Full Show: Jase And Clint Are "Helping" Lauren Prep For Her High School Reunion

Published Mar 11, 2024, 11:07 PM

We made it through Melbourne's SCORCHING long weekend and into the week!

We're popping on the tinfoil hats to talk about the Royals' photoshop fail, why seniors are retiring on cruise ships and there's been more dramas with the Nova carpark.

And Lauren's 20th high school reunion is coming - so we're digging through her school exercise books.

Plus, Nick Daicos weighs in on Mason Cox's pre-game bump on the Giant's Shane Mumford.

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Good morning, Melbourne, Wake Melourn.

Jason Lauren start your morning the right way, be great, gonna be good.

This is Jason Laurens.

No, you're one hundred. Well, good morning everybody working in Monday. Whole team's here.

Morning morning.

Wow, what's happened?

It was hot?

Guys.

Have we finally had the cool change?

I don't know, but I thought we were going to burn to hell on Saturday afternoon. She was hot.

I love is that their.

Skin and the ginger hair?

Yeah, and then the kids inside. I'm trying to get my firepads, but I'm like, go outside and then open the door and be like, I'll be all right, I come back inside.

Although you're a Queenslander, you should you should be used to the heat. My fiancee Paul is the same. He's a Queenslander and all he did was.

Talking about conditioning.

But when it's nineteen degrees in Melbourne and cold, I complained about that.

You're going to love this. We went and bought one of those inflatable slides.

You inflatable, love me inflatable.

He's a regular Clark Rubber when I was young and buy from Clark Rubber.

This weekend when I first moved out. I had arm chair.

No, sorry, I had one of those, and I was a twelve year old girl from girlfriend magazine.

Mom was a Bundy rum one. It was like a free prize at Sholder.

Yes, of course it did.

Was it a double or a single?

Single? Single? Come on mate, I was eighteen.

Did that take you to blow up?

I didn't need a double.

No.

Girl was coming around for an.

Inflatable couch, not on a gym beam couch, so he's ago.

I bought one of those inflatable slides for the kids. However, there was a rip in it on Saturday, so I'm like, oh, I can't need to fix it, like it's going to.

Be hot Clark rubber, Yeah, off he went.

I'm sitting there and I'm trying to clue it and the sweat is just running off my face onto my hands while I'm trying to gill with this blood inflatable slide together. And then I'm like, got it. My hand was stuck to the slide. Super get every time?

Did you fix it with super glue? Don't you get that tape? Isn't there some sort of tape?

There's like you always get a patch kit, but you always throw the patch kid out. I'm not going to need this.

Was it?

When you say an inflatable slide? Was it an inflatable water slide or just an inflatable plust sic?

No inflatable water?

Yeah?

Good, good one. How many times did the Big Boy go down?

Big Boy went down twice?

No, wonder at pops and another patch job?

It was an Aldie special, bosing that again next summer?

Oh was it an olt?

Now I'm on that Aldi facebook page when things like that go and.

Sale on a hot day? Oh yeah, oh hot property. How did you manage to get one? We you down there early?

No, No, we've had it for a while. So I brought him winter.

Ah smart?

Was there a situation at the car park this morning and over? Well?

Yeah, I panicked. I'm not this car park things.

I got any first because I'm a bit nerdy and I don't have a pass to get in here. And the door was down a pass yet can you sor up your pass? Please?

Can't you catch the trament for a anyway?

And I pressed the button that says are you supposed to be here? Well, I don't know, you tell me, am I And anyway, the security were meant to be coming and they didn't come, so I had to reverse. I reversed out where did your part? I waited for somebody else to come in. Yeah, somebody from the rival radio station.

So smart because when I got into work, it was saying.

Security is on the way, Security is on.

The way, and I panicked. I was like, there's a situation in the car park and I got to get out of here.

So they hadn't arrived.

I thought something bad had happened, so I ran.

I heard the security was on the way. I thought it was live. So I was talking back to him, going, no need for security, and he goes securities on the way and I'm like, no, I didn't hit the button two times to realize this is recorded, isn't it.

We're all here safe and well.

Hey, Nick Daekos journey us this morning after Rock.

Collingwood super Star and the pies don't know what happened?

I know, absolutely shut the bed.

Is there a Premiership hangover at play?

I calm down, it was round zero. If we're calling it that.

No, Apparently AFL said you're not allowed to call it raund zero. You have to call it opening round.

Okay, Why is that I called it the rehearsal. Now that's out of the way, let's get into the season.

I don't think my targets were any better.

Were they?

No, we all had a shocker shocker.

But he is a superstar of the game and Jesus looking good at the moment. A man crush on Nick Dakos.

Yeah, he's a good looking rooster. I can he'd be a fan face.

Add him to the list.

What the hell.

Has Mason Cox done? Everyone's talking about Mace.

He's in strife. I should expect it.

What's he done?

So? There was a three match basically where the umpires will give both ruckman the chance to sort of test out there, you know ruck no how to have a practice, to have a tap or two. Anyway, two minutes or three go and Mason thought it was time for a changeover and anyway, all shit hit the fan.

Oh he had someone else's.

Turn, He had someone else's turn.

Ye through his toys early and then it came back to buy him.

Let me take you to the UK. Let's go to Kensington Palace this morning.

Love me some Royals.

Yes, the Royals have been in the headline.

Sorry to get the toe sucker here.

I think she's been gone, She's sucked and left.

Yes, Fergie, is she still princess?

Fergi?

I think she the sucker.

Or I think her toast got sucked.

I don't think she did the toe sucking anyway, Judge, that's.

Not who we are talking about this morning.

We're talking about Princess Kate has hit the headlines.

Now.

We know she's been unwell, we know she had some kind of stomach surgery. It was Mother's Day in the UK this weekend and she posted what I thought was a gorgeous photo of her and her three children, Princess Charlotte, Prince Louis, and of course Prince George, the future King. The photo was so cute, Happy Mother's Day, thanks for your support. Well, I've been unwell. But the sleuths out there, now who has the time to do this, really started zooming in on the picture and there were there were many issues with the photo.

Clint from the newsroom.

So the first one was on the wrist of one of the kids.

Princess Charlotte.

Charlotte's so the slouths noticed that her wrist in her cardigan had been photoshops.

And being altered there was like a different colored cardigan on top or underneath the other cardigan.

Right, so there was about I think there was a bunch of edits. There was also so there was the missed match wrist. There was no wedding ring on Catherine's left hands. That's controversial.

She's doctor. The photo mate.

The skirting board was off kilter.

