was saying that she eliminated her original birth certificates. So what you can because that's what you were born as? Like God said, said it best, I was born this way right, Oh but she was Calin was born a woman. But but but that person was born Bruce and then changed into Caitlin. But I guess someone would argue that, well, right, was born Bruce Jenner no matter what, Whether Bruce Jenner as a child felt like, uh, he was in the wrong body. I don't you know, I don't know. I actually don't know that that's an interesting question. I would love to have Caitlin on. But Chris is saying, but I don't know, that's so funny that that that person now never existed. Can you eliminate a person? Can you just say that that person didn't exist? Because then Chris was saying, was I ever married? And it just made me really think of Chris in part of it, To be honest, what had experience was like for Chris a tedious side, What it felt like being with someone who was changing and was felt that they were in the wrong body. Wasn't the wrong body? What if what the flashbacks were like in Chris's mind about when they were together sexually, emotionally, etcetera. I mean that definitely will take a toll on you. That's an interesting thing. I mean, Chris Jenner has been through a lot. That's a lot. I mean it's obviously a lot for Caitlin. But being in a relationship with someone who married you as a man and you had many years together and kids together and loved each other, and then them that person then not existing anymore, it's really interesting. And yeah, and that's the thing. It's a past life. Kim Kardashian in a in a past life was in a sex tape. Caitlyn Jenner in a past life was Bruce Jenner. I guess that a person is gone. I mean a person is gone, and you really can't see any of Bruce Jenner and Caitlin. It's a new human being. That's very very interesting. So to to eliminate a birth into it does make sense because the person is gone. Oh, there was a new trailer for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It looks really really entertaining and really good. And I really hope Erica Jayne got a raised because there's a lot of discussion about her and her scandal and she's back in the scandal news again. Um, which none of this is the point of the story, but it's so funny because I was watching Andy Cohen with the Jersey Girls, um, and it's so it's so funny because they were on watch What Happens Live with him or one of them, I think it was Dolores wasn't He was like, Wow, that was some reunion and she's like, I know, I'm still not right from it. He's like, I know, and it just it sounds like we're talking about refugees that left Ukraine, like people who are victims of a circumstance that they had no control over, like and Andy like, I know that was really hard, and we're just like that was really hard. Would it be Would you be happy if it wasn't hard? If if everybody was like, well, that was a really lovely, lovely experience. It was. It was a balanced and peaceful and very zen reunions. So it felt great and like, that's wonderful. I'm really happy that there was no drama, Like it's such a but so bullshit, like let's just say what it is and it could be like, guys, I'm so happy that you fucked your best friend's sister. I really am, because you know what, I need that drama, and it's it's literally buying me my house in the Hampton's, so we need that drama. And I appreciate that. I'm so happy that there's lying, stealing, cheating, bankruptcy, uh you know, breaking into the White House, flipping tables, and friendships that will never be repaired in the foreseeable future. So thank you for that. But they're just like, yeah, that was really to oh my god, that was so tough, like literally as if someone has survived something. So that does make me laugh, Like, yeah, it was a hard it's been a hard season, you know, really hard in season. It's just it's hysterical like it's it's hysterical like like like like you're on It's it's a team of athletes that where normally things go well and then you have to flake gate. Like that's like a hard season that wasn't expected to be. They really didn't want any drama, but this is just like really funny how they're just like, yeah, m that's unfortunate or no drug. It's like when you would go to cha, I just don't want any drama on this trip. Let's just not have any drama. But tomorrow, n it's really important. It's my charity event for my charity event for a charity, and five percent is going to the charity, and I don't want any drama there. This is like, can we just at least be like we need fucking drama. We need to burn the house down. Somebody's like needs to be pulled off, something needs to happen. Everyone acts like it's Everyone acts like it's like an important family matter, Like I know. The funeral was the funeral was hard. We haven't gone through the will yet. It was hard. We we did. We sat shipping for a week and it is really challenging. That's how it's spoken about the reunions or the season. It was. It was a hard reunion, it really was. I just it's hard having a hard time. I know girls who have been not not are on antidepressants, who have post traumatic stress disorder, like who have depression from it, like this real ship that goes on from that show, Like girls get medicated to be on it because it gives them so much anxiety when everyone's talking about them or living things out in the press. These things aren't really These things wouldn't be happening if you weren't on the show. So let's not act like it's some plight. Just fucking play the game, keep going. I can't believe you did that at my fake charity event where none of the money goes to charity, that you would do that at that event and you would act like that. Um, I've been right, I've been right in the middle. Life is not a cabaret. Okay, I've been right in the middle of it. But I have matured, I have moved on. I do not forget where I came from them seven