Hey, everybody, it's another bonus episode of I Saw What You Did.

Hey, everybody, it's another bonus episode of I Saw What You Did.

My name is Millie to Jericho Danielle Henderson.

My name is Millie to Jericho Danielle Henderson.

And oh my gosh, this is gonna be a good one. You know, we got into this habit of the past couple bonus epps where we were taking turns, kind of going into like one film that we really like or just really want to talk about. And it's back over to Danielle's side of the court now, and I'm excited about this.

And oh my gosh, this is gonna be a good one. You know, we got into this habit of the past couple bonus epps where we were taking turns, kind of going into like one film that we really like or just really want to talk about. And it's back over to Danielle's side of the court now, and I'm excited about this.

I am sorry first and foremost, but it's always good to start out with I'm sorry, I have.

I am sorry first and foremost, but it's always good to start out with I'm sorry, I have.

To talk about this.

To talk about this.

I think this is going to be kind of a therapy session for me, like a theatrical theatrical therapy session, because I don't know what's wrong with me that I love this movie so much.

I think this is going to be kind of a therapy session for me, like a theatrical theatrical therapy session, because I don't know what's wrong with me that I love this movie so much.

Well, this was the first time watched for me.

Well, this was the first time watched for me.

Oh I uh, it didn't scar me as much as Hereditary did. Okay, but there was I know something in particular that we definitely need to unpack a little bit that did leave me with a lot of questions.

Oh I uh, it didn't scar me as much as Hereditary did. Okay, but there was I know something in particular that we definitely need to unpack a little bit that did leave me with a lot of questions.

Oh, I know, I already know what you're talking about. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ruin it. Obviously, but I uh I.

Oh, I know, I already know what you're talking about. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ruin it. Obviously, but I uh I.

But first of all, I will say it was completely entertaining my mom.

But first of all, I will say it was completely entertaining my mom.

My mom.

My mom.

I think I mentioned this on either another Bonus episode or I mentioned it.

I think I mentioned this on either another Bonus episode or I mentioned it.

On a regular episode.

On a regular episode.

I can't remember, but I call my mom watching this movie and because it comes on HBO a lot, and so I was like, what is my mom watching? And then it was the thing where I was like, oh, it's the guy that played Elton John and he's like, you know, in an action movie. And then I realized Colin Firth was in it and step so I was like, oh, I was a little aware of it already, but then when I sat down and I watched it, I was like, oh, this is like totally enjoyable and totally in line with you know, cause you mentioned it in the Action Movies episode and we did mcgruber last Botus episode. Totally fits in with all of this, right, So you know, makes sense that you'd want.

I can't remember, but I call my mom watching this movie and because it comes on HBO a lot, and so I was like, what is my mom watching? And then it was the thing where I was like, oh, it's the guy that played Elton John and he's like, you know, in an action movie. And then I realized Colin Firth was in it and step so I was like, oh, I was a little aware of it already, but then when I sat down and I watched it, I was like, oh, this is like totally enjoyable and totally in line with you know, cause you mentioned it in the Action Movies episode and we did mcgruber last Botus episode. Totally fits in with all of this, right, So you know, makes sense that you'd want.

To talk about it.

To talk about it.

So the movie we're going to talk about today was released in twenty fourteen. It was directed by Matthew Vaughn and it was written by Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman, and the movie is Kingsman The Secret Service.

So the movie we're going to talk about today was released in twenty fourteen. It was directed by Matthew Vaughn and it was written by Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman, and the movie is Kingsman The Secret Service.

Kingsman is an international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform into a spy interested. Oh yes, So we need to get in here and talk about this.

Kingsman is an international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform into a spy interested. Oh yes, So we need to get in here and talk about this.

First and foremost, I gotta say that this is a movie that was based on a graphic novel called The Secret Service by Mark Malar and Dave Gibbons, which translates pretty well because it's an entertaining kind of spy comedy flick, and it does have very graphic novel sort of comic bookie beats to it, for sure. But the synopsis is that, and I don't even know if I can do this in one sentence. I don't even know if I can try, because we're going to talk about so much in this movie. But the synopsis is that after his father dies in a kind of secret military event in nineteen ninety seven in the Middle East, our main character, Eggsy is recruited into the spy circle that his dad belonged to, and they are trying to save the world from the machinations of an Internet billionaire played by Samuel L.

First and foremost, I gotta say that this is a movie that was based on a graphic novel called The Secret Service by Mark Malar and Dave Gibbons, which translates pretty well because it's an entertaining kind of spy comedy flick, and it does have very graphic novel sort of comic bookie beats to it, for sure. But the synopsis is that, and I don't even know if I can do this in one sentence. I don't even know if I can try, because we're going to talk about so much in this movie. But the synopsis is that after his father dies in a kind of secret military event in nineteen ninety seven in the Middle East, our main character, Eggsy is recruited into the spy circle that his dad belonged to, and they are trying to save the world from the machinations of an Internet billionaire played by Samuel L.

Jackson.

Jackson.

So that's where we're starting, and there are so many reasons I want to talk about this movie. One is that it took me so long to see it because I didn't know Like when I first when it first came out, I was I don't know where my head was, but I was kind of like, oh, this seems like it came out when I was in grad school. First of all, I wasn't watching a lot of movies, but it seemed like kind of a little kid movie mm hm. And so I was like, oh, I'll save that for another time. And I don't know why I first watched it years later, but once I started watching it, I never stopped. I bought it, I own it, I watch it a couple times a year. I love it, and I'm so confused by it and the ending still I don't understand at all. But there's so much to talk about. So first of all, let's get into this cast.

So that's where we're starting, and there are so many reasons I want to talk about this movie. One is that it took me so long to see it because I didn't know Like when I first when it first came out, I was I don't know where my head was, but I was kind of like, oh, this seems like it came out when I was in grad school. First of all, I wasn't watching a lot of movies, but it seemed like kind of a little kid movie mm hm. And so I was like, oh, I'll save that for another time. And I don't know why I first watched it years later, but once I started watching it, I never stopped. I bought it, I own it, I watch it a couple times a year. I love it, and I'm so confused by it and the ending still I don't understand at all. But there's so much to talk about. So first of all, let's get into this cast.

The cast is.

The cast is.

We've got Colin Firth who plays one of the Kingsman spies named Harry Hart, Mark Strong, Jack Davenport, Taron Egerton, and then you also have Michael Caine, Samuel L. Jackson, and there's even a little not even a cameo. It's kind of like a small supporting role for Mark Hamill.

We've got Colin Firth who plays one of the Kingsman spies named Harry Hart, Mark Strong, Jack Davenport, Taron Egerton, and then you also have Michael Caine, Samuel L. Jackson, and there's even a little not even a cameo. It's kind of like a small supporting role for Mark Hamill.

Yes, that threw me completely, Like it kind of was that thing where I was like, that looks like Mark Hamill, but he has a British accent.

Yes, that threw me completely, Like it kind of was that thing where I was like, that looks like Mark Hamill, but he has a British accent.

And I was like, am I tripping right now? Is that who I think it is? Because this is this is.

