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Good morning Melbourne. Wait, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way.
It's gonna be great, gonna be a good day.
This is Jason Lauren.
You're one hundred. Well, good morning, everybody walking Monday?
Good morning. How are we all?
We are good? How are you guys?
I'm good?
What's wrong?
Nothing?
What?
No? No? No? Something wrong? Clint? Did the look at you like when you went I'm good? He looked across slight. Did you have I missed out on something? We are good, Jason, We are great. He's now talking on your behalf.
We are bursting out of our skin and ready to morning.
I'm a little husky. It's my voice, a little husky.
Mum on the darts on the weekend.
No you not on the darts.
But I was in vape.
Sorry, no, not on the vape really singing on Saturday night.
What were you singing? Are you? You're a Geelong for long?
We went to Geelong and then a few of us carried on.
But did you go to a piano?
But no, we took I took one step in there and was it?
Was it tragic?
It was about sixteen Hen's parties.
Great can I saw some footage from the Cat's game or Postcats game. They were honoring the great Tom Hawkins. Was his wife full of Margarita's rolling around on the ground.
Yeah, they've got it. They've put a ching chin in at the cattery. So we had lunch at Chingin and then when it was time for Tom to go and do his farewell and went down with the kids. And they've got little Henry who's only a baby, he's like two, and so the girls did the lat with Tom and Emma had to keep Henry entertained, and she was rolling around on the field after a few.
Hours at the foot wild rolling around around here.
But it's a departure from the hot chips and four and twenties.
The hot chip on Saturday, that's what I mean.
You should do that at halftime then.
So their first sit down, have a beautiful lunch, and then you go out and watch the game. You go back in at halftime and it's right, yeah, seats a right, you're in and you're out. You go back in and then you get some snacks at half time, and then you get three quarter time dessert. It's great.
Sorry, so we're going to need this table back by the third quarter.
Is no it's not like that they do special chin chin party parts at halftime?
Do they do? They? Really? They do them with chopsticks.
Photo.
I took a photo of the menu.
Hang on, people that eat pries with cutlery freaks.
While she's looking for the photo. How wild was the footage?
Oh my god.
Halftime menus on their teeth?
Oh what what's wrong?
Bread, carry sausage rolls and buttered chicken. Put buttered chicken party pie sounds amazing, amazing, right.
I'll sick a week ago and buttered chicken, let's not mate. The Blue Baggers would not be happy.
I watched three games of footy on the weekends. It was just like there was so much emotion in it.
Well, I was in I was in Queens Ana. We're watching the Friday night game. When they called it off or paused the game for the storm.
Oh I missed that? How long did they pause it for?
Ten minutes? When it was good? I went to bed? So did I? So did. I was like, it's all over.
They gave Ray guard of honor. That's what's a little clipmore?
Did they?
I love that? So Collingwood didn't win by two hundred points to stay in the final. Did they win it all?
They were? Yeah, tell you what, they had a good bloody win, but it wasn't two hundred points.
All right, let's talk about the Blues because I was screaming at.
The TV for the ballast for them.
And then I had to watch the next game. Paul made me watch the next game and I had to.
Cheer for I had to cheer for Port.
Yeah, that's your team, Brody, our executive producer, he's pumped. I was cheering for Paul.
I missed that game to get up.
So what happened?
No, see that concerns guys. No, listen, No, I'm telling you, if Port take this out, we're not going to see executive for a good week. You reckon. Then they finished second. There chance like we're gonna have to visit him in jail because God only knows what he's going to do if his team wins a grand fave.
No, but did you know that Carlton lost, which meant if Port lost, Carlton wouldn't have made the finals. So free Maner had one, Carlton would have been knocked out, which is why we all had to watch. Yeah, and so Port winning was very good for the Carlton fans.
So there's still a chance in the.
Finals because if three won, another Melbourne team would have been out and free.
It's good for melbourn Now they go to Brisbane to play the Lions and probably get belted up there.
Yep, I am so sympathetic. Bradie. Where do you normally watch? I don't know if you guys have seen photos, but he has quite the group of port fans to get together for Grand Final day twenty. We're about to watch it. The Royal.
Is that the topless Oil? Is that the Topplers Cup?
It does have an array of adult entertainment later at night. Yes, and what's the name is? Just give us some of the names of your friends that are.
Going Candy, Louisa, Hollywood.
Angel, Angel, She's back all right, d I'd just got a fist full of ten dollar notes for the Grand Final. Oh my god, a lot of footy to get across. Mason Cox's going to join us a little bit later on this morning to talk him. I spoke done. He is well. Today would be their Mad Monday.
Hopefully are they allowed to celebrate Mad Monday?
Yeah? I reckon they Hopefully it comes in in costume I think the.
DS were on the town last night. He spotted them.
Footballer is in the wild.
This is what you said it was in the DS be doing a dog station at Crown Like. I can't imagine they're down at the Royal.
I think they might have gone to your favorite nights.
Hi, I'm Angel, I'm Christopher Truca. Doesn't scream these to me. All right, let's get into it, Sabrina Carpenter, This is Espresso eight past six. Good morning, Melbourne. Take it easy on the roads. There'll be a lot of clean up today with the storms that hit La yesterday.
Big storms, hectic. Our power went off for a bit there.
Really, Yeah, we didn't get to hit that hard. And I spent all this time prepping the house in the afternoon. When do you eat candles out?
Get torches ready?
Look, I'm just running down to I care to get a back of those tea lights those?
Yeah, you can get the bottom in a pack of a hundred.
Red just do I've got to get a hundred But yeah, I know some parts of Melbourne dig cop it, so just yeah, take it easy on the rudes. Hey guys. On Friday we were talking about how in some relationships. Couples are now scheduling the big.
Event, so scheduling their sexit romantic sessions, actually running a diary. Some people calling saying we have a regular appointment in the diary, or we put one in every week and the diary must be cleared for it.
Right, are you doing that sort of in twenty.
Remember tween looking pretty available.
Twenty November eighteenth, twenty twenty six, do not out a few spots.
Of that you'd like to make an appointment?
I could probably get one or two in by then before then, squeeze one wouldn't be a problem. Thomas hopefully did. Remember we spoke to Thomas from Belgrade on writ He said he had a big weekend.
The head Thomas, are you a chance this weekend?
Brother one locked in Saturday night?
Have you sent an ICL?
No, there's there's no.
We had a good chat about it today Friday mornings on a new scheduled time, and so well maybe not today because we're going to say to.
You.
Don't want to run out of credits, Tommy, No, God, no, Thomas, give me a call Monday morning on the show Mate All Smiles Guy's diary. Have we got Thomas on the line. We have Thomas Melbourne's investors.
