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Joey’s 9-year-old tried to get out of doing homework by saying he just needed to relax.   Hot Tea: Some MLB stadiums are now selling a 9-9-9 challenge package that includes 9 hotdogs and 9 beers to consume in the 9 innings. Zach Top was caught serenading people on a jet bridge while boarding a flight. Natty Light beer company is now selling fertilizer.   A woman online got engaged to a guy a day after meeting him in person. We asked listeners who got engaged or married the fastest. Answers ranged from 1 day to a few weeks!  Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  Leanne Morgan is doing another show in Knoxville! Joey’s friend mentioned that she comes to his church when she is in town. We asked if anyone else went to church with famous people. Responses included The Band Perry, Pat Summitt, Josh Turner, and Charlie Daniels.   We played Hear Me Out. Joey and Nancy put on noise cancelling headphones so they couldn’t hear Karly. They then try to read her lips!  What Makes You Special! We are Sadie Robertson Huff and Christian Huff from Duck Dynasty: the Revival! 

Karly is highly considering traveling to Florida next week to see the NASA rocket launch.   A plane and a fire truck crashed on a runway at La Guardia Airport yesterday. Air traffic control had cleared the firetruck to cross, but then they quickly told the truck to stop. The truck did not stop and drove right in front of the airplane.   Animal control showed up at Nancy’s farm because someone called them to check on her horses. Nancy doesn’t have any horses. She figured out that they should’ve been at her neighbors’ house (the same neighbor that has been causing problems with shooting).  Hot Tea: A contestant from The Bachelorette says that he asked Taylor about her arrest during a date, and she freaked out and left the set. Ella Langley had a huge God moment that changed her life and made her pick up her Bible again. A nursing home is trying to get approval for a “grandparent happy hour” so they can serve alcohol.   What’s your perfect fast-food plate? If you could choose an entree, side, drink, and dessert from any fast-food place, what would you choose?  Nancy placed an order of 90+ bags of mulch for curb side delivery from Lowe’s. She thought it was a genius hack to get the workers to load it for her. When she showed up at the store, the workers were clearly annoyed with her. They were even more annoyed when she came back for 30 more bags.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy   Joey was super excited that he found a new way to get grass clipping out of the road and his driveway. He basically sucked them all up with the mower once he finished mowing. Nancy and Karly questioned his methods, and he said that Karly crushed his dreams.   We talked with Summer from Sevierville about the newest episode of Extracted!  Group Therapy: A Coworker trashed-talked me in an email and accidentally sent it to me 

It's the first day of Spring! Meanwhile, Joey's falling hard for his new credit card perks. Nancy showed up for the company outdoor basketball tournament picnic and they were packing up early. HOT TEA: The new season of "The Bachelorette" is cancelled... Dolly congratulated the Sevier County Girl's Basketball team on winning their state championship...Guinness Records has awarded the guy with the most teeth of any other human on earth. Nancy's son, Ben, got his cast off and it was nasty. Lawmakers have purchased a waterfall after it was listed on Redfin. We play Lucky 7 and give away Dollywood tickets! Joey accidentally stepped on some baby rabbits and feels bad. The bill in Florida to ban first-cousin marriage has failed. Have you seen the 10 pound chocolate bunny that you have to hit with a hammer to break apart? WHAT WE LEARNED!

Nancy's in a better mood and Joey is stressed over growing plants at home. NERD NEWS: Sharks run in cliques... 3D homes are now being built... Birds are using cigarettes in their nests for a genius reason. HOT TEA: The lady from the Coldplay Kiss Cam drama now says the male CEO misrepresented himself to her... Tucker Wetmore is finished with blondes... and inmate 'tipped' a courtroom judge with fake money. We woke Karly up in Nashville at the Country Radio Seminar and properly celebrated her winning a scholarship! Joey got stuck in the car wash and was saved by Chat GPT. LUCKY 7 for free Dollywood tickets! Nancy's son got an arm tattoo of Nancy's face! Knox County Mayor Glenn Jacobs joins us to talk about the "Heroes Hill Challenge." GROUP THERAPY: "I'm taking my sister on an all-expenses paid trip, but she just got a huge tax return so can I ask her to chip in?" Nancy's Dad wouldn't let her go to the dump by herself and now she knows why. WHAT WE LEARNED on today's show.  

