How Rude, Tanneritos!"Those Better Not Be the Days" Recap Season 3, Episode 19
The Full House cast is... old?! Danny is terrified of what the future may bring if the girls live at home forever. Luckily, we get a dream sequence showing us exactly what that reality would look like — and it does not disappoint!! John Stamos in a bald cap and "jungle jammies" should be enough to convince you...
Beyond the memorable dream sequence, Andrea and Jodie tell us what they thought of this realistic portrayal of parenting and why Danny's plan would simply *never* work. Listen now on How Rude, Tanneritos!
Glasses are okay, yeah, name my glasses for this one. Let me buff them out while we while we chat. Do you have a you know a little like glass cleaner thing. I do, but it's downstairs, and so I'm just using a shirt. What I do have the I I want to go get Okay, So I did an interview with Lisa Loebe for the Frost Tips podcasts, and so I want to go get a pair of her. She has glasses, so I want to go get a pair. She was like, oh, yeah, you should get some tortoise shell and there.
They're super cute. I mean, she is known for her glasses and they look great.
She want to get a pair of hers that kind of give you cute like I sort of, yeah, I like those. And then and then I'm going to put on a black dress and stand in an apartment and just sing about a breakup.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean right into when I got to sing with her on Fuller.
I actually told her I said, look, fourteen fifteen year old me right now is dying. Okay, that used to sing along to stay it like in my room dying. Yeah. So and then I got to sing with her on the show. I was like, this is an amazing She was so nice, she's so sweet, so sweet, it's just a gem. She had on Fuller too. We did, we did. Yeah, and Lisa she came back for the triple wedding at the end. That's right, she was she played her as Yeah, that's right. I forgot that she's there for the wedding was a part of I know, that's all a blur. That was the longest my God, Kate day ever. It really am call times that's right. And then we taped all day. We had to tape out of order because we only had John Stamos for that. Yeah, that's right. So that was just and we were all emotional. It was the end of the series. Yeah it was. I was a hot mess of emotion. It was a yeah, it was. That was a lot that day, a lot. But we looked chair was there, Yeah, it was there was. I couldn't I couldn't sit down on my dress. I do remember that. Yes, clean, it was like a real wedding. Your feet exactly, you haven't eaten in like sixteen you had to be sewn into it. Yeah. It was yeah, very much. What memories, what memories? So fun? Love it, love it so shall we? I mean, are we were we getting into it? Yeah, I mean we could. I've talked to you several times this week, so I'm sure I have to. I know, I feel bad. I'm like, so so cute. All right, well let's get it well. This episode was directed by Billy Foster Coffee Coffee, and it was written by Dennis Frintler and Mark Warren. I love this. I just I love these episodes with one storyline involving the whole family. I've said it right over and this is just what a delight. We've got great guest stars this week. Great guest stars. Yes, we have Jane Modin as the adult version of Michelle Yep. She was a fashion model, appearing on three seventeen magazine covers in nineteen seventy seven and catalogs like Pennies. And as an actress, she appeared on Cheers, Not Necessarily The News, and she was a series regular on Trauma Center. And she's also the ex wife of Dave Coolier and the mother of their son Luke. Yeah, yep, love Luke. I couldn't like. I just Jane walked in and I was like, oh, there's Luke. Yeah, it's uncanny, right, she looks so much like Luke or Luke looks so much like her. Just beautiful jeans, beautiful jeans. And next we have Julia Montgomery as adult Stephanie. She appeared in Revenge of the Nerds and Revenge of the Nerds three and four. What would happen to her in two?
I don't know.
