Joey’s allergies are really bothering his eyes.  

Nancy is not a fan of the fancy, more expensive grocery stores. She would much rather pay less and get “normal” food at a regular store.  

After hearing about the teenager that passed away due to drinking too many Alani energy drinks, Joey is concerned about his daily caffeine intake.  

Hot Tea: A judge ruled that Live Nation and Ticketmaster are operating as a monopoly and that there will be consequences for the company. Dave Chapelle is considering bringing back The Chappelle Show. A beaver was found to be the thief of a business’s missing firewood.  

A teacher in Morgan County is building a one-room schoolhouse on her property. She is going to start a K-5th grade school with 15 to 20 kids. They will spend half of the day learning together at a large “kitchen table” and then spend the rest of the day learning things outdoors such as farming.  

Joey’s mom went on his brother’s radio show yesterday and said that the boys weren’t fully potty trained until they were 13. We called her and she claimed it was a joke. She also told us that Joey has a shorter neck than Jesse.  

Lucky 7 for Dollywood tickets 

Nancy spent forever helping her son Parker with his taxes yesterday. After all the drama with that, the state-wide extension was announced. Could it not have been announced earlier? 

A video is going viral of a school principal tackling a school shooter and disarming him. The principal was shot in the leg during this encounter.  

Group Therapy: I Accidentally Insulted My Female Coworker 

Nancy is fed up with her son Ben’s messy room. She put all his dirty clothes and trash in his bed where he sleeps to make him have to clean it.