Nancy's in a mood for weird reasons Joey can't stop raving about his new 'Battery Daddy' caddy Nancy got an intense cruise ship massage where the masseuse climbed on top of her HOT TEA: Lainey Wilson was broke when she met her fiancé, Duck...Luke Combs says it's time for the Super Bowl to have a country music halftime show... A deaf woman was kicked off a Frontier flight for "not listening." Joey admits he can't help his kids with some of their homework because he has no idea how to do it. Nancy agrees. AS SEEN ON TIKTOK: Old people describing art gallery paintings using youth slang... then we ask Nancy's dad, Papa Joe, to use slang to describe what's coming up on the Joey and Nancy show. LUCKY 7 for Dollywood tickets Joey was conflicted about restaurant employees complaining about their jobs while they were working. We're playing "Hear Me Out" where we tried to read Karly's lips while she says random phrases. WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL? I'm a teenager about to open up my open bakery WHAT WE LEARNED: Joey and Nancy both are bad at helping with kid's homework... and Papa Joe is terrible at using youth slang.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!  Yesterday’s weather was so weird – storms in the morning and snow in the afternoon. Some schools are closed today.   The people that own the land beside Nancy’s farm have built a firing range and it is super loud. Nancy keeps getting accused of causing noise issues, and she keeps having to defend herself.    You can pay a guy in North Carolina $1,000, and he will negotiate with car dealerships for you while trying to buy a new car.   Hot Tea: Riley Green’s bar is opening a new location in Gatlinburg. The woman from the Coldplay kiss cam says that at the time, she and her husband were separated, and the CEO had told her that he was also separated from his wife. A man is being charged with a felony after putting weights in his fish at a bass tournament.  A Delta agent at TYS tried to entertain people while their flight was delayed. She offered up a free upgrade if someone would come sing karaoke on her loudspeaker.   Joey got invited to an early screening of the new Michael Jackson movie, but it is the same day that his son is supposed to sing at church.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  Karly’s debit card information was stolen, and someone bought $300 worth of stuff on Amazon. She spent an hour on the phone with her bank, canceled her card, and got a new one. The next day, a huge package arrived at her house. It was full of hundreds of dice for Dungeons and Dragons. The next day, she got a package of mechanical pencils and four necklaces with the letter M on them.   We recapped last night’s episode of Extracted with Summer from Sevierville!  Group Therapy- Can I Date My Sister’s Ex Boyfriend?  Joey’s son told him that kids are now using the phrase “fingers crossed” to mean that they have to go pee.  

The storms were crazy this morning! Nancy wants someone to invent a type of roll cage for houses. Then, you wouldn’t have to worry about a tree crushing your house.   Karly texted Joey and Nancy a text that said, “Glen Powell came out” and a video link. Neither one of them opened the video, so they both automatically assumed that she meant he “came out” as gay. NOPE! He literally came out on stage at the concert Karly was at.   Monday Morning Wake Up Call!  Nancy is back from her cruise and has all kinds of hacks to share. One includes telling her son that there was a nude deck on the ship... there was not, but trying to find it kept him occupied.   Hot Tea: There was a tie at the Oscars! Riley Green had to get stitches after someone threw their phone and hit him in the face at a concert. Dolly Parton shared an update on her health and said she is doing good.   Joey’s wife introduced him to an app called BePresent. It gives you rewards for spending time off your phone and being present in real life.   Dolly Parton spoke at the media presentation at Dollywood last week and was pretty unhinged! She made lots of jokes that probably had the president of Dollywood sweating... including some about her body.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  Buc-ee's was given an F by the Better Business Bureau due to customer service complaints. None of us have ever had a bad experience there, though.   Over $900k has been raised for an old man that was relying on Door Dashing to pay for his wife’s medication. Hopefully, he can now retire for good and live comfortably.   Nancy’s son Parker turned 19 years old yesterday and they went out to dinner. Parker was kind of upset that his birthday was kind of boring. Nancy feels bad because she thinks she didn’t do enough for him.  

Nancy visited STAR, the Shangri-La Therapeutic Academy of Riding in Lenoir City. She got to see all of the amazing things they do for people with disabilities.   Karly went to Cades Cove and explored the building and cemeteries there. She was fascinated by the old Appalachian names and the fat that there are graves there from the 2000s. The newest one she saw was from 2021.   Hot Tea: A Sphere like the one in Vegas may be coming to Nashville. Riley Green said that acting in the new Yellowstone show was a learning curve for him. Burger King is testing a new AI bot, and her name is Patty.   We gave away Dollywood gold season passes by having a rollercoaster scream off. Whoever can hold their scream the longest wins!  “Seat divorce” is a new term that means you don’t sit with your spouse on a flight so that you can both sit in a window or aisle seat.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy  Carlos Lopez, the voice of Vamos Vols, is going to be broadcasting this weekend’s NASCAR race in Arizona! We talked to him about how he got here and tested him on NASCAR phrases.   Group Therapy: My Husband Refuses to Tell Me His Passwords 