I don't know if you've driven past our billboards, but we looked nothing like them.

Nothing wrong with a bit of photoshop if you ask.

Me, nothing like them. Really, it looks more like my son.

The real kicker was the leaves on the deciduous tree in March. They shouldn't be leaves on it, apparently, So anyway, then.

The photo was pulled.

There was a kill order from places like Giddy Image is saying do not post this image, do not use it.

Everyone still run it over.

So basically, what people are saying is that she and the royals are hiding something, right, Is that what they're implying?

Do they think it's as extreme as that's not even Kate in the photo, that that's another woman and they put Kate's face on top, But.

Then why did they photoshop Princess Shelt's wrists.

I just don't.

And this morning Kate has actually taken responsibility for this, saying I'm an amateur photographer and I was just, you know, dabbling in a little bit of photoshop.

Yes, my wife went right down a rabbit hole on this last night. We're having an argument in every outbreak. I married at first, so we'd go back to it.

Who's currently cares? Who cares?

No, I think it's really odd. I mean, I don't care.

The photo is edited, like knock yourself out, making yourself look a little younger in your photo.

That's going to the whole world.

They've just made more issues for themselves because now more questions are being asked about Kate's health.

But she also didn't say this photo was taken today, So who cares if there's leaves on the train?

Do we think? Yeah?

She not? Well, have they got a hidden somewhere? I don't get it.

Well, that's the thing. Nobody knows. It's a big mystery.

Well no, then she was seen going in a car somewhere, so she's not hidden. She hasn't been taken hostage, she's alive, and well, I think I thought.

Of conspiracy theorists over here Lauren Phillips.

Yeah, happened theory.

I think they've just posted like an an older photo, not a current photo.

She's just trying to argon they're hiding something.

Why she's not wearing a wedding ring? Do you think she's no longer the future Queen?

Is Lizzie still alive? Sorry's just jumping on the bandwagon.

No, no, she's definitely didn't see that.

One coming today. A bit of a cooler change. Thank god are tops of twenty we're going to be going for.

Oh I missed the heat already, Lauren. I love the warm weather.

She was a warm one. He was a warm one. Kid's sport A lot of kids sport was canceled on the weekend too, what about member, I know, no parade, shame, what a waste having Peter look at that.

I just did, and I we're too planning on going in to see the prize.

I love the parade.

There was my Saturday, No.

It was Monday, wasn't it Monday? Poor Pete Haley and never got his street parade.

I saw the King of Shorts yesterday, though not very regal.

So you'd have to be in shorts in that temperature.

Hey, there's always good weather aboard a cruise, and that's where I want to take.

You in the headlines At the moment.

I think because Virgin brought out that whole adult's only.

Cruise, trendy cruise.

Yeah, and that looked pretty cool. Every influencer I know was on there pasting about their what do you call it? The hammocks on the balcony hammock guy absolutely not trying to get one out. I look like one of those pork roasts wrapped in the rope.

My dad's girlfriends, currently on a Virgin cruise with her girlfriends, can't wait for the review when she gets back.

Well, speaking a twenty year old influencer, that yeah, right.

I jumped aboard a cruise liner on Friday for weekend today. Right, it was docked at Sydney Harbor.

Yes, Jays, you seem like a cruise going.

I'm not why. Why is that?

Because you're wearing crocs right now. That's a screen cruise.

Now, this isn't any old cruise. I want to tell you about the nine month cruise where when you jump on there's no getting off. You're living aboard that thing for for nine months. Two hundred and seventy four days. It's called the Ultimate World Cruise on board the Serenade of the Sea sound.

Appealing Serenade of the Seas.

I put up with a few TikTokers on that cruise liner. So you're actually studying university right now?

Yes see, I'm getting my masters at the University of Alabama right now online.

I've loved every minute of it.

I have loved getting to travel the world to my family, getting to meet so many people from the crew. Are they playing to be on there because they tik tok?

They're there to sprook basically? But that girl is from Alabama and she's you know, she's basically living life on the line with her parents, and she's studying while she's trapesing around the world.

I mean, it's better than sitting in your room at your desk at mum.

And Dad's I guess war hang on, what's it like?

Uh?

It fancy?

It's if it was ninety ninety, it'd be fancy.

Yeah, but it's a bit dated.

The Sea world.

Is there water slides and mini water slide.

And there's mini goals, skating rink, no ice skating rink.

A diving show at the back of the boat. That seems to be a big thing.

Wasn't there for the diving show?

What about the little the surfing machine?

I had to do that for the Today Show on a boat.

But all sorts of crazy stuff goes on when you're.

At sea, right, Well, I don't know. But there's another cruise. I don't know if you guys have heard about pineapples, the naked cruise. There's a naked cruise about the pineapples? What's the pineapples? Is that on the naked It's probably on every.

Cruise apparently, I'll use the word apparently. If you dangle it pineapple on the door handle, it means come on in, you're up for it, a pineapple, you're ready to swing, and you leave the door unlocked in she comes.

Do you have to be on a boat for that?

I don't think you can be leaving him pineapple?

What's the naked cruise?

Well, the Naked crewise. There'll be plenty of pineapples. Now, this one's got two one hundred passages and it's called the Big Nude Boat. But there is one rule on the boat. It's run by bare necessities. Is the cruising company? The one rule is that men can't get overly excited.

I can't help that.

And they say that if you're starting to feel things move around down there, you should jump in cold border or think about baseball.

That's what it says in the rules, think about baseball.

A lot of old people now aren't getting rooms in nursing homes. They're just cruising. So they're buying rooms on these boats like they just buy and they live on cruise ships. So I chatted to am why not exactly?

Tried chatting to this German Man at the bar on the Serenade of the seas He was sitting there with an American woman and I couldn't get a word of it English out of him. And she goes, no, he does not speak English. But she told me that they were together, right, so they'd hooked up on the boat. How do you communicate? And she goes, it's okay. Everyone speaks the language of love. They're in their sixties relating life.

But then what happens if you break up on the boat and then you've got to see them every day?

The problem You can't hide on a cruise.

You know there's a morgue on there as well. No there's not guarantee. Guarantee like a torn a torpedo. Little chew about the back. There goes Jenny and Steve. They didn't make the next port. Just quickly. I want to see where you sit on this. I went to watch the Pies on Saturday night, not not at the game the RSL Okay. Yeah, I've taken taken up new residents. I've moved on from Hampton Bowls.

You've ditched the bowling club, have you?

It's Hampton bowl So there was some controversy that was closing down and then it came back.

