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It's time for our podcast. What a bloody, action packed show. Sorry for the swears, it was action packed. We learned something.
We learned about bears and hibernation and what I always thought was called a tombian. I thought a bear packed a swab of dirt and things to put up its own bottom so insects didn't go in during the hibernation. That's wrong. The bear eats a whole lot of stuff, licks its paws, licks its own fur so that from the inside its body creates a butt plug so it doesn't have to go to the toilet while it hibernates. So no, we learned things on today's show.
Here's me going down to adult World to get my own butt plug like a sucker. Like a sucker.
Have you got a tombian?
Gee? We laughed at you.
Also, Donald Trump is in the White House and one of the things he's going to put back in to the White House that Joe Biden.
Got rid of.
But I think Joe Biden's people just got any buttons in the White House way in case he blew up the world.
But it's the diet coke.
But he presses a button and someone brings him a can or a bottle of diet coke. Tribal drum is beating for are you big Richie?
Robbie Williams will be joining us in this podcast.
It is a Chalkers show.
Enjoy a miracle of recording.
We have so many requests for them to do it again.
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.
Friend making the tools of the train.
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.
Will congratulations, man, we're there any right now?
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Silk now, good radio. Sorry, but of a tongue tongue twist set idiot and Amanda, We're on there.
How are you now? Are you today?
I am super dupe, So it's going to be a hot one today. I got that vibe?
Is we said that vibe? What's the Bureau of Meteorology telling us?
Just I don't need the Bureau media, but I look.
Down here to look at this thirty five in the city, thirty nine in the west in an afternoon cool change.
Okay, thank you.
But when I came out of my house this morning, I was walking up to my motorbike.
I smelt the air. It's going to be a hot one.
We should blow your nose before those noises. It's going to be a hot one.
It's going to be a hot one.
And here we are, the day after the inauguration.
What did you think? What was your takeaway all last.
Night looking at all the memes?
Oh goodness, you know, if memes were gold, we'd all be rich, shouldn't we that?
What was your favorite meme?
Well, ah, well, obviously not even a meme. The horror of Elon Musk doing a couple of Nazi salutes, the three richest men in the world, sitting behind the family, the Trump family. There's there's a portrait of how all this is going to go for the little guy?
What about Zuckerberg.
And Jeff Bezos's fiances bra She's wearing pretty much a bra under her shirt, but the shirt the jackets open to the waist. I saw someone say I've got a bra like that, but I wear it under my clothes.
And then there was Zuckerberg, He's just a guy, you can't help that stuff.
And then there was a shot of Elon Musk in a t shirt from another day with his nipples out, and I saw memes of Zuckerburg.
What about Millennia Trump's hat? Does she set herself up for memes? Or she needed with some corks he could not trying to get in.
It just writes itself. Wow, it rights itself. It's everything that you need.
And we'll discuss this throughout the show today. Big guest on the show today Robbie william.
Robbie Williams is joining us today via zoom.
That well, Tom new boy Tom is here, gem Y right left last year and his star is on the rise here, so.
He said, yeah, is he still in here?
He's wearing a suit. I will say this though, jem Y right, looks like the same suit you've been wearing every day.
Well, you'd be wrong there, Jonesy, because I actually went and bought the same suit.
Right.
Three three versions of it I've got I've got got four versions of it.
Four versions? Where did you get those? From? Which? Haberdash Ree? Did you go to Kelly Country? Of course?
Did you work to you four more?
No?
It was eight years ago, right.
So anyway, I have you instructed Tom hello, Tom as to how to set up a zoom I'm use.
Your mic I went on, No, I don't know how. I barely knew how to do that, to be honest. Actually, Tom, you might know.
Tom. I'll give it a go.
You know, worry, it's only Robbie Williams.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
You know, missus bum nuts from down the shop. She's tomorrow, so an action packed show.
Best we Shop is saying she's coming off.
Shops action packed show today, so best we be cracking on.
Don't you think let's.
Not crack on, Brenda, Let's just keep it professional.
Is that why you're wearing the Milania Trump hat?
It's electrified around them?
I couldn't she was like as a white lady, no the funeral ladies.
I think she'd sharpened it so it could work, almost like a saw around his face.
It just writes itself. Let's start with the Magnificent seven.
Question number one post fried and scrambled, A ways to cook?
What?
Oh I wish you'd cook me some gam nation. We have for you the magnificent seven certain questions? Can you go the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a man will say, everyone's a winner again. Today we have events Cinema Gold class passes for everyone who makes it to were today see every day it's been something gold. Yesterday it was gold chops to thanks to Coco Black. The first day we had a gold pennant from crowds today Gold event Cinema asses.
I see what's happening here? Dom's in Winston Hills, Hello, Dom.
Hey, good morning journey and then to welcome back.
And you're a winner. You have those movie passes coming your way.
Yeah, thank you.
Question one movie you're going to go and say, see better Man. That's really good with Robbie Williams. You know what.
The dollers?
Oh is this with Timothy Chalomay?
Yeah?
And you know the movie is supposed to be very good? Is it's got Ray Fines in it. My brother saw it the other day, the one about electing a new Pope. It's had everyone who's seen it loved it.
About Pope ones.
It's not how many pope movies have you seen?
That's a few.
No, tell me which one of you?
The Pope's Exorcist or whatever that is?
How manyears ago was the Exorcist?
No, the Pope's Exorcist. It's got rusty you know I watch it for Rusty. I'm just in it for him. I'm just saying, you know, I like you know, you're.
