Allergies are getting to us! 

Nancy emceed an event that was set up like a radio show. 

Nerd News! When you run a marathon, your brain eats itself. A 97-year-old tortoise just became a mom. Monkeys are better at yodeling than humans.  

Burnout or BORE-out? What’s the most boring job you’ve ever had? 

Hot Tea: Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer. Megan Moroney won the Billboard Rulebreaker Award. A man stole his ex’s chicken. 

The cops showed up at Nancy’s house yesterday.  

Joey’s twin brother is in Paris, so we called to mess with him and his tour guide.  

Lucky 7  

Joey has to sing in a church choir on Sunday, but his allergies are making him unable to hit high notes. We make him sing high pitch songs to test his voice out.  

Tom Cruise told Glenn Powell to film himself running because you don’t look as cool as you think you do. Producer Karly realized she runs weird.