10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EP 1,184 - BYE BYE 2024/VIDEO EPS ARE BACK/BEING HOT IN THE STREETS/NATURAL BORN DISRUPTOR/AIYAWASKA AARON DOC & NFL TO THE WIRE

Published Dec 31, 2024, 6:11 AM

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Natural Born Disruptor, The Gringo Mandingo aka  The Charles Oakley of The Jews, The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka Milk aka Mitzvah Mike is here to discuss: Bringing back video episodes, getting under people's skin, No Sick F*ck of The Year, Happy 40th Birthday LeBron James, recasting Vanderpump Rules, Aiyawaska Aaron Rodgers Documentary, Jets & Giants Need Reboots, NFL Down To The Wire & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!

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Allegedly, from what I heard, allegedly, you may or somebody in your camp may may allegedly possibly be responsible for me getting my NBA privileges revoked. You fuck you even though it's your birthday. You fuck you, You fuck you. Shame on you, Shame on you all. Because I love the game. I love the game, so what. I brought up a broom to Game three in Cleveland, so what, I love the game. By the time I got back to the seats in Cleveland with my broom, somebody called me and said, Yo, you need to get rid of the broom asap. And after that point, my privileges have been revoked. And allegedly I can't confirm or deny, but from what I've heard, you had something to do with that. Boom Have No Fear. The Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast. It's her Bignye Boom Baby, Have No Fear. The im Rapaport Stereo podcast is here and it's the last one of the year, Banging. We're getting out of twenty twenty four with a bang. We're discussing the sick fuck of the Week segment, the history and where we're going, and some sick funks of twenty twenty four plus Lebron James Ladrone James is forty years old. It's time to let bygones be bygones. You fuck you and the New York Football Giants and the Jets are the laughing stock of the NFL. How did this happen? All that and more in a hard hitting, high flying final episode of T twenty twenty four, Miles jeordnan Ak, the Bleach Brothers, Ak the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy off it something real nice. Stiggy, start this puppy off. It's up real loud, but most importantly, start this puppy off with something real funky. See I Am Rapports Stereo podcastsy Let's go, baby Boom, have no fear. The Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here. Bigny Boom, have no fear. The I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast is in the place to be. Welcome to the Iron Zone of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi, aka the Disruptive Warrior, aka the Sultan of Sniff a k A. The Gringo man Dingo. And you are now rocking with the very very best. This is the last I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast of twenty twenty four. It is the end of twenty twenty four and we are kicking down the door. I got my limp brush. And the reason why I'm saying I got my limb brush is because this episode, along with plenty of more episodes, are available on my YouTube page. You could watch me. You could watch me in the flesh on YouTube on my YouTube page. Guess what it's called. Guess what on my YouTube page is called boom. You got it right at Michael Rappaport. If you said or thought at Michael Rapport, you're right, you don't win a prize. Sorry, I'm Rapport Stereo Podcast in the Place to be. My name is Michael Rappert aka the inflamedash Gnazi, aka the Gringo man Dingo aka the Raging bull Shitter, AK, the just to Warrior. Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast twenty twenty four. Sey La Vi Say Lav twenty twenty four. It's bye bye to twenty twenty four and I first of all want to thank everybody who has been rocking with the Iron rap Aport Stereo podcast for almost ten and a half years. Ten year anniversary took place in twenty twenty four. We're almost at ten and a half years exactly, and then of course we'll move on to eleven years and you could do the math. So I want to thank everybody. And like I said, we are available on YouTube. You could watch, you could listen, you could watch and listen. You could listen and watch the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast on the YouTube page where I have all kinds of clips and fun stuff. And like I said, it is at Michael Rappaport. Twenty twenty four is bye bye. First of all, we are not we are unfortunately, we are not doing a sick fuck of the year. But I promise you, I give you my word. Starting next week, the first episode of twenty twenty five, I will start and bring back consistently at least, I promise you, Jordan Miles fans remind me at least one sick fuck of the week, and in twenty twenty five we will divvy out a sick fuck of the year. I haven't been consistent enough this year to really pull organically a sick fuck of the year for twenty two although there have been so many sick fucks. We did do a lot of them this year. We did do a lot. We just didn't do them as consistently as we've done in the past. But I mean, I was going through the list from Luigi. Is Luigi a candidate for the Sickest of twenty twenty four puff Daddy, and we saw that video of him beating up his girlfriend. You got to throw him in the mix. Of course, there's you know, there's been some goat fuckers. There was more goat fuckers and twenty I don't know what it is about goats. Why these people have a thing for goats. I don't know why they like goats. They like dogs, they like animals. There was also a cheerleader recently who killed her unlived, who unlived another student's goat. She had a goat and the other student had a goat. And this Texas cheerleader who's cute, cute, doesn't look like the normal sick freak of the week, but she for some reason poisoned another student's goat. I don't know if she thought the other person's goat was doper or the other goat was more attractive. I don't know, but there has been obviously so many sick six six sickos in twenty twenty four, and like I said, in twenty twenty five, we will bring consistently the award winning segment. You know, this is an award winning segment. I'm rap word stereo podcast, award winning segment. We created the sick focks of the Week, sick freaks of the week, which we should probably call them on YouTube because the thing about when we show ourselves, when we expose ourselves on YouTube, they come after you. I am hot. I'm hot in the streets, hotter than a lot of people in the streets. Like when I say things, people respond. I don't know if it's the way I say them, the way the phrase them. I don't know if it's my New York accent. I don't know what it is. But people say a lot worse things than me. But when I say things, whoo we I mean I have a skill for getting under people's skin. That's just I just I have it. I just have a disruptive I have a natural you know, they say natural scorers or a natural thrower of the football, or he's a natural hitter. He's a natural hitter, or he's a natural base runner. He's a natural runner. I'm a natural disruptor, a natural born disruptor.