Like things that have sequels. That's your kind of movie.
I love seq.
Question number one poached, fried and scrambled? Are ways to cook?
What?
Dom? Dommy?
There?
Where's dom Gone gone?
Gotty's movie ticket? And the rag dom?
You have to answer a question?
Let's get Joanne of Liverpool. Hello, Joanne Born Jones, Morning, Amanda.
Allow, you're off to the cinema. Maybe see something that doesn't have a number behind it to shock Jones?
Will you go and see Better Man? I will for sure, because Robbie Williams is on the show and he'd like to.
Know that Joanne from Liverpool is going to see his film. Question was zach post fried and scrambled? Always to cook? What egg eggs?
Which Ossie actress played Barbie in the film Barbie.
Bargo Robbie, that's it, which brings us to question number three, what's on the box? I'll turn the box on, Joanne? Which TV show has this theme?
Now?
This is a story, y'all about it.
I've got Cliptons upside down and I'd like to take a manager.
Sid then yeah, I don't know, Sorry, Giant.
That's question number three podcast.
We're into the magnificence and we're a question number three. Yeah, and everyone gets a movie.
It gets a Vincinema Gold Class classes.
You can see whatever movie you like, see whatever you like.
Danny's in Forestville. Hello Danny, Good morning, Amanda, and how are you this morning? We were Question three is what's on the box? The box on what TV show? Danny has this theme?
Now, this is a story, y'all about how I've got web thurns upside down and I'd like to take.
A manager said right there, do you know?
Do you know that one.
The first first prince of Billet came the prince.
Of a town called Belair.
What was the first ever item sold on eBay?
Danny was a a broken laser pointer, be a vintage comic book, or see a used toaster?
The first ever item sold on eBay.
I'll probably guess the comic book.
The comic book, Danny.
But Chris of Blackdown going to have a crack.
Hello Chris, good morning.
I was welcome back.
Thank you. So we've taken vintage comic book off the list. The first ever item sold on eBay, a broken laser pointer.
Or a used toaster, broken labor it was.
I'll tell you the story. Canadian Mark Fraser was building his own laser pointer, purchased the broken one in nineteen ninety five from eBay's founder so he could pull it apart and figure out how it works.
That's exactly what Peter Dutton's doing with a nuclear reactor. Buy a busted one and.
See how work. Let's just pull it apart and the out work. Are they selling nuclear reactors on eBay?
They sell anything on eBay? Anything which is the only fruit to have its seeds on the outside. Chris, you want a clue, Chris, Yes, you might have it with cream at w What do you give him the answer?
Passion fruit.
If passion fruit seeds are on the outside, that would be awkward to eat. Who is passion fruit and cream at Wimbledon?
Ellen? In Borkam Hill, you can lead a horse to water.
Hello, good morning, good morning. What's the only fruit that's got its seeds on the outside. That would be a strawberry? Strawberry, that's what you have with cream at Wimbledon.
True or false? Ellen, Australia is wider than the moon.
False?
Joe's on the center.
If you're listening, Joe, you'll know the answer to this. Australia is wider than the mood. True or false?
Definitely true?
Yes, you know he'll be confounded by this. This girl from Love Island.
I get that thing's giant. How many times bigger is it than Earth? The moon?
Yeah?
No, no, bigger? Yeah it is.
I thought it was bigger than Earth's. It's not even as wide as Australia.
She's Soper. The movie better Man is about which UK pop star? This is for the whole thing, Joe, I don't.
Showed it.
I have.
It's not listening to this bit. You know, better Man. That's the name of one of the signs.
He can be a little needy. We don't want it to upset him. No, Kathleen's in camps.
Okay, Kathleen, bring it home. Who's the movie better Man about?
Ron?
Yeah?
And you got a movie pass, and not just that, you've got the jam pack. Two hundred and fifty dollars to spend at Rock Salt Restaurant. A modern dieting experience in signature cocktails right in the Shire. A high t Sydney cruise for twos discover the world's most beautiful harbor on board Captain called Cruises, and I got to tell you right now looking at at Kathleen, it looks fantastic and Joji nomadic character chow is fit to come in and some started the pencils.
Anything you'd like to add to.
This, Kathleen, Yes, thank you so much, been so looking forward to it.
And welcome back to Kathleen.
Thank you very well, said Kathleen.
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Goes to Amanda great Jobo two joyed coming through the jermanak our big book of musical facts. Well, this is a red letter day, friend on this day. In nineteen eighty seven, In Excess released their.
Hit need You Tonight from the Kick album. How good was that song?
Excellent? I loved that album, one of those.
Songs I was on the cusp of getting into radio.
As soon as I heard it, I thought this, and I wasn't really a big In Excess fan at the time, but I thought, this is a ball tearing song.
So you're decided to whether to stay working in the sewers or join the world of radios. And this song changed everything.
I was cement rendering in the sewers in Bondai, and I went, you know what, if you'd heard I flew down my trowl, if you'd.
Heard shut up your face, you might still be working in the sewers.
The song is ever green though when you look at it, and not evergreen that d I'd be happy that it's been covered by by many. Call him and I covered it? Stop it? What are you jealous?
So I'd like to see it?
And she says, girls, that's that's sexy money right. Also, I prefer.
That great version I've got. Let it's a great version I've left.
You know.
You want to Marca very good.
And then there's some dude called Professor Green.
She's get bus, she's to forget, so you're first.
That was about.
Professor Professor Green appears, I'm ready to she does.
Thanks for bringing the cold spoon, bro. Nothing beats the og.
