It’s National Donut Day, but Joey isn’t going to eat one because he “feels fat.” 

Nerd News – Archeologists discovered that humans have been smoking meat way longer than we thought. Someone created the world’s smallest violin, and it can only be seen under a microscope. Can a new e-face tattoo track your mental health? 

Hot Tea: Lainey Wilson and Ella Langley once partied so hard that Lainey’s deck collapsed. Amazon is testing humanoid robots to deliver packages. Thieves stole an entire bathroom vanity and tried to escape by riding bicycles. 

“Town-sizing” is a new vacation trend where people go to small towns for vacation. Nancy impressed Joey with her knowledge of random TN small towns.  

Despite rumors, TSA will NOT accept your Costco card as an acceptable form of ID.  

Lucky 7  

Joey drove to the airport during rush hour to save money on plane tickets. Nancy and Karly judged him until they found out how much he had saved. 

A TV host found out he had skin cancer while live on air.