Nancy’s son left for the beach in the middle of the night and didn’t tell her.  

We’ve been challenged to a dirt track race.  

A Space X rocket had “rapid unscheduled disassembly”—aka it blew up.  

Joey and Nancy’s Petting Zoo! Guess what item from around the office that Nancy is petting and win a trip to Zoo Knoxville to pet rhinos with us! 

Hot tea: Blake Shelton responds to the backlash that his and Gwen’s performances at the AMAs weren’t live. Zac Brown accidentally revealed that he is going to be doing a residency at The Sphere in Las Vegas. A dad flew to Hawaii to be with his daughter on her honeymoon after she broke up with her fiancé before the wedding.  

Does the Tack family have bed bugs? They are all covered in bites on their legs.  

In honor of the Scripts Spelling Bee, we did a spelling bee with redneck and southern words.  

Lucky 7  

We call our coworkers and confuse them by telling them good morning and nothing else.  

We called Nancy’s son, and he didn’t think she would care that he left without telling her. 

A woman stripped naked in a hotel, threw bottles at other guests, and blamed her behavior on Michael Jackson.