And I was like, am I tripping right now? Is that who I think it is? Because this is this is.

Like a British movie, right, because I was like thinking, oh, well, here are all these like classic British actors, and then there's like Taron Egerton and then I was like, well, then, you know, Samuel L. Jackson is obviously American. But I was like, you know, maybe it's that kind of thing where it's like the one American in the British movie. And then I was like, wait a minute, I actually think that's Mark Hamill, but I can't tell it is. Yeah, And then when you just said that, I was like, oh my god, yes, totally him, right, it.

Like a British movie, right, because I was like thinking, oh, well, here are all these like classic British actors, and then there's like Taron Egerton and then I was like, well, then, you know, Samuel L. Jackson is obviously American. But I was like, you know, maybe it's that kind of thing where it's like the one American in the British movie. And then I was like, wait a minute, I actually think that's Mark Hamill, but I can't tell it is. Yeah, And then when you just said that, I was like, oh my god, yes, totally him, right, it.

Is totally Mark Hamill.

Is totally Mark Hamill.

And he plays this guy named Professor Arnold, who at the beginning of the film has been kid and in the course of being saved, we immediately like first three minutes of the movie see someone get sliced in half with some scissor legs. Ah yeah, pretty cool, Like it is incredible. The character Gazelle, played by Sophia Boutella, has these legs that just turn into swords and scissors and she just cuts people up. Yeah.

And he plays this guy named Professor Arnold, who at the beginning of the film has been kid and in the course of being saved, we immediately like first three minutes of the movie see someone get sliced in half with some scissor legs. Ah yeah, pretty cool, Like it is incredible. The character Gazelle, played by Sophia Boutella, has these legs that just turn into swords and scissors and she just cuts people up. Yeah.

Man, it's such a great character.

Man, it's such a great character.

That's like where some of the comic booky stuff comes into play for me, where it's like, oh, scissor legs, that is comic bookie.

That's like where some of the comic booky stuff comes into play for me, where it's like, oh, scissor legs, that is comic bookie.

Yeah, I can see too.

Yeah, I can see too.

You said earlier about how you initially thought that this movie was for kids, and I could totally see that. Now that you've mentioned it comes from a comic book, I'm like, oh yeah. And there's definitely like things in the film that make it seem like it's for kids, because it's just sort of action y and like it's like there's very big kind of action sequences, and it's also kind of like there is like a Harry Potter sort of vibe to it in certain parts. But yeah, but then it's actually for kids at all.

You said earlier about how you initially thought that this movie was for kids, and I could totally see that. Now that you've mentioned it comes from a comic book, I'm like, oh yeah. And there's definitely like things in the film that make it seem like it's for kids, because it's just sort of action y and like it's like there's very big kind of action sequences, and it's also kind of like there is like a Harry Potter sort of vibe to it in certain parts. But yeah, but then it's actually for kids at all.

It's not, And I should I should have known that simply by knowing that the comic book was was that the graphic novel was written by Mark Millar because he also did Kick Ass, Okay, so it's like he doesn't really do little kid things.

It's not, And I should I should have known that simply by knowing that the comic book was was that the graphic novel was written by Mark Millar because he also did Kick Ass, Okay, so it's like he doesn't really do little kid things.

Yeah, And it's like and within the first like five or ten minutes of a movie, a person gets literally sliced in half.

Yeah, And it's like and within the first like five or ten minutes of a movie, a person gets literally sliced in half.

I'm like, okay, definitely not for like my six year old nephew at all, Like, should not be watching this.

I'm like, okay, definitely not for like my six year old nephew at all, Like, should not be watching this.

No, no, he gets sliced in half. And then we get to see so Valentine, who's the villain of the film, played by Samuel L.

No, no, he gets sliced in half. And then we get to see so Valentine, who's the villain of the film, played by Samuel L.

Jackson.

Jackson.

We get a lot about his character right away because he walks into this scene where this person's been sliced in half and Gazelle has covered everything, Like you know, prior to that, there are a bunch of agents that had been killed, but prior to that, Gazelle comes in and basically covers everything with sheets so that Valentine can come in and talk to Professor Arnold. And that's where you realize and learn that Valentine cannot stand the sight of blood, like it makes him actually puke. There are scenes in the movie where Samuel L. Jackson looks at blood and pukes. It is just so weird and funny that this villain is like gentle. He kind of has like a spike lee vibe in his style, and he has a little lisp and like it's just such so many strengths, not the way that you're used to seeing a villain behave, and he's an Internet billionaire, so his villainy kind of comes from that, which, as we realize over the course of the film, the reason that he is even interested in Professor Arnold is that Professor Arnold has created something that he wants to use to nefarious purposes. So this is kind of the setup for the movies that we've got our villain, we've got our situation, and we've seen some of our spies, even though they've been cut in half. But the death of Lancelot, the spy that was sliced in half with the legs, leaves an opening in this British gentleman's spy group called the Kingsman, now the Kingsmen.

We get a lot about his character right away because he walks into this scene where this person's been sliced in half and Gazelle has covered everything, Like you know, prior to that, there are a bunch of agents that had been killed, but prior to that, Gazelle comes in and basically covers everything with sheets so that Valentine can come in and talk to Professor Arnold. And that's where you realize and learn that Valentine cannot stand the sight of blood, like it makes him actually puke. There are scenes in the movie where Samuel L. Jackson looks at blood and pukes. It is just so weird and funny that this villain is like gentle. He kind of has like a spike lee vibe in his style, and he has a little lisp and like it's just such so many strengths, not the way that you're used to seeing a villain behave, and he's an Internet billionaire, so his villainy kind of comes from that, which, as we realize over the course of the film, the reason that he is even interested in Professor Arnold is that Professor Arnold has created something that he wants to use to nefarious purposes. So this is kind of the setup for the movies that we've got our villain, we've got our situation, and we've seen some of our spies, even though they've been cut in half. But the death of Lancelot, the spy that was sliced in half with the legs, leaves an opening in this British gentleman's spy group called the Kingsman, now the Kingsmen.

They all take their code names from the Knights of the Round Table.

They all take their code names from the Knights of the Round Table.

So Harry Hart goes by Galahad, Mark Strong goes by Merlin, and so Lancelot's death leaves this opening, which is where we catch up with Taron Egerton's character. So, when he was little and his dad died, Galahad visited and gave him this medal of honor from his dad that he now wears as a necklace and it has a number on the back, and he's like, have you ever get into trouble? You can just call this number and say Oxford's not Brogues. And you're like, what Eggsy has grown up to be? He's just kind of grown up in a way where you can tell there's been a little bit of a fall from grace. You know, his mom has remarried this horrible and abusive man. She has another little kid, and he's just kind of a kid who who's very smart but didn't take a lot of chances, or he wasn't really given a lot of chances. So we learned very early on that Eggsy has a high IQ.