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That's good. Anyway, I Am Rapport Stereo podcast coming live and direct. I told you guys, I will be performing in San Diego the sixth, seventh and eighth of February, the sixth, seventh and eighth of February, and I will also be performing in Philadelphia, Philadelphia the fourteenth of February Valentine's at the film Wore Michael Rappaport the natural Born Disruptor performing in February February fourteenth in Philadelphia at the Film More And of course you know then I'll be in Stanford, and I'm really looking forward to performing in New York City, Nueve, YORKA at the grammar Sy Theater, grammar Sy Theater where we did an I Am Rapport Stereo podcast. If you remember with the great, the late great Danny I Yellow where I yellowed Ilo Come on, it's an incredible moment. Anyway, That shows April nineteenth. All shows, all tickets, all information, all details always available at Michael Rapportcomedy dot com. Happy Birthday the Stevie Wonder Rendition. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birth day to you, Ladrone James. Lebron James, unbelievable forty years old, still one of the best players in the league, hasn't missed many games this season. And I know that we've had our differences over the year. I know that we have had our differences throughout the years, the decades, Lebron James, but I have to tell you I wish you a happy fortieth birthday despite the fact that allegedly, allegedly, alleged from what I heard, allegedly, you may or somebody in your camp may may allegedly possibly be responsible for me getting my NBA privileges revoked. You fuck you, even though it's your birthday. You fuck you, You fuck you. Shame on you, Shame on you all. Because I love the game. I love the game, so what. I brought up a broom to Game three in Cleveland, so what. I love the game. By the time I got back to the seats in Cleveland with my broom, somebody called me and said, Yo, you need to get rid of the broom asap. And after that point, my privileges have been revoked and allegedly I can't confirm or deny, but from what I've heard you had something to do with that. You're forty years old. Want Jack like you're forty and call the commissioner and be like, you know what Michael Rapport despite the fact that he has said some things about me, despite the fact that he brought the broom to Game three, despite all that, Free Michael Rappport and give him back his NBA celebrity privileges. How dare you? I think that'll be great for you heading into you your your damn near midlife. You don't want to go into the rest of your life knowing that a great fan of the game has lost his celebrity privileges allegedly because of you. You don't want to do that. You're getting older. Time to let byguns be Bygune. So when I brought the broom, so want so what I've talked about your hair? Some what? In my soon to be New York Times bestseller which is up there. By the way, this book has ball sports rants from the MVP of Talking esh I gave twenty three reasons twenty three reasons why Lebron James, you birthday boy will never be like Mike. You've done great. I've said publicly I'll say it one more time. You probably have the great No, you have the greatest career in the history of the NBA. You're not better than Mike, but career wise, no one could compete Michael Larry Magic. No one could compete with your body of work. It's unbelievable. And now it is time to be be a minsh. Be a minch Lebron, be a mensch Cole Adam Silveran be like you know what, Michael Rappaport should be courtsied. I'm sure Michael Rappaport has grown up and he won't bring a broom or a plunger. I did bring a plunger. Forgot that. I brought a plunger the Golden State. When Golden State the great Steph Curry, ma'ma call him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay. And Kevin Durant when they beat your ass, I had a plunge there because they plunged your ass back to Cleveland. All that being said, it's time to move forward. And like I said, we don't want you to have a midlife crisis. We want you to let byguns be by guns. And I'll let byguns be by guns and I promise if I see and pass it, I'll salute you. I'll salute you for what you've done on the court, but we need to make things right. You fuck. I mean, this guy, you can't argue with his career. Taking the torch from Michael Jordan made the NBA must see TV once again, and still to this day, when this guy's on the court, it's must see TV. I told you the other day, I saw him catch the ball on the post boom, caught it, did a little fake, and then a quick ass drops up and then banged it on somebody with two hands. This is at forty years old. Two championships in Miami against the Mavericks, The Thunder and the Spurs went there three times. The Mavericks shut you guys down, the Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Davinski, Jason, Terry Knowles, they beat your ass and then sent you back to Cleveland. And what you did against I don't need to go over what you've done. You're