I sort of thing yesterday that you know you are you still a phone scroller? I try not to, I try not to be, but now I'm back at work, I do I show I put this on my Instagram yesterday, but someone saying, you got me trying to find it now?
And you love this?
Someone says to optimize a good night's sleep before bed, take a hot bath, get blackout curtains, watch two hundred four second videos inches from your face, and practice deep. And it's pretty much what I've been doing now that I'm back at work.
I've got a thing.
As soon as I put my fit you know, they got the fitbid thing and it's got the start sleep session sleep now. So I put that on and literally that's my thing. Once that's on, I'm not looking through my phone.
Yeah yeah, yeah. But having said that, I find interesting things Like this woman.
Guys, I feel so unbelievably dumb, but I just found out on TikTok that when animals go into hibernation they I actually sleep the whole time.
I kid you not.
I thought that this was a thing because of Over the Hedge. Like I blame over the Hedge because remember how that beer was like really grumpy when you got woken up. I thought all animals just go to sleep for the whole time, for the whole Like I thought they just ate a heap and they fell asleep.
You know, I speak Kiwi by the way, that's Bear from Over the Hedge.
Yeah, she says, how dumb am I? I didn't know. I thought bears slept through their entire hibernation. Yeah, because all the cartoons show you that that they just go to sleep and whatever you do don't wake them up. Did you think that too, Yes, well they don't. Apparently animals don't sleep the whole time when they hibernate. Hibernation is a state of torpor, which is a period of reduced activity that allows the animals to survive in extreme temperatures. So they wake up periodically to eat, to drink, and to use the bathroom. Imagine animals use the bathroom. What are you from ism?
Hey, but what about the tombia?
This is I know, and I've been googling the because I've been obsessed for many years that when when the bears hibernate, this is what I had thought. They create a tombian, which is a combination of sticks and dirt that they put up their bottom so that insects and things don't go in.
Is it a paste?
They make a paste out of it, Master Chef from the Mystery Box, Mad Preston, It's disgustingly good.
That is a serious question.
It's not true. I had to We'll tell you what it is. Bears don't pop pup it up there like a plug, because that's how I imagined that you knew hibernation was open, was over you. He like Champagne, calls game, big, big bang all round the place. What happens is it's a thing called a tappan, not a tombian, and they their bodies produce it from the inside. So during hibernation, bears develop a fecal plug. Love that band in their anus. I'm enjoying every word. That prevents them from doing poos pretty much when they're asleep. The plug is made up of feces, intestinal cells, hair, and bedding material. Speaking of masterschef, and this is how it forms. Bears continue to produce feces during hibernation, but they don't defecate. Bears lick and swallow hair from their fur that passes through their intestines unchanged, and they ingest their bedding material. You're eating a giant mattress before winter, like leaves and grass and bark. When they rearranged their den, they eat that stuff and even their foot pads. They're calous soles of their feet. In midwinter, they lick and ingest pieces of the pads that forms this stuff inside their body that plugs up their bottom, a fecal plug in the that allows them to not have to defecate in the periods where they're sleeping, but they wake up occasionally to do it. And then I guess have to make another one. I've got to eat the mattress again. The things we learn, well, you.
Know, and I just I just had this realization. The only how I thought that hibernation happened is because of you. I've animal hibernation.
I have learnt from the font of you all these years. You're you're the one that told me about Tom Beyan.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It still is a fecal plug. You would have enjoyed the story anyway, But they don't put it in. It is formed from the inside, and they have periods of being awake and watching TV. In winter they get cozy.
I like it.
Only the Big Day Out was still on, we could go and watch fecal plug.
Those corks.
Well, thanks Internet for ruining my dream.
Now we've got more information.
Let's get on down to the Jonesy the Maount of Arms for the pub test today. Telling your adult child to get off their phone as it passed the pub.
We having a conversation the other day and you said that you'd watched your son interact with somebody. Actually, won't you tell the story.
I was at a we're going to a family wedding and my youngest son was talking to a guy that he didn't know it on and how old he dominic kid is twenty two on the custom of twenty three. And I was just watching him talking to this guy, and the guy was making the efforts, and Don was just scrolling around his phone. I'm gonna maker, and you know, I'm using a Jedi mind trick. Get off your phone, Get off your phone, talk.
To this guy.
But the guy was really good, kept pushing him, kept pushing him, and then there was this moment I almost wept. Tom put his phone in his pocket and was engaged with this guy, chatting away, and I went, great, that is great, and I could walk away.
And what I was intrigued about was you said that you used a Jedi mind trick. You didn't say to him, I wouldn't say it was as you said to me yesterday. He's an adult. When we had this conversation when I was overseas with Jack, because Jack's very abulliant. He'll chat to anybody, but he's always sort of scroll quick, just looking through his phone, not even just looking down, flicking, looking up, looking down. But the cricket was on. So he was walking through the streets of Tokyo with his phone watching the cricket, and I said, can you put your phone down? And he said, this is connecting me. And he's the same, he's twenty two this year. He said, this is connecting me to a whole community, to all the country who's watching this incredible test match. He said, I've got friends all over the place who are all watching this. This is a cultural moment. And I kind of got that. But otherwise there are times I say, please get off your phone, Please get off your phone.
It's a mom thing.
I guess, well, I don't know. I saw this a thing on Reddit where a woman said her daughter's thirty two, and she said her phone is constant. Presence of her phone irritates me. But I'm not going to ask a thirty two year old to turn off a phone during dinner in her own home. It's interesting, isn't it. If you're at a restaurant, whatever you can, your kids are kids, but when they're adults, would you tell them to.
