On today’s show:
Jono gets told off in a restaurant for showing his tattooed bum, before even ordering a drink
Ben’s wife accidentally opens her Christmas present early… 
Megan dusts off her stilts and considers joining the Santa Parade
We hear about bungee yoga, goat yoga, and a sport called Sepak Takraw (yes, it’s real!)
Jono spots a man on a mobility scooter trying to merge onto the motorway
Dear Megan: My girlfriend and I have been great for two years, but politics is now causing constant arguments, and she says our values don’t align.

On today&rsquo;s show:
<ul>
<li>Jono gets told off in a restaurant for showing his tattooed bum, before even ordering a drink</li>
<li>Ben&rsquo;s wife accidentally opens her Christmas present early&hellip;&nbsp;</li>
<li>Megan dusts off her stilts and considers joining the Santa Parade</li>
<li>We hear about bungee yoga, goat yoga, and a sport called Sepak Takraw (yes, it&rsquo;s real!)</li>
<li>Jono spots a man on a mobility scooter trying to merge onto the motorway</li>
<li>Dear Megan: My girlfriend and I have been great for two years, but politics is now causing constant arguments, and she says our values don&rsquo;t align.</li>
</ul>

This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.

This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We&rsquo;re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas&mdash;your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can&rsquo;t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.