🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Bad, Worst, Worstest! (Podcast Exclusive)

Published Jan 22, 2025, 4:51 AM

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Everybody, it's everybody, it's Tampa. And what's on the cutting room floor today?

I have a brilliant example of bad, worse worsteress. You know when something terrible happens and then it just compounds, compounds, compounds, like getting a hangnail. Next minute you've lost your arm.

Bad worst, bad.

Worst worsteress. So I saw this guy tell this story about himself. He's at the gym and there's a girl doing some squats pretty much in front of him, and he's not perving, but he happens to glance over.

And she's face. He's he's got the view of her bum.

That's right, she's got headphones on the view of the bum. So he's looking there and he realizes she's filming herself doing squats.

So this is the bad bit.

He thinks, I'm going to be in the back of her shot, looking like a gormous perve.

He thinks, how do I deal with that? At this gym?

What do you do?

I'll look like a pervert. So what he chose to do this is where we've gone from bad. This is kind of the next bit of it. He decides to because she's not looking to go up and somehow stop the recording, erase the video whatever it might be.

And his panic he thinks that's a.

Good idea and that sounds feasible.

Well, he goes up to the phone. This is where it gets worse. Her boyfriend looks over and sees him kind of trying to touch her phone, and her boyfriend says, are you stealing her phone so that you can look at videos of her squatting? And so he's standing there in the front of the gym and he says, he said, I'm an out of shape guy. I look like a gormous perv, which I'm not. And he said, I just want him to punch me in the face and end.

We're presuming this this guy is huge, Oh.

Yeah, I think so. You know, he's a big gym junkie.

The guy who's the boyfriend, Oh my god, bro, do you're even living girlfriend's bone for all of that? And so he's saying, I'm going to be punched in the head. There might be a court case, I don't know, but either way, my legacy will be that I'm a perth. So we're saying just end it, just end it at that moment.

So that's worse worst.

At that moment, it.

Could have been saved because the girlfriend takes her headphones off yep and says, what's going on. The boyfriend said, he was trying to steal your phone to look at photos of you squatting.

And she says, and this is where it takes a terrible trajectory.

She said to her boyfriend, babe, he's special, and so this is the worstest part of all. The boyfriend takes one look at him and says, oh, mate, I'm so sorry. He says, this isn't your phone, this.

Is her phone.

And he said he pats him on the head like a golden retriever and this is the worstest, worst, it says to the whole gym, It's all right, everyone, He's special.

Said, I'd rather a punch in their head.

Would you rather be known as the pervert or the golden retrieve?

That's a game show.

That's a terrible day at.

The gym, because you know, girls do this now. They film themselves doing these square honey trap A lot a lot of it is slide entrapment, and sometimes what girls do now is they put the phone in the back of their pocket to film people perving at them to say you were perving at me.

That's full entrapment.

How they do that?

Yeah, you know there should be a sign, like when you go film filmed, because when I'm walking along the esplanade in my home to serve, here we go, these girls go past and those scrunchy bum pair have you seen scrunch bump pants?

Is it where there's a like a seam, yeah, right through butt crack.

Yeah.

I've seen ones of those that are skin colored and from a distance, girls so like they've got no pants on.

I don't even know, and I don't like I'm fifty six on the cusp of fifty seven? You know?

Its meaning?

What?

What meaning that? To get nudity? When I was young, it was very hard. These days everyone feature no it's.

But it's an age thing.

I've noticed this that when we go around where we live at the beach with our children. My kids are now in the early twenties, they accept that a girl, You'll be having a coffee and a girl will walk past in a g string. They don't look twice. They choose not to. They just accept that that's how people dress. They would never criticize them. It's me there was its men of your age that really kind of will go oh no, I just see that.

But if young Jack or Liam look at it, looks at a young girl's dairy air the younger.

But they don't. That's the difference.

They say that, I don't think.

But they're far more I've been with them.

They're far more accepting of that style of clothing than the older guys, who go, oh god, just see that.

Who are the old war get a load of that? Young guys don't do that.

I've never been to get a load of that.

Although there was one time, many years ago, what happened my sisters twenty first birthday?

How old were you? I would have been.

Twenty four, so twenty three because my wife, Helen was pregnant with our elder son, Morgan, and she's heavily pregnant. I'm at this twenty first birthday and all of my sister's friends are there, and the.

Wet suit dress. Do you remember the wetsuit dress? Yes, it was like a miniskirt thing.

I made the mistake of weed in the shop.

That was the high end of fashion at the time.

So I thought I was standing next to my brother and this girl in the wetsuit dress, squats down to go through her bag.

And I'm elbowing my brother. Get a load of this, Get a load of this. My brother had walked away.

I'm elbowing my pregnant, my heavily pregnant wife in the stomach, Get a load of this.

And did she say, don't worry everyone.

He's simple man, good boy, he's simple cat.

Fair for the day, come back tomorrow.

So I