I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most importantly... how to survive a shark attack. It's the podcast that could save your life. So put on those water wings and dive in to another sub-par podcast from JACK FM.

<p>I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most importantly... how to survive a shark attack. It's the podcast that could save your life. So put on those water wings and dive in to another sub-par podcast from JACK FM.</p>

Scotch knows some stuff, so get ready for a torrent of wisdom intended to enlighten and amuse. Tune in to receive all the useless knowledge your brain cells can handle.

<p>Scotch knows some stuff, so get ready for a torrent of wisdom intended to enlighten and amuse. Tune in to receive all the useless knowledge your brain cells can handle.</p>

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