Joining us on the line. Thomas one question, how was your weekend?
It was great, fantastic. I'd have to admit I probably wasn't met with the same Pashman untiled you know, enthusiasm, but it was a cracker.
We had a lot of fun.
So did we get our scheduled session?
Absolutely? Absolutely? I was. I was.
I was worried at the beginning. There was a bit of stay tired to seem like that that week and I was like, I know that way to just lie down and like oh wow later, Oh no, a bit, we'll be there for a.
Bit when you lay down, what are you Why don't you check your eye calender anything? Were supposed to sit an.
Alarm and I was like, oh what.
Crypt time, let's get is it?
Is it a reoccurring appointment?
Well, look, we'll be back to that normal schedule now.
I think that's.
Back to fridays, back to from g you lived on the weekends because you moved it from a Friday to a Saturday, and it was that's living brother, you know what.
I could see it was going to be a problem. The minute it was like hey, well, well it's not peak. Now we've got Saturday night. Yeah, that's just putting it off, you know what I mean.
Well, it's nine o'clock, sillly go time, guys.
Should be your spirit animals.
Yeah, you need to take some tips from the talking.
My alarm would go off first to wake me, and then nine point thirty five would be like telling me why I've woken myself. Oh that's right, we're going to do that.
That's funny.
And they say romance is dead, Hey, it ain't.
Ain't it's alive and well in Belgrave, how you doing? Mama?
Let me whisper these. I'll let you my lady. Melbourne whispers. Are you sitting on a juicy rumor about something or someone in Melbourne? Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number to share it.
Yes, this is where we talk about rumors, stories and whispers you've heard on the street about things that might be happening around Melbourne. I reckon there'll be something fully related something year. All the players are.
Going right, because ten teams are now on holidays. Well, they've got their exit interviews from this week. Basically they go in and they talk about what went right and what went wrong and whether they'll be back.
Next to you. It was point the finger at each other basically, yeah.
Yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, if you've got a room or you know, something happening in Melbourne gives the buzz. Thirteen twenty four to ten, Let's go to Mount Martha Daniel, Good.
Morning, Good morning guys. You were doing Dan? What are you sitting on?
What have you heard?
Well, I've got a mate who works at Marble Stadium and I know this is a bit out there, but he has told me that the two great men, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are coming out to Australia to do some promo for their new Deadpool movie. They've been doing promo everywhere, magazines, you know, TV shows, interviews, everything I love. They're coming down under.
If Ryan Reynolds comes to Melbourne, can we please give him on the show.
So we can ask him bout his wife.
She's in trouble. People have turned on Blake. So people have turned on Blake Live.
We said on the weekend all the hate on Blake and I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, you're in the media industry, how have you not seen?
Are you not across the Blake, Oh my gosh. So for her latest film, Please, she's been heavily criticized about the way she's promoted it and some of her behavior in some of her interviews, and it's made other journalists that have interviewed her who have been quite embarrassed by the situation they've been in when they've interviewed her. Released these awful interviews where she's pretty savage and mean to people, and it's just been like a campaign of pylon of people being like, yeah, well, look at what she did in my interview. All these bits when an interview is uncomfortable that they take out of their interviews so they don't look silly. Well, there's one where a woman Blake was pregnant. I don't know how pregnant she was, but I think it was known that she was pregnant, and then interviewer at the start said, oh, your your little bump is gorgeous, and Blake turned around to this woman who wasn't pregnant and said, well, look at your bump, it's also gorgeous, and then she refused to make eye contact with her and was just with her, her co host being pretty savage about her.
To her defense, just what, No.
I don't think it was watching the interview in context and then make up your mind.
I just don't. I just I don't know if you Well, we love Ryan Reynolds and comment.
Women being pregnant. He is definitely think just watch the interview because it goes on and on, and then she asks about her costume. Was like a period drama or something. The interview asks about her outfits and she's like, would you ask a man about what he was wearing? And she was like, yeah, I would because it's a film and you're character.
She caught her on enough day, a.
Bad day anyway, Blake's been hiding out, well, she's been hiding out at a Taylor Swift's mansions, Mates Mates makes mote Taylor.
We've been going through a hard time as well, and we could use some free comp.
But everyone's just piled on to Blake and I've always loved Blake lovely, but.
I love Ry executive producer. The thumb you've got a I do so. One of my friends worked in the AFL player management space and every now and then.
A little crumb that we like to go with.
So Premiership Tiger Tom Lynched could be headed to the d's.
Oh, or they need to forward so to Richmond.
Isn't Tom Lynch old? No, he is, but he would do wonders for that Frey club. So you just wait.
He will be lining up in the red and blue next year.
With the background. Push him in the wheelchair or would he get a powered How old Tom Lynch? He's not that old, early thirties.
Maybe thirty thirty two. Anyway, Richmond would like to keep him. When need all good players, we can.
Get thirteen twenty four to ten. If you are sitting on a whisper about something or someone in Melbourne.
Lucky in Cranbourne, good morning.
Good morning, legend. Hello, I've got one though waiting effect lossy, but I'm going to make public transport Victoria and the my keys are going up by thirty percent.
Oh jeez. That's punchy, isn't it? Especially queens question in Queensland at the moment you fifty cents or public transport.
For every ride?
Pretty much?
Oh it fifty exactly is a lot?
Yeah, that's crazy. What's the reason. Just inflation?
Yeah, that's neah, make everyone's lost harder.
People would blow yeah, absolutely, like you're trying to get more cars off the road.
Yes, yeah, it's the extra bit of train station they've got to build for that train station long enough.
Oh yeah, it was ten meters too short.
That's right.
Oh gosh, thats going to that's going to hit your loss.
That's going to sting at.
Six thirty on a Monday. Can I wish somebody happy birthday?
Oh?
Birth absolutely, there's actually see if you recognize whose birthday is this audio that I super.
Shower washing everybody part was actual short, including all the major crevices, including in between my toes and and my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with you don't form in the shampool. Here's screenwach. But that's just why shine.
Is that mycaulla Colcon.
It is mcullay CalCon and home alone. How old is Colie Culcin today?
That's going to make me feel old?
Oh don't it's going to make.
Oh no, colauelcn don't tell me he's like fifty.
I'm going to say thirty eight thirty eight, forty thirty eight.
Culie Kulcin is celebrating his forty fourth birthday.
What about that forty four?
Are you serious.
How's Pecola Calcin doing? His brother's doing very.
Well in what was succession? Yeah? Yeah, it's mcaulay culkin still living office, I said the other day mate, when Bindiuwin had a kid, that was it for me. Yeah, I was like, but she's ten. Everyone's like she.