Why wasn't she in two? Maybe she was, Maybe she was here. Maybe she was playing Stephanie, right, Yeah, Revenge of Stephanie for two and part one, and then she had to join back up with the Nerds. But she also did eighty eight episodes of One Life to Live. Uh, And she's worked a lot. She's still working. She was recently, as of last year, in two episodes of the TV series Bothered. So what a long, illustrious career. Yeah, she's just done a lot. Go Julia Montgomery. Yeah. And then we have Rhonda Shear, Yes, the adult Kimmy Gibbler. She loved her. I don't miss our interview. We did an interview with her a few months ago. She's a beauty pageant queen, best known for up all night and for being the adulty Gibler. She's a hilarious comedian. Yeah, she was a hilarious comedian and any badass QBC nogal now she's Yeah, she's an incredible an incredible woman. So yeah, please go listen to that. Really was really was? Uh. And then last, but certainly not least, we have Melanie Vince's vince Vin's, there's a c z Yins, it's Yin's. It's I'm just kidding. No, you know I'm gullible. You always say yins and you're talking about it on our road trip. How you love the words? It was a Ginser not from Pennsylvania. Well, you're not a Vincer. I'm not a vincer. That's what Maybe that's what I should become a Vinzer instead of a Ginzer. Well, Michael's gonna have to either legally change his name or get to step in. Okay, Well, Melanie Vins she was the adult DJ on this episode. She did fifty episodes of Dangerous Women and a gazillion gets appearances on Mork and Mindy Three's Company, Yes, General Hospital, the Fall, Guy Dukes of Hazard, Fantasy Island, who was the Boss, Days of Our Lives, and Small Wonder, just to name a few small Wonder is the best one on there. I have such a strange obsession with that show. Really, the robot girl, like I love. Did you watch it as a child, Yes, I did, real, not just to make fun of it, but to like be invested in the storyline. I I I don't think there's a difference.
I mean, what do you mean, like, did I not watch it for real or to make fun of it? I watched it to really make fun of it, and also like watch it. I don't know it was a robot kid? What is a lot child?
Yes, so weird. Anyway, I just I think it's a ridiculous premise. It's just funny to me. Well, it is, it is. I was of these of these shows. I was the biggest fan of Three's Company. That was my chance. Yeah, for sure. That was hysterical. Yeah every week. I just I'm a fan of sitcoms. What can I say? I love them. So with this episode, we begin with the teaser in Michelle's room, Jesse walks over to Michelle telling her it's time to put on her munchkin shoes. Can we use that term anymore? No? I don't think so. But he always called her munchkin like that was like a term of endearment back in the day. Call it. I guess he could have called her worse things true. Okay, go on that disturbing note. I meant like, there's like more offensive things that he could have called her true. So I guess we'll take the win where we can get it. Yeah, yeah, with the eighties, okay, anyway with the eighties. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking. Said yeah, no, please, remember when I was like, hey, Andrew, you should steer the show and I keep reaching over and trying to grab the wheel. Just sit down, just take a seat, let me leave, Let me so. Jesse asks for Michelle's left foot, and she raises her right foot in response. He realizes this could be a great time to teach her left from right. Michelle shrugs and admits, I'm not busy. She's a really weird response from a three year old, But okay, the dialog again.
She's got a lot of therapy appointments currently at this moment, she's doesn't have any clients.
So Jesse begins by raising his left hand as he's facing Michelle. She mirrors him, raising her right hand and saying left and Jesse responds wrong, that's right, and Michelle questions what's right. Jesse explains, when I'm facing you, my left is your right, and Michelle says I'm right, and Jesse frowns, No, you're wrong. He points to her right hand and explains, that's right. This is one hundred percent the Abbott and Costello. Who's who's gone her right right? This is a huge nod at to all of that, and Jesse, this is a terrible way to explain left from right to a toddler. You don't teach her the mirror image of left and right first, you have to get the basics. So yeah, I still am like, wait, is that stage left or camera left? Okay, it's confusing. I left your left, you're right. So Michelle gives him a puzzled look and says, you're nuts. She hops off her rocking chair and runs away. Jesse pouts she left, and Michelle appears from behind the doorway and yells, you're right, and that's the teaser and that's it. Yeah, I mean short and sweet, Yeah, ridiculous and funny, you know, it's it, had it all they left, You're right, It's yeah, it's all right, It is all right. So next in the living room, Michelle is holding a gigantic bag of potato chips in front of her as she growls, she huffs, and stares at the back with a frown. She demands the potato chips come out because she wants to eat them. DJ and steph walk downstairs, and Stephanie questions, Michelle, are you trying to eat our goodies? And Michelle admits I'm trying. DJ takes the bag from her and reminds her those are for the ride to the amusement park, and Michelle rolls her eyes and responds, on nuts, they brought a seventeen gallon bag of potato chips to go to the That was almost bigger than Michelle like that was that was definitely a costco size. That was a costco size easily. And this is that that's what they're bringing as a travel snack for the car An amusement park. You can snack when you get there, you.