So Harry Hart goes by Galahad, Mark Strong goes by Merlin, and so Lancelot's death leaves this opening, which is where we catch up with Taron Egerton's character. So, when he was little and his dad died, Galahad visited and gave him this medal of honor from his dad that he now wears as a necklace and it has a number on the back, and he's like, have you ever get into trouble? You can just call this number and say Oxford's not Brogues. And you're like, what Eggsy has grown up to be? He's just kind of grown up in a way where you can tell there's been a little bit of a fall from grace. You know, his mom has remarried this horrible and abusive man. She has another little kid, and he's just kind of a kid who who's very smart but didn't take a lot of chances, or he wasn't really given a lot of chances. So we learned very early on that Eggsy has a high IQ.

He has a lot of natural skills.

He has a lot of natural skills.

He quit the Marines, so when we catch up with him, he's just hanging out with his friends, getting in fights, stealing cars, which he drives like a maniac, so cool, and he uses he has to use the necklace because he gets arrested. So he's like, he gets his one phone call and he calls this number and says Oxford's not Brogues, and then Colin Firth shows up and basically downloads him on who his dad really was. And then kind of invites, you know, everyone of the Night of the round Table, everyone of the Kingsmen has to choose a candidate to replace Lancelot, so Colin Firth picks Eggsy and this is where we get our first real Kingsman style fight scene, and it is incredible. On this fight scene in this bar, where Colin Firth locks the door and just says manners maketh Men uses his umbrella to astonishing degrees to inflict mass violence on this group of thugs who are trying to get Eggsy back for stealing their car, and it blows his kid's mind and it's like he's And the thing that's hilarious about Kingsman to me is that they're such like upscale British gentleman types. So he's wearing like a very tailored suit the whole time and it's hit not a hair out of place and like these cute little glasses. I've never found Colin Firth attractive, and there are two times when I have. One is during the pandemic where he posted that picture of himself on Twitter holding up the garlic that he grew himself.

He quit the Marines, so when we catch up with him, he's just hanging out with his friends, getting in fights, stealing cars, which he drives like a maniac, so cool, and he uses he has to use the necklace because he gets arrested. So he's like, he gets his one phone call and he calls this number and says Oxford's not Brogues, and then Colin Firth shows up and basically downloads him on who his dad really was. And then kind of invites, you know, everyone of the Night of the round Table, everyone of the Kingsmen has to choose a candidate to replace Lancelot, so Colin Firth picks Eggsy and this is where we get our first real Kingsman style fight scene, and it is incredible. On this fight scene in this bar, where Colin Firth locks the door and just says manners maketh Men uses his umbrella to astonishing degrees to inflict mass violence on this group of thugs who are trying to get Eggsy back for stealing their car, and it blows his kid's mind and it's like he's And the thing that's hilarious about Kingsman to me is that they're such like upscale British gentleman types. So he's wearing like a very tailored suit the whole time and it's hit not a hair out of place and like these cute little glasses. I've never found Colin Firth attractive, and there are two times when I have. One is during the pandemic where he posted that picture of himself on Twitter holding up the garlic that he grew himself.

And I was like, yep, cute.

And I was like, yep, cute.

And this movie, and this is going to come back again as a theme in our podcast, where there are certain actors that I only find attractive when they're like violent. Yeah, so this is also where the therapy begins. Well, like what is.

And this movie, and this is going to come back again as a theme in our podcast, where there are certain actors that I only find attractive when they're like violent. Yeah, so this is also where the therapy begins. Well, like what is.

No I actually I thought I'm not gonna lie.

No I actually I thought I'm not gonna lie.

I thought Colin Firth is attractive in freaking even in Bridge Jones's Diary, but also the most attractive that I'd ever seen him was.

I thought Colin Firth is attractive in freaking even in Bridge Jones's Diary, but also the most attractive that I'd ever seen him was.

In that movie A Single Man.

In that movie A Single Man.

Was that that the movie that was in a Julian Moore where he kind of looks very similar where he looks kind of like a sixties I mean, it's obviously funny that Michael Kaine is in this movie because that was Michael Kane in the sixties.

Was that that the movie that was in a Julian Moore where he kind of looks very similar where he looks kind of like a sixties I mean, it's obviously funny that Michael Kaine is in this movie because that was Michael Kane in the sixties.

Was how Colin Firth looks in.

Was how Colin Firth looks in.

This movie today, with the kind of you know, suits and the and the big glasses and so yeah, when I saw him, I was like, oh, yes, it's the suit and glasses look that I love.

This movie today, with the kind of you know, suits and the and the big glasses and so yeah, when I saw him, I was like, oh, yes, it's the suit and glasses look that I love.

But also, so this movie is so.

But also, so this movie is so.

I already mentioned Harry Potter, but it also kind of reminds me of John Wick in the same way where it's kind.

I already mentioned Harry Potter, but it also kind of reminds me of John Wick in the same way where it's kind.

Of this like it's this kind of like I don't know what it is.

Of this like it's this kind of like I don't know what it is.

It's like a fetishism about men's clothes thing and like men's gear, like gentleman's gear. Because when he opens the umbrella, because first of all, I was like, okay, what's the umbrella about? It has to be some kind of like weapon, right, I thought.

It's like a fetishism about men's clothes thing and like men's gear, like gentleman's gear. Because when he opens the umbrella, because first of all, I was like, okay, what's the umbrella about? It has to be some kind of like weapon, right, I thought.

Like a knife would come out and like that.

Like a knife would come out and like that.

I thought he was gonna just literally be John Wick and just start he pulls out a gun and just starts blowing people's heads off.

I thought he was gonna just literally be John Wick and just start he pulls out a gun and just starts blowing people's heads off.

But it like comes out and is a.

But it like comes out and is a.

Part of his like martial arts or how he fights people. And so I was like, oh, this has some kind of like special powers with some fucking shit that we don't know about yet.

Part of his like martial arts or how he fights people. And so I was like, oh, this has some kind of like special powers with some fucking shit that we don't know about yet.

But it is fucking awesome to.

But it is fucking awesome to.

See that kind of guy, like a fucking like a little fuddy that hey looking guy beat up all these like British thug dudes who are like, Okay, this this part of the movie cracks me up because it's like I know that they're like like the stepdad. Tarret Egerton's stepdad is a piece of shit. We know that, yeah, And he sort of is like the gang leader of these like street thug guys.

See that kind of guy, like a fucking like a little fuddy that hey looking guy beat up all these like British thug dudes who are like, Okay, this this part of the movie cracks me up because it's like I know that they're like like the stepdad. Tarret Egerton's stepdad is a piece of shit. We know that, yeah, And he sort of is like the gang leader of these like street thug guys.

The's like stupid idiots that.

The's like stupid idiots that.

Just hang out in pubs and like call each other bruv or whatever.

Just hang out in pubs and like call each other bruv or whatever.

And there they are scary. They are they are scary, Like, oh, I.

And there they are scary. They are they are scary, Like, oh, I.

Just thought this episode should be titled call Me by my Bruv, going.

Just thought this episode should be titled call Me by my Bruv, going.

By your bruv.

By your bruv.

They're saying bruv like crazy, and I was like, and I was like sitting here, like going, man, that's such a fucking look like bruh. And and you know, and they're all just like terrorizing everybody in the you know, in this pub. But also it seems like they kind of terrorize the town or whatever a little bit. And so when fucking Calm Firth kicks their ass in this pub, it's so awesome. You're like, yes, and this umbrella, this magical umbrella. I'm sure we're going to fight out about it in just a moment.