Isn't No, she's married with children.
And Nikky web is just clocked ninety. Where is the time going burg? Weekend of forty? And I'm pretty sure I could hear some screaming from your place, Lord.
Oh my gosh, what about those Blue baggers? We were just watching. We weren't particularly invested in the game, but I wanted the Blues to get into the finals. That we were all watching, Paul, myself, my stepbrother and sister in law, and I just happened to be to be taking a video when that final goal was kicked by Saint Kilda with what ten seconds to go?
Kick? What was the intent of the video? A video? I wasn't in bed nude watching the PHO.
No, no, no. We were sitting on the couch and I was trying to take a photo. He was drinking a hard solo and I was trying to send a video of it.
To my.
Your heart solo?
They all were. They all decided to have a hard solo last night?
Was it scho and I wasn't.
I don't know, I've never had them. Apparently they're all the rage. So anyway, I was trying to film that to troll him, to send to one of my friends to be like, are you over Like he's too old for that. And I caught the moment, the moment that the Blues were potentially getting knocked out of the finals. To god, my very own Bruce mcavany is the goal.
That was al is jack Higgins. What a moment.
It was a moment and it was quite a goal.
But and you could just you could also just hear the heart's breaking me.
I know, I was so sad for the Blues fans. And then everyone had to sit and wait with base breath to see if Port Adelaide We're going to win or not to keep them in the front.
I don't like, sorry, but you shouldn't be in the final. You shouldn't be on finals football based off another team. Can I just tell.
You what's been one of the closest home away seasons for years?
So Channel nine is across the road from Marvel Stadium, and that's where I was doing the news last night, and the scene in the carpa Carlton supporters leaving Marvel Stadium.
Getting into their cars and just venting. They were angry and.
It was a thing of beauty. I don't know why, but there's nothing better than a Carlton supporter spitting chips.
Thirteen thirteen twenty fourteen, Blue baggers, if you want to join us on the air this morning, and it shouldn't be in the finals thirteen twenty four.
They deserve their spot, but like, how can.
They be angry?
The team checked it, well, they didn't know.
They had to wait then for the rest of the night to see if they're we're doing.
A cart and complaint line. We'll do a bit and complaint about the Blues.
Or celebrate that they're in the final.
I guess you're right.
Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Bluese fans who are now obsessed with Port Adelaide and love Port Adelaide.
So when will they be in the car crying again?
Well, they're going to play Brisbane at the Gabber.
Don't know.
The schedule comes out later this morning.
Yeah, right when crying this coming weekend. Oh that's a tough roady. You know who would have been going off. Keith and Lee from goggle Box. They're big Blues you know our spirit.
Animals, are they Blues fans?
Oh yeah, huge Blue bagger.
I mean I was screaming at the TV, and as you heard, so was Paul. We had no investment in the game at all.
Thirteen twenty four to ten. The Carlton complaint line is open if you want to join us on the air, take us to the break, Paul. Hell, God, God, I'd love to be your neighbor. You've got Jason Lauren Clint here from the news room. It was with this pace that the Blues stumbled in to the finals.
Well we didn't hear it at the end of the game, did we. But we did hear a lot of stressed Carlton fans. I'm not even a Carlton fan, and even I was stressed when that last goal was kicked in.
They were they were they watching the end out of the finals. I believe a lot of people stayed in the stands, just pulled out the old iPhone started watching the next ye see, and there were down. The commotion was my bear was. It was like nothing I've seen.
Before, really, Coline, Blue Bagger, you.
See thens b because Carlton knocked Melbourne out of the finals.
There it is, Well, they didn't get knocked out of the finals because put Adelaide kept them.
In the ate get a okay, don lucky boy, good morning, So morning.
Talk to us Looke. How are you feeling. You're a big Blue Bagger?
Yeah, big fan, A bit shadowed, but obviously glad that we've got in the finals. Jason's dirty ho ut, but I think it's well worked.
So do you feel it's just to stay of execution until next weekend?
Look, oh, I don't think so, Jace. I think I think we've been a good chance.
Mate.
Were you there at the game, Luke, No, that.
She's sitting at home watching him old and he was literally copying everything everything I was saying and doing a good role model.
But yeah, hey, Luke, it was really caltony, wasn't it.
Yeah it was for most of it and then thinks about that.
Last Oh yeah, there was really hold on to the end, there wasn't.
Alisha from Digger's Rest, good.
Morning, good morning guy.
As how we feel.
Okay, I'm still alive, it would have been.
I was laughing with what Lauren said about videoing because my husband actually was sitting there videoing me in the awa of shock. That last goal was payingful, but you know we we we didn't work to get in front. It was just that last like ten fifteen seconds. But they didn't have to be in the finals.
J Sorry, did you do what our family did? And then have to watch the Port Adelaide game and cheered for Port Adelaide. I never thought I'd cheer for Port Adelaide in my life, but yesterday I was come on me.
Either know me either? But you know what it was. I was so glad that they won for us. You know, we were in the eight. We just had to hold on for it. And you know what, Jason, it doesn't matter whether it was Coulton or any other team out there. I think people just have cult and hate unfortunately, and.
Clint Clint hates the Blues.
No.
I just like the ultimate soap opera club, right, you know, if there's drama, it's always cal.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They don't sit there with little blankets over their knees watching their Blues. The Melbourne fans.
This is what.
I hope cut and lose. It would be very amusing.
Clint, Andrew, how do you find the amusing, Andrew, how are you feeling.
I'm just gonna let loose now, because yes, why, I'm absolutely I'm absolutely livid, livid with the Blues. And I'll tell you this right now. They got to have a real, real, real good hard look at themselves in the mirror, mate, and decide what type of footy player they want to become. Mate. They put on that jump by everybody week and they give us that performance. Absolutely pissed poor. I understand that we've had injuries, which has ultimately set us back a little bit, but that does not mean we can't kick a bloody football. That does not mean we, you know, put ourselves under pressure and do silly mistake. Okay, Andrew, there's no reason not to play footy, but you know you're kicking. Look how many chances do we have a fun of goal, especially in the last quarter.
Your team?
Okay, yeah, Andrew, let's take we're going down into the rooms before their next game, right their first game in the finals. You are the coach, you are in the room with the boys. Give him a pump up. What are you saying to them?
Well, first first I'm going to bash them all, and then I'm gonna say wake up, wake up. I feel like they need a hit. I don't understand.
I don't know they need a Yeah, nothing like injuring your team before they go out and play the finals. I don't have coachings for you there, Champ. You know what I would say.