Lebron James, You're forty years old. Happy birthday. You made Space Jam two despite everybody saying don't do it, don't do it because that movie sucked. Space Jam two stunk and I don't know who's given your Hollywood advice, but that movie stunk. Okay, it was not good. You were great in train Wreck. I'll give you that. You were very very good in train Wreck. You won a championship in the bubble, You've embraced your bold spots. You're aging gracefully. Now it's time to behave to behave like the grown man you are and call Adam Silver and say, I know, I know Rappaport has done some things. I know you know you've had to tumultuous relationship and you need to say we. You need to acknowledge that it's been a we thing. Granted, you don't need me, you don't need breaking your balls, saying very very critical. You don't need that in your life. But it has been a tumultuous relationship. And based on what I know, allegedly, quite possibly you are somebody in your camp, somebody very close to you. Has everything to do with me getting my NBA privileges revoked. And like I said, you're getting older. You want to release that, you want to release all that toxicity as you get older, Lebron James, I mean watching you your son play, I don't care what level in the NBA. This is a dream come true. It's been We're never going to see another Lebron James. We're never going to see somebody come from where he came from. The story pre social media, have all the hype, have all the expectations, and literally surpass all the hype and all the expectations. You have surpassed. You have stomped out all the hype and all the expectations. Have gone way beyond. Despite the fact that I'm like to bust your balls, take it as a badge of honor. L Jerome James. Take it at Look at the other people whose balls I've busted to bust in Red Sox as a franchise, the New England Patriots as a franchise, Tom Brady, and you, Bill Bellichiat, and you. You're one of few people that I focus on busting your balls. And I've done a great job, and you've done a great job surpassing and ignoring well you didn't even know. I want to say it one more time. You didn't quite ignore some of the things that I've said about you, because, like I said, allegedly from what I heard, you may or may not have You may or may not have had something to do, or somebody in your camp may or may not have had something to do with me. Michael Rapport, the Gringoman Dango aka the natural Born Disruptor getting my NBA privileges revoked. But you are the birthday boys, so it's time to blow out those forty candles.

Podcast, NBA, NFL, the NF.

This is it, baby, this is it. We're done. The NFL regular season is all but done. There's not much to discuss until we get to the playoffs. I will tell you this, I am so frustrated and embarrassed by what has happened to New York football. Going up as a New York Giants fan but always respecting and wanting the New York Jets to kick ass. I cannot. First of all, I watched this Aaron Rodgers documentary Me and My Wife. By the way, do you listen to Rapaport's Reality, the podcast with Me and my Wife Rapaports Reality, which we drop every single Wednesday like clockwork, where we break all things down reality TV, popular culture, and a lot of what it's like being married to me and me being married to my wife. Although that's pretty easy, it's a great podcast. I made a decision to start a Rapaport's Reality with my wife about six months ago. Seven months ago, it's been taking off. But Rapaport's Reality is where I discuss all things, all things reality TV because I know my hard body, hardcore, hard body karate fans right here, you guys don't like for me to deep dive about reality TV, and I understand it. I try not to deep dive too much about anything ever on this podcast. But I want to say this before I go into Ayahuasca Aaron Rodgers, because I watched his documentary and I say that with air quotes documentary and like I said earlier, you can watch this Iron rapp Port Stereo podcast on our YouTube page at Michael Rappaport. But one of the greatest losses of twenty twenty four is the fact that vander Pump Rules the single greatest reality TV show ever. Vander Pump Rules is the single greatest reality TV show ever, and I'll debate anybody about it any time. The character arcs, the characters themselves, the longevity, the consistency, the humor, the growth, the growth of the characters, all of it. Vander Pump Rules is the single greatest reality TV show ever is no longer it's being recast. Might as well say it's canceled. You might as well just say it's canceled. I know that the Vander Pump Rules brand is a valuable one, and I'm not saying they should, you know, start from scratch. I get it, but we're never ever going to capture lightning in a bottle the way we did with the great Ariono Mattics. Of course, Ashena Shee, Stacey Schroeder, the Tom's Jack's Jackstailer, the number one guy in the group, DJ James Kennedy, Tom Sandevil, Tom Schwartz, Lisa Vanner, Pump and all of them, the entire