Nancy took yet another nap in the parking garage under the county jail yesterday.  

A man is going viral for his hilarious news interview after he saw a mountain lion.  

Amazon Prime Day is still ongoing, and we’ve been weird seeing ads for it that are disguised as news articles. What did you purchase on Prime? 

Hot Tea: Luke Combs is receiving the ACM International award and Eric Church is getting the ACM Icon Award. Conner Smith has been charged with a state misdemeanor after his fatal car accident in June. A French man accidently left his wife at a gas station and didn’t realize until he’d driven over 150 miles.  

What Makes You Special? I am Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues, the Kid’s TV Show! 

Lucky 7  

Nancy has had a rough few weeks and is thankful for all the support she’s been getting. AI Nancy returned to help her feel better (kind of?) and sing her a song.  

A woman Doordashed a singular honey mustard packet from A&W in her sleep.