Know, I mean, come on this, Yeah, that was with those brand name chips. Was that a product placement thing? No, we didn't greet them.
No, it's just I can't remember what it said, but it looked it didn't look like a brand, it looked like just chips. Uh. So a car honks outside and DJ realizes, Hey, that's Kimmy's mom. She yells for her dad, telling him to hurry up because she needs her sweater. Okay, so the so the girls are joining the Gibblers on their trip to the amusement park. Do we trust the Gibbler I guess at this point we trust Missus Gibler to take them on this field trip. Like do you mean sure? Sure? I mean, you know, yeah, she's like that. Maybe it's like the kids all wanted to go to the amusement park and Missus Gibler was like, I'll drive them. It's fine, Like you know what I mean. I guess, so she's not quite as negligent and wacky as we discover later on with the ostriche and.
Well she could be all of those things. But also maybe she wanted to go to the amusement park. I don't know what Missus Gibbler's up to.
You know, she just wanted the bags just chips, right, she was like, yeah, she just she just want to get away from mister Gibler.
What do we know?
You know, she wanted to get a from Kimmy here, Kimmy, go have fun. So Danny comes strolling in. He's carrying a purple and teal polka dot sweater. He assures dj that it's ready and it's perfect. It's been hand washed, pre soaked, and flat dried according to manufacturer specifications. DJ rips it off the hangar, bunches up the sweater, and stuffs it into her backpack. As Danny watches in defeat, he asks, I guess you won't be needing this garment bag. Huh. Then Stephanie yells out for Joey. She needs the camera. Joey hastily runs into the room, providing Stephanie with extra batteries, extra film, lens tissue, and a handy travel strap attached to the camera. That is, so this really dates the episode, doesn't it right.
I was like, oh my gosh, look at you needed all of that for Like yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know that you really needed you know, the lens tissue or the you know, the the strap pull the strap very important.
I dropp things. I'm very clumsy, But it's like the batteries and all of that kind of stuff, like how many pictures are you taken? Yeah, Joey's just extra prepared, extra prepared. But Steph is unamused. She says, on second thought, I don't want to lug all that stuff around. I'll just buy some postcards. She's practical. I appreciate this. Who wants to lug all that stuff around an amusement park all day? No, that's why the iPhone has been so successful. True, so, Joey sarcastically responds, Well, in that case, how about a picture of a guy who just wasted twenty minutes? And he proceeds to take a selfie of himself right before that was a term. Yeah. So, then Jesse comes strolling down the stairs with a map in his hand. He tells the girls he mapped out the whole park for them, best foods, the best rides, and the best order to minimize the wait time and maximize the fun. The girls shake their heads, and DJ tells Uncle Jesse that they don't need it, just be writing screaming thunder over and over all day long. Steph nods enthusiastically, telling him, first you go up about ten miles, then you turn upside down and fall about a million miles an hour. DJ ads, and the whole time you're going, and the girls scream out in unison. Jesse sarcastically tells them, Oh, that's okay. I had fun making this anyway, and he crumples up his hard work. Aw Oh and if they didn't ask him to do it? Yeah, yeah, that's true. They'll be okay. Yeah, you'll figure out that. They'll be fine. But I get it, I get it, I get it. The car horn sounds again and DJ and Stephanie wave goodbye to their family, but before they leave, their dad walks up to them with his arms held wide. He asks, aren't you forgetting something? DJ and stuph look at each other confused before realizing, oh, money, Yeah, that's what they need. Money. Yep. Danny gives a pained smile. Well, what's a hug compared to the joy of emptying one's wallet? Oh true, typical kids. Just give me the cow break. It's good to see you. Can. I have some money. Money, that's all they want. In the meantime, Jesse decides to give Michelle a little tip. He tells her to eat the corn dog taco and ice