cast, year after year after year after episode after episode, after reunion, after scandal, after relationship, after cheating, after cheating, after relationship, after getting back together, after a lip filler, breast reduction, implants, the whole thing. I mean, they gave it to us, Katie Maloney, Sorry, no disrespect, the great Katie Maloney, underrated, understated Katie Maloney. Vander Pump Rules is the single greatest reality TV show ever and we will never ever ever have it again. And I hope somehow someway they come up with some sort of trick to give us what we are missing out on. But want a ride? What an incredible ride? And I salute you all. I salute each and everyone. And I don't know who the great La La kent. I'm sure I forgot a few people. And I don't mean they disrespect them going off the dome. But uh uh Chef's kiss so good, ah so good. Vander Pump rules, but they are recasting vander Pump Rules. But if you want to hear my wife and I break all Things now reality TV, you should absolutely listen to Rap Reports Reality, which you can stream on all podcasts platforms every single Wednesday like clockwork baby. But I watched this documentary, this Aaron Rodgers documentary, and again I'm doing big air quotes. Documentary. These are like business cards, these documentaries. When you have say and you have control over a documentary, is it really a documentary, It's not really a documentary. I don't know if he was a producer, And I'm not saying it wasn't good, and I'm not saying it wasn't honest, but I'm I'm sure it could have been way more honest, and you know, we know Aaron Rodgers of course is a prick, and they insinuate a lot that he's a prick and he's gotten better at being a prick. But how much of a prick was he when he was a prick? That's what I want to know. When Aaron Rodgers was a prick and when Aaron Rodgers can be a prick? Can we get some details? Can we get a little you know, it's like when you make a statement, then you want to back it up with proof and information. They insinuated that Aaron Rodgers is a prick. We got the feeling that Aaron Rodgers was a prick. We heard that Aaron Rodgers was a prick. We saw him as a prick. But they never really explained exactly what made him such a prick. He talked about, you know, his growth and you know, he's definitely a mercurial weirdo. That's one thing that was for sure is that it was beneficial for him to show that he was a mercurial weirdo. And you know, he's got an underdog sort of attitude. He wasn't coveted out of high school. He wasn't coveted when he first got to college. I didn't know that and that that those things can make you pricky. But since we all heard knew got the feeling that you were prick, and you admitted to being a prick, and other people, the talking heads in the documentary admitted to being a prick. I just would have liked a little bit more, a little bit more proof of purchase of Aaron Rodgers being a prick. Ayahuasca Aaron, because the whole thing is about him on his ayahuasca and his ayahuasca journey. And listen, NFL quarterback, the guy's another guy. Forty might be forty one at this point where he's heading to forty one. This fucking guy's gotten knocked out. He gotten a shit knocked out of him for year, and he was out there with the goons before the rules changed. He got the shit knocked out of him for a season after season after season. I get it, he got pain, but that doesn't necessarily make you a prick. I want to know a little bit more why ayahuasca Aaron is a prick. But I watched a couple of episodes, oads of it, and I just couldn't take it because I just I there's just something detached, even when he's trying to be a sort of normal, there's just a detachedness you get when you're watching it. But the Jets and the Giants, it is a fucking mess, and I'll start with the Jets. It is just what a shonda, What a shame, what a shonda that Woody Johnson and John Mara do New York a favorite. Sell the fucking teams. You've had a good run, Mara. Wood he you haven't had a good run. You haven't had a good run. And the Giants sitting out there watching Sakuon Barkley damn near break the NFL record for rushing and doing crazy shit week after week. Good for Sakuon Barkley. He deserves everything he's getting. You didn't sign him. Not that you did him a favor not signing him, but uh, it's just Woody Johnson. Is it true you denied signing Jerry Judy because of his Madden rating? Is that how we're really making decisions? Sell a fucking team, you and James Dolan. Sell the fucking teams. Sell the fucking teams, Woody Johnson. The rumor is that his twenty two year old grandson is shadow running the team. Ayahuasca Aaron has hijacked the New York Jets, and I don't care that there's been flashes of brilliance. I don't care if you want to come back next year, if you want to come back to play for the New York Football Jets, Ayahuasca Aaron, we need to sit you the fuck down and say this is the way it's going to go. You still have greatness in you, but you're not that