A cashier had to check Joey’s ID before he could buy fiber gummies. Why?? 

Karly fell down in her yard this morning.  

Nancy’s birthday is next week and all she wants is a clean house and a cake with a horse on it.  

Hot Tea: Verizon is giving out $20 credits because of the outage. Nashville was ranked as one of the worst tourist trap cities. E! Is making a new reality show that will feature “cancelled” celebrities.  

Joey’s 9-year-old, Marvin, keeps cracking his fingers and other joints. Joey knows Marv he got the habit from watching him do it his whole life.  

Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy 

Our coworker Peggy keeps giving us random things from her office, and we got worried that she was sick or retiring. We called her to settle it and she says she is just decluttering.  

We play “What Squirts the Most” for Rascal Flatts tickets! Two callers are assigned a condiment. Nancy goes into the parking lot and squirts both condiments. Whichever squirts the furthest wins the tickets!