cream after she goes on the throw up rides. Michelle gives him a thumbs up you got it, dude. They kiss their dad goodbye and then they're off. Are they going to strap her into one of the roller coasters? Well, she's too young for like most of the rides, I would think, I don't, I mean, they don't specify which amusement park. But screaming thunder sounds like a sounds like Magic Mountain type of Yeah, Michelle's not going on that. She's definitely not tall enough. I'm not even sure Stephanie's tall enough to go on right, Yeah, rides, But all I'm just distracted outside by my husband, who has picked this moment to clear out the guard in bed next to the door of the office. Well that's lovely. He's like pounding the dirt into the trash can, and I'm just like, hi, dear, hi miscale and like I asked him to do it, so like I don't want to. You can't be like stop, not a good time, right, And he's doing what you ask right, right, do what you asked. We'll we'll roll with the background sran. I don't want to be ungrateful like the kids were in this episode exactly. So then Becky walks into the room carrying a large picnic basket. She says hi to Jesse, telling him they're all set for their picnic. He gives her a deep voiced yeah. Then we see Joey moving the TV directly in front of the couch. He declares, let's watch some basketball, and Danny gives an excited yes. As Becky and Jesse opened the front door to leave, all three girls make their way back into the house. Dj is covering Stephanie's head with a sweater and Steph is covering Michelle's head with a sweater to protect from the rain. Well, the string down rain. Although it looked like it was night time. What time were they leave? It was dark outside? Well maybe it was like the cloud cover the you know, the stormy It was a dark and stormy day. I mean that was the hell of a storm that moved in fast.
Yeah it was.
Yeah, that could give to run for his money. Yeah yeah yeah. And these poor girls, like will they ever get to an amusement park like the Disneyland by the fall? Well they will, they will, and then Michelle gets to be princess. Yeah. So yeah, it's the sort of subject let's not bring up. This is just a big setup for the wallt die, right, exactly the long game. So DJ size, it's times like these I wish I had a big sister. Kimmy follows in. She's holding newspapers over her head to protect herself from the rain. Once inside, she hands the soaked newspaper to Jesse, informing him that it's theirs. Then Kimmy tells Jesse, guess what I mouthed off to my mom and she grounded me? And Jesse asks why Kimmy isn't home, and she explains that her mom grounded her. Here at the Tanner House, Danny and Joey groan in unison no, and Kimmy responds with utter unawareness. Yes, she said, if I stay home with her, she'll just be punishing herself, which every parent relates to is true. Was like, oh, this is working out worse for me, I think right now? Yeah, how come every punishment or consequence is really Yeah, it's almost worse for the parents than this for the kids usually, So Becky asks Jesse if they can move the picnic to her place. Jesse gets the hint, saying his signature have Mersey before he kisses her in front of the entire family. He's very excited for this picnic, right, I kept thinking this with a euphemism or something else. It is, I think it is. That's why I was saying, that's what the joke was. He was very excited for the picnic, you know. Yeah, no, no, it's yeah, it kind of picnic. It's not the trcutery board that he's looking forward to. Right, your cuter rear board. Sorry, that was That was terrible, Jock. I don't even know why, man, but I enjoyed it. I'm easy, I'm easy. So, as Jesse and Becky are about to walk out, Stephanie exclaims, I have a better idea. Let's have the picnic in my room. Oh, Stephanie, he's so innocent, so unaware. I'm not talking about a picnic. Yeah. She grabs Becky's hand and yanks her towards the stairs, forcing Jesse to follow. DJ grabs her dad's hand and forces him off the couch. She tells him, you're gonna take me and kim me to the movies. Then, Michelle, they're very that's the yeah, yeah, I it's setting up. It's setting up the whole episode. Here, Michelle grabs Joey's hand and forces him off the couch. She declares, let's play hide and seek