Joey got a chicken sandwich from the warming box at a store and it was disappointing.  

It’s HOT!!  

Nerd News! There was a fireball in the sky yesterday. China has created spy drones that are the size of mosquitos. Wearing the color green can lower anxiety. 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Over 700k people tried to buy Dolly tickets yesterday. Celebrities have started arriving in Italy for Jeff Bezos’ wedding. The guy who plays Jesus in the show The Chosen got to meet the Pope. 

What weird thing do you want to do with your body? Karly says she wishes she could take her eyeballs out and rinse them off in cold water. Joey says he would take out his teeth and scrub them. Nancy wants to take off her leg and hit someone with it.  

Lucky 7  

Nancy had to take her son to the ER last night because he got impaled by a stick in the bottom of his foot. (He is okay now) 

Someone online has started using their smart phone in “landline mode.” They turned off all notifications that aren’t calls and leaves the phone in one spot of their house.