Remember, we're not hitting people.
The Pies did roll the lines only a couple of weeks ago. Oh yeah, it is, you know it is going to hope everyone is safe and okay after the storms that ripped through yesterday.
Hectic.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. How can I do a big shout out to our ses volunteers as well? Thinking about this yesterday, right, so while we're all like preparing our homes and everything for this massive storm it's going to come through, these people have to do the same. But then jump in the car and go out and help.
Yeah, you know, yeah, it was hectic.
Heroes in Orange they are exactly let's get him a more flattering color. Hey, September is the perfect time to learn how to ski. So they head to me out on Bullard with the family. These spring school holidays and thanks to Shell, we're going to two hundred and fifty dollars a little cheek you've oout you to spend on Shell fuel and tasty snacks for the drive to the snow nice at Shell. Cole's Express and already express therein twenty four ten if you want to score that. Coming up this hour, Mason Cox is going to be into top footy. He's going to He's going to hate me doing this. But what oh Mace got himself in a very compromising situation on the weekend.
With someone we know. Yeah, I can't wait to hear about that. What's he done?
I'm going to tell you yea, does he know?
You know?
Oh yeah? Is he in trouble? I reckon he'd be begging that. I don't say anything great, but I will, Yeah you will seven thirty this morning I will reveal that one. You better believe it. You back the rock horse there, Champ, Mason Cox in trouble just after seven thirty. But coming up next, your mate has made headlines, Chris Hemsworth. Is he giving up acting? Is he becoming a rock star? I think he'd like to so he went on stage.
He's taken off to Romania with Ed Sheery.
What annoying? He's good at so many I know? Or is he?
Yeah, there's a backstory today, okay.
All right? So he took to the stage with Ed over in Romania and started playing the drums for his concert. All the details why and Lawrence can to take us inside the rehearsal. Ed Sheeran has made headlines with a friend of yours, Chris helms Worth Lauren Yes in Romania.
So he jumped on stage with it and played the drums for No Pressure Perfect, which is like one of Ed Sheeran's most famous songs.
This is a little clip that's gone viral.
Chris emailed me last December saying he's doing a documentary on cognitive health and the benefits of learning instruments.
He came to visit me and he has learned drums. Cindy's coming on stage in front of seventeen thousand. He has been on stage playing with us for the whole time, playing inside we make some noise with Chris ems Worth.
I love that itad goes. He's been with us the whole time, playing in time. Even he was surprised.
It's a little backhanded compliment.
So it's for Chris's Limitless with Chris hams Worth on Natgo, which isn't out till next year. And each episode, if you've watched any of that series, is like a different pushing your body, Yeah and pushing.
It's actually really good. I've seen the first season. It's great.
Yeah, it's brilliant. So this one's about cognitive health and there, like Ed said there, how good music is for the brain. But Chris has never played the drums. So it's only been two months of rehearsing. Ohure and Ed had said, yep, comes to Romania. Let's do come and get on. I don't think the original plan was to actually perform in a concert with sixty thousand people, but the boys and maids, so it was like, come to this state in Romania. So Chris has been rehearsing for it and it's been like he was so.
Nervous because it was only a few weeks back. You were in Byron and you guys were all catching.
Up together and I came home and told you.
Yeah, Lauren came back and she was like, we had a moment. Yes, stay. I was like, what she, guys, we're at Chris's house and he said, would you come and watch me perform on the drums and give me an honest reaction.
Well, we said, how's the rehearsal's going, and he goes to.
You on a company seat.
He's got the full drum.
Kit and he's been rehearsing, and I was expecting it to be sort of average, bit average. He was really good and he still had a few weeks of rehearsal. Soho's been learning and obviously really practicing. It's a lot of pressure getting on stage with head sheer and in front.
Of all of the drums. Me no, especially that foot one, getting the foot going with the arms as drum.
I used to be able to play one song Green Day of course on the drums on the drum, No, it was one of the other don't remember now, but it's exhausting. The old kick surely fit. There's an app for this.
Well the other thing about you saw ed cheering when he was in Melbourne, didn't he So he's on similar to what Taylor Swift did in the round in the middle. So I think they had to put Chris in one of the trolleys and wheel him out because they had to get him out.
They would have done the adel where they put him in the broadcase.
You know everyone's doing that now like Swift in her recent film clip you can see. So he had to do that because he couldn't just walk through the crowd and pop up on the stage. I'm pretty sure that had to put him in the trolley and then he could pop up.
Lauren just showed me footage that Chris sent through of him.
At the rehearsal or the boys sent it through.
So like Chris is on stage, this is before all the crowd bump in and the intensity on his face like trying to focus and not screw this up.
Well, the other thing is which we were saying, I'm like, well, no pressure, but like the drummer is the one that sets the time, Yeah, no pressure, you have to keep up. I don't know, I don't know if i'd want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
But he did so.
Well, Like he took it really seriously, so much so that recently, and I know Law's loved missing out on this trip, they all went to feed g recently, didn't they.
Yeah, they went to feed for Zoki's birthday and I saw him on the plane with his He was like air drumming the whole way there on the on the plane, pressure.
Travels with sticks, the travel with sticks if you're an official band.
I think he might have taken the drums with it. Ah don't I didn't ask Luke can see his brother can sing? Yeah, I don't know he can sing.
Jewet.
There's no way on earth anyone would have the balls to do that unless you were a really good seeker.
You'd start a karaoke night in winter and then go from there. It's just gone seventeen past six. He's absolutely no random.
Line, but it's up and gave him a participation award. You know what I used to get that? Very good?
The only awards I know. Let me let me tell you how. Coming up next, there's a rule that's being rolled out officially from today. That's right. It's going to make a lot of employees in Melbourne pretty happy. I reckon you can.
Sort of say no to the boss.
Does that include us?
Let's give it. Let's give it a test, a test. Right from today, millions of Australians like us can say get nicked to the boss. Let me explain, did you come to the boss and say, see what happens. It's called the right to disconnect. Basically, this is reaching out to you, be it via phone, text, email, after hours. If deemed unreasonable, they won't be allowed to do so.
Or you don't have to respond.
Well, you don't have to respond.
Yeah, and if they do get in touch, they risk fines up to twenty thousand dollars.
Wow, it's a glorious.
Thing, isn't it.
I like it.
Power to the people. I just don't think it's realistic.
I think you could probably like they can send emails because people work on different times, but there's no responsibility for you to apply depending on your position.
Are you telling me right? You're going to sit there and refuse to answer three back to back calls from a boss on a Saturday and think that, But then think that you can safely rock up at work on the Monday and your future at that company will never be questioned.