Yes, they've reopened it only three or four nights a week and it's only open four to eight. Oh, that's not like I get the kids to sleep when they're going down there for forty minutes.

What's the point.

That's a bachelor That's a bachelor pub. That's what that is. Fortight.

How good is this? Though? It's now run by volunteers And I said, can you drink like while you're serving and they said, yeah, my mom might pull a shift.

You're tragic. You are tragic.

Gotta go to work back to him a bit for the community. Anyway, I was down at Hampton RSL watching the game.

Poke, what's the facilities like down at the Hampton RSL?

Amazing? Wouldn't he amazing? The only catch was though, first quarter watching the Pies, all of a sudden TV goes off, live band starts.

Oh I don't mind that.

Oh, but what's what's what's the rule with a live band?

I think once the footy start, you either don't have the footy on from the beginning.

Yeah, you can't take it away?

Yeah that's what I thought. I'm like, am I that guy to up to the baronous for.

The screen behind the scene?

Should?

You?

Absolutely should know? I sat out on my own watching Ko on my phone.

It wasn't even like out on the balcony. That was rock bottom. There wasn't even like a room, you know, there was no other room. But I love the last band jazz band.

I think it was like a tribute.

Oh not like an a tribute.

Well I thought Pink was playing the Hampton r s L. But no, it was.

It was like a tribute pinkn tribute band.

There is there's some amazing Pink tribute performers around.

At the Hampton rs L on Saturday. You're telling me that there was a Pink tribute band.

Do they get the out spinning through the bistro?

She was on that electric chair to go down the stairs.

Pink, what's going on in a weird life?

It's like, speed that chair up. Let's get this show on the road so we can put the footy back on. Right across Melbourne and is Jason today lot cooler top twenty we are going to be going for which is nice and a nice little cool change?

The cool change? Wasn't everyone hanging on the cool change? I love watching the weather people on the news and they're like, and Melbourne, the cool change is coming.

Rest easy, it's coming.

You have trying to sleep Saturday?

What's how many air conditions you are gone?

We're in a rental, but we're very lucky that we got deductant you it's like growing up with someone who had gates on their driveway.

That screams rich if you got ducted air conditioning.

And I sat the family down for a serious family meeting on Sunday morning.

Oh can you imagine it's hot? We got to shut the doors. Was that what the family meeting was about?

Do not leave the doors open?

No one turned my ice machine off?

Was that the family meetings, ice machine and all weekend.

So my fiance Paul is also a Queenslander like Jason, and I just it troubles me that you Queenslander is all you do is winge about this cold Melbourne weather, and then when it's hot, all you do is winge about how hot it is and make us all sit inside in a seventeen degree air conditioning.

Was Puck's perfect temperature. It's a good point you nineteen You're always win Barmi nineteen degrees beautiful. I was out fishing on kill the wharf on Sunday morning, Monday morning yesterday, and how are beautiful? Round seven thirty?

It was great, It got it got hot royal quick.

Oh yeah, eight o'clock. I was like running for the.

Car and you don't run, no, So we had the air conditioner on all weekends, as the Queenslander that I live with demanded. But I couldn't stand and I kept opening the doors and he was not happy. I kept opening the sliding doors. I was like, let's get some warm in here, let's get some fresh air.

You know, it's hot. When I was in Sydney, but the plane landed the Quantus flight landed at Tellomarine. Yeah, tell the marine and on the PA Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Melbourne where the current temperature is thirty seven degrees and it's.

It's like when people clap when you land.

I know my favorite. I've had two pilots do this. It's a bit of gear where they're like, you don't work on my board. Direct flight to cans No, just joking. I know we're going to sit there.

That's a panic.

But what about the poor people that had weddings and had like things outdoor?

George at the coffee shop was chatting him this morning. I mean his daughter moved house on the weekend, That's what I said. I'm like, you put that off.

To a not yourself. Would you get somebody off through the night.

You can't just say they're removeless, too hot, don't come look, Joe, no, no, you can't be doing it overnight. It was still hot overnight.

We borrow the at the radio station that worked out. We borrow the black Thunders once to move house during the night, but we didn't tell anyone at the station were doing it. And then one of them was out at a pub and they saw two black thunders go past with the couch hanging at the back. They thought the cars had been stolen. It just does move a house.

I've joined a bowlo.

A bowling club, bowls club.

I've joined Richmond. I just have to check what it's called Richmond Union Bowling Club.

Yeah, where's that?

Which is on Gleadles Street in Richmond. Because I've just moved back to the hood.

There was a little crack and bowls clubs.

Do you actually play lawn bowls when you're a bowls member or are you just going to drink there?

You know how I did after I recently started playing. I've been going there for about six years.

Yah.

But you're the right age for lawn balls, so educate me.

So what is it? I mean? I believe it gets you some drink specials?

Yeah, normally drink specials. You got to have your card, you skin you can't.

Can you go if you're not a member?

Yes? Yeah, yeah, it's not like an RS. We got to sign it.

Yeah, right, okay, and so and what else do you get?

Well, they do functions there, Oh, functions, functions.

Huge birthday there.

Clint came up Christmas party there one year at Hampton Bowls.

That would have been massive.

It was huge, and then they had to wristband them because half the staff were under eighteen, so they couldn't serve malcohol. They end up trashing the outdoor tables and then girls got out on the green in this stilettos. How do you reckon that went down.

Just in this stilettos.

Yeah, that wasn't the issue the time of bowling glass. Yah, there's forty nude women on the bowling green. Yeah that's fine, but they're in still letos.

Look what they're doing on the grass, guys.

I got an invitation pop up in my inbox a couple of weeks ago, and I wasn't sure whether I wanted to attend or not. But over the weekend, I've been convinced that I am going. It is my Can you believe it? Quite rude?

I was invited twenty year school reunion twenty.

Only twenty.

Twenty thirties.

I still have nightmares about being in year eleven and twelve and doing my exams. It fills right yesterday twenty So, how did it make you feel old?

I went to mine?

Did you why?

I was just like, I didn't know anyone. I couldn't recognize anything.

That's what I'm nervous.

I'm nervous that there's going to be people there that I'm going to think I've never seen you before.

You hang out with your friends all the time from high school.

Yeah, no, I've still got a couple of really great friends from school. And so we are on a WhatsApp currently and we're like, there's there's a bunch of us going. Some are unavailable, some live overseas, some have moved away. There is a few of us going. And their group chat's been here in there. It's on Friday night.

