Let's sit around and share our horrifying experiences of being ATTACKED by a MAGPIE!

Also on the show today:

- Cardi B Trademarks 'WAP'

- Is AC/DC Reuniting?

- This Tattooed Teacher Has Been... FIRED?

- Magnificent 7

- Jalmanac

- Elton John Saved Dean Jones From Losing $10 MILLION!

- Young Boy Goes Viral After Getting Attacked By Magpie

- Head JAM

- Magpies Are A-Holes: When Were You Attacked?

- Pub Test: Performing For Free At Events

- Glenn McGrath

- Dr Chris Brown Interjects With His Magpie Tips

- Jonesy's Home Learnin'

- Holiday A Day Winner

- Sully & The Rock Are Leading The Charge In Encouraging People To Vote Trump Out

- Gets My Goolies

- Man Of The Match