Nancy got stuck in a rolling roadblock for the first time yesterday. She got stopped on an entry ramp to Alcoa Hwy and then could only drive 5mph all the way to the airport.   Nerd News! A new study found that houseplants do not clean the air in your home, contrary to popular belief. There’s a new app that will alert you if someone is wearing smart glasses that take photos and videos. The screechy sound that scotch tape makes is actually from mini sonic booms.   Hot tea: Megan Moroney and Ella Langley are the first country female artists to top the Billboard Hot 100 and Billboard 200 simultaneously. Jack Hughes, the Olympic hockey player, says he will be getting his teeth fixed soon. Brantley Gilbert now has his own non-alcoholic beer.   We gave away Dollywood gold season passes by having a rollercoaster scream off. Whoever can hold their scream the longest wins!  Joey’s spring break vacation is at risk because now both of his kids have the flu. He drove all around Knoxville yesterday to get them all xofluza, a flu treatment and preventative pill.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy  We spoke with Sergeant Nolan Ogle from the TN Army National Guard about the recent hiker rescue in the Smokies. He was the medica that got lowered down from the helicopter on a cable to get to the hiker.   We played our new game called Hear Me Out. Joey and Nancy put on noise cancelling headphones so they couldn’t hear Karly. Karly then gave them country music lyrics that they had to guess.   What Makes You Special? I Am a World Record Karate Board Breaker 

Daylight Saving Time starts this weekend, so the clocks will spring forward.   Joey’s son Marvin has strep and flu b, and they are supposed to leave for vacation on Friday. They are scrambling to get him better and not get anyone else sick.   Nancy’s 13-year-old is still in a cast and sling because of his broken arm. He still went to his baseball team’s game last night to be with them for the game. During the game, Nancy noticed that he was hiding behind a tree peeing. After he finished, he couldn’t get his pants and belt back together with one arm. He walked to the dugout and had one of his friends fix his pants.   There was a total lunar eclipse this morning, and Karly was excited about it. It was supposed to be visible near the horizon, so she had an idea to get on the radio station roof so she might be able to see it. She asked the engineering department if that was possible, and they nicely told her it wasn’t a good idea. Then, it was cloudy this morning anyway, so it wouldn’t have mattered.   Hot Tea: Jelly Roll revealed that he attended the Grammys with a broken collarbone after flipping an ATV. Flying Ubers are coming to Dubai in the next few months, A woman was given a ticket for driving with a phone in her right hand... she is taking it to court because she physically does not have a right hand.  We gave away Dollywood gold season passes by having a rollercoaster scream off. Whoever can hold their scream the longest wins!  As Seen on TikTok: A mom has turned her kid’s playroom into a salt room. She covered the floor in salt because she claims it helps regulate the immune system.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy  Joey was really struggling with procrastinating yesterday and was doing any task he could think of other than the one he needed to do. He started thinking about how he had been told years ago that he has ADHD but stopped taking medicine for it. He is thinking about going to the doctor again and revisiting the meds.   We recapped episode 6 of Extracted with Summer from Sevierville. She was extracted during this episode due to the frigid temperatures and her blanket being taken away.   Group Therapy: My Coworker Swallows Really Loudly and It’s Driving Me Crazy 

Nancy is so happy that the weather was nice and warm this weekend.  Joey visited his brother in Cincinnati and got tired of him talking about his Delta credit card and perks.  While in Cincinatti, Joey went to a House and Garden Show. He found a booth that was giving free massage with a massage gun. He immediately signed up and got one. Nancy is offended because Joey wouldn’t let her use her massage gun on him last week.   Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 6-Year-Old Dominic  Nancy has decided she wants to start a new business... with donkeys. She wants to buy some donkeys and rent them out as beer burros. They would go to events and have baskets on their backs filled with beer or other beverages. She wants to call them “Drunk A** Donkeys.”  Hot Tea: Thomas Rhett and his wife have welcomed baby number 5 and it’s a boy! Ella Langley says she wants to act in a horror movie. A school made a statement asking parents to please double check their kids’ lunchboxes after a kid had a canned martini in their lunch.   We gave away Dollywood gold season passes by having a rollercoaster scream off. Whoever can hold their scream the longest wins!   Nancy felt like a hypocrite in church yesterday. The sermon mentioned that we tend to only give grace to good people, not to people that really need it. It really hit her hard. She thought about how she usually never helps the people on the side of the road because they might have bad intentions. She realized that didn’t matter, so she bought some supplies to make little bags to give them. It will include water, snacks, toothbrush, toothpaste, a Bible, and more.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy  Two TV anchors had an argument on air and had to make a statement saying that they are like siblings and pick at each other all the time... it just normally doesn’t happen on air. This reminded Joey of a time when he got really annoyed with Nancy on air because she kept interrupting him. He played the audio from it and Nancy kept apologizing for it.   A New York Hospital welcomed a 13lb baby and a 4lb baby just hours apart. The photo of them side by side is crazy.   Joey went into a smoothie place in Cincinnati and ordered on the kiosk at the counter. He didn’t see any workers, but figured they were just in the back. He stood there a while before he looked up the place’s phone number. He discovered that the business is brand new and hasn’t opened to the public yet. He didn’t know that because the doors were unlocked and the kiosk let him order. He ended up just leaving and making sure he saved the receipt to hopefully get a refund. 