And there's a road of discussion with this. So I was reading about phone.
You know when sometimes you go out for a lunch or something and you put your phone on the table, but you turn it face down.
People say not that even that is not the right thing.
You should your phone should not be anywhere in sight, and if you're out at lunch or something, you put it on silent. And I've been working on this a bit lately. I just put my phone on silent. I have no notifications on my phone, so if anyone needs me, they can ring.
If you're new kid, he arrives, you'll be the last tonight from Amazon, from the restaurant.
I don't know. I just but it's hard to go and tell other like you're grown adult.
Children because on one hand, there are always your children. We're on the cusp of having to let them be adults. Yeah, which side.
I'm hoping they'll work it out themselves.
Telling your adult child to get off their phone is that past the pub test.
We'd love to hear from you, Jam. We're going to man, stupid man. Third day back, everything seems to be peachy pie and.
Every caller that makes it to Weir today to inenthuse you about our new gold status. I guess today you're going to get Event Cinema Gold class passes and see.
A moofie, go and see Better Man. I really like that.
And when I went and saw that movie, I didn't know that it's Robbi Williams movie. Yeah, I didn't know that Robbie was going to be a monkey in it.
So I was sitting there when he's not a monkey in it.
A monkey plays Robbie. I think that's a difference. He's not dressed up like Lancelot leak In or Wally Walper.
Do they still put monkeys in heads?
Don't?
Do you know why?
Because I think animal rights organizations put a stop to us.
And he used to love that.
Remember the era of if you have a monkey sitting on a toilet in your toilet or a skeleton, the skeleton's complaining the.
Posters people have on walls. Did you have the girl who was playing tennis? Who you lift a scription of any undies? Billy Jean King never looks so good.
I was a channel.
I was a Channel nine the other day and I said to one of the embryos that worked there.
You know, we're just talking about the Tony Jones discrace.
Now a Tony Jones says, it's storm in a teacup And I said, what did Tony walk out there with the tennis skirt on and no Undy's on?
And she had the blankest look on her face about that. Like the poster I have mentioned the steam engine, I said, what are you two?
So?
Anyway, every girl that.
Makes it to her it gets movie passes to see Robbie Williams dress up as an aide, which isn't true. He doesn't dress up.
So a good movie it really is.
And Robbie Williams is a fabulous guy. I can't wait to talk to it.
The pub test is coming up next telling your adult child to get off their phone.
Does it passed the pub test?
Him?
No?
Podcast? Where God, I wanted to get on right now?
Crazy your windows.
Stick your head on a jell down at the Jonesy Demand of arms today.
Well, you were mentioning that your twenty two year old soon to be twenty three year old son was out and you watched him interact with someone who was having a conversation with him. And he's scrolling through his phone and you kept willing him to get it get off your phone, mate, which I thought was interesting because you didn't tell him to get off his phone, because you said he's an adult. I will tell my kids to get off the phone, though. Jack will say I'm watching the cricket or something. It's not just always scrowling looking where their friends are at and stuff.
And you know what I find sad I go past the building site, any of those places, and the young trades are.
Just you know, smoke out. They're all sitting there on their phone.
In the old days, you know, when I used to work for a living on building sites and stuff, that was the time. That's when I learned to do this. You know, you engage the guys and you get them laughing, you do the stories and stuff.
Someone saying that university campuses are that now. University campuses used to be a place where everyone would talk and laugh, and I know COVID's changed a bit of that, but everyone's just sitting solitary on their phone.
But then, having said that, sometimes you see them show each other the phone.
So here's something I found. Well, this is the new world?
Are we old coots in thinking that they should all get off the phones. And they are adults, when do we let them make their own decisions about this? The tribal drum is beating four. Telling your adult child to get off the phone. No, sorry, the pub test telling your adult child to get off the phone. Does this past the pub test?
I think if they're an adult living in your home, they should obeyed by your rules.
That's your small stockett. I believe in telling children or adults to get off their phone.
I have a rule in my house where at dinner time there's no phones at the table. Absolutely tell my son putting phone away, and there's nothing soon to take that in my son.
It's just through as a child.
My mom used to have a go at me, but now I actually catch her out looking through her phone, so it's sort of swung in a full circle there.
It definitely does pass the pubcast used to.
Always say, my son, whenber at the gym table, get off your phone.
Time down, You don't need it at the table. Well, it depends if he plays a lazy eight year old as an adult, but he's still got gawge.
To do, you've got every right to tell him get up the phone.
And get the work.
Okay, got to the old cooks, go and fight the turk mate.
A lot of people are questioning ill On Musk's elevation. Almost a first lady. He calls himself like first buddy, but it's U and a lot of people are going to say he's going to be vice president, which is annoyed Donald Trump, which is why they keep saying it. So the inauguration yesterday, though, there was Elon Musk and some speculation that he's on the spectrum.
Perhaps is the speculation. I'm pretty much thinking he's on the spectrum.
And he looked like he was chewing his own face at some point, and people were going on this, what's going on? So he came out and delivered an impassioned speech, and I think at the we all know what happened. At the end of the speech, he's the how it all ended, and I just want to.
Say thank you for making it happen.
Thank you. The noise you're hearing is him watching himself on the chest and doing a Nazi salute and then turning around and doing it again, hugely intentional. It was are you're going to be an apologist for him? Because let's not be Gaslin. It wasn't it is, And when you look at it through history, and even if he was trying to do something else, he should be in that position. World's richest is the world's richest man. You should be smart enough to know what that looked like. Yeah, probably, that's what's scary.