Well, they're going to be so the flow on effect, what the fear is is that in disconnecting from your employer, are moving yourself down or bumping yourself down the soon like.
It sounds great in theory, don't get me wrong, sounds.
The power to the staff. Right, If your boss is constantly calling you ten o'clock at night expecting you to do things answer calls, you could anonymously report them and the company.
You just better hope that they call on everybody else. It's been anonymously reported. I've only been ringing Clint. Wasn't wasn't him?
I think it's for businesses. Are our boss is trying to call me? Now, I'm not taking that call.
You need to take the call. It's in ours. You need to take the call.
Tak I am busy.
Did you miss the call?
Two miss calls?
Three missals?
That's not good.
You can't cancel calls on an iPhone anymore online you can only just let it ring out.
See Lauren doesn't even take them during hours, so you're like getting onto her after hours. She just disconnects, So answer my calls.
Oh jeez, that's demanding as well.
You know what, You could be fine for that attitude, mate, Yeah, do you? I just look, I think it's a bit of a political band aid, to be honest, I think it's false. Hope. Yes, people are going great final there can have my weekends and stuff. But if you start not taking those calls and Jenny from the other department, does I can guarantee you Jenny's the one is going to get the promotion.
Well, you know what. Look, it's worked in Europe, Asia, North America, South America, it's working in other parts of the world, and maybe, just maybe it'll stop that unreasonable because let's bosses can also be a pain in the neck and they contact and you're like, was that really necessary to call me on a Friday night to tell me that you could have sent me an email.
I'd rather companies went, here's a work phone, and your hand your work like gun and badge. You're later the day for the police force. Oh I'm leaving the office. I'm going to hand my phone.
People do have the two phones. They turn it off on the weekend.
A lot of those people cruising up and down, you know, bloody the streets of Chapel Street on a Saturday night that normally have two phones. We'd love everyone carrying two phone. That way, they can, you know, blend in with society a bit better.
Here annoying having two phones. Having ones annoying enough.
God, you can't win with her. She won't ut The course room business sounds and down, doesn't want to carry the second floor.
I like working between six and nine on this radio and taking no phone call.
Don't call Melbourne, Actually no.
Do so that all kicks off tonight, does it, Clint?
It kicks off today? Today's a day.
Wow?
Good luck? Yeah, good luck? Good luck with that one morning, Mace. Morning, How are we going lunch? We're good, We're good. Good morning.
Well, we're off, we're done.
Just.
Exactly. Look, we're gonna we're gonna get to footy in just a second.
But on Saturday, yep, you're looking very sheepish. What's happened?
They have a couple of apology texts on him since then. So on the weekend I headed up to the Gold Coast with the family. You did, Yeah, very emotional weekend. On Saturday morning, I actid demply pocket old Mace. He didn't answer, and I looked down and I was like, oh, so I sent him a text and went sorry, didn't mean to call. He then face timed me back, and I was like.
Oh, that's punched.
Accident stung works, I thought like, But I was like, I've just sent him the text. It was an accidental call, So I've answered the FaceTime and I am in the car with the family, oh A, who had been quite emotional at this point, and you just and yep, I was in the back seat. We've just done that, Clinton and I answer it and Lunchohn. I'm like, hey, Mace, how are you swiping? I'm just I'm just I'm just at the Gold Coast And as I said that, he could see one of my sons in the background, so he then fully launched into Gold Coast lights, trip LODs, luds, lud whoa, LODs lots lines. And that's when I said, now we just scattered my parents' ashes.
What happened, mate, straight up the middle of the city, surrounded by people and friends. There's just nothing you could say to come back from that one. The first thing I thought was he was joking.
So he doubled down. So we're gonna go to Hozier. We'll come back and talk forty next God, did I get some apology texts after that? You got Jason Lauren Clinty from the newsroom as well. And officially season is over. There are done, Mason Cox and the Mighty Pies is here. Happy Holidays, Happy Mad Monday.
Oh my god, it's it still exists.
It does exist.
We're not doing it Monday, though, I think we're doing it Wednesdays, and so that's why not just up?
Okay, yeah, good time costumes. I don't know. I've been told we're not at the moment, but.
You're all probably in trouble.
Yeah, it's not like a great if you don't make finals.
It's probably not like a It's a bit of a somber, whacky Wednesday.
That's what It's cool.
Silly Sundays for a while as well. Did you have a silly Saturday or Sunday after you finish it on Friday?
I personally did, Actually the club did. I went out.
I actually had a friend in town from like I've known since first grade that came in and watched the game. Had never been to Australia, and it was awesome to like show them because everyone in the.
States is kind of like, what do you do it?
Soccer? Is it the NFL? Like they don't really know love it? She yeah, I heard her husband absolutely loved it. They were like they kind of look at it and they're like, we know you as that like first grade to like twelfth grade, just nerdy little soccer player and now to see you out there playing in front of you know, sixty eight thousand whatever over the weekend. They're like, this just doesn't make sense. But it's cool though, because it's like these people have been in your life, you know, for a very long time.
Did you tell them I still don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, yeah, it's fake it till you make it, let's be honest.
But no, it was. It was cool. I got to show them around the city. What's a few different things.
I was going to say, you've got people from out of town, where do you take them in Melbourne to show off this great city?
Mouse Muff and break Westfield, South.
Hue South Coffee Club for a bolt.
But you're totally pick into the Collingwood.
We need to take them.
A local glass house. We went to Chinchen for lunch. Did that classic place in Melbourne? I think it's been around for like twenty years. And then we went to a few different breweries around Collingwoods. Who went to like Boddriggie and then we went to Stomping Ground and things like that, you know. Yeah, and then we finished off and went up to a place called Beer Mash and then Above Board, which is just like really small and unique kind of I guess I don't know a cocktail bar, just maybe like ten people fifteen people are sitting.
And finished at one sixth one? What's what's that?
It's an institution And if you don't know.
Its sreams Melbourne does it? It is? It like run? It's very similar, very sim Can we talk forty Friday night? As you know, I was in Queensland and I was with the family watching it at the pub up there. We end up going to bed after game. The game got paused because of lightning. You brought up a good point when you were interviewed there. It is.
I'm grateful though, because to be honest, I'll be the first person struck by lightning. But as well, it's all out though, so I'm not grateful we got to start.
That's a good point. In your height, you'd be the first to get done.
It does go to the highest apparatust Is it.
Weird you're sitting in the change rooms, got to go back out there to play what was left on the clock. It's about nine and a half minutes left, but the season's technically over for both teams.
Yeah, I think we had it'd be one hundred and fifty points difference between US and Carleton and their games, so it was unrealistic.