They're saying bruv like crazy, and I was like, and I was like sitting here, like going, man, that's such a fucking look like bruh. And and you know, and they're all just like terrorizing everybody in the you know, in this pub. But also it seems like they kind of terrorize the town or whatever a little bit. And so when fucking Calm Firth kicks their ass in this pub, it's so awesome. You're like, yes, and this umbrella, this magical umbrella. I'm sure we're going to fight out about it in just a moment.

Right, yes.

Right, yes.

And it's like instant gratification because it usually you go through so many points of a film where you're like, oh, this is the origin story of this character, like this is Eggsy's origin story technically, and they usually don't get justice, and there's instant relief and justice and seeing these guys get what's coming to them.

And it's like instant gratification because it usually you go through so many points of a film where you're like, oh, this is the origin story of this character, like this is Eggsy's origin story technically, and they usually don't get justice, and there's instant relief and justice and seeing these guys get what's coming to them.

Yeah, and like the the the pub owner. Like after the fight's over, he picks up the phone to call the cops and then like calling for.

Yeah, and like the the the pub owner. Like after the fight's over, he picks up the phone to call the cops and then like calling for.

Just shoots a little like amnesia.

Just shoots a little like amnesia.

Dartin is fucking neck or whatever, and then he's just like okay, and I'm like, yo, darts.

Dartin is fucking neck or whatever, and then he's just like okay, and I'm like, yo, darts.

If I had tiny Anesia darts, I would take. I would pop myself every night before I went to bed. I'd be like, let's forget that the whole day.

If I had tiny Anesia darts, I would take. I would pop myself every night before I went to bed. I'd be like, let's forget that the whole day.

You know, I would o d on Asia darts. Let's just be serious. I'd be like, yo, I just had a bad lunch.

You know, I would o d on Asia darts. Let's just be serious. I'd be like, yo, I just had a bad lunch.

It never happened, Like, oh, you only need to forget the last five minutes. Great, I won't be doing this all day. I'd have an implant. I'd have like one of those little drips, like like like a those what was that that birth control with they like implant in your arm.

It never happened, Like, oh, you only need to forget the last five minutes. Great, I won't be doing this all day. I'd have an implant. I'd have like one of those little drips, like like like a those what was that that birth control with they like implant in your arm.

I would do that for amnesia darts, for.

I would do that for amnesia darts, for.

Sure, what a constant flow of amnesia juice?

Sure, what a constant flow of amnesia juice?

Just press on my shoulder. There we go, relief. But it is these kinds of.

Just press on my shoulder. There we go, relief. But it is these kinds of.

Things are I love this kind of stuff in movies. I love spy shit. I love it, so I love the whole and it's like the spy makeover is so different from any other makeover, which is what we get to see very shortly. So we get Eggsy gets to go with Galahad with Harry Hart to their headquarters. The Kingsman headquarters are on Savile Row, which is so hilarious to me because Savile Row is like the posh part of London where you can get spoke suits and kind of hand me upscale shit.

Things are I love this kind of stuff in movies. I love spy shit. I love it, so I love the whole and it's like the spy makeover is so different from any other makeover, which is what we get to see very shortly. So we get Eggsy gets to go with Galahad with Harry Hart to their headquarters. The Kingsman headquarters are on Savile Row, which is so hilarious to me because Savile Row is like the posh part of London where you can get spoke suits and kind of hand me upscale shit.

So that's their headquarters.

So that's their headquarters.

And when he takes him through the headquarters and kind of shows him all of the tools, all of the cool spy stuff, like a pair of shoes that if you click the heels together, a little knife comes out of the toe, and I'm like, this is dope, Like this is the kind of shit that we need in our everyday life. It would be way too dangerous for the public to have granted, but it gives me hope that one day we'll evolve a little bit into the sci fi future I've always wanted, Like, forget flying cards, I want knife shoes, I want amnesia darts. It's like I want the stuff that is possible now I know.

And when he takes him through the headquarters and kind of shows him all of the tools, all of the cool spy stuff, like a pair of shoes that if you click the heels together, a little knife comes out of the toe, and I'm like, this is dope, Like this is the kind of shit that we need in our everyday life. It would be way too dangerous for the public to have granted, but it gives me hope that one day we'll evolve a little bit into the sci fi future I've always wanted, Like, forget flying cards, I want knife shoes, I want amnesia darts. It's like I want the stuff that is possible now I know.

I want a Zippo grenades so bad they'd be so sweet and just yeah, And then it talks about the idea that all these little accoutrements, these like gentlemanly accoutrements that they have are like have like neural toxins and like they're grenades and they're poisons. And the umbrella is like bulletproof. The suits are bulletproof, and in the moment, I swear to God, I love it. This is what I love about John Wick two.

I want a Zippo grenades so bad they'd be so sweet and just yeah, And then it talks about the idea that all these little accoutrements, these like gentlemanly accoutrements that they have are like have like neural toxins and like they're grenades and they're poisons. And the umbrella is like bulletproof. The suits are bulletproof, and in the moment, I swear to God, I love it. This is what I love about John Wick two.

You're absolutely right.

You're absolutely right.

Is like when they open the door, and the door or it's almost like a false door, and then it goes into this like layer where everything is laid out in this like perfect way, and then it's like here's the guns, here's the umbrellas, here's the zippos, here's the shoes, and you're just like it's almost like walking into a rich person's closet and with the lighting behind it, and you're like, all.

Is like when they open the door, and the door or it's almost like a false door, and then it goes into this like layer where everything is laid out in this like perfect way, and then it's like here's the guns, here's the umbrellas, here's the zippos, here's the shoes, and you're just like it's almost like walking into a rich person's closet and with the lighting behind it, and you're like, all.

Of this shit will kill people. This is so sweet, Like a wealthy closet that kills that.

Of this shit will kill people. This is so sweet, Like a wealthy closet that kills that.

Yeah, exactly, just the fantasy of it, because that's what we love about these movies, right, is this idea that it's like, oh, look at all this spy shit that will like these like tiny little things that can like blow up an entire building or whatever.

Yeah, exactly, just the fantasy of it, because that's what we love about these movies, right, is this idea that it's like, oh, look at all this spy shit that will like these like tiny little things that can like blow up an entire building or whatever.

It's so rad.

It's so rad.

Yes, it's and it's like kind of a heightened revenge fantasy because it's like the fantasy of wealth that gives you access to better tools to get more revenge.

Yes, it's and it's like kind of a heightened revenge fantasy because it's like the fantasy of wealth that gives you access to better tools to get more revenge.

Yeah, and gentile revenge is so a gentleman's revenge.

Yeah, and gentile revenge is so a gentleman's revenge.

I just look a pair of cuff links that like has a spider Man net in it, Like I love shit like that. We're just tiny things. And then I also wonder, because this is just where my brain goes. I'm like, how do they get those back in? Like if you have a cuff link that shoots out a net, do you have to like repack the net? Like whose job is that? That's the movie I would write, It's like whose job is it to clean up after the spies and like make sure all their shit's back together so the next time they use it, it's ready to go.

