Holiday Travel. Filler stories for the holidays!  Let’s talk travel! 
Blade Runner Paroled. The legless Olympic sprinter known as Blade Runner, killed his girlfriend 10 years ago.  He’s getting out of prison in January
Secret Millionaire. Geoffrey Holt was a humble man who worked as caretaker of a trailer park in Hinsdale, New Hampshire.  He had no car, shabby clothing, and hardly any furniture.  He was also a millionaire. 
Brown Friday. It’s not the poo-poo platter that did it... it’s your silly habit of trying to flush everything.