We posted a picture of Nancy yesterday to see if anyone could notice that her hair was different. Very few people did. Most commented that she didn’t have mega lashes anymore.   We talked to Matt Schaefer, the CEO of Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital, to talk about the new name change.   Hot Tea: Netflix has pulled out of the deal to buy Warner Brothers Discovery. Tampa Airport jokingly posted that they were going to ban people from wearing pajamas at the airport, but some people thought they were being serious. The governor of New York reinstated a man’s “PB4WEGO” license plate after it was deemed inappropriate by the DMV.   A man and his wife are raising their 2-year-old on a cruise ship because the husband is a performer on the ship. They get to live on the ship since he works on it. We talked about some cool perks or stories that kids got because of their parents' jobs. Nancy got to fly to Chattanooga to pick her brother up from school and have a birthday party at the airport because her dad was a pilot. One listener got free Little Debbie Cakes because their parent worked at the factory.   Nancy went shopping at McKay’s yesterday after finding out they will be closing soon. There is a chance that the store will reopen in a different building in the future.   Joey had to tell his 12-year-old that he doesn’t need to put his jeans in the laundry every time he wears them. He claims that jeans only need to be washed if they stink. Nancy and Karly usually wash theirs after two wears.  

Nancy got her hair done yesterday and it’s darker than normal. Joey said that he would’ve never noticed a difference if she hadn’t mentioned it.   Nancy brought her massage gun and tried to talk while Karly hit her with it.   We talked about what happened at the BAFTA Awards when the man with Tourette’s Syndrome yelled out slurs while two Black actors were on stage. The live audience was warned in advance that something like that could happen, but TV viewers were not. The network chose to still air the moment, even though there was a 2-hour delay, leading to outrage from a lot of viewers. Baylen Dupree, a famous TikToker with Tourette's made a statement about how Tourette’s can make you say things that you normally never would.   Hot Tea: An up-and-coming country singer is working on a new song that is a sequel to Dolly Parton’s Jolene. Dolly heard the song and loved it, so she is going to sing on it with the artist. Luke Combs says that he wants to lose weight but refuses to do it the “easy way” with GLP-1s. A man was arrested for posting a video of him pouring alcohol into an endangered hawk’s mouth.   The Knoxville McKay’s is closing due to the property being sold. Nancy is sad because McKay’s always reminded her of her grandmother that would go there to get trashy romance novels. Joey said that his grandma used to keep her romance novels on the back of the toilet. The conversation went a little wild from there.   Joey listened to a podcast yesterday and got annoyed when the podcaster used the word “nosh.” It apparently means “food” or “snack,” but he thinks it is unnecessary. He asked what other words people hated. Answers included “literally,” “due to the fact,” and pretty much all of Gen Alpha slang words.   Lucky 7 for $50 to the Copper Cellar Family of Restaurants  Last week, Burger King announced that the president of the company would be taking calls from customers. We called and left him a message on Friday, and then he actually called us back! We got to talk to him about our thoughts on the business.   An influencer is under fire for posting a video telling people that they could wash their underwear in a hotel coffee maker. Now, she has posted a video claiming that her original post was a joke, but people aren’t so sure.   Breaking News! East Tennessee Children’s Hospital has been renamed to Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital!  Group Therapy: My Ex Keeps Posting Pictures of Me 

