Nancy survived her first school pickup of the year and confessed she may have nodded off in the car line while waiting for Ben to get out. 

Joey made an impulse purchase at Burlington and was proud of his “girl math” savings. After finding a discounted belt, he grabbed two bottles of discontinued Tresemmé 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and detangler for $4.99 each. 

Nancy discovered a new bathroom pass system in Ben’s school paperwork. Students have to carry a signed pass and track bathroom trips throughout the semester. 

Tuesday Morning Wake Up Call for Carter and Colson  

Joey shared a scam warning after his wife tried buying discounted Touchland hand sanitizer from what appeared to be a legitimate website. The fake site collected her credit card information, leading to fraud alerts and a canceled card. 

Hot Tea: Brad Pitt revealed he is no longer completely sober after seven years but says he now drinks only in moderation. 7UP is changing its formula from lemon-lime to lime-lemon. Cornell University has officially banned students from processing wild game in communal dorm kitchens after a pair of students butchered a black bear in one. 

Joey and Nancy talked food recalls after Taylor Farms jalapeños were linked to a salmonella outbreak. Nancy shared a scary story about her daughter being hospitalized with salmonella as a baby and said she’s avoiding the affected products. 

Joey revealed that a verified multi-millionaire reached out on social media challenging him to a 90s country music duel. The proposed wager is a $50 charity donation, but Joey is hoping the wealthy challenger might raise the stakes for a local cause if he wins. 

Lucky 7 for $50 to the Diner at Twisters 

Joey was shocked to learn Nancy arranged a school transportation swap with neighbors she barely knows. The agreement involves the neighbors helping Ben get to school while Nancy, her dad Papa Joe, and her daughter Emma help their sixth-grade daughter get home. 

Joey became fascinated by reports that President Donald Trump used a decoy Air Force One strategy during a trip because of security threats. The story involved a catering truck, a secret plane transfer, and plenty of action-movie comparisons. 

Group Therapy: My Wife Wants to Be an Influencer, But I Don't Want to Be in the Videos 

The show discussed the arrest of a West Virginia man accused of taking down a Flock license-plate camera. Thousands of people reportedly offered humorous alibis for him, sparking a conversation about privacy concerns and public safety.