After thirty years, I only talked to one of my school friends. That's pretty good. Thirty years and you've still got a whole little group.

You haven't done. You're not ten years older than me, are you? You look it? But oh my thirties?

No, no, no, twenty years and the group chat has consisted of everyone talking about their first, first boyfriends, first passion, school, co ed school, co ed school, and will they or wan't they be there?

Who was the first?

That's right?

I forgot third base for you as a high five.

So okay, so what sort of preparations are you going to put in this week to get yourself ready for Friday the Dentist?

Can we do the show from the high school reunion? Can we do spe No?

No, no, no, no, this is not a joke.

You do it not invited? No, no, don't don't. There'll be no no. Casanova's turning. I'd like to sneak in a side door. What do I wear?

Hang on? No, no, I want to get back to the first boyfriend.

My first boyfriend?

Was he at school?

Was Dean?

Dean?

Was he? Will he be there?

I don't know how much did they do.

They sent through the list of there's about two hundred and fifty kids in I'll.

Be like, how many words there, Charlie Larry.

Kids in my year?

But we had a big influx in year eleven and twelve of international students that just came for the two years because our school did their international baccalaureate as well. There are a lot of international students that came and then left. So I would think.

They'd made you were like one hundred that go? Or is that wishful thinking?

Are you the most famous? Sorry? Are you the most famous?

Don't say that?

No, surely I've.

Seen you on postcards every week. Life must be treating you well.

Me.

I've got nine kids living in the Burbs, loving life. Jerry my husband, he's a mechanic, So tell me about what's it like to work with spect Judd.

We did a five year union and a ten year union and I remember at the five year union the people that had kids, and I was like, Wow.

They've already got kids, They've got their lives together.

And here I am turning up to the twenties with no kids and still hanging out with you two, like Mala has gone nowhere?

Just quickly? Is it at the school? At the school, That's what mine was like as well.

So there is a half hour earlier. It starts at seven. At six point thirty, you can go and do.

A tour of the school. Is that so you get roped in to send your kids there? Do you think it's been the.

Same for us? Because I remember walking around going good to see where our money went.

So that's redundant for me. I don't have kids. It would it be weird if I did the school tour.

Look a little desperate.

What's the You walk in there? You walk in there and you basically go and socialize the people you've been chatting on WhatsApp with for the last week exactly.

Well, no, I'm absolutely going to arrive with them so we can have it like a glass of wine.

First.

Surely I'm not turning up.

You're pre loading before the rehearing.

It's like a school form eighteen.

Wonder if anybody would hook up with their first crush back out of high school and like, you know what I mean?

Why not? Sure?

I know someone that dated in high school and then they split up, went their own separate ways, when got married, had kids and they both yeah, they both separated from their partners, went to their twenty year reunion, rekindled and now they're together.

Wow, I've got a document.

What sort of document, avio?

A document from your past from your high school years?

The photo? Please? You got the school photo?

Liz has been digging up My mum has been digging up all my old school books when she's got quite nostalgic.

When I said it was on.

The teeth that were no, they were off.

It's a list.

What do you mean, ex boyfriend?

Don't it's a list. Look, I'm not going to tell you too much, but it's a list of and cons, and we're going to take you to Lauren's sex education class.

Did my mom give you straight.

From the exercise book? Courtesy of Liz.

Don't Laurence High school reunion is coming up this week. We're going to take a trip down that very short list. On the other side of this just found out. Coming up this week is Lauren's thirty year school reunion.

Canti, don't do that. That's unfair.

It's twenty year school reunion happening. If it was my thirty year g I look good, so I'll take it.

She just stormed out of the studio. I went, don't put up my old school pick. If you be able to see how much work I've.

Had done, you're good, Lauren.

Money, Well, I'm not going to talk. No.

Look I've been sent a day from her sex education workbook and looks too sure how much she's learnt through the don't don't. It's labeled sex it's a Ironically, it's a it's a group project, and it lists the pros and cons of doing the deed of write.

I write it or your book.

Let me run you through a few of the pros. Let's start with the pro Shall we write it it's your it's your writing the pros. Jason, I'm going to walk out pleasure closeness.

Well, that's nice special connection.

I'll see what about this one? You don't have to pleasure yourself.

I'll be putting that horror on the list.

And there's another one that sticks out fitness, No wonder, it's.

Zero point seven raging hormones.

Let's turn our attention to the cons.

Shall we.

Know the cons?

Well, you know things like diseases?

Oh yes, yes, see safety first.

It's one there, bad reputation.

Why have you got money on there? In charge?

Well, here's one cons getting addicted.

Who writes a list?

Did I get way way way down the list? Point ten of ten is pregnancy?

Oh my god, they're.

All very good points unless you want it for pregnant, of course, and then.

It's a pro exactly.

So, I don't understand in high school you have to.

Do this in ass and the teacher got interrupt prosing, I.

Don't remember doing that. Is it my handwriting?

It's definitely your handwriting. I mean, if you go by this rule, the cons list is higher than the pro. So technically it explains why you're not doing it these days.

Ladies and gentlemen. This is what a private school education pays for.

Because to new listeners to the show, Laurence sort of the prude in the family.

Okay, well that's unfair.

I just think I'm not as I don't talk about doing the deed as much as you like to talk about it.

Please, if it every of it comes up, we'll be like you're going to throw a leg over here. I'm going to go home. Watch MARRITI first side. If Paul touches me or.

Well, this document's actually from last week from high school.

Wow, all right, you are gearing up for your high school reunion. It's going to be happening on.

Can I get a gander at your diary?

Absolutely not. Oh that didn't make for chucking what my school diary?

And if you went to school with Lauren, maybe just drop us a line, drop me on, col get in touch.

Ye is your mum listening this morning? Sho'd just be getting home, Liz. If you're listening heading home from reps, we would love to get our hands on like the high school year book.

Did you I was quite a nice student.

I think I don't want I don't want people from Laurence in a circle. I want yea general population. If you went to school with Lauren, hit me up?

Ye get?

Are they going to hit you up by the gram?

You know what you want.

You're just trying to get girls to slide into your DM. That's all you're doing.

Using this checklist.

Right across Melbourne, this is kiss this morning. Right across Melbourne. You are listening to NEUVA one hundred. You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clints here from the newsroom as well. Anytime you're want to join us on the air, our number Lauren four Yeah, phone number thirteen twenty four ten. Should we go to the phones at any point if you get on the air, don't forget you go on the running for Nova's first class N fifty k.

Now the phone's lit up before what's happened? Andrena from Ramburn West East, Good morning.