And that particularly he knows social media only too well, so he knows that memes are going to be coming out there.
Well, there's been some speculation that it was a Roman salute.
Well that's what they did, you know, I've seen Life of Brian and that's what they do.
But the Roman salute then was adopted by the fascist leader Mussolini, and then the Nazis copied that.
So it's a catchy salute. When you look at it, you know, it is quite catchy. But I saw books to be or not to be.
Babies are born today knowing that that salute is like a funnel web.
I don't know for you who would?
Who would? So there we are, the richest man in the world doing that behind the presidential crest at an inauguration.
It's quite extraordinary. It is a bit shouldn't have be done like a shaka. Hey, you should have just done a shaka. Yeah, everyone, maybe you should have done that.
Well, let's get to Mullenia's hat. Millennius Millennia.
As soon as I saw that hat, I said, is this is she just the queen of meme?
The memes were great, comparing her to Jim Carrey in the mask, comparing her to a white Ladies funeral, comparing her to you know, those spies with a big, long white piece.
And then Donald try and try to do the kiss.
I know she knew exactly what she was doing. She sat through the whole thing, you couldn't see her face, and then he's trying to get in for a big sloppy We couldn't quite she might at all have had a sombrero on. And then he actually made light of it when she went outside. He thought she was going to get blown away.
And then we went out to the helicopter just rot of this and said goodbye, and he said custom and the windows blowing like crazy, and with the hat that she is wearing, she almost blew away.
We almost lost off her hand elevated.
She had she have a face of hate when he was there's so much that's face?
What about?
What about? So they have actually so Elon Musk, Wild's richest man, the other big the biggest billionaires in the world all sitting in one row. This is going to be a regime for the billionaires. So you have Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and between the two of them is Jeff Bezos's new fiance who was an ex television presenter. She was wearing and some people have said it wasn't appropriate attire, pretty much a lacey like a Victoria's Secret, massively expensive, I'm sure bra with a jacket that showed the entire bra, and there was a shot of Mark Zuckerberg just looking right down there.
It's hard to do. Hard to what as a man when a woman wears a top like that.
It's very hard at an event like that where you're going to be photographed, That's what's so hard. I saw someone say, hey, I've got a bra like that. I choose to wear mine under my clothes. And then there was another shot. I saw another meme of Elon Musk in a T shirt with his sort of man boots and they superimposed Zuckerberg perving at him.
You have to laugh where you cry.
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, have we.
Got to lay on in case a man to sweat.
Well, we've been talking a lot this morning about Donald Trump back in the White House, and one of the first things he wanted to do a platform always exisitive orders and troops on the borders and blah blah blah, is he wanted the diet coke button reinstalled in the White House, where that's a thing he presses a button and someone comes in and brings a diet coke. It's a great add for diet coke. I obviously maybe go sugar free.
So when that happens, is it one specific dude that just brings in the diet.
Coke, Well, I think they'd probably it's not one person's job to be missed diet coke. I think he probably has a page or you know, a person whose job is to make sure he's got it, sharpens his little pencils, does all that they need to do. But he's got that button on the desk. And that was what Donald Trump wanted, and he had it in his I think he had it in his first administration. And that's the first thing he said, I want in the White House. I want to press a button and have someone bring me in some Coca Cola's like a richie life.
It's like richie reach.
It's like he's a little kid who wrote a list saying, when I'm president, I'm going to press a button and someone's going to bring me in.
It not the wrong button. All I wanted was a coke.
And now Russia's gone.
Have you had different colors?
Actually, Greenland's gone. What a surprise when you were a kid.
And we have so much stuff these days, But when I was a kid, if you had a backyard swimming pool, they were richies.
Riches.
Well, I knew someone who had a two story house. I thought that was the richest thing you could possibly have.
Didn't you have a two story house, did you?
We got an extensione we had an extension out the back with the second toilet changed our lives. As you can imagine, the kids these days, they don't know what it's like to have to have four people in a family, or more than just one toilet.
And there was always the dodgy laundry.
Oh well no, we didn't even have that. You know what our atension gave us. The laundry duney I remember.
I made of mine. His dad was an sp bookie. So he had a bit of cash.
But then I don't know what happened to him now because like something happened and then all of a sudden he didn't have any cash.
Take a toilet away.
But in his mum and dad's bedroom.
Do you remember the cartoon Leonardo lyon King of Bongo Congo, there was a TV on the roof. I'm not on the roof, on the ceiling hanging down right, oh yeh yeah yeah, And but it was a fault.
Do you think that was the most glamorous thing I've ever seen in your life.
I just couldn't believe it. Yes I could. And they had a sauna.
Well, our neighbors used to once a week get a soft drink delivery the Kirks Kirks. The Kirk's truck would arrive and a crate of soft drinks.
You get the Shelleys delivery around my wife Shelley soft drinks?
Did you get them?
No?
If you had a full set of doolance?
What a big richie? Maybe something the tribal dump could be.
What are be going to call it?
Wow, you're big richie.
What did when you were a kid? What did you think was Big Richie.
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So Donald Trump one of the first things on all those executive orders that he's.
Put in, Yes, sacked on thousand people day one and he's but even before that, he made some changes to the Oval Office, not the ones that Clinton made, which changed the shape of a desk.
Well, you know what, because that desk at the front, it's got the and that was because which was the one that was in the wheelchair there was a president or Roosevelt. Roosevelt was in a wheelchair and they put that in front so people wouldn't see his legs.