I just look a pair of cuff links that like has a spider Man net in it, Like I love shit like that. We're just tiny things. And then I also wonder, because this is just where my brain goes. I'm like, how do they get those back in? Like if you have a cuff link that shoots out a net, do you have to like repack the net? Like whose job is that? That's the movie I would write, It's like whose job is it to clean up after the spies and like make sure all their shit's back together so the next time they use it, it's ready to go.

I know, somebody's got to repair all those umbrellas. I mean, yeah, they got bullet holes in them. I mean the zippos seem like a one time use type of thing, so maybe they just order more grenade zippos.

I know, somebody's got to repair all those umbrellas. I mean, yeah, they got bullet holes in them. I mean the zippos seem like a one time use type of thing, so maybe they just order more grenade zippos.

But then, yeah, it does beg the question.

But then, yeah, it does beg the question.

It's like, Okay, well that knife's coming out about Oxford, like and you just shove it back in. Somebody's got to go back in and calibrate those like come on, yeah, you.

It's like, Okay, well that knife's coming out about Oxford, like and you just shove it back in. Somebody's got to go back in and calibrate those like come on, yeah, you.

Got to clean it off.

Got to clean it off.

You can't just be letting blood sit on a knife, shoe knife, because then the next time you use it, Like I know, the point is to kill, but like what if you use it and you don't kill someone and you just give them tetanus, like you can't bloodborne diseases. You better clean those Somebody's gotta clean those knives. Like that is the movie I'm going to write, that's the spy movie al right. Who cleans up.

You can't just be letting blood sit on a knife, shoe knife, because then the next time you use it, Like I know, the point is to kill, but like what if you use it and you don't kill someone and you just give them tetanus, like you can't bloodborne diseases. You better clean those Somebody's gotta clean those knives. Like that is the movie I'm going to write, that's the spy movie al right. Who cleans up.

Spy Gear is so so great?

Spy Gear is so so great?

I love it, and I love it in this movie because, like you said, the way it's presented is in such a posh and kind of fashionable way. And then you get to go into the secret layer because the whole thing now is that Eggsy is just one of several people who have been chosen to potentially replace Lancelot.

I love it, and I love it in this movie because, like you said, the way it's presented is in such a posh and kind of fashionable way. And then you get to go into the secret layer because the whole thing now is that Eggsy is just one of several people who have been chosen to potentially replace Lancelot.

So you basically get to go to like the Harry Potter spy school.

So you basically get to go to like the Harry Potter spy school.

Yes, and like you're traveling in this little bullet train underground, like a private bullet train.

Yes, and like you're traveling in this little bullet train underground, like a private bullet train.

Okay, I want to talk about this bullet train, okay, because from what I saw, it almost look like like a bank tube, you know, like, yes, when you the pneumatic tube, Yeah, yes, so when you go to the bank and you put your money through the tube and it shoots, you know, and the thing it almost looked like it looks like they were sitting in a giant human sized bank teller tube.

Okay, I want to talk about this bullet train, okay, because from what I saw, it almost look like like a bank tube, you know, like, yes, when you the pneumatic tube, Yeah, yes, so when you go to the bank and you put your money through the tube and it shoots, you know, and the thing it almost looked like it looks like they were sitting in a giant human sized bank teller tube.

And which is the dream? That is fucking sweet.

And which is the dream? That is fucking sweet.

And I'm like, yes, like somebody has thoughtfully designed this, so why not do it in real.

And I'm like, yes, like somebody has thoughtfully designed this, so why not do it in real.

Life so we don't ever have to sit in traffic ever.

Life so we don't ever have to sit in traffic ever.

Again, let's just get like giant human sized bank teller tubes just fucking shoot us to like Easter.

Again, let's just get like giant human sized bank teller tubes just fucking shoot us to like Easter.

Island if we want to go, Like, come on, this is yes. I could not agree more.

Island if we want to go, Like, come on, this is yes. I could not agree more.

I feel like the technology exists, we don't need to be looking to. We need to do better things with the tech we have. And I know that the pneumatic tube, bank teller bullet train might not be the most earth friendly way to get around, but that's why you develop them to be high speed and you only need a few lines, so like a subway, but it's hyper fucking speed and you can only go to two places. Yeah, like you can use your car and your feet and your bike for the rest of the stuff in between. Yes, but like we need this tech to get us around the Earth.

I feel like the technology exists, we don't need to be looking to. We need to do better things with the tech we have. And I know that the pneumatic tube, bank teller bullet train might not be the most earth friendly way to get around, but that's why you develop them to be high speed and you only need a few lines, so like a subway, but it's hyper fucking speed and you can only go to two places. Yeah, like you can use your car and your feet and your bike for the rest of the stuff in between. Yes, but like we need this tech to get us around the Earth.

I know I want to get I want to go on the other side of the Earth in like fifteen seconds. Let's go, And it doesn't disrupt any the molecules of my body. It's just like we're we get out. We have like just enough of like a spot of tea, and then I'm like, I'm in Malaysia.

I know I want to get I want to go on the other side of the Earth in like fifteen seconds. Let's go, And it doesn't disrupt any the molecules of my body. It's just like we're we get out. We have like just enough of like a spot of tea, and then I'm like, I'm in Malaysia.

This is fucking tight.

This is fucking tight.

And that was gonna be my next question, Like would you like to arrive like a melted bag of bones?

And that was gonna be my next question, Like would you like to arrive like a melted bag of bones?

Or I feel like you can get to.

Or I feel like you can get to.

Canada in fifteen seconds when Malaysia might take an hour.

Canada in fifteen seconds when Malaysia might take an hour.

Maybe I told one in my head to explode, I'd still be down.

Maybe I told one in my head to explode, I'd still be down.

I'd still be down. If I could go to Malaysia in an hour, Yeah even an hour.

I'd still be down. If I could go to Malaysia in an hour, Yeah even an hour.

Yeah, I've sat traffick it Alay, It's longer than that just to get across town.

Yeah, I've sat traffick it Alay, It's longer than that just to get across town.

Like, I would definitely do it.

Like, I would definitely do it.

We can make it solar powered, we can be like we can really do this. I want to be a scientist. Every time I watch movies like this, I'm like I should have gotten into the sciences. Nothing about my education says that, but everything about my brain says that.

We can make it solar powered, we can be like we can really do this. I want to be a scientist. Every time I watch movies like this, I'm like I should have gotten into the sciences. Nothing about my education says that, but everything about my brain says that.

But yeah, I love this.

But yeah, I love this.

Shit because then you get to go to this school and it's basically they're only going to pick one replacement, and so they put all of these kids through a series of tasks and it's basically like, you know, you're never gonna know when it's coming, You're not going to know what the directive is. We're just going to show up and give you a directive and you're gonna do it and pass or fail.

Shit because then you get to go to this school and it's basically they're only going to pick one replacement, and so they put all of these kids through a series of tasks and it's basically like, you know, you're never gonna know when it's coming, You're not going to know what the directive is. We're just going to show up and give you a directive and you're gonna do it and pass or fail.