DIY Joe was back in action yesterday. Joey noticed the paint on his ceiling was a little bubbly where he had it repaired last year. He got up on a ladder to sand, scrape, and repaint the ceiling.   A guy that lives in Germany called to check in with us!  Nancy took Joey’s life hack and drove to the airport to buy plane tickets for spring break. She saved almost $180 by doing so. If you buy tickets online, you are charged a fee, but you aren’t charged in person at the airport counter. The lady at the counter said that lots of people have been coming to buy tickets there after Joey talked about it on the radio last year. Joey and Karly have been watching tv shows about the Kennedy family. Karly is watching Love Story: John F Kennedy Jr and Carolyn Bessette. Joey is watching a minute-by-minute breakdown of when JFK got assassinated.   Hot Tea: The surgery that Lindsey Vonn had after her crash at the Olympics saved her from getting her leg amputated. Vogue magazine has declared 2026 as the “year of the crack.” It says that “backside cleavage” and low-rise jeans should become a trend. A naked man was arrested for stealing an ambulance that had a patient inside.   A mom that has been considered missing for 24 years was found alive and well in North Carolina. She was reported missing in December of 2001 after she left home to go Christmas shopping and she never returned. Now that she has been found, she told the police that she did not want her family to know her location. Her family is happy to hear she is alive after all these years but is upset and wonders why she left them.   Nancy is supposed to be going on a cruise to Mexico for spring break. She is really worried about it now though because of the cartel activity happening there. Lucky 7 for $50 to the Copper cellar Family of Restaurants We called Nancy’s daughter Emma to talk about Nancy’s wedding planning. Emma said that she didn’t like something Nancy had designed, so Nancy told her friends to convince Emma to like it. Now she actually does like it.   We talked with Summer from the TV show Extracted and had her recap what happened to her on last night’s episode.   Group Therapy: My Sister Wants to Name Her Baby “Orange Juliette” 

Joey watched Free Willy and The Sandlot with his kids over the weekend. They had never seen the movie and they liked them!  Wes Rucker, a longtime sports reporter for the Vols, passed away in a car accident last week. He left behind a wife, a young son, and a baby on the way. His story was picked up by several national news sites. A GoFundMe was started to help his family out, and it has already raised over $700k.   Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 13-Year-Old, Jailee  Hot Tea: Megan Moroney and Riley Green are fighting through songs on Megan’s album and Riley’s Instagram. The US Men’s Hockey team won gold at the Olympics for the first time since 1980! Dunkin is testing selling a 48oz bucket of iced coffee.   Lucky 7 for $50 to the Copper Cellar Family of Restaurants  Nancy’s daughter Emma is getting married this fall and Nancy is taking full control of the decor and planning since she has a background in the wedding industry. She is planning things that Emma doesn’t necessarily want or care about. We asked listeners for their opinions about Nancy taking control of the wedding. Several people said to back off and let Emma do what she wants, but others said that Emma needs to relax and let Nancy do it all.   How do US Olympians get paid? Medalists get paid immediately, but non-medalists don’t get paid until 20 years after the Games they competed in. They will get $100k in four different installments. Then, when they pass away, their family will receive $100k.  

Nancy gave one of her famous color weather reports because of the storm. The wind was blowing so hard!  Joey woke up with a headache and a stuffy nose. He asked if allergies and pollen would be causing that this time of year.  Nerd News! NASA says there are a bunch of “city killer” asteroids near Earth, but we don’t have the technology to see them due to how fast they move. There’s a new spray-on powder that can seal life threatening wounds. There is a “gravity hole” in Antarctica.   Hot Tea: Luke and Nicole Combs have welcomed their third child, and it’s a boy! Riley Green is making his acting debut in the new Yellowstone spinoff Marshalls. A man was arrested after trying to smash her car up with a hammer... but he smashed the wrong car.   Nancy’s son is getting surgery on his broken arm today. The doctor did not set the arm yesterday but did put on a new splint. Today, they will put two metal rods in his arm during surgery.   Burger King claims that their CEO has opened his personal phone line to take complaint calls. We tried to call, but he didn’t answer so we left him a voicemail. Joey thought it would be fun to open our phones for complaint calls.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  We got a few funny complaint calls that included someone saying that Nancy was too old to ride horses. Most calls we got were extremely complimentary!  Joey’s son, Johnston, absolutely loves fishing. He’s been trying to catch a bass using lures for a while now. Yesterday, he caught his first one!  

Joey’s birthday was yesterday, and he got several gifts; a fruit cake from Karly and Nancy, two oranges from our coworker Peggy, and two bags of winto-green mints from his friend Jamie.   Nancy’s son is having to miss school due to his broken arm, and he is supposed to be doing work on his laptop The teachers haven’t loaded any of the work yet, and Nancy told him not to email them about it... she didn’t want to have to help him with the school work.   Colin Jost, a cast member from SNL, went down a bobsled track with an experienced driver. He said he had never been so terrified, and he thought he was going to die. We talked about moments in our lives where we felt that way.   Hot Tea: Jelly Roll and his wife want to have twins via surrogate and IVF. The grandson of the creator of Reese’s Cups is claiming that Hershey is changing the recipe and dishonoring his grandfather. A dog chased two skiers down the Olympic ski slopes last night.  Nancy’s son Ben goes to the doctor today for his arm. He has to get it set, and he isn’t going to be given any medicine for pain. Nancy is making her husband go with them so he can hold Ben down while the doctor does it.   As Seen On TikTok: Ace Hardware pies are going viral. Ace Hardware stores in California and Nevada are selling a brand of frozen pies, and people are obsessed with them.  Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  Joey booked a charter fishing trip for his family’s trip to San Diego. His kids are super excited, but his wife is nervous. She said that the captain could be a murderous pirate. Joey and the kids have been making fun of her by saying pirate references like “Aye aye matey!”  Nancy gave a keynote speech at a ceremony and completely winged it. Joey is baffled by how she can do it without preparing. We tested her abilities by having her speak on random topics.   Group Therapy: My Friend’s Wife is Planning Him a Surprise Birthday Party, but He Hates Surprises.  