But that Clinton years later, I said, thank you for that cover.
Someone else's legs. But you know, we've seen JF. K. Junior, you know, sitting at his father's feet at the White House. This is an amazing, amazingly historical and incredible office and Trump. President Trump has reinstalled a certain button that he can press and coca cola is delivered to him. When you're a kid, wouldn't you think that was the dream?
Well, I could do that here. I could say that, Jim Y, Hey, Ryan, give me a diet cake. I don't answer to you anymore.
Tom's yeah, you need a better button.
What I mean is like, is it mechanical?
Like I'd be more impressed if it came out of a fountain, like he pressed a button and a diet coke fountain happened.
No, he doesn't want to have to do that. He wants staff to bring himself to bring in the diet cake. Yeah, that's not to bring in the diet coke button. He's got the button on.
His way to put the button back. Yeah, put the button back, and Joe Biden. They took the button away from Joe because I think he's gottery age.
He might have, but you don't get a different kind of visit. But the tribal drum is beating for this. Oh you're being richie.
Can I go swimming on the scene?
That part, because when you're a kid, to have some to with the idea of being really rich, pressed the button and the coke would arrivee you know, what is it do with pencils? And that's richie.
Two story house, richy TV hanging from the ceiling. What a rich Blinda's joined us.
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Oh, thank you very much.
Who is the richie?
Oh? Look all my friends, anyone who had encyclopedias, rich World Book or Encyclopedia Britannica.
It was just envy.
Yeah, we didn't have the.
We went next door to the same house where they got the soft drinks delivered, and they had the encyclopedias. I had to do my homework by borrowing theirs.
You'd go and you do your homework. Are your assignments at someone else's house? You have encyclopedias? And then one day, yes, yeah, one day we got a free one, so I could do anything with a's anything you.
Did. Your teachers say, I'm not on the.
It's brilliant.
Brent's joined us.
Hello Brent, Yeah, Hello, how are you good?
Everybody who was richie?
Who was the big richie?
Oh?
What happened?
Was my dad in New Zealand, we had diverse color TV in New Zealand. What happened was it used to put cellophane and you could have any color you wanted, but the only.
Bottom was it was one color? Is a homemade color TV?
Yeah, exactly.
You're disappointed me. I thought you actually had the first color TV.
Color cellophane?
Was it?
It was either yellow or blue or any green?
Unfortunate it was one color and we thought that was color TV about four year or so.
We didn't you had that three year or so.
Yeah, because we didn't know what color TV was.
It was better than black and white.
Sure what color was bread?
It was like a green or blue.
You didn't dodging the question what one specific color was it? That?
That's what he's saying. It was a blue?
No, I mean it was it was it either green or blue?
There's it was either one. Could you could change the cellophane what either you wanted? For that week or so?
You just and how did you attach it?
That friend and we just stood on top of the TV and you put a flower potter or something like that to get rid of and I was quite amazing.
You do it after a while.
Okay, so you were aware of this though. It wasn't like you believed it was color TV.
You were all no, no, no, no, no, Well you talk it as like dad dot.
Oh.
Well I got the first colored DV.
So he put it on them.
We all watched it.
I got on the home stage.
Everybody was one color.
That's brilliant.
You know what, Maybe we should put cell a phane on everything. The tribal dramas beating are your big richie.
Donald Trump mate parts. He can swim in the seat pond. New president can do what he likes. But what he has done is install a button in the oval office so that someone can bring him Coca cola when he feels like what.
About when I fridges with a water dispenser?
The rich man fridge a rich man's fridge.
Everyone's got one of those. Now I've got one of those?
Have you?
Oh yeah, Big Richie.
Die has joined us.
Hello Die, Hi, guys, how are you very well? Who was the big richie?
Look? This is funny.
This was when I was in primary school.
We had a friend whose parents installed in.
Above ground pool and everyone thought they were so rich.
But we all had to take it in turn to have a day of the week we were allowed to go and swim in their pool.
They had a roster.
If it was your day, you were winning.
And when we were kids, no one had a pool. And there'll be kids just walking the street with a tower. Hello, missus, Jeff's mum. We've just come to see Jeff. You'd never met before, but you've got a tower with you.
At the above ground pool, we had one of those two and the Captain the hair living the dream, David, who was the big richie.
People who had power windows in their car, oh yeah, and then after that it was people.
Who had microwave ovens.
Yeah, and then after that people who had VCRs, the video recorder.
It's you know, this stuff, this stuff, this is kids, and I appreciate that this was the start.
I remember ringing my uncle who had a video to record something, to record a Kiss special on the Telly because I couldn't watch it, no, because you didn't have one. And then I had to wait six because he lived in Victoria. I had to wait six months to go to Victoria to.
Go and watch it, try and tell the kids out. He had to borrow a VCR from the shop and then rewind it.
Thanks David, Alexis is with us.
Hello Alexis, who is the richie?
Hey?
Here you going?
Yeah, my best mate growing up, his mom had a waterbed.
And I just thought that was a flashy thing I'd ever seen until I slept on it one night and it was terrible.
So your mate's mom he slept in the water bed.
Yeah, not with the mother.
I'm just saying, where did the mother sleep?
No?
No, no, like, we just were watching like a movie one night and do you like let us play in there? And I thought this was going to be amazing.
It was terrible.
And if other beds were so great, why don't you see a single one?
Now?
Is the biggest rich people in the world do not own water beds? No one does.
Thank you, may Day, you've upset the waterbed people. Amanda.