dude anymore. So if you want to play for us, this is the way it's going to go. Otherwise, you're gonna have to pack your shit. And I know what, Moving sucks. Moving sucks. You gotta pack up your bung you gotta pack up your Ayahuasca kit, and you gotta get the fuck out of New York. They got the shit beating out of him in Buffalo. All you needed was one touchdown, just just one touchdown to get his five hundred. Couldn't do it. They stink. And it wasn't just his fault. It's not it's not just Ayahuasca Aaron's fault. But the Jets stink. They were supposed to be a title contender this season and they weren't even a pretender. They weren't even it was. It was over before, it was over, as soon as it started. That's two fucking years. Last year you had the Achilles injury. We get it. Stop talking to Pat McAfee, Stop talking to the press. Keep your fucking head down. You did your documentary. We've heard your point of views. No one likes them. No one likes your point of view? Is Aaron Rodgers. Not to say that you shouldn't have a point of view, Not to say that what you're saying, you know, is invalid. It doesn't help that you're the quarterback of the New York Jets talking that dumb shit j E t Ets just and the fucking season j E t Jets Jets Jets, Jets just and the fucking season and the uh the New York Giants. Let me tell you something. Uh, you nothing to be proud of either the New York Giants. Uh you guys, I know the players wanted to win, and it meant a lot for them to go out there and play hard that they won. Uh, you should have played that hard all season. It should have meant that much to you all season. Yes, we have some bright spots with the rookies Malik Neighbors who's sick, and the other kid, Tracy. But you're supposed to be tanking. You're supposed to be tanking. This is not the time, dude. Uh you know, like this isn't the fucking bad news bears here, Like we're just gonna play no tank, motherfucker, it's time to tank you. Oh, we're gonna, We're gonna go out there. We're gonna play our butts off for you didn't play your butts off all season. I honestly five total touchdowns, four passing and one rushing. The Giants will definitely get a top pick, but you're not gonna get the top pick. You're not gonna get the top pick because you're out there fucking around. If you wanted it so badly, if it meant so much to the guys to play hard so badly, you should have been doing it from week one. That hard knocks curse. And I'm glad Saquan is gone. Saquan, get your weight on. But the fact that the Giants and the Jets are the laughing stock of the NFL at the same time, both teams stinking, both teams with dirty you ever drive on a freeway and it's snowing and it's raining and it's nighttime and you're like, oh shit, You're like, you gotta be careful, and you might be on a back road. And that's what it's like being a New York Giants or New York Jets fan. You're like, oh, what's going? What's good? A drive slow? We anything could pop out at any time. I don't understand it. I don't understand how we got to where we got to. Woody, Woody Johnson, Woody Woody Johnson and John Marra and you, Junkyard, James Dolan, sell the teams, sell the franchises. Okay, I don't care how many fifty five Double Nichols. Jalen Brunson is gonna get. James Dolan, you need to sell the team. John Marry, you had an incredible run. It's time, it's time. And Woody Johnson you absolutely gotta go. I don't understand why with these owners. If you own let's say I was blessed with kazillion dollars and I bought I would if it has nothing to do with acting, podcasting, or a disruptive nature. In general, I hire people that know better than me. I go go out there and kick ass. You don't know anything about football, Woody Johnson and John Marray. You're creeping around during hard knocks, creeping around like come on, man, let it go, Let it go. It's time. We deserve better. The New York football fans deserve better. The New York football fans in the Tri State area, in New York worldwide deserve better. I'm done. I'm finished. A Tell a friend to tell a friend about the im Rappaport Stereo podcast. Tell a friend to tell a friend to subscribe, rate, and review to the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast. As I said before, a rap Aports reality drops every Wednesday like clockwork. I want everybody to have a safe, super super safe, relaxed New Year's New Year's Eve and fall roll right into twenty twenty five because it's gonna be wacky. Trust me, twenty twenty five is going to be whacky. And like I said, in twenty twenty five, we'll be back with the sick focks of the week. But in the meantime, Miles Jordan Ak, the Bleach Brothers aka the Diggity Desk Brothers take me at it with something real nice, take me at it with something real loud, but most importantly, take me out of here, and end this fully disruptive Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcast, the last one of twenty twenty four, with something pick something good, with something real funky. I'm out wait din