Good morning guy.

How are we We're great?

How are you We're super?

Oh look, I'm loving the kisses. But I was definitely confused this morning. Didn't know if I was an overall kids need.

To make an apology just going into Beyonce then oh no, he's habits die hard?

Did you drop the wrong station.

Let's go to the tape right across Melbourne. This is kiss morning.

No, it's only day.

You know the funny bit. The funny bit is like we've got all these producers out there, any of the video guy Mitch run around trying to work the phones, and I got a text from my ten year old friends, my ten year old son's friend.

OJH, that's funny.

The only ones I picked up on it.

Well, Clinton, I certainly didn't at all.

Couple taking this long?

All right, let's started telling me.

Do we do a sweaterer?

Yeah, that's ten bucks.

I've done. Ten bucks is in for Friday drinks.

Well done.

Shout out if you're heading out to Tullamoren to go flying this morning. A bit of a concern if you're jumping on board a Batic air flight. You've flown these guys, haven't you.

I did, and I made it in one piece.

You love a cheap don't you?

Even in this story everyone's made it in one piece. There has been an issue in the cockpit jase.

An Airbus A three twenty one hundred and fifty three passengers on board two Indonesian pilots or were flying out of Jakarta. The plane went a half an hour off course because of a bit of a situation. Air traffic control tried to make contact air traffic control the Battic four nine three come in please, and Pettic four nine three air traffic control come in please.

Yeah, not one, but both of the pilots two from two fell asleep.

Fell asleep with the cockpit in the cockpit.

That's that's unsettling.

Surely.

The flight attendants were like, we finished meal service a while ago.

This flight seems to be going on a bit.

But it does, I mean, it does happen, doesn't it? Yeah, you get on a plane.

And no he does.

What if they had their imasks on as well? Just the guy to tell us all about this, Captain Richard da Krepney, the hero pilot from Quantus flight thirty two. Captain, good morning.

Good morning, good morning, captain.

It'd be great year if we went to you and you were a sleepy.

How does this happen? Captain?

Well, I think the first. First of all, there are all kinds of laws about fatigue management and the airlines must obey them, and that airline certainly does have the fatigue management system. So the first rule is that pilots did not turn up fatigue. You really can't use particularly if you're in your own time zone. Sometimes pilots going internationally across many many as the time zone change, if they haven't been enough times than before, it can have terrible effects on the body and make you tied. So there is actually a method for pilot's one pilot at the time to go to sleep. Yeah, one, we'd time only for twenty minutes. You don't want to go too long, otherwise you get some you'd stay down for too long in the sleep and nurse.

We're the same with an afternoon nap. We always go here. You don't want to get back out.

Seriously, the pilot said that he had one year old child at home and he was putting a lot of effort into that, so he was the teaker into work. No, that's not acceptable. I mean, you have a responsibility as a pilot to protect the lives of all your passengers and you do not make that subservient to looking after a baby. If that's the problem, you do not go to work.

No, But Captain Richard, because the planes fly on like autopilot, right, like the pilots, the pilots.

Are they doing much up there.

During the flight you speak?

Why not?

If it's half an hour they are asleep and the plane just cruised.

Yeah, it's like the radio station. It all goes on automatic, doesn't But you don't need to do anything.

I don't do a lot to be fair.

You look, there are auto pilots, and it's a bit like a cruise control. So if you leave the cruise control engaged on a highway, then it'll hold the speed until maybe you hit someone in front. But the autopilots are a bit similar to cruise controls. Now it would have held the I think it held the course constant, and so the aircraft went off the published course because they were meant to be turning. It held the constant track and so went off course. And then half an hour after the or twenty eight minutes after they'd fallen asleep and uncontact, or they woke up and they weren't too far. They had to set the dodge right and probably added next to ten minutes of fly.

That's when you miss your exit on the minit you just got to loop around. You loop around.

Oh, there's nothing like the panic when you miss the exit.

I know, captain, can I ask a let's peek behind the curtains? Here we go. When you're flying the plane, do you get first choice of the meals, because you know, have to get stuck down the back sometimes they come so round of the chicken. Yeah, you can only have this strong enough. Yeah, you get before the passenger.

You don't want everyone to eat fish in the cock.

Pit, no scene flying high.

So pilots must eat separate meals, and in fact they load separate meals because the most the most risky food to eat on an aircraft is the first class food. And the reason for that is because they have salads. They have oysters, cold seafood salads. These are things that well, certainly cold seafood is a great risk.

So you get separate meals in case, like you say, if you die of an oyster, then the copilot lends a plate.

Yeah, well they can't both get sick.

You're just not allowed to eat cold seafood in quittue. Anyway, you're not allowed to, and that should you know. Pilots curly we're aware of the risky food, so they avoid it. They don't have everyone eating the same here.

I don't want the pilots up the front sitting they're doing oyster shooters.

Well, they're meant to be flying.

I've never gotten sick from my eight dollar pringles.

Let me tell you, hey, Richard, just very quickly, given what happened in the past with QF thirty two, do you have free flights for life with Quantus?

I wish would you mind making a phone called care to the Vanessa Hudson forming you.

Should one hundred percent you should have free flights, absolutely, Captain Richard de Kretnik.

That would be That is just I think so well.

You deserve it. Hey, mate, thanks for jumping on this morning. We appreciate it.

Thanks.

I have a great day you thanks, captain.

What about that?

Hey, I don't I mean I like that the pilots eat separate foods because you don't wan them both getting food poisoning.

Hey, I don't know what we'll get you. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you fallen asleep on the job, Babee? I'll some time to time, Babe, you're on top of me, Babe, wake up at work on the job. You're squashing me. Wake up.

You should stop talking now, Jay thirteen.

Twenty four ten, have you fallen asleep at work, Yes, because I will be very interested to find out what jobs. I mean, look, it's a landscape or it's fine, you know, and it's the ride on. I was actually going.

But like, yeah, I fell asleep the day after Oaks day at work.

It's called pass out.

It's all arm chair. On the Friday morning, I was sound asleep.

Do you reckon? They wake up in the cockpit like you do on a plane, you know, when you're having a bad dream, like you're falling and you got and you hit the tray table, look around, you're just.

Like cool checking they had the head not Yeah, falls down and you lift it back up.

Amy has called through aimes, what line of work were you in?

Hi, Lauria's long as a clichday.

So glad you guys are back, Thank Amy.

So I'm a nurse and I did fall asleep. It was, in my defense, double stiff my night just eighteen hours for the best of me, and I was snoring away and quite awkward and embarrassing. But yeah, were you.