Let's Ritteline Dion Army.
Now this Captain Snooze had to wear a wetsuit.
Thank you.
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Oh wow, go and see. Robbie Williams is better man. It's so good.
Oh love Robbie Williams.
He's coming up surely. In fact, Stine, he's waiting for you to get through. Oh to win.
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I know this.
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Sweeden?
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That's the one when you watch cover.
When you watch the tennis, the score for zero is love.
That's of course, no pet names.
Ye says you had a crack and you gave us a laugh.
Thank you for Robbie.
Williams doesn't have a discipline.
Robbie Williams is on our show very so we're just doing the zoom link right now.
But Sorryes movie.
Better Man quite incredible, isn't it.
I just I love the movie Weepy. I was weeping for the next two hours.
Your house is lying.
Or you can't learn it. You're either born with it, you're a nobody.
You got in You're in that pass.
After Do I look like a pop star?
To you.
I will want change your hair on your head. You want to prove that I can make it on my own crust who.
Angels?
But it hasn't got some bangers in it. It's just got all the stuff you love and Robin, I can.
Be a better man.
It's just good, isn't it about?
This is my favorite song in all history of the universe.
Impossible to sing a carriation.
I've many love.
We're all rad are Yeah, it's so good.
He's Robbie. We're lining up the zoom. He's going to be joining us any second.
Now podcast and Robbie Williams has joined us right now in the flesh.
How are you mate?
I'm really really good. Jonesy, lovely to see you. I was just admiring your chin and it is you could you could trim ear hair with that? With that just it's it's cut glass. How that is?
That?
Just DNA? I think his mother's got it.
It's so it's so impressive. Now listen, I'm thinking of having a facelift, and I want to see one guy in Los Angeles three hundred and fifty grand for a facelift. I'm from Stoke. That's not happening. But do you I mean you don't need one, but does it ever cross your mind to do any work on that beautiful face?
Well, after you've said all this, Robbie.
And I'm a bit of a tied as I'm not going to spend any money a lot about the bags under my eyes.
You might just go to office works and get a bulldog clip for the back of the head. That might do the trick. Robbie.
It's lovely to see you both.
I'll love you to see you, and I just want to thank you for the music you've given us. A couple of weeks ago, I was in Tokyo with my sons, whore in their twenties. They don't live at home anymore. We're in a karaoke bar, the only Wessner is there and we sang Angels. I feel like crying. We hugged each other and my oldest son said, I love you, mum, and you were the backdrop to one of those bubbles of bliss of my life. You must hear this a lot from people saying what that your songs mean to them?
Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't hear it enough to be honest with you, But when I do. It means the world to me because you sit there and you write the eat songs and you hope that they have a destiny and you hope that they reach a destination, and when you hear those stories, it's life affirming to me. Let me ask you this, when did the boys leave home?
Well they're only twenty two and twenty four this year, but they're studying in various places and living on campuses and now in shared flats, so it's only been in recent years that they've left time and it's been quite a difficult process. I think for many mums to let them go and to have that moment was just so special. I think it was the lyrics through it all, she offers me protection. I think that's what touched my eldest son, and I felt validated for all, for all the love I've given.
I felt, Wow, that's incredible. Did you never think too? Because I have half a mind on just making my kids financially beholden to me so they never leave me.
When I came on a holiday and runny to Tokyo, I paid them to be Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm just you know, my oldest is twelve, my youngest is four. We've got a ways to go, but I'm constantly told how quickly it goes, and I just never I never want to be without them. I never want that. I never want that silence in my house ever. Again.
It's hard, isn't it. But the sign of a good parent, I think, Well, we say the words is to raise kids that can go, and our job is to let them do it. But when you get there, g it's hard. But you do have some time to go yet, Yeah, you got.
Every answer to me just pushed back against what you've just said. And I know I know that it's it's what you have to do and what will happen.
But every answer to me just went, so your kids your patty in their hands. I want a trial by dead. Oh yeah, mate, you can have whatever color you want you by. And when I saw the movie Better Man, I saw it before everyone else. I wanted to one of those media screenings, and it was one of those things. I didn't know that you were going to be a monkey in it. And then I was watching. You came on the screen at the start with the director and you said and it was sort of like a throw. And by the way, Robbie is going to be a monkey, and then when it first came on, I went, actually, he's a monkey.
And from this go to why of that movie? I just I have such love for you.
There was a part at the end where I just wanted to give you a big hard I just said, man, what a life you've lived, But so many lessons learnt from it.
I think that it does this trick. And the trick is, I mean, we didn't know this, but you know you care more for cute things, you care more for animals, which is why we all exist and still exist, because when babies arrive, something happens eternally internally inside us. Where we go, we must look after this and make sure that this survives. And I think that's the geological trick that the film plays is because I'm an asshole in most of it. But even when I'm an asshole, you still have compassion and empathy for where where I'm coming from and who I am and the reasons why I'm being that a hole. Can I say that in the morning, Sorry, I've done it, but yeah, sorry, but I don't know. Man, You know, yeah, it weirdly works better than if a human was playing a human and I have the monkey to thank for that?
Was there also an element of that you didn't relief that you didn't have to do it Because we've done some ads for our radio show Little Puppets played us. I think, how great, I don't have to actually turn up and do it. Was there an element of that it was you, but you didn't have to be filmed every day?