all at once. The men are being tugged around the house by the kids. Next, in the kitchen, we start with a shot of the rainy window, just in case you forgot that the weather's being used as a plot device here. Yes, yes, we hear DJ complaining about being late and missing the show. They get to the door and DJ storms inside. Kimmy follows sarcastically, telling Danny, nice going, mister T, and Danny says, don't call me mister T. He walks in and reminds the girls it's not my fault the movie was sold out. DJ DJ argues, we have to admit you did drive a little slow on the side. You did drive a little on the slow side, and Kimmy criticizes, my grandmother goes faster than you without a car. Wow. Burn Wow, he's so rude, Like you know, I just I love it. She's so rude. So Stephanie trot's down the stairs with a big grin lasted on her face. She exclaims, what a great picnic. Jesse and Becky follow behind her, looking less enthused. Jesse responds, yeah, for you, you ate all the caviar delicious. Now I know where my taste started for an eight year old, I love. I will never forget going to the Plaza Hotel as a kid for some I was there for some press stamp something for New York and we got to stay there and I had I put caviar on my Omelet. I was wilbably like Omelet. They had a caveat that is there was an omelet station wow at the like Sunday big breakfast thing, and I was like, I want to try that, and I'm glad to pass. To this day, I am still talking about it. It's just salty, It's delicious. Love. I do love, I do love me a good mouth full assault. True. Yeah, sure so Steff admits who knew stinky little fish eggs could be so delicious? Becky. He pats her on the arm and comments, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Steph, and then she tells Danny, you owe me two hundred dollars. Becky tells everyone that she better get going and she grabs her giant picnic basket before heading out. Jesse walks her out and they say goodbye. We hear Joey shout by Becky from somewhere nearby, but he's nowhere to be seen. Jesse walks over to a wooden cabinet and swings the door open. Sure enough, Joey's inside. He explains, I'm playing hide and seek with Michelle on cue. Michelle stomps up the stairs and spots Joey, shouting I found you, and Joey pouts thanks a lot, Jess. He takes his games very serious. Yeah, he's like he'd probably been in there for like an hour. Oh easily. Then, as DJ's looking through the paper, she tells everyone she has some good news. The new ice skating rink opened today, so the guys can take them. Kimmy thoughtfully adds, you don't have to wait in the parking lot, you can come in and watch us, and Steph says let's go in. Her love when kids stay stuff like that, you're like, oh, oh can I great? Thanks? You can drive us there and pay for it and even sit there and do nothing and watch us. You're welcome, oh kids. So the girls run out of the room. Michelle follows them, shouting, wait for me, I got little legs. Jesse's baffled. He asks the guys, when did we agree to take them ice skating, and Joey matches his frustration. They don't even ask anymore. They just assume that their wish is our command, Danny. Danny's just as riled up. The worst part is, I don't remember getting one thank you today? Do you? Joey racks his brain for the things they have said today. Give me, get me, buy me, drive me, find me. Nope, no, no thank you man. Joe Jesse points out how unappreciative they are. He cooks, he cleans, he irons, and then he catches himself and gasps, I'm starting to sown like my mother. Okay, yep, we'll let that one gout. Yeah, Danny declares we should give them a taste of their own medicine. The girls walk back in with their skates in hand. Who is this common to own ice skates? I mean, it's San Francisco. I know it's colder than here, but like, who owns ice skates? Is? I owned ice skates? But I was? I used to ice skate when I was a kid. Oh, it's okay, ice skating lessons. But I don't know that that was a k I don't that's not necessarily a common thing in California would rent. You'd rent them, right, because you're not unless you're like playing hockey or true figure skating. But yeah, just for like a casual activity. I don't know. Apparently these Tanners take them. They're skating very seriously. If anyone states.