Supposed to be doing something at the time as a nurse or were you just like doing admin on?

No, No, it was just more like just a kind of down time. Oh right, And then I was at the nurse the station, kind of wast my head comfortable at desk, and yeah, accidentally nodded away and they were nice, so loveliness. They didn't wake me up. I apparently was snoring for a good about twenty minute.

Yeah, I was waiting for like morphine or anything like that. I mean, that's that's a concern. Fibrillary wake you up, clear.

Snoring if you've knotted off and you're snoring in a public place, So that's that's humiliating.

Thirteen, twenty fourteen, Where have you fallen asleep at work?

Daniel in Kills Life, Good morning, talk to us. Where were you working when you fell asleep?

You swear with me out bullah as a lifty And I had a big night on the Travis flight the night before, and I thought, yeah, I thought I'd have a quick nap at the top of a chairlift. In my job was to make sure when someone had fallen off, make sure to stop the lift and pick them up. And tis a couple of kin and fallen.

Because if they don't stop, they just kind of get pushed along or they fall back.

Down the hill out of control. Chairlifts, so the reason an't ski. There's a lot of videos online.

They're quite amusing, though, aren't they when someone can't quite get off.

Watching My Paul, the Big Queenslander the first time we took him to the snow try and get off the chairlift is one of the funniest things you'll ever see in your life.

Make it out that little mat where they've got to catch if you've got to fall off and jump off the chair snowplow down. I'm heavy, You're sure, you're right? Okay, I'm coming on.

Flee God, all right, let's go to Belgrave Jasmine. Good morning, Hello, talk to us. Where'd you fall asleep?

I work as a childcare educator. You know when the kids go to sleep, the lights go down, it goes on, everything like it's come and I've fallen asleep putting children.

Well, there a melowton. You can have a couple of as well.

Even let you get a little pillow you're lay down.

Next time you give my little pat on the butt.

And you're off.

What is it?

Melatonin? Not vangen, No, it's a hard calling that.

Was in the early nineties. That's not I don't think people you're.

Going to say your kids have analogy.

So melatonin helps helps kids sleep.

Yeah, he appearance.

Let me.

Yeap he has an analogy.

Yeah, Ergan's for if you have an analogy?

Yeah, right. Twenty four Joiners on the air. Where have you fallen asleep? Melbourne?

Belinda? Good morning? When you fall asleep?

I actually at work on the taller because I didn't want to get caught, so.

I thought, I'll go to the bathroom and yeah, you're on the toilet. If I can get half an hour.

Half an hour? What job are you working in though?

To do that?

It was a hostel, like I was a career there, but I they were always very low care, very low care.

I had my buzzer on me, but it was connected to a hospital, so the nurse, the charge nurse used to.

Do around through the night, so you never used to know when she.

Was going to come.

So I thought the only place I couldn't get caught the toilet.

It's just Cominglinda.

Did you have the lid up or down?

Yeah?

I was stalking that because if we require that's going to hurt you back. Yeah right down here. Also, was it low care because the staff were asleep like was it a high care facility that just weren't getting the high care? Hey, this is always good. Anonymous has called through thirteen twenty four to ten. What line of work were you in when you fell asleep?

It wasn't me, It was I used to work in a youth justice crisprectional facility and the security guards would fall asleep in the back of the class.

Yeah, the security and it was there ever an instant when he was perhaps required, but he was sound asleep.

No, thankfully. But I was definitely on alert for a few times and had to give a bit of a wake up call.

Yeah, yeah, sorry to wake you.

Jimmy. One of the guys has a shive. Whatuld you mind.

We've got a prison break going on.

Four have just gone over the fence. When you just if you want to brush your teeth and splash a bit of water on your face and then would you just go and get him, that'd be great.

Yeah.

I don't know if you want the security guard falling asleep.

No, absolutely not. The man from the prize who we know and love. Nick Dakos, good.

Morning, Thanks having me, guys, Good morning, good morning.

We just worked out you're pretty much half Lauren's age.

Oh, I just we were just.

Talking before about how it's my twenty year school reunion, and then I've just realized you're only twenty one.

You're one when I finished school.

Yeah, there you are.

That's making me feel very.

Hey, welcome to the new season. Nick. Unfortunately didn't get off on the on the right foot. You got done by GWS. But it was a tough old night up there in Sydney.

It was they're going to be a very good team this year, I think, so take nothing away from the Giants. I think, as I said, they'll be amazing, and we took lots of learnings from Saturday Night, which I'm sure we'll implement Friday night. How is it in the heat up there, Yeah, it's definitely very hot in muggy boys were sweating a lot and as a result the ball was very slippery, so it was tough. But I think it was a bit hotter in Melbourne, so I think we're lucky we're in Sydney.

The great Collingwood man Eddie Baguire this week said in Melbourne we've become as resilient as limp lettuce because Moonber was canceled. Do you think you should be running around and playing footy in forty degree heat.

I'm not too sure.

I love playing footy, so I'd happily do it, but there'd probably be a few boys that wouldn't be too happy.

Do you think they'll bring in an extreme heat like they do in the tennis for the footy players.

I don't think they will because our season starts in March. Usually it's not this hot.

Are you confused? I'm a bit confused, and I'm.

A sports the rehearsal round you know.

What do you think of it? I enjoyed it.

I enjoyed playing against the Giants, obviously a great team. I thought the AFL had a great initiative with Round zero and they'll probably continue to grow it over the next few years. Like other round I'm sure it will get better and better, so no doubt it'd be good.

Hey, can we talk about good mate of ours, Coxy, who we used to have on the show over at the old station. In fact, we couldn't get rid of him. He passed out on our floor after the Grand Final and neck to beer at eight a m. In the morning. We're going home and.

Him to the bloody that's right.

You did too. You dropped into Mad Mum Day and he kept going a little incident pre game. Was he just just trying to stir him up a little bit.

I actually don't know too much about it. I'ven't spoke to Coxy about it. I was unaware at the time. Obviously it's blown off in the media a little bit. But yeah, I think that's Cox. He's quite jovial and likes to have a bit of fun. And I think I think GWS handled it really well too. I think they were understanding and I think it's all clear now, which is great.

So we love Mason Cox in here, like we think he's a great Say he's a bit of a stir Is he like.

That around the club?

Yeah, he's around the club.

He's as I said, he's quite jovial, brings lots of jokes, lots of fun as you could imagine jokes, Yeah, lots of dad jokes. But he's very lighthearted, which we we love. We love his personality within the four Walls and we love it.