Well, I was going to play, but then it was in COVID and I would have had to have been away from the family for three months, and during COVID when the world was absolutely in crisis, there's no way I could be the other side of the world and allow my four beautiful children and my wife to fend for themselves. So John O'Davis stepped up and played me incredibly well, and he's just brilliant and a wonderful person. But I guess, so, I guess the short answer is, yeah, I'm glad I didn't have to play me, and yeah it turned out perfectly.
And how do you reconcile yourself now when you're performing?
Do you still look at in the crowd for that angry version of you saying you're no good?
Do you?
How do you beat that?
Well, I'll tell you they used to drive the car. They don't drive the car anymore. They're in the car with me, but I drive it. I had this out of body experience New Year's Eve when I was on ABC doing thirty five minutes on the television.
I was ill.
I was jet lagged. I'm sensitive and insane when I'm not jet lagged and not ill. So you can imagine getting on stage and having to hold it together while the inside of your brain is just going, I just want to cry.
Ah.
And then I was like, oh, I feel crazy. Okay, I will lean into the crazy and do more crazy. And then all of a sudden, I'm now thinking, oh, but my left nostril is streaming with the cold. And then I was thinking, everybody on X, everybody on Twitter is going to say Robbie Williams is insane because he's on cocaine, and look at him. The embarrassment. And then I started to while I'm singing rock DJ making up all of these titles for newspaper articles, boggle eyed, Robbie Williams makes fan worried for him, makes fans worried for his safety. So the monkeys, the disproving ones in the audience have now taken on different shapes. But I will say that while also all of that is happening in my brain, there's another side of me that is also having an incredible time and really enjoying it. So I don't know, there's there's a lot of knees to contend with.
Well good and then the Elon Musk comes alonger than you say, if you don't have to worry about anything, Yeah, it.
Could be the yeah don't it's probably the crazy one on you, sage.
Bobby Safe, Well mate, I think you're fantastic. I think the movie better Man is so good. I'm going to go and see it again and I'll actually pay for it this time. Robbie Williams, it's always a treat to talk to you love.
It you're talking. You look after yourself, You take care, look after yourself, Robbie.
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I think what's that smell?
No, it's not.
It's a really strangely bad about what's pertaining to Well, it's.
Pertaining to Donald Trump and you may.
I saw this in the Buda summer.
So the Tudor advocate did this, and I think it's so brilliant. I'd like to test your knowledge. Okay, so you know how Donald Trump talks?
Yep, Yeah, I know how Donald Trump, which you can do either through the skinner in some other way.
And you've always enjoyed the way he puts a sentence together. And you know, you may from Summer high time.
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That's true.
And so I've got some quotes here and you have to tell me whether it's Donald Trump or you May.
And you said you had an intro get ready.
You are fakes Like I'm a massive side. We have the most beautiful piece of chocolates.
Far as getting kids out in those particular positions, I just don't on a poor person.
Sorry, I decided to go through my bisexual phase.
Ready to play under the show.
Oh I, what's your name.
Guess this smell that I'm going back to? All right, here we go.
Here is quote number one. I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work. Is that Trump? Or is that you May? Oh, that don't have to be it's Trump.
That's Donald Trump. No, it's Donald Trump. When did he say that you.
Would be surprised?
All right?
Number two? You're ready?
What do I win? By the way?
Nothing? I love peace? Are you into peace? Is that Donald Trump? Or is that you may.
Trump?
It's be ashamed of yourself? All right? Number three? I think when when they were choosing people, they wanted someone who was good at pretty much everything, and like, because it's going to be on the news and on TV. I think they wanted someone decent looking. Is that Trump? Or is that Jermae? It's hard, isn't it?
I think that's Trump?
Yourself. I've never seen a thin person drink diet coke? Is that Trump? Or is that May?
That's that's Trump? No, You've got none, right, come on.
To be blunt. People would vote for me, They just would. Why because I'm so good looking?
That's Trump?
That is Trump. It's a dumb thing. I think a lot of public school people are dumb? Is that Trump?
Or is that?
Okay? Ready, here's the last one?
And what do I win?
A giant pash from Tom? Okay, here we go. People love me, and you know what, I've been very successful. Everybody loves me. Is that Trump? Or is that Jamae?
I reckon? Okay, that's Trump?
Yes, it is Trump. You came home under a wet stale Brendan japrise is a wetsail and you can Tom's going to put on his millennia Trump hat and you can try and kiss him. Can podcast twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to to sell stocks and Gravyes, that surprise would being our favorite goolie of the year.
What I've got today?
So what gets my gul is is those wooden spoons that you get in KFC in their little serviette pouch and whatnot. I don't want to lick a tree. That's what it tastes like when you use it with your potato and gravy. So instead I sit there with my finger.
And scoop it out.
If I'm not at home, I don't have spons so what else am.
I to do?
That's what gets my gully tree. Don't lick one?
Yeah, they do splinter.
Don't they remember those raise of sharp spoons. You'd be like a sword.
Swall plasticky one.
Yeah, that been gone now, haven't they.
I think they were choking the turtle.
The turtle's nose when I was gotting down to the kernel.
What else have we got? He gets my ghulies? Please, I'm struggling today. I'm seven of the other day and I'm struggling. Where do I do to get my guli? Where do I go to put on?
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When Brett from East Lakes grew up in New Zealand, he thought he had the first color TV.
They used to put cellar phane and you could have any color you wanted. But the only BOTB was was one color.
This is a homemade color TV.
Yeah, you're disappointed me. I thought you actually had the first colored CV.
What color cellophane was it?
It was either yellow or blue or any green and fortune it was one color.
We thought that's would color TV. That was simpler time, just.
When cellophane could change the world right at you two.
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