It could be Danny's aversion to rental skates, you know what I mean, it could like you're not putting your feet into an into skates where someone else's feet where he doesn't might not trust the cleaning process.
True, like the bowling everything, bowling shoes, like yeah, pretty rain so okay, so yeah, okay, we'll say it. All of the footwear for the entire family, for any possible sport. They might need all of it. They've got skis, they've got roller skates. Yeah, they can't rent anything. Yeah, I love it. So stuff shouts, okay, boys, let's ride. But Danny tells them there's a new plan. They're going to stay home and play a game where the guys are the kids and the girls are the adults. And Steph is loving the thought of being an adult. She so we can do whatever we want, and Danny nods, yep, DJ grins all right, yes, but Kimmy points out, there's got to be a catch. Jesse agrees there better be a catch. Danny lay a catch on them. Danny admits there is a catch. The girls have to assume all the responsibilities that come with being a parent. They all agree that they will do it. Sounds easy. Oh yes. Joey recruits the guys to the living room to watch the rest of that basketball game. But before they can walk out, steph Yell's not so fast. She whispers to DJ. Let's see if this works. Stephanie demands no watching TV until your rooms are clean. Jesse and Joey are annoyed by this request, but Danny isn't. He's smug as he announces, I guess that means I can watch.
Yeah.
See, it's fun.
He's so vindicated, you know. Yeah, He's like, finally, it's see, you will want to be me one day.
It's true. I get it.
My room's always clean. I'm like, oh yeah, no, you know what I can do sit here with crippling guilt.
That's what I can do. My room's clean. Yeah, I love it. So just then, Michelle darts into the room wearing a cute little beanie on her head. She shouts, I'm ready to ouse skate, and DJ tells her forget it, they're not going ouse skating. Michelle throws her arms up in the air. Make up your minds, and she rips off her beany and throws it on the ground. The ouse thing is it grapes on me a little Well, it's it's not. They're not really doing anything with it, except she says it, and it's cute. I guess that's the whole. I don't know. It's is that a thing we've talked about this before? Is that a thing the Olson's were doing or that's that was just a scripting Maybe it was at one point, but then it became a scripted little thing. I don't know. And that's just like almost like a catchphrase. But it's not funny after the first time, right, okay. So next in the living room, the girls are all filing in carrying plates of junk food. Michelle shouts party time and Stephanie suggests that they watch the Top ten video countdown. Kimmy admits, I love being grounded here back from nineteen thirty two, right the death Danny video countdown. I used to watch those, like everybody, yeah, yeah, because we're old now, they'd be like like top ten, like YouTube videos like no MTV like MTV videos like seven minute music videos like yeah, what does that mean? Yeah? That was it. You'd always try to like guess what the top three would be, and it was, Yeah, it was. That was appointment TV. So Kimmy admits I love being grounded here, and Michelle stands by the carton of Bluebell ice cream and demands, I want my iuce cream. DJ emphasizes that it's ice cream, and Michelle gives a sassy response, That's what I said, don't you listen. That's why we say ouse creat because it sets up that incredible joke, sets up that joke. Yeah, it's not the strongest joke, but whatever, I'm going to start saying ice cream now, Okay, Stephanie begins to count down on your mark, get set, pig out. They all reach for various junk food items with excitement. Then Joey walks in telling them it's lunchtime. DJ responds, no thanks, we skipped right to dessert, and Joey reiterates, uh no, I mean lunch for us kids. Remember the people you're responsible for. Steph narrows her eyes. Aha, this is the catch. Joey tells them to hurry, he cleaned his room and everything. Dg agrees to make lunch, but the kids have to set the table. Kimmy realizes she's got to get out of there before they put her to work. She gathers up various desserts and reaches for the bowl of ice cream, and Michelle furiously warns her, don't touch my ouse cream. You're right, and you know what it was at more even it was funnier the sixth time they said it. They're beating this into the ground. I know. It's just the only the only justification I can see is that it comes back later when adult Michelle says ouse cream, that's the whole thing. That is the whole thing. Yeah, I guess, yeah. But they're still They don't need to say it six times, so you know this one reference would have been enough. Okay. So in the kitchen, the guys are sitting politely at the table ready for lunch. DJ hands Jesse a peeb and j on wheat. Danny gets a ham and cheese on rye, and Joey receives an egg salad on white no crust. DJ excuses themselves, hoping they could still catch some of the top ten videos. Sure enough, Michelle runs to the doorway and alerts them to hurry up because they're missing number five. DJ and Stuff are eager to leave, but before they make it out of the kitchen, Jesse tells them hold it. He examines sandwich, telling the girls it's grape jelly, and they know he likes strawberry jelly. DJ acts aloof how could that have slipped my mind? One peanut butter and strawberry jelly coming up. Steph knows her work is done, so she waves and says bye, but Danny calls out to her before you go, Can I have some juice? Stephanie nods some juice? Of course? Where was my head? She grabs a glass and sets it on the table. Joey admits that's a great idea. She should make it too. Stephanie asks if anyone else would like juice, and Jesse answers no, so she grabs one extra glass and heads back to the table when Jesse says, make mine milk.