You could say, how.
Much effort on a scale of one to tend did you put in for those last nine minutes?
What one? Of course when you pull on that calling wood on the front.
I was at one of those games once, I think it was a Geelong game and there was a it was stopped for weather for like thirty five minutes and they move everyone out of their seats. Everyone just piles into the bars and people got rowdy and wild before the game went back.
The crowd in the stand when you went back out, like surely some people would have been like Colin would have won.
There's actually quite a few people left out there like watching us on the field and like, you know, our fans are absolutely crazy, which is awesome, and.
They stayed for it, but nothing else to do. Well, yeah, it's beat the rush home. You know, break ins now or later inevitable, but it was.
It was weird in the rooms because you're down there and they've prepped for the end of the game to be done, right, so they've already brought down the food. You know, there's obviously the seasons, they brought the beers down, like there's KFC out there, you're smelling, but you still have to go back out there, warm back up, play the rest of the game and then come and then you have some cold KFC. Who are you barracking for in September Port Adelaide?
Are you? Yeah? Because sing to the Magpie.
I'm not going to make a prison bar jumper jack. But no, I just I really love Ken Hinckley. I don't know, I feel like he's always been for no reason whatsoever, the guy always gets in the finals. I feel like he's such a good coach. And yeah, no, I just think he's a really nice guy.
And do you do you think the Blues can rob the lines anyway? So you have anyone else on the.
Well, what does postseason look like for you? What do you do now?
I'll back to the State's September third to go see family and get spend some quality time with them, and then planning on going over to Europe, maybe doing a Croatian cruise, dol Min. It's just going to let come.
It's real. It's actually like kind.
Of sounds of similar to a trip that you would take if I'm being honest.
Last I'm not hiking anywhere.
Let's make the bets. Is he going to come back in love?
In love?
In love? Very unlikely? I know, I'm just trying.
I'm going to say no, this is going to be like an end of season Lud's trip.
I'm pretty sure in ten years you and Clint are going to be sharing the house together.
Well, he did say if you have any spare time, come and meet me out to see so you.
Know, I may well do that.
Maybe you will come back in love.
Maybe. Can't wait to see now twenty year olds getting on the Kentucky buscow and who's the old ducks.
Down the bout Clinton Mason on Kentucky Sharp Roads, baby Shuproads.
Well one day, look, not our year, mate, but a great win on Friday night.
It's just nice to go out, proud to do it in front of the fans, and very appreciative to have such incredible people supporting us.
Hey, this is going to be final time. I think we'll see you on the show as well for the year because you are heading back home. But thank you for rejoining us after moving the show to Nobody.
Yes, we've loved having you as part of the team again this year.
You think you've done.
Enough to win a spot in twenty twenty five.
On the field or on this show, time will tell. We'll do an exit interview bosses and text me after five pm. Yeah no, we love having your part of the team. We're so glad you joined us over here at nover so good on.
Thank you so much, it's been a great you. So hi to the family. We've got to know your family pretty well over the years.
Love your money, and then good luck.
Finding missus Mace on the Croatia trip.
Miss Cox, miss Cox, sorry Cox, that's a lovely last name to take.
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Well, they were a bit.
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Yeah? Now would we do that? Were you watching at your place or theirs at their house? All right? I was going to say, they like, all right, can you get out now because we need to watch the port game and find out if they have a change.
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Thank you.
It's a primary school teacher. I guess they're not rolling that out in the skills anymore anymore.
I gave up at times table, so did I.
That was just I gave up.
When they gave me a graphic calculator.
I'm sorry, but when in your life if you used a bumps and burner, the whole education program really means.
I don't know, well, yeah, theorem?
How was work today?
Oh?
I dissected a frog. I'm glad we did that. When we're younger handy.
Yeah, but there are scientists and people out there.
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Just not us, definitely not not us. We are focusing on this show. We need to do a massive thank you to everyone that listens to this show. Yes, to everyone who followed us from across the road where we used to work, and just anyone that's supported us since we started here at Nova. Guys, we are about to clock up our one hundredth show on over one hundred. We are God, that's already.
Yeah, triple figures, guys. And like Joe said, thank you so much to everyone who listens to the show and to everyone who has come across with us, To new listeners, old listeners, we appreciate you very much.
Like I had a couple of people at the airport come up and say hello, and I was traveling on the weekend. They're like, you know, we always listening to you guys in the morning. Thank you so much, And I'm like, please, don't think that is lost on us. It is not.
On the weekend, shout out to all us long listeners. Many people down there were talking about the show on the weekend.
Town g Town, Like, we.
Have a laugh about it, but we were bloody devastated at the end of last year when we thought that was last the show. Yeah, Like, I just feel like, you know, we're just hit, just strapping into it, you know, and we're all bloody really love working together. Hate hanging out together on the weekends, but love love working together. And I think you know I always say to you guys without sounding like some old duck. It's been in radio for years. It is. It's very unique to have a show where a team gets along line this, It really is. This industry can be really harsh and behind a lot of shows there could be a lot of hate. Yeah, this is really cool what we've.
Got and that makes sense to our team too, Bloody Cherisher, I really do.
So Enough about us. We are clocking up one hundred shows.
I mean, we don't talk in the ad breaks.
But sometimes we forget to talk when we're actually supposed to talk because we've been talking too much in the add breaks.
In fact, I'm sicking here any voice, all right?
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Over the two weeks. But we're going to be doing it multiple times. So here's the go right. How it works is we will give you a chance to play for one hundred thousand dollars. What you do is you come in, you chill in the studio with us, and in front of you is a giant red button. It is up to you when you hit it. But at some point between seven and nine, so two hours of the show, there will be a minute that is worth one hundred thousand.
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So we know what the minute is, but you will not know what the minute is.
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Yeah, hit the button. That room lights up you in one hundred thousand dollars. Pretty cool. It's our way of saying thank you very much Melbourne for joining us here on number one hundred. Thought it'd be a good opportunity as we clock up one hundred shows to take a look back at maybe four or five of our favorite memories.
That doesn't mean they're the best, It doesn't mean the best. It certainly doesn't mean no.
It just means memorable and weird, wild and wonderful.
Over the hundred shows we've had here it and over, we've met some pretty colorful characters. We've also received some very interesting gifts along the way, and this one will always stick in my mind that Lauren received.
So this young woman has got a business. So she handed me a tin.
It says it says eat me, eat me on it.
It says, eat me, Oh face biscuits.
Well, she's got me already.
She has immortalized. She's immortalized me in what She's immortalized me my face in a giant.
Hang on. She's made you into a cookie.