It’s Joey’s birthday! Karly made him a “cake” out of fruit since he is watching what he eats.  Ella Langley is the new “Denim Darling” of American Eagle. Karly has gone in two different American Eagle stores and neither of them knew anything about the Ella clothes even thought their entire window display is about Ella.   Hot Tea: Miley Cyrus is returning to Disney for a 20th anniversary Hannah Montana special. Flight 925 on Allegiant from Orlando to Knoxville is going to be Dollywood themed. A couple got married at a funeral home after the judge didn’t show up to the courthouse.   Dawn, a woman from Sevierville, just completed running 7 marathons on 7 continents in 7 days. We asked her all the questions about her experience.  Joey is struggling to do his taxes by himself this year and is thinking he should hire someone to do them.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  We played our new game called Hear Me Out. Joey and Nancy put on noise cancelling headphones so they couldn’t hear Karly. Karly then asked them simple questions that they had to answer by reading her lips.  What Makes You Special? I’m a Professional K-9 Trainer  An athlete that was born in the USA is competing for China in the Olympics even though she does not have Chinese citizenship.  

Karly’s pants ripped in the Target dressing room yesterday and she had to buy new pants. Then, she bought a Nintendo Switch because she loves playing with the kids at Joey’s house. She had trouble with one of the controllers and called Joey’s 9-year-old for help.   The Girl Scouts are out selling cookies in full force. One Gril Scout from Pennsylvania went viral and has sold over 80k boxes of cookies.   Nashville residents are NOT happy with their electric company. People are reporting that their electric bills are double what they usually are, even though they didn’t have power for over a week during the ice storm.   Nancy had to go to Children’s Hospital last night because her 13-year-old broke his arm. He was riding a friend’s dirtbike and crashed it. Both bones in his forearm are broken, and he may need surgery.   Hot Tea: Robert Duvall and Jesse Jackson passed away. Dwight Yoakum was late to a concert due to his plane having major technical issues. A swimmer’s prosthetic leg was swept away from her in the ocean. A few weeks later, it washed up on shore, someone found it, and returned it to her.   A squirrel chewed through wires in a house and caused the whole house to catch fire. Also, a cat (in a different house) turned a burner on the stove on, which then caused a large fire. Thankfully, everyone is okay! We then asked people how their pet has almost killed them.  Joey found a ranked list of the hardest to easiest sports based on how hard they are on someone’s body. According to the list, boxing is the hardest and fishing is the easiest.  Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  Update on the Nancy Guthrie case: the Sherrif made it clear that the entire Guthrie family has been cleared of being suspects and that anyone who claims otherwise is cruel. The police are testing a glove found near the crime scene for DNA.   We talked with Summer, a contestant on Extracted, to recap last night’s episode!  Group Therapy: My Boyfriend is a Flat-Earther 

Joey took his wife out to dinner for Valentine’s Day, and they both dressed very casually. When they got to dinner, the couples on both sides of them were dressed extremely nicely, so they felt a little awkward.   Karly turned 25 on Sunday!  Snoop Dog’s credit card declined at a local restaurant in Italy. The family covered his meal, and then Snoop gifted them tickets to the Olympics to thank them.   Ring, the doorbell camera company, has decided to cut their newest feature after it upset a lot of people. The upset came after their Super Bowl commercial talking about the new feature that would allow the company to use AI to analyze video from other people’s cameras. For example, if you reported your dog missing, the company could check all cameras in the area for footage of your dog. People were upset about the invasion of privacy.   Hot Tea: Ice skater, Ilia Malinin was favored to win Olympic gold during the individual skating event. However, he had many mistakes and falls during his routine, causing him to place 8th. Thomas Rhett is going deaf in one ear and had to get hearing aids. One of the dancers from the Super Bowl halftime show is selling their grass costume on eBay.   Nerd News! A new study says that the human chin serves no purpose and is an “evolutionary spandrel” that occurred for no reason. People age faster at ages 44 and 60. New underwear can check your gut health based on your flatulence.   Joey is planning his spring break trip to San Diego and is getting overwhelmed. He keeps trying to save as much money as possible.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy  Nancy’s daughter Emma got engaged over the weekend! Nancy is super excited and already planning the wedding decor. She wants to put 7ft olive trees on some of the tables, and Emma did not like that idea. Nancy says it “crushed her soul.”  A billboard offering free burritos via a QR code is causing traffic issues due to people trying to scan it while driving.   Nancy is confused by her mammogram results. The paper says that she is perfectly fine, but that she should still come in for a different type of testing. She just wants to know if she is okay or not.   A Florida man was arrested after throwing an alligator into a Wendy’s drive thru window.  