Oh, it's getting irritated, but it's all so real, Like it's all so real, you know, when you're just and you look at it, and they do it as Dean's and you look at you.
This is if you give a mouse a cookie. This is that book. It's that you know. It's one request leads to another requests to another request, right, and it never ends. And they're they're like really bad customers, like you know, they're complain and then they don't leave a tip like that. This is not ye, yeah, it's terrible. So Jesse brings Jesse's Sorry. DJ brings Jesse's new sandwich to him. As Stephanie brings milk and juice to the table, Joey notices her selection of apple juice and clarifies, I wanted orange juice with an eggceled sandwich. Yeah, I know, all right, that's a bad choice. Yeah, She grunts with frustration, going back to the fridge once more and bringing the orange juice with her. Danny calls out, well, I'll take the apple. Stephanie storms back to the table and returns the apple juice. Since DJ is done with her sandwich duties, she tells Stephanie she'll see her in the living room, but Jesse tells her to hold it once more. He points out that there's still grape on one of the corners. This is such a can't have it touching such a key. Ye, can't have this is very like toddler specific too, when they're like yeah they get so mad, well, yeah, this one piece of food is touching the other piece of food, or yeah, they're so picky. I didn't like when my dad made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because when he would cut them in half, he'd hold them down so tight, like it was like the sandwich was running away, that he'd put these big giant fingerprints in it. And I didn't like. I didn't like how he cut the sandwich. That was like that was like, no, that's just gross. Then it's just smashed. It's just a smashed piece of bread. Yeah, you got to have the sharp knife and a gentle touch. Yeah, that's how you gotta cut your sandwich. Mom cut the sandwich better and that was yeah. Yeah, and every parent understands that you cut it beard, Yeah, I get it. It's this is relatable, yep. But DJ tells him just don't eat that corner, and Jesse argues that once the sandwich is closed, it's hard to tell which is the grape infested corner. DJ grabs the sandwich and takes a bite out of each corner to assure that the grape is gone. The audience gives a rowdy applause for the creative problem solving, and DJ assures Jesse that now he is safe. That was a very funny bit of physical comedy. That was a good bit, a really good bit. Michelle shows up at the doorway once more, shaking her hips as she announces Millie Vanilly is next. Oh yeah, there's a reference for you, Milli Vanilly. She walks away while she's still shaking her hips, yelling rock and roll. This is a cute bit for the number of like forced bits they make her do like this is actually really cute and seems true of a toddler. You know, she's just walking out, so adorable. So DJ and Stephanie start to head out, but Joey stops them. Uh, girls, before we drink, we need ice. DJ's stuff narrow their eyes. They do as they're told, grabbing the glasses from each of them. Danny quests cubed ice, not crushed, and Joey requests crushed ice not cubed. Steph sarcastically asks would anyone like them carved as little animals. Oh, steph would have hated to see the uh the ice cube trends on TikTok, all the weird little random shapes. Just an entire ice breezer full of seventeen different shaped ice cubes. Geeze, yeah you hated that. Yeah, she'd have been like, are you for real? She's over this. Stephanie storms away to grab the ice and Jesse points out another problem they gave him, chunky peanut butter, and DJ does not understand the problem. Chunky peanut butter. Chunky peanut butter. Okay, do I'm a chunky I mean, smooth is fine. I'll accept it. It doesn't give me the it doesn't give me the flavor party in the mouth. Oh wow, crunchy crunchy peanut butter. Yeah, because it gives a little