Yeah, she's made me into a cookie. And I squilled and I opened it.
Pass me cookie, Lauren. It's quite heavy.
My eyebrows are quite.
I just want to drop it on the desk.
Just don't break it. Don't break it a weight.
Yeah, if it's big, she's a big gel. I'm a big gel.
Oh my god, the reveal.
I look cool.
I've never looked better. It's called the convictionist face. Biscuits eat me. And so they make people that you love, They make people that you love or your dog. I thought when I saw it, I was like, this might be a cookie of my dog.
This is funny. This has got to go on our socials because the cookie face is quite smooth, right, and it's like, fuck, wait for it, and then because it goes back into like a cookie consistency around the neck area, Well, you look like you've got a hairy checks. Oh man, after Todays, I'm gonna go home and sleep for a week.
Yeah. So you had a weekend away with the fam for a serious reason, but also you have to get three kids on the plane.
Until it's exhausting at the best of time.
Oh mate, Like we did Friday Show and then I went out to the airport, met lou out there and you're trying.
To we know how much you hate.
We've decided we are never traveling with our two year old ever again. We will leave the state in ten years. Until then, we ain't leaving.
Put him on as an unaccompanied minor and take the later cat make him a flight.
I was like, you know how you see on the news sometimes passengers get a bit unruly and they cable tire them. I was begging for them to do that to us. Yeah, like it was just you know, did.
You at one point think I might turn into that guy that opened the exit and went down the slide.
Yes, absolutely, just push him down, and thank god we didn't have any douchebags on the planet made us feel uncomfortable.
Well, I think people are pretty like people feel for the parents in those situations. Unless always want I've been the person getting the back of my seat kicked for two hours.
Yeah, but yeah, she was an emotional weekend flew up what sorry? Carry what?
No?
I just a description of the public. Very apt.
That kid, it was kicking the back of Laurence seat. We are yet to see proof of life. We haven't seen that kid.
No, it's not me, it's you calling people douchebags. I think he's what he's left.
Yet. We need a roll that turn back into society. So you get to the Gold Coast, So we get to the GC.
He's sitting here with his arms crosstaling.
Hasn't had at that. The Gold Coast is a different world, isn't it. It's just different guys. We're getting off the plane of Saint Laurent. Even the fifty year old bloke who was part of the ground crew for Jetstar was in the uniform, but he is turned to the max and you can tell he just caught a wave to work.
Oh yeah, they are living on the Gold Coast. They are really living.
Out there, so we're all staying, like my three sisters, their families, our family were all staying in this one resort in North Burley, which felt like we went back to nineteen eighty six. Are some of those called waves? No no, no, no, Waves is way too modern.
Didn't have shell bedspreads, Yes it did shells.
That's a photo of the pool area. Yeah, that looks good. The old plastic furniture. It is very eighty love it. And anyway, Friday night we went to the pub for dinner. It was all good to hang out and stuff. And then Saturday morning we all got up at five am and in the cover of darkness, climbed them mountain there at Miami and we're all set up on Miami Beach, which is where we used to holiday every year for like eight weeks as a family. So it was the perfect place to scatter mum and Dad's ashes, which is what the whole weekend was about five o'clock. She was early. But it was also very emotional, like just walking onto the beach, we were just I was flooded with so many memories.
Yeah, which is also really cool that you go back to a place that's so special because you get all those emotions and memories and things you haven't spoken about I thought about for a long time. They all kind of come pouring you.
Yeah, and it was honestly, it was the perfect setting. That's good. Yeah, beautiful. Was it a nice morning, The weather was a sparkling, it was just was there. It's a lot of pressure. There was a lot of pressure, but also we're trying to make it just the ashes, I know. And there was twenty of us, like, and my uncle Graham had flown in from Sydney, that's Dad's brother, and they were super close and he's a spitting image of that. And he spoke really well, and we all went around and we shared a story about my parents and then, yes, Clint, scattering of ashes is a lot of pressure, a lot of consideration.
I ask a question, is it too separate.
We had two sort of cylinders, like cardboard cylinders, and you peel the top off. Now you peel the top off, you peel the top of.
Like the pringles. I'm picturing pringles.
They weren't in a sour cream. You stop. My parents. My parents were not in a sour cream. Had tried. No, it's not he hated pringles.
Hated.
I wasn't. I wasn't saying you put them in that. I'm saying it was that style of cylinder you said, the cylinder with a lided peel back.
Well, here's the thing. It was like. It was a it was a it was a wide pringles. It wasn't pringles, but it was a wide cylinder like that. Because when I first picked it up, I was like, oh my god, this is a lot of ashes. And Dad was quite thin. Towards the end, what's my container going to look up? I'm going to need three people to scatter mind he done.
This story wasn't mean to go like, come on, clink, get it together.
So my sisters and I got the two pringles and we're on the beach. We're not even close to the water, and one of my sisters pops, like she took she in early, and we're like, oh, there's a little bit of wind around, Like you need to cover it with your hand. You've gone early. We don't want Mama.
Da plastically to put on the top of.
Exactly because when you pop, can't start. So she put her hand over the top yep, And we walked down to the water's edge and it was. You know, it was very emotional at this point. And it's just my sisters and I in the water and all the other family gathered on the bank right in the water about just above knees. We went in, we kept going in and like it was emotional on somber, but also it was fun, like the kids are playing around, you know, and stuff. And I scattered a little bit and then passed the cylinder to my sister and she scattered a bit, and we swapped around right and we're pouring in the water and just as we finish, everyone sort of walks towards the water more and one of my kids walks into the water and starts waiting waiting in the water was at that point it was a wave sort of brought mum and dad back into the shore and covered one of my kids. Stop it click, I said, stand up, we've got dad on you.
Stop it.
Stop it.
What did you do to dunk him? Like, you know, when you're trying to get sand off, are you done?
Some of those results have the things that you put your feet through to get the sand on the beach.
What do you mean you dunked it full body dunk.
I'm like, what it's.
Sand went smoothly.
It was a wonderful what a beautiful story.
No, not, it wasn't what. I'm glad I know, seriously, I'm glad you had a beautiful moment.
After we got mom and dad off him, we all got out of the water and we threw some rose petals and then we all we did, yeah, we did, like did flowers and stuff because that. Yeah, and then yeah, we all went out for breakfast and spent the day together. That tried off the kid and.
To send off for the moment, it was quite still.
I'll be honest, Yes, but yeah, Joe's side, they are at peace now in the perfect place.
Yeah, proud of you, Jason, shut up, not a word.
I'm excited about that Oasis getting back together.
Me too.
