On today’s show:

• Jono gets told off in a restaurant for showing his tattooed bum, before even ordering a drink
• Ben’s wife accidentally opens her Christmas present early… 
• Megan dusts off her stilts and considers joining the Santa Parade
• We hear about bungee yoga, goat yoga, and a sport called Sepak Takraw (yes, it’s real!)
• Jono spots a man on a mobility scooter trying to merge onto the motorway
• Dear Megan: My girlfriend and I have been great for two years, but politics is now causing constant arguments, and she says our values don’t align.