Nancy eavesdropped on a private investigator while eating lunch yesterday.   We let people do shoutouts to their Valentines if they followed our rules: they had to use their baby voice and their pet name.   Hot Tea: Megan Moroney said that a guy once gave her a self-help book for Valentine’s Day. The FBI has raised the reward for any info that leads to an arrest in the Nancy Guthrie case. A brawl broke out between seniors playing pickleball at a country club.  Karly gave an update on her Hinge dating app. It’s stressing her out, but she does have several matches. She showed Joey and Nancy some more of the funny profiles and audio.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  Joey and Nancy called their spouses and had to talk to them while the other fed lines to say into their ears.  

Joey’s 9-year-old put some arcade tokens inside the plastic part of his suitcase and asked Joey to get them out. Joey ended up having to cut a hole in the bottom to get them.  The airspace around the El Paso airport was shut down abruptly yesterday. The order said it would be closed for 10 days. Just hours later, it reopened. There was miscommunication between the FAA, the city of El Paso, and the federal government.  Hot Tea: James Van Der Beek, the main actor from Dawson’s Creek, lost his battle with cancer and passed away yesterday. The girlfriend of the Olympian who admitted to cheating on her on live TV has spoken out. She did not appreciate being put in the position she is now in and isn't sure if she can forgive him. A bar is raising its age restrictions from 21 to 25 due to so many people using fake IDs. The final straw was someone trying to use a fake ID with a photo of Benjamin Franklin on it.   Nancy and her family are going on a cruise for spring break! She told her son that he could bring a friend with them. Now she is wondering if she needs to pay for the friend’s trip or if the kid’s parents should do it.   We got more information on the kid who swam 4 hours to get help for his family that was stranded on kayaks in the ocean. We listened to the recording of his 911 call.  Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  Motorcycle Jim returned to turn regular country songs into love songs using his deep voice.   Nancy thought she was going to die last night at dinner. She inhaled her drink and got very choked. None of her family tried to help her, and they all thought it was funny. She coughed for a long time afterwards and is okay now.   Group Therapy: My In-Laws Want Me to Propose with Grandma’s Small, Cloudy Ring 

Joey took the family fishing yesterday, but they didn’t catch anything. Nancy went to a pharmacy to get her shingles vaccine, and they refused to give it to her because she isn’t 50 years old. She was annoyed that it let her make an appointment online, instead of flagging her birthday and telling her they couldn’t do it.   Joey was meeting a friend for lunch at the friend’s work office and needed to be in nice clothes. However, he had just left the gym and was in workout clothes. He went and bought new jeans and a shirt at Walmart. He then had to change clothes in the Walmart bathroom.   Hot Tea: At a recent concert, Post Malone said that $14 for a beer was unacceptable. An Olympian admitted to cheating on his girlfriend live on TV after winning a gold medal. A guy got arrested for mooning some teenagers at McDonald’s.   Karly gave an update on her Hinge dating app experience. She showed Joey and Nancy some of the (strange) guys on the app, and they described them. She also revealed that she has had some matches!  Watch out for AI note taking when on a Zoom call! It records until the meeting is over, so don’t gossip with a coworker on there after most people have left the call. It will be listed in the meeting notes that everyone can see.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  We gave an update on the Nancy Guthrie case. A suspect was detained and brought in for questioning but was released a few hours later. The man claimed he didn’t even know who Nancy Guthrie was and knew nothing about the case.   We played our new game called Hear Me Out. Joey and Nancy put on noise cancelling headphones so they couldn’t hear Karly. Karly then asked them simple questions that they had to answer by reading her lips.   What Makes You Special? I’m a Corrections Nurse at a Jail 