Yeah, fair enough. I mean I think he's just a bit misunderstood, you know, he's sort of bringing a bit of America to AFL.

Yeah, but I think it annoys a few people. So when he does something like what he did pre match, and can you just run through people for people that missed it, run through exactly what he did.

Oh god, it's so it's so technical. So am I right in saying Nick that each ruckman gets some time with the umpire umpires in the center square so they can practice their craft. So it's like three minutes, I think or something similar, and he was basically concerned or worried that it was eating into his time or there was some confusion about whose turn it was. Anyway, he's apologized very.

Much like my boys when they were fighting in the front yard, he sort of threw the ball away and the other player had to go and get it, and that's what annoyed.

What's it like sort of stumping up after winning a flag? And how good was that last year? It was amazing last year.

It's obviously everything you work towards, you do those hard running sessions in the summer, just to be there on the last day of September, and fortunately enough we were able to do that.

And yeah, we definitely celebrated hard.

We're big on having deep wins, so we celebrated all our hard work and an effort, and it was so amazing And now I think it's so exciting to have to back it up again. There's so many new challenges. Teams will get better, so we're going to have to get better and keep moving.

We had your dad on before the Grand Final last year and he was telling us that you two still live at home, and we were teasing him, saying, you two still.

Doing the washing.

She's still doing the washing, mate, I've got it good, not leaving anytime soon.

Sleeping bunk beds we do.

Josh's on the bottom of racing.

Who who let themselves go over the summer break the club?

Gee in disgrace.

I'm being totally honest. There was actually no one. I think everyone came back really good. I think everyone's very hungry. I think a few weeks after the Granny everyone got together. I started doing little group sessions for training, like unofficially weren't required to be back at training.

But yeah, same for this kid. We did the same a Christmas. Yeah, Nick Dakos is joining us. You guys taking on Sydney this for Friday?

How are you feeling very excited? We obviously had the last Saturday Night. So we've reviewed that game. Now we've put it past us, taking plenty of learnings and we're excited to implement them Friday night.

Does it take a few weeks to get into it?

I feel like the first round is never a true representation of what's actually happening.

I'm not too sure.

I know the boys are very eager first round. You've got all pre season where you're training and waiting for that game. So I'd like to think that we'd be on from the start. But maybe for us Friday Night might be first win of the season.

Hey, you're a nab ozkick coach in twenty twenty four? Where did you end up? Where did you play your junior footy?

Adding Greythorn? So I played OZ kicking Greythorn and then junior footy was Cure Overs.

So you live and breathe Collingwood. Obviously your dad, the Macedonian Marvel, played so many games of Collingwood. You're now a premiership player, But tell the guys who you grew up baracking for.

Yeah, I went for Collingwood for majority, but there was a year and a half where I went for the Blues somehow.

So how did you get that past the family.

He wasn't happy at all.

Did you do it?

Was that your rebellious yet?

I don't know, it must have.

Been, but yeah, dud was not happy. So I had to change back.

Some kids, some kids have a dart behind the shield of sheds.

He's how did how far did you go?

Like?

Did you have the jumper and the face painting?

There was no face painting, but cheer squash.

Wasn't quite in the I think that was the next step for me. And that's hard to call it.

Yeah, and why did you call it? Was at the risk of having to finally grow up and move out.

Yeah, dad kicked me out of home.

There's the headline.

You wanted to be different?

I get it.

Hey, you are the super coach now. I was kicker caught up with some oz kickers over the weekend who are friends with my son, and they had some questions for you. All right, it's number one, Hi, I am harper. My question is what does your brother need to work on in his game?

Does he's anything?

There's a bit passed me the ball a little bit more so. Maybe he's hand and foot skills.

He's a bit selfish at times.

At times he can be.

Well, you guys still live together at home. What could he work on at home?

Oh?

His room's a mess, so I think that would be the first thing that he'd probably have to tidy up.

Girlfriend's allowed to sleep over.

Doors, open door, open policy. No, they're old enough, all right.

Next question, Okay, what's the best thing you've ever gotten for free?

The best thing you've ever gotten for free? Sure, dad's still try and trade off his note.

Probably my car at the moment I'm driving around must be.

Genesis and he's kind of getting the trade ton from the game The Genesis.

They look nice, those cars people.

All right, we're on the air this morning with Nick Dakos.

Next question him, Alice, what did you get in trouble when you're a kid?

What did you get in trouble for when you're a kid? Gee?

But always thinking, dude, where do we start? Easy?

One off the bart, which coincides with foot is probably kicking the ball too many times inside. Mum used to get very angry breaking canvases and whatnot.

So that was Mum. It's actually funny you say that because when I was saying to Alis, hey, you record this question, you know, asking what's the worst thing he got in trouble for when he was a kid. He didn't understand me, and he just told me what he got in trouble for.

Him.

Alice, I've got to be between trouble with breaking the window.

You Jo still kicked the pigskin inside a little bit, and I'm still cracks at times. Yeah, she does. Our skills have gotten a little bit better, though.

His mum have a favorite child, because every mum has a favorite child, even though they don't admit it.

I don't think she does to be honus really does it? Say it might it would probably be me if she had to choose, but no, she's pretty fair.

I was always the favorite, so I got three older sisters. I remember Mum was in hospital and she didn't hang up the phone properly, and I could hear us say to the nurse, that's my.

Favorite mums and their sons. I'm telling you my brother's the favorite too.

Could get away with murder, not that I'll do it. Hey, nick Daykoss is on the air of this this morning. Mate. Good luck up against the Swans this weekend. If shake off the first week doesn't matter.

We'll see in September surely. No, I don't know about that. One week at a time. We'll take a.

Cliche, nice little short four day week. I tell what I did enjoy being in home yesday. I was sitting there watching the Oscars.

I loved it. Didn't Oppenheimer clean up?

Jimmy Kimmel. I know, haven't you neither of them?

I haven't got a day.

Well, I went for the Barbie movie open I seen.

I've seen them both, but I did. I will confess I only just recently watched Oppenheimer. It was when I was on a plane and I had four Now that's right.

That was me an avatar. Yeah, we're circling. You've got me. Yeah, play the cartoon.

I put it on at the start and I thought I'll make it by the end of the flight. I watched it in one sitting.

Didn't now very own. Margo Robbie looks spectacular. She just always looks great.

Did you see what she wanted the Vanity Fair after party? What was it was like just like a body suit, like like a gold catsuit, No, but with no pants, like a swimsuit. Not a swimsuit that was like gold. Kind of looked like it was made of me, like what.