And Mark Strong is in charge of this.

And Mark Strong is in charge of this.

He plays Merlin, and he's kind of like the tech guy, Like he's kind of like the kind of nerdy I love Mark Strong in a nerdy role.

He plays Merlin, and he's kind of like the tech guy, Like he's kind of like the kind of nerdy I love Mark Strong in a nerdy role.

I love this for him.

I love this for him.

I don't really know him very well, but I loved him. I thought he was such a great like the guy that ran the sort of school that they all had to graduate from. And I gotta tell you too, Invariably, in all these types of scenarios in every movie, you've got the prep school shits that are like picking on poor Eggsy because he's from a poor neighborhood and they're obviously a bunch of fucking like preppy dicks, and they make.

I don't really know him very well, but I loved him. I thought he was such a great like the guy that ran the sort of school that they all had to graduate from. And I gotta tell you too, Invariably, in all these types of scenarios in every movie, you've got the prep school shits that are like picking on poor Eggsy because he's from a poor neighborhood and they're obviously a bunch of fucking like preppy dicks, and they make.

Fun of him, and they you know, pull pranks.

Fun of him, and they you know, pull pranks.

On him, And I was like, I hope they all get blowed up by a zippo grenade at some.

On him, And I was like, I hope they all get blowed up by a zippo grenade at some.

Point, like intentionally. Yeah, that is part of what I want to talk about too. It's just this how they take this construct of the prep school asshole and kind of turn it on its head here, because there are so many situations that they put these kids in where your money won't save you, your breeding won't save you. You have to be able to think outside of the box. You have to be intelligent, you have to be able to kind of use all parts of the brain and the world and life. And so Eggsy's got kind of a leg up in a lot of ways. He doesn't exhibit it in the best way. Like I'm thinking particularly of the first scene where they're sleep and then all of a sudden, the whole entire room starts to fill up with water.

Point, like intentionally. Yeah, that is part of what I want to talk about too. It's just this how they take this construct of the prep school asshole and kind of turn it on its head here, because there are so many situations that they put these kids in where your money won't save you, your breeding won't save you. You have to be able to think outside of the box. You have to be intelligent, you have to be able to kind of use all parts of the brain and the world and life. And so Eggsy's got kind of a leg up in a lot of ways. He doesn't exhibit it in the best way. Like I'm thinking particularly of the first scene where they're sleep and then all of a sudden, the whole entire room starts to fill up with water.

Oh my god, I was giving me such a and.

Oh my god, I was giving me such a and.

They have to figure out, right, that's gonna say, you're flashing back to your river trip.

They have to figure out, right, that's gonna say, you're flashing back to your river trip.

I was like, oh my god, this whole shit's gonna fill up with water and.

I was like, oh my god, this whole shit's gonna fill up with water and.

They're dead asleep, like talk about nightmare of nightmares. You wake up in a room full of water. And so they're all, you know, kind of figuring, trying to figure out how to survive or whatever. And they take these they rip these shower tubes out or the shower nozzles out and push them into the toilet to get to the air out of the pipe or whatever so they can breathe.

They're dead asleep, like talk about nightmare of nightmares. You wake up in a room full of water. And so they're all, you know, kind of figuring, trying to figure out how to survive or whatever. And they take these they rip these shower tubes out or the shower nozzles out and push them into the toilet to get to the air out of the pipe or whatever so they can breathe.

And Eggsy's like, uh, huh, fuck that.

And Eggsy's like, uh, huh, fuck that.

I'm going to the window and I'm punching it open and I'm gonna.

I'm going to the window and I'm punching it open and I'm gonna.

Let the water out of this room.

Let the water out of this room.

So his kind of lateral thinking is beneficial to him, even though he's kind of a brute, you know, his lateral thinking is actually helpful to him in situations where these rich kids could never compete.

So his kind of lateral thinking is beneficial to him, even though he's kind of a brute, you know, his lateral thinking is actually helpful to him in situations where these rich kids could never compete.

And I love seeing that. I love it.

And I love seeing that. I love it.

Also, is it actually true that you can breathe if you put a if you put a tube and of toilet far enough, you can breathe fresh air?

Also, is it actually true that you can breathe if you put a if you put a tube and of toilet far enough, you can breathe fresh air?

Is that true? This is the thing.

Is that true? This is the thing.

I can't imagine that's true, because think of the sewage, think of the ship, think of like you might be able to breathe, but you're definitely getting cholera.

I can't imagine that's true, because think of the sewage, think of the ship, think of like you might be able to breathe, but you're definitely getting cholera.

Yeah, yeah, Like what's the trade off. I'm not trying to huff no shits, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, yeah, Like what's the trade off. I'm not trying to huff no shits, you know what I'm saying.

No.

No.

I honestly thought about that all night, Like after I watched the movie, I went back to my bedroom and I was like, can you actually breathe out of a toilet if you had to?

I honestly thought about that all night, Like after I watched the movie, I went back to my bedroom and I was like, can you actually breathe out of a toilet if you had to?

I'm like, too much money passes through there, No way.

I'm like, too much money passes through there, No way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I couldn't get past the visual of it. I couldn't. I would die.

I couldn't get past the visual of it. I couldn't. I would die.

I mean there's so many situations in this movie where I'm like, oh, yeah, I would just drown that dude.

I mean there's so many situations in this movie where I'm like, oh, yeah, I would just drown that dude.

I was like, yo, I am a woos. I would never make it. I would never make it even five seconds. In this fucking school, they do.

I was like, yo, I am a woos. I would never make it. I would never make it even five seconds. In this fucking school, they do.

These like such wild stunts like I'm afraid of heights, And there's like a scene where they're jumping out of planes and have to like work together to hit a target on the ground, Like I just I can't. I can't with that shit. But they do it. And at first Eggsy does not get I love that he doesn't get the posting because he won't shoot the dog they gave him. Okay, this shit, they want a dog, and he picks a bug, and let me.

These like such wild stunts like I'm afraid of heights, And there's like a scene where they're jumping out of planes and have to like work together to hit a target on the ground, Like I just I can't. I can't with that shit. But they do it. And at first Eggsy does not get I love that he doesn't get the posting because he won't shoot the dog they gave him. Okay, this shit, they want a dog, and he picks a bug, and let me.

Just tell you, like, I don't know much about Taron Egerton's career. The only thing I know about him is that he played Elton John in the Elton John biopic, and I thought he did a fantastic job.

Just tell you, like, I don't know much about Taron Egerton's career. The only thing I know about him is that he played Elton John in the Elton John biopic, and I thought he did a fantastic job.

So seeing him in this.

So seeing him in this.

Role where you know, he was like, oh, a hunky fucking dude who has like action chops, but he's also very funny. There was this moment where he goes so the whole premise is like their final what is it? The final task is that they were forced to pick a dog and hang out with a dog during this school, which already felt ominous, but I was also like, this is pretty tight.

Role where you know, he was like, oh, a hunky fucking dude who has like action chops, but he's also very funny. There was this moment where he goes so the whole premise is like their final what is it? The final task is that they were forced to pick a dog and hang out with a dog during this school, which already felt ominous, but I was also like, this is pretty tight.

