Nancy called Joey out for his cracked hands, the WIVK Christmas Parade is tonight, Nancy spoke at her son's school, people keep bringing Joey's underwear story to him, Bill Belichick is getting trolled over applying for a college football position because of his 24-year-old girlfriend, a lottery winner in California is about to lose out on their money, Uber is now offering Christmas carolers, Liquid Death teamed up with Depends to make a "pit diaper" for concerts, Joey isn't completely satisfied with his new Christmas lights, Lucky 7, Dolly is looking for someone to play her in her Broadway musical, terrible Christmas bonuses, and more!