Was getting around in one that thing?

Yeah, amazing, Margo, Robbie can do no wrong what she wants. You know who can do wrong?

I don't al Pacino.

So he had the very important job of announcing the Best Picture. And when you have that job, you get up, you introduce yourself, you make a funny speech.

You're taking on the gummies beforehand, that's for sure.

You're supposed to read the nominees, and then you and everyone gets their big moment, because even being nominated is a big deal, not if you're Oppucino.

Got to do it. Got straight to the point.

Ten wonderful films were nominated, but only one will take the award for Best Picture.

I have to go to the envelope for that and I will here it comes sounds like grandpass and Maria, I see Appenheimer.

Yes, yeah, now comes to music.

He just totally forgot to read the nominated Do you.

Think he knew where he was?

No, but my eyes see.

Oppenheimer, All those all those films that just wanted their one second clap to be recognized that they've been nominated.

Can we talk about the text that were going around yesterday between us three? Yes, I was embarrassed to blast it down on text, but then I got the support pack. So every year, if a song for a movie soundtrack is nominated, it gets performed at the Oscars. And I'm just ken. What a tune was up for the movie Barbie, which meant Ryan Gosling needed to perform live at the Oscars, and I bloody loved it. I'm just I was into it, and you guys were texting back saying you're watching as well, Rush.

Making a cameo Slash. They just needed to pat it. I think Slash was there.

Margo Robie's face was like, I can't believe you're doing this. This is awesome.

Yeah, he started behind her and she did a bit of karaoke in there. The castman, Yeah, it went off.

He's got good, like good courage doing that in front of his peers.

Absolutely, and he owned it. You should do it at the Radio Awards this year. You are a bit just ken, Yeah, you really are, just.

Clin look at the Radio Awards.

That's a good point you should do about the afterparty way up Pacino, Clint, Sorry, mate.

Clint had a few drinks before we hit the red carpet at the he was banned from talking.

You start for all of us.

You're not invited this year. I'm invited last year.

I'm got a random idea and I don't know how this will go down with Melbourne. All right, and you know what, it's a mood set of for a Tuesday. Should we play I'm Just Ken in full?

Yes, and I think we should also get Clint to rerecord it to I'm Just Clint.

Absolutely. But here's the catch. If you're sitting there screaming at the radio going no, no, don't do it, don't do it, how about we agree we will play I'm Just Ken until some grinch rings and says stop.

Don't be green good Melbourne. Melbourne's not full of grenches. Melbourne's full of one full happy people and they're gonna love this.

The number is thirteen twenty four ten. Don't use it, don't call, do not call.

No.

The minute someone rings and says get it off, we will stop.

But who could possibly hate I'm just Kim?

Is this the live version or no?

Now we're going to the official version from the movie.

From the movie, Yeah, so the clean version.

Ye pay twelve bucks on Amazon, so at least get to the chorus, Let's do it Melbourne. O, No, no, no, no, Hello Nova.

Hi the fun Police, don't make me switch.

We can't afford you like I just switched over it. I want to go down. This is also fresh for me, and I'm thinking I have to like these guys.

Oh why don't you like it? Bob?

Come on?

Oh it's flat, it's horrid. It's just.

About all the Ken's out there. It's a bit of a pump up anthem for them. Do you think Clint looks like Ken?

Quiet?

Do you think Clint Stanaway looks like Ken? Okay's she's not making you Ken? Who's normally a ten?

Oh, Barbara, right, you've killed it, absolutely killed it. I'm just kidding. You've got to kill it now. Yeah, now it's done. It's gone.

Rules and rules ironic that Barb should call Barbie?

Is that Barbie Barbie coming to Vito Ken? That sounds about right.

I thought he did a bloody great job at the Oscars. In fact, that was more.

He's another one that can do no wrong. He's just a he's a great man.

Ah, he's a good looking lad. Yeah. Gearing up for a huge week because mum has her thirty year school.

Rena, stop saying that it's twenty year.

Thirty years agoes like that.

It's unbelievable.

You two are much closer to your thirty year school union than I am. Haven't been.

Did you go to your twenty years was in COVID?

You should get a twenty What are you up to.

Where he's not going to make the thirty twenty four? The way treats is twenty four.

Did you go to your twenty years been in COVID too?

No?

No, no, no, it's a bit older than that.

Okay, all right, Yeah, I'm I'm going into it with some trepidation, some nervousness, but you know what, I'm mostly nervous about what if I don't recognize people?

Do you wear name tags? Because people change in twenty absolutely name tags?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah that we had name tags.

But even then, I reckon, there'll be names and I'll be like, we had.

Some teachers rock up it outs.

Oh yeah, I hope the teachers.

Come a bit crusty.

That'll make us look young.

I was like, God, you're pretty much dust.

No, do you reckon there'd be some teachers still teaching.

Here's the go though, Clinton, I would love to chuck an announcement out to Melbourne. If you went to school with our very own Lauren Phillips, and we're not after the inner circle of her friends.

No, the inner circle's fine. They might say.

Nice.

Maybe she rejected you in high school. Maybe she was like, no, not my type.

But now maybe you rejected her.

That's probably more likely to be honest.

I've seen the photos.

I have races, and I put some in in my hair to try and give it highlights.

Or even worse. Maybe unfortunately you were the one one of the ones she didn't say no to you. We would love to hear from you. Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. Otherwise, get in touch on socials. We did get a call from someone earlier who just wanted to warn you ahead of your high school reunion. Something went down at hers. It was caught from Brad's.

So we got a call from Chris and you didn't actually want to come on. I think he got scared in the end, but so he went to his fifteen school fifteen year school anniversary and then when they were there about an hour or two in then all these highly armed police like burst through the door and they arrested like seven people. It turns out that these high school friends were running an international drug ring and they rest them all And that would just happened to be where the bus went down.

Well, they knew they'd be.

They're all going to be in the one spot of the world.

So, have you've got any crimes? Oh, the parking the parking wardens will be waiting for Lauren sheriff.

My name's clear. My name is clear.

I wonder, though, I wonder if there is any like colleagues who are in prison, because they send you the class list and it's got like all the people, it's got everyone in our year, and it has like the people that aren't. They can't contact and they can't get onto it because I wonder where they've gone.

Well, with good behavior, they'll be at the thirty year school year.

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Jase & Lauren

Iconic duo Jase and Lauren's unique blend of lighthearted humour and unbeatable chemistry will put a 
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