I thought they hated each other, so they must have done some real work on themselves.
Money talk, Yeah, money does talk. Remember when Blink came out recently, the whole reunion to sold out. Everyone went crazy for it.
I just hope that they stick to the classics and don't. We're back together and we've got a new album.
So Manchester, London for their two concerts at the moment, so.
It goes well it goes. Yeah, global tour. Remember when you two made you take their new album? They uploaded it not iTunes.
Remember that everyone got the new app, the new iPhone and had it on me.
I think it's still on my phone. Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I wouldn't know how to get rid of it.
I was like, put a beautiful day on there, mate, But that's it. Hey, coming up next.
Wild scenes across Melbourne last night. Did anyone here get caught in the storm?
No, but plenty did. Five hundred calls for help at the It.
Is terrible down in Geelong and down in the Great Ocean right.
Scared we're going to lose the tramp alone. So I weighed it down.
Or you weighed it down? Did you jump on it?
Yeah? We're go and sit on the trampoline. What The storm rolls through a lot of people in clean up mode this morning across Melbourne. You're on number one hundred. It is Jason Lauren Clint's here as well. Good looking day ahead, thank god. After yesterday it was crazy yesterday.
After the storms were wild and so Geelong copped it.
Geelong copped it, anglesea, go look around Patrick Dangerfield's Instagram he was in Anglesea and they had to pull over their current. It's covered in what looks like snow, but it's huge hailstones. I live in South Yurra and I kept getting messages from Amy. I didn't even know I had the Amy Insurance app on my phone, notification saying large hail detected near South Era, like warning morning. I said to Paul, Oh God, how bad is it going to be? And Paul goes, you know what, because we park one of our cars in the garage and one is not undercover sometimes and he was like, I'm going to go and put it in the underground car park near us an old walk home. Is it a Queensland?
It is?
Her fiance is a Queenslander. And I grew up in Brisbane and there were so many storms up there. We used to have you know, the old clark rubber thin mattress and pull out when people come and start. Yes, the old man would grab those and put them on the cars.
Well, there must have been if there was Hale getting the same message in South Yerk because people were going out and putting doot like king sized STIs over their bonnets so that the hat. And I was like, how bad is this storm going to be.
It's Paul, a radar watcher.
Because he's a plane guy, so where there's a big deal in his business. So he runs. He puts the car under the in the local woolworks undercover car puck and he said it was heaving with people dropping their cars off and then running home with their umbrellas.
That's smart of him.
Yeah, But then he came back and then it came and I was like, this is the biggest overreaction. This is fine, and he goes, I'll walk down and get the car, and then the foody was still going. So we waited and then came round to the storm and it was hectic.
Yeah, round two hit us. I'll tell you what. Flying back into Melbourne est morning, I've never felt nauseous on a plane, but there was a lot of people ready to have a vomit.
Bad wind and turbulence.
What time, Well that.
Was like eleven in the day, so like the winds were just picking up.
Well, they shut the airport. Did you hear their You hear this? It sounds like air raid sirens at Melbourne Airport because there's so many people that work the tarmac that it's like the sirens. Everyone has to run for the lightning, lightning and hail, very dangerous.
Well, when our plane got to the gate, I thought it was a genius move. I booked the back row. Is that way we can climb downstairs, yep, and then we're first off, right, And so we've just done two hours twenty with the three kids. And then the captain goes because it's so windy, we're only going to be leaving via the front of the plane.
It's annoying.
It gets worse. So everyone at the back sort of standing in the aisle waiting to get off. And as all the front people are getting off the plane, you hear you know, this is the captain. This is the captain at the front. I need everyone at the front of the plane to sit down quickly.
It can tip.
The plane's about to tip. The plane's about to tip.
The balance because if everyone rushes to the.
Front wheels, he literally said, he goes. Think of it like a seesaw. I need everyone at the front of the plane to sit down now because everyone at the back. Talk about a fat chain. Everyone at the back is going to make the plane tip.
Yeah, to get you off, how are you getting off the plane.
So we all had to go via the front. But people need to.
Read it out more slowly. People getting off too quickly. I think, yeah, because the people in the back are still sitting down.
I have never in all my years heard anything like that.
I don't get He actually say it's about to tip.
He literally said about to tip, and he referred to a cecil. I loved it because I was like, we're at the back. Now we get to cruise down the front of the aisle. Yes, we're the fatties that are about to sit the plane, but we're getting off first.
Because all the bags might have been at the back. It also depends where the bags are for balance.
But what do I get is remember back in our day, you never used to get on at the back of the plane.
I think it's like the speed that which people are getting off. It's okay, but if everyone rushes.
He was standing at the front with the mic in hand, ma'am you sit down, Sarah, I need you to sit down. Fat in the eye they come towards me. I'm like, I'm coming mate. Yeah, we'll get you off first.
But maybe if they think people are getting off at the front of the back, the way they put the balance in the bags.
Ah, you're right.
Maybe I don't know.
But the wind was up. Oh god, we hit those stairs and so.
Did you go down the front of the.
Back, down the front. I had to way down at the front. Good boys, it's jet stay. You still have to get down the stairs. It's no aero bridge everyone. How hard do we.
Not have arrow bridges at every gate these days?
Because Jetstar don't have gates, that's why.
You leave them alone. I like it. It's quite presidential. You get on the stairs, your wave at the ground correctly.
Ten minutes ago you said I am never flying.
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That's about it.
How many Actually there's a makeup in there as well.
Oh yeah, just get called to a story.
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You tell a lot studios by going through their senate console.
Most people center console is just full of stuff that they're trying to take off for seat.
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Do you have business cards?
Are you serious?
Business cards? You've collected off other people?
Away nine news journal in business cards.
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I'll leave it in the public toilet. You are in the running for no if it's cash, carry a star. Congrats, Thank you, No dramas, more chances with mel coming up after our show, speaking of it, Thank you for being lovely. Melt Sen was in next Happy Monday, now, Happy Monday.
How are you?
I'm proops? How are you guys?
Yeah?
I'm ready for a weekend. What was on your agenda for the week Just a lot of work, good problems, but just yeah, yeah, I'm so boring, isn't it.
I'm so sorry raging.
No, I didn't go raging.
Sure, yes you've got that. Look at that little just a little bit. What's coming up today? I've got more chances to get in the drawer for overs cash card of Star because we have a winner on Friday.
So now more than ever, we've got to get in the drawer for this bad boy sneak.
I menagine getting the call on Friday to end the week. All right, So you've only got a couple more days to get on the standby list. You can do that with Meloy are out of here. We will see you tomorrow Melbourne, byye, thank you.
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