Joey and Nancy were both scared of getting struck by lightning this morning.  

Joey bought his kids a real baseball for the first time yesterday. They have only used plastic ones so far, but he’s worried they will break something with the real one. Karly went to her 7-year-old cousin’s baseball game last night, and parents were threatening to fight in the parking lot.  

Twenty-two Buddhist monks were arrested for smuggling drugs.  

Nerd News! AI could reduce our work weeks to 3.5 days in the future. Africa is splitting into pieces. A new study showed that salmon on cocaine swam further than salmon that weren’t on it.  

Hot Tea: Luke Combs says he will probably not ever be on a Taylor Sheridan tv show. Trader Joe’s is being sued by a customer for not having enough caffeine in their coffee. A woman is facing DUI charges after trying to use her Tesla autopilot while drunk.  

A woman gave birth on an airplane mid-flight! 

Joey tests Nancy on country songs that have puns (double meanings) in them to see if she knows both meanings. Examples include Damn Strait by Scotty McCreery and Me and a Beer by Chris Janson.  

Lucky 7 for $50 to the Copper Cellar Family of Restaurants 

A drive-thru refused to let Nancy pay with pennies yesterday. They apparently no longer take pennies, so they rounded her total up to the nearest 5 cent mark. She was not happy that she had to pay an extra 2 cents.  

Nancy described the 10 types of terrible bosses to see if we can relate to any of them.  

Group Therapy: I Can See My 80-Year-Old Neighbor Naked Through His Windows