Karly got a B12 shot yesterday to help give her energy. When she saw how big the needle was, she freaked out and acted like a baby. Thankfully, it didn’t hurt much. Nancy has to go get the shingles vaccine today.  Nancy has a consult with an esthetician today to “fix” her face. She says her face is drooping and she has too many wrinkles.   We investigated the “real jobs” of the Winter Olympians. Most are just regular people who are also into their sport. Jobs include a dentist, an ice cream parlor owner, a nurse, a horticulturist, a Buddhist priest, and more.  Joey has started trolling his kids at school pick up. He plays Disney music loudly when he drives up to pick up his 12-year-old. For his 9-year-old, Marvin, Joey stays silent just to see how long it takes for Marv to break the silence.   Hot Tea: Following her crash while skiing, Lindsey Vonn spoke out to say she has a tibia fracture that will require multiple surgeries. Her dad doesn’t want her to ski ever again. Catherine O’Hara’s cause of death was revealed to have been pulmonary embolism. Blake Shelton called out a fan at his concert for wearing a Luke Bryan t-shirt.   All the grass clusters on the field during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance were people! A company hired people to be extras during the show. They had to wear grass costumes, and they got paid over $1,200! This got us talking about weird jobs or weird things people have done for money. Answers included eating a worm on a dare, cleaning up a house that had been toilet papered, selling dirty socks, and more.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  Nancy bought a book! She never reads, but she found a book called “I’m Glad My Mom Died” and immediately bought it. Nancy thinks she might be able to relate to the story. She loved her mom but had a tough relationship with her. The book is about a similar story with the author’s mom, going to therapy about it, and more.   We recapped Extracted episode 3 with Summer from Sevierville.  Group Therapy: One of My Employees Smells Terrible  

Joey has finally booked a spring break trip, and it is not to London. They are going to go to San Diego, Disneyland, and go fishing in the bay.   The Super Bowl was last night and none of us made it through the end. We all googled the results this morning. Joey had to set up an antenna on his tv to be able to watch. Joey and Nancy debriefed some of the commercials.   Monday Morning Wake Up Call  A witch on Etsy will craft a love spell for you for Valentine’s Day. She only works with white magic, not black magic. She said that to be careful because the spell can go from love to stalking very quickly. Joey asked Karly if she would try it and then it got really awkward.   Hot Tea: A couple got married during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show. The couple had invited him to their wedding and he couldn’t attend, so he invited them to get married at the Super Bowl instead. Lindsey Vonn crashed during her comeback ski run at the Olympics. She had to be airlifted out and taken to surgery. Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes have reportedly broken up again,   Karly gave an update on her experience on the dating app Hinge. She described her profile, some of the more ridiculous profiles of guys she has seen, and revealed if she has gotten any matches.   Joey officially met the guy from church that fat shamed him a few months back. They got to talking, and the guy claimed that when he met Nancy, she said that Joey did need to lose weight. Nancy claims she did NOT say that.   Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood  We gave the latest update on the case of Savannah Guthrie’s mom. Savannah posted another video on Friday where she told the kidnappers that she would pay the ransom. A lot of people think that the family may know that their mom is not alive based on the wording of video.   A girl’s car got encased in inches of ice after a water main broke right next to it and froze. Her videos went viral on TikTok. The car was considered totaled, and Carvana gave her a new car!  A guy made over $4 million on his Super Bowl bets.   Breezy Johnson’s Olympic gold medal broke within 15 minutes of receiving it. She was jumping up and down while wearing it, and the ribbon broke off the medal. 

Joey has been looking into going to London for spring break but is worried about getting his family's passports in time. He would have to have them in exactly four weeks. He is worried about booking the trip and then not getting them in time.   Joey and Nancy try to guess what Super Bowl commercials are advertising by just listening to the audio. They failed on all but one.   Hot Tea: Nancy Guthrie is still missing, and there is now a $50,00 reward for anyone that can provide significant evidence in her case. Luke Combs has pulled out of the Madden Bowl tonight and is being replaced by Zach Bryan. Social media posts hint to the fact that his baby might be on the way or might have already been born! A set of siblings tried to kill each other over a “sticky bun.”  Karly decided to start a Hinge dating profile: partly to put herself out there and partly for the entertainment of it. She asked Joey and Nancy for help writing her profile. So far, the prospects have not been good, and she doesn’t have high hopes.   Joey paid the red-light ticket he got a few weeks back. He felt too guilty to not pay it.   Lucky 7 for $50 to Old South Candy  Yesterday, a man called to complain that Nancy is always negative. We were all shocked because Nancy is the most positive person on the show. We posted about it on Facebook and people came to Nancy’s rescue in the comments. Then, a lady called and said she wanted to punch the man in the throat for saying that about Nancy.   We asked listeners to create “big game” commercials for the Joey and Nancy show to enter to win Justin Moore tickets. We got three commercials about us... and one about a Dandridge golf course?