I would fucking love to get a dog if I went.

I would fucking love to get a dog if I went.

To school, especially because like there are no dogs running around the Kingsman round table.

To school, especially because like there are no dogs running around the Kingsman round table.

Yes, so you know some shit's coming up. Something's happening with these dogs.

Yes, so you know some shit's coming up. Something's happening with these dogs.

And as you can't imagine, the final task to like make it or whatever is that they have to shoot the dog. And I was like, of course they made it so harrowing because they kept focusing on the little pugs face and he's like he's like Tong's out.

And as you can't imagine, the final task to like make it or whatever is that they have to shoot the dog. And I was like, of course they made it so harrowing because they kept focusing on the little pugs face and he's like he's like Tong's out.

Fucking He's just like I'm just in love with you. And then you're just like, he's gonna fucking shoot that dog.

Fucking He's just like I'm just in love with you. And then you're just like, he's gonna fucking shoot that dog.

The best thing is that he goes, I'm not shooting.

The best thing is that he goes, I'm not shooting.

A fucking dog to get a job. I'm just like, exactly, dude, exactly.

A fucking dog to get a job. I'm just like, exactly, dude, exactly.

Break it down like that. This is where I feel like his background is key, because he's so practical. None of us would shoot a fucking dog to get a job. I don't care if you give me the amnesia darts. I'm not shooting a dog. I'll find another way to get the knife shoes. Okay, I'll make my own knife shoes if I have the duct tape a fucking steak knife to my heel.

Break it down like that. This is where I feel like his background is key, because he's so practical. None of us would shoot a fucking dog to get a job. I don't care if you give me the amnesia darts. I'm not shooting a dog. I'll find another way to get the knife shoes. Okay, I'll make my own knife shoes if I have the duct tape a fucking steak knife to my heel.

I'm not shooting a fucking pet. I just love how he reduces it down to that whole sentence like I am not shooting a fucking.

I'm not shooting a fucking pet. I just love how he reduces it down to that whole sentence like I am not shooting a fucking.

Dog to get a job, which I feel was like a rule of life, right, Like that should be something that we just all take with us in any endeavor that we under you know that we take on. It's that whole concept, and it's so funny, Like when he says that, it's so fucking funny.

Dog to get a job, which I feel was like a rule of life, right, Like that should be something that we just all take with us in any endeavor that we under you know that we take on. It's that whole concept, and it's so funny, Like when he says that, it's so fucking funny.

I'm so glad you up because that is the funny lines, especially after everything he's been through. He's like, I'm not sucking on a shit pipe and I'm not shooting a fucking There's no way around this, Like I can punch through a window to get around sucking on the ship pipe, there's no way around shooting a dog. Like, I'm not doing your fuck I'm not playing your goddamn games.

I'm so glad you up because that is the funny lines, especially after everything he's been through. He's like, I'm not sucking on a shit pipe and I'm not shooting a fucking There's no way around this, Like I can punch through a window to get around sucking on the ship pipe, there's no way around shooting a dog. Like, I'm not doing your fuck I'm not playing your goddamn games.

I'm done with the ships. I'll go back to stealing cars like fuck off exactly.

I'm done with the ships. I'll go back to stealing cars like fuck off exactly.

And that's kind of what happens, is that he doesn't fucking shoot the dog. But then his like the other person that he was in the running with, who was that that woman? Right?

And that's kind of what happens, is that he doesn't fucking shoot the dog. But then his like the other person that he was in the running with, who was that that woman? Right?

Yeah, I think it's Samantha. It's not saman that will Mac. That's his mom. I'll find your name, no, yeah, But so it's like her and him and Roxy is that her name, yes, Sophie Cookson, yes, right, So it's.

Yeah, I think it's Samantha. It's not saman that will Mac. That's his mom. I'll find your name, no, yeah, But so it's like her and him and Roxy is that her name, yes, Sophie Cookson, yes, right, So it's.

Down to the two of them, and they're both in separate rooms with this moral dilemma of shooting a dog.

Down to the two of them, and they're both in separate rooms with this moral dilemma of shooting a dog.

So he's like, I'm not shooting a fucking dog.

So he's like, I'm not shooting a fucking dog.

We get a job, and he refuses, and then what do you hear from the other room.

We get a job, and he refuses, and then what do you hear from the other room.

A fucking gunshot. So Roxy shot her fucking dog. You hear a fucking gunshot.

A fucking gunshot. So Roxy shot her fucking dog. You hear a fucking gunshot.

It is so hilarious because you're like, oh, you would think it would be the other way around. But I love how they turn it on their head where they're like, no, she is a savage. She would shoot a dog to get a job in a heartbeat.

It is so hilarious because you're like, oh, you would think it would be the other way around. But I love how they turn it on their head where they're like, no, she is a savage. She would shoot a dog to get a job in a heartbeat.

Yeah, And then basically he's like, I guess I'm going back to my my apartment, like I didn't make it because I just didn't want to shoot a dog, And so that's what happens.

Yeah, And then basically he's like, I guess I'm going back to my my apartment, like I didn't make it because I just didn't want to shoot a dog, And so that's what happens.

He goes back, right, he goes back.

He goes back, right, he goes back.

And then the reveal later a little bit later, which is great, especially for those of us who are pet lovers. It was a blank, so they were kind of testing the will of their perspectives to see if they would do the most.

And then the reveal later a little bit later, which is great, especially for those of us who are pet lovers. It was a blank, so they were kind of testing the will of their perspectives to see if they would do the most.

Horrible thing in order to get the job done.

Horrible thing in order to get the job done.

But as you see later when Eggsy goes to Colin Firth's house, he's like, you shot your fucking dog because he has a dog like stuffed in his house and he's like, no, he died of pancreatic cancer after like twelve years. Like they were blanks, you think you'd make you kill a fucking dog, which is the worst, Like This is again one of these things that this movie makes me think about, which is like, what are the worst psychological Like psychological terror is so much more scary to me than like physical terror sometimes.

But as you see later when Eggsy goes to Colin Firth's house, he's like, you shot your fucking dog because he has a dog like stuffed in his house and he's like, no, he died of pancreatic cancer after like twelve years. Like they were blanks, you think you'd make you kill a fucking dog, which is the worst, Like This is again one of these things that this movie makes me think about, which is like, what are the worst psychological Like psychological terror is so much more scary to me than like physical terror sometimes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

And I get another fucking hilarious line where Tara Erkinsin's like looks at the fucking mounted dog in Colin Firth's house and goes, you shot your fucking dog and had it stuffed bru or whatever he said, and it was like, yes, like the idea of that all these stupid kingsmen shot their dogs, just the.

And I get another fucking hilarious line where Tara Erkinsin's like looks at the fucking mounted dog in Colin Firth's house and goes, you shot your fucking dog and had it stuffed bru or whatever he said, and it was like, yes, like the idea of that all these stupid kingsmen shot their dogs, just the.

Wave of dog terrorists out there, and then they mount them like trophies in their house, Like this is how I got all this cool spy shit. I gotta kill a fucking dog.

