Joey’s birthday was yesterday, and he got several gifts; a fruit cake from Karly and Nancy, two oranges from our coworker Peggy, and two bags of winto-green mints from his friend Jamie.  

Nancy’s son is having to miss school due to his broken arm, and he is supposed to be doing work on his laptop The teachers haven’t loaded any of the work yet, and Nancy told him not to email them about it... she didn’t want to have to help him with the school work.  

Colin Jost, a cast member from SNL, went down a bobsled track with an experienced driver. He said he had never been so terrified, and he thought he was going to die. We talked about moments in our lives where we felt that way.  

Hot Tea: Jelly Roll and his wife want to have twins via surrogate and IVF. The grandson of the creator of Reese’s Cups is claiming that Hershey is changing the recipe and dishonoring his grandfather. A dog chased two skiers down the Olympic ski slopes last night. 

Nancy’s son Ben goes to the doctor today for his arm. He has to get it set, and he isn’t going to be given any medicine for pain. Nancy is making her husband go with them so he can hold Ben down while the doctor does it.  

As Seen On TikTok: Ace Hardware pies are going viral. Ace Hardware stores in California and Nevada are selling a brand of frozen pies, and people are obsessed with them. 

Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy 

Joey booked a charter fishing trip for his family’s trip to San Diego. His kids are super excited, but his wife is nervous. She said that the captain could be a murderous pirate. Joey and the kids have been making fun of her by saying pirate references like “Aye aye matey!” 

Nancy gave a keynote speech at a ceremony and completely winged it. Joey is baffled by how she can do it without preparing. We tested her abilities by having her speak on random topics.  

Group Therapy: My Friend’s Wife is Planning Him a Surprise Birthday Party, but He Hates Surprises.