Nancy got a ton of texts about her grandma announcement yesterday. She busted her lip with a wooden hanger while reading them.  

Joey and Nancy have to do a commercial shoot with Coach Josh Heupel. They practiced reading and performing the script. 

Joey tests Nancy on country artists’ real names – several artists go by stage names! 

Joey and Karly have been using teeth whitener to prepare for the ACM Awards. Karly gave herself a chemical burn on her gums.  

Hot Tea: Keith Urban is getting the Triple Crown ACM Award on Thursday night. A man drove his car into Jennifer Aniston’s house gate. A guy won a bunch of money on a lottery ticket, but then was arrested for punching a cop. 

Nancy isn’t sure if she is supposed to get her pregnant daughter a gift for Mother’s Day.  

We all fly to Texas tomorrow for the ACM Awards! We are hoping that Karly can get through TSA without a Real ID. 

Lucky 7  

A teacher accused Joey of giving her the side eye, so he sent her a video to explain himself. 

Could Alcatraz really re-open? Producer Karly thought there were piranhas in the water surrounding the island.   

What Makes You Special? I wrote a children’s book about Knoxville!