Wave of dog terrorists out there, and then they mount them like trophies in their house, Like this is how I got all this cool spy shit. I gotta kill a fucking dog.

It was.

It was.

It was one of the funniest jokes in the movie, honestly for my mone, truly.

It was one of the funniest jokes in the movie, honestly for my mone, truly.

Truly fantastic, and I love And this is again like these moments of this film that I love and it makes me laugh because they kind of turn, they turn, then they turn things on their head like they're very unexpected moments and they're very funny jokes, Like there are very funny jokes in this movie.

Truly fantastic, and I love And this is again like these moments of this film that I love and it makes me laugh because they kind of turn, they turn, then they turn things on their head like they're very unexpected moments and they're very funny jokes, Like there are very funny jokes in this movie.

Then we kind of get to like the crux of the film, Like.

Then we kind of get to like the crux of the film, Like.

The main conflict is that Valentine, this Samuel Jackson character, has decided to give free cell phone SIM cards to every person on the planet.

The main conflict is that Valentine, this Samuel Jackson character, has decided to give free cell phone SIM cards to every person on the planet.

Which if you're not, if you're not like you want.

Which if you're not, if you're not like you want.

To talk about nefarious shit, someone just comes up to you and is like, here's a free cell phone forever.

To talk about nefarious shit, someone just comes up to you and is like, here's a free cell phone forever.

I'm like, who did you kill? Or who do I have to kill? Yeah? They happen.

I'm like, who did you kill? Or who do I have to kill? Yeah? They happen.

No, I was immediately when that got There's like a commercial where it's say hey, or it was on the news or something.

No, I was immediately when that got There's like a commercial where it's say hey, or it was on the news or something.

They show this.

They show this.

News where it's like he's given away a free SIM card to put in your phones and laptops and all this stuff. And I was like, uh uh, don't fall for it, folks.

News where it's like he's given away a free SIM card to put in your phones and laptops and all this stuff. And I was like, uh uh, don't fall for it, folks.

This is how they get minimum. At minimum, you're being tracked.

This is how they get minimum. At minimum, you're being tracked.

Yes, at maximum, your head's gonna explode, because that's really what they're trying to. Come back here, when you get down to the crux of this film, the reason that Professor Arnold was kidnapped is because he developed this tech that now Valentine is using in these SIM cards, which basically connects to his own network. Like Valentine has his own satellite and his own network, and he can control people with it. He can blow up your head, he can control your violence. He can like turn a switch and flip, like just turn a little knob, flip a switch, and all of a sudden, you're super violent.

Yes, at maximum, your head's gonna explode, because that's really what they're trying to. Come back here, when you get down to the crux of this film, the reason that Professor Arnold was kidnapped is because he developed this tech that now Valentine is using in these SIM cards, which basically connects to his own network. Like Valentine has his own satellite and his own network, and he can control people with it. He can blow up your head, he can control your violence. He can like turn a switch and flip, like just turn a little knob, flip a switch, and all of a sudden, you're super violent.

Yep.

Yep.

And his so as he's going around the film, As he goes through the movie, you're seeing him kind of meet with and collect all of these rich, wealthy, political known people in the world. And he's collecting all of them for reasons. We don't know why. You get this princess, this one Scandinavian princess who's like, no, I'm not doing this. Whatever this is, we haven't found out yet. Yeah, So they kidnap her and kind of like, now that she knows the story and the secret of what's going to happen, they have to kidnap her because she says no, So they put her away in this underground bunker. So the crux of the movie then becomes one, figure out what Valentine is doing and two save this princess. Yes right, which again I love these comic book nods that are just thrown on their head. So as they're investigating Galahad, Harry Hart has to go to Kentucky. He's trying to figure out what Valentine's up to. Valentine and Gazelle are outside of this little church in Kentucky with this device and they're like, let's test it out, and then you get what, in my opinion, is the greatest.

And his so as he's going around the film, As he goes through the movie, you're seeing him kind of meet with and collect all of these rich, wealthy, political known people in the world. And he's collecting all of them for reasons. We don't know why. You get this princess, this one Scandinavian princess who's like, no, I'm not doing this. Whatever this is, we haven't found out yet. Yeah, So they kidnap her and kind of like, now that she knows the story and the secret of what's going to happen, they have to kidnap her because she says no, So they put her away in this underground bunker. So the crux of the movie then becomes one, figure out what Valentine is doing and two save this princess. Yes right, which again I love these comic book nods that are just thrown on their head. So as they're investigating Galahad, Harry Hart has to go to Kentucky. He's trying to figure out what Valentine's up to. Valentine and Gazelle are outside of this little church in Kentucky with this device and they're like, let's test it out, and then you get what, in my opinion, is the greatest.

Fight scene of the decade.

Fight scene of the decade.

Yes, Colin Firth in this church and it's one of these like hate filled preacher kind of churches, like the Western Baptist Church. Like it's that kind of place where they're just preaching hate about everyone on the planet. So when they turn this knob and everyone starts getting super violent, whether they have the simcard or not, it is Mayhem. And this scene is what cemented Colin Firth in my mind as the number one fucking stunner. Yeah, Like he went from off the radar to the whole radar for me. He is incredible in this scene.

Yes, Colin Firth in this church and it's one of these like hate filled preacher kind of churches, like the Western Baptist Church. Like it's that kind of place where they're just preaching hate about everyone on the planet. So when they turn this knob and everyone starts getting super violent, whether they have the simcard or not, it is Mayhem. And this scene is what cemented Colin Firth in my mind as the number one fucking stunner. Yeah, Like he went from off the radar to the whole radar for me. He is incredible in this scene.

Well, and I actually, I mean listen, I don't really know.

Well, and I actually, I mean listen, I don't really know.

I didn't I should have done the research to figure out, like was this actually him doing some of these fucking.

I didn't I should have done the research to figure out, like was this actually him doing some of these fucking.

Moves some of them?

Moves some of them?

Yeah, Yeah, I was like, I don't know if this is CGI or if this is like stunt work or whatever, But it looked to me that he was doing a lot of it, kind of the way that we talked about in john Wick, where like, you know, you can see it's Keanto pulling some of this stuff, right, which is like, as a fucking old man, like it doesn't even matter if you're fifty sixty forty, even doing some of that shit is really tough. And I was like, Yo, Colin Firth is doing the most and I'm like, I appreciate. I love seeing old people fight in scenes like I just love it. I'm like, yo, don't get that guy like a stun double. Get him in there, Get him in there and fucking pull some shit.

Yeah, Yeah, I was like, I don't know if this is CGI or if this is like stunt work or whatever, But it looked to me that he was doing a lot of it, kind of the way that we talked about in john Wick, where like, you know, you can see it's Keanto pulling some of this stuff, right, which is like, as a fucking old man, like it doesn't even matter if you're fifty sixty forty, even doing some of that shit is really tough. And I was like, Yo, Colin Firth is doing the most and I'm like, I appreciate. I love seeing old people fight in scenes like I just love it. I'm like, yo, don't get that guy like a stun double. Get him in there, Get him in there and fucking pull some shit.

It was so cool. People fight club.