On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder's Bush & Berry are trying to stay on the straight & narrow path of the missionary budget, but deciding on dry cleaning or eating food, the conversation turns to "The Jackson Hole Med Center" and if the pay is worth the price...that's after Taxes & Ten Percent of course! And A New Year always brings Goals and Resolutions, and Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and All of The World has advice for The Man who's packed on some weight during the holidays. With a moment or two or three to ponder one's waist line and shedding of tears because of love handles that only "Karl Malone Sized Hands" could appreciate, Flabulo has the solution to keeping the woman in your life from running off with your brother and it starts with another woman...Jenny Craig! "The Elders & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.

<p>On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder's Bush & Berry are trying to stay on the straight & narrow path of the missionary budget, but deciding on dry cleaning or eating food, the conversation turns to "The Jackson Hole Med Center" and if the pay is worth the price...that's after Taxes & Ten Percent of course! And A New Year always brings Goals and Resolutions, and Fabulo, The Greatest Lover of Women in Utah and All of The World has advice for The Man who's packed on some weight during the holidays. With a moment or two or three to ponder one's waist line and shedding of tears because of love handles that only "Karl Malone Sized Hands" could appreciate, Flabulo has the solution to keeping the woman in your life from running off with your brother and it starts with another woman...Jenny Craig! "The Elders & Fabulo" from "Jon Carter's Archives" and Utah's Classic 103.5 The Arrow.</p>

"Jon Carter's Archives" include some of his greatest and most legendary radio bits from the 80s and 90s, now restored from the Arrow 103.5 Vault. Before he could crack a mic or tell a joke, JC's Cerebral Carcass was creating "The Adventures of Timmy," our favorite, slightly-overweight-for-his-age little boy, with a love of food, girls and trouble. From stealing animals from the State Fair on a regular basis to always drawing the ire of his Pops, Timmy is back and one thing to say, and that's "BYE." Utah's Outdoors Man, "Mister Twister" is back too, famously based on the late Doug Miller, with a love for fishing, hunting, and camping. Twister is back with all his timeless takes and advice. Also found deep within the bowels of his secret Sandy studio are Billy Beaufort and Bubba Pickett, the Bible Brothers, saying what they always say - and that's "Say Hallelujah!" Plus other famous Carter Characters, such as Swami Salami, Mr. Roberts, the Elders, Song Parodies and more from the Old Timey Days. Let us know your favorite Carter Classic on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or 1035thearrow.com - and download timeless Carter Classics exclusively with the Arrow App from WCF Insurance. Utah's Classic 103.5 the Arrow!

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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder's Bush & Berry are trying to stay on the straight & narrow path of the missionary budget, but deciding on dry cleaning or eating food, the conversation turns to "The Jackson Hole Med Center" and if the pay is...

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