Michael had to get out of bed to be FORCED to talk about all the idiotic sh*t that's been going on in the world in this EMERGENCY podcast. DeAndre Jordan reneged on his verbal commitment with the Dallas Mavericks and went back to the LA Clippers. Jason Pierre Paul and C.J. Wilson lost fingers during 4th of July and Michael is wondering if professional athletes need nannies. Michael doesn't know what's going on with the men of the Kardashians. The second Sick F*ck of the Week award is given out. A very relevant Al Pacino Line of the Week line is delivered from Scarface. Michael stands with Dustin Hoffman about his feelings about the movie business being in a crisis in a CAN'T MISS segment. One man is named in famous white people who don't have lips and we close out letting you know about the HUGE week that we have planned ahead.

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