texture, And yeah, I do. I love love me some crunchy peanut butter. Jesse, though, does not No, He's not in a chunky kind of mood, he says. DJ insists she will not be making another sandwich, and Jesse insists, well, he's not asking her to. He just wants DJ to take the itsy bitsy, ugly little chunks of peanuts out of his sandwich. DJ announces lunch is over. Joey examines his juice glass that is now filled with ice, asking Stephanie if she can make it half crushed, half cubed, and she shouts, I've had it. Go to your rooms. Jesse Mutter's great game, Danny. Now we're being punished. They walk to their rooms and Stephanie reminds them no talking. The girls show them off, and the men oblige. This is what the guys should have done from seed one, you know, like they should have just sent the girls to their rooms. Why are they going to the shouldn't they put them in? Like, Okay, actually here's the thing we're trying to teach you at and said they're like, oh no.
What do we do now?
And you're like, what has happened? Just say no? Just don't you guys have to like yeah, yeah, like actually this is the point. Great, the girls are actually teaching them how to parent instead of the guys teaching the girls a lesson. But the guys aren't having it. Yeah. I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what the Yeah, the lesson is, don't say anything. I don't know. I don't know I don't know what the lesson is at this point. This is just a weird air. This is the lesson is like the dads will just really stick to a bit. Is what the you know that they are committed once they say that you're the adult of the day. Oh no, yeah, take the car, guys can still do. Yeah, the bit has to work. It has to work. That's the most important thing. The screw the parenting lessons, the bit. So yeah, that's it, Like, I guess we're the kids now. So DJ and Stuff shake their heads and disbelief. DJ comments talk about selfish, spoiled brats, and Stephanie agrees. All I have to say is how rude. So down in Joey's room, Danny and Jesse trudge into the room and Danny wait, from two sides of the staircase? Oh yes, so one is coming from the kitchen.
There is coming from the kitchen. There's only one staircase down into the basement. This has always been the question of why are there two sides to.
The and where do the other stairs lead to? If only they only could lead that's the only way you get into the basement. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So where I don't. I don't know. Well, I maybe there's anyway I just if that one. Maybe I should have saved it for the everwhere you look, but it everywhere you look people are coming from staircases. Yeah, well it would have been easy just to have them come down the same set of stairs. So why, I don't know if we're thinking too hard about this, I'm sure, but you are accurate. It is. This is weird, very weird. So Danny tells Joey they need to talk. Joey protests, you guys snuck down here. The girls grounded us. We're all going to get in big trouble. I can't. Joe's really committed to the bit. Jesse that actor. Yeah, he's like, no, I am I am the joker. Yeah, it's so committed. But Jesse reminds him, hey, it's just a game. Yes, right, guys, it's just a game. You don't even have to be here, right right. Yeah. So Danny questions, allowed, how did my plan backfire? We didn't say anything because you Yeah, you didn't make the connection their children. That's why, that's why you plan backfar. We're expecting the children to reasonably work out what you were trying to tell them. Yeah, it's very passive aggressive, you know, right, did this happened? Right? So joe he responds, if we don't put a stop to this right now, we're going to be waiting on them hand and foot for the rest of our lives. Yeah, because Joey's really committed to the bit, He's like, we don't stop this now, we'll never leave. They'll never leave his room. They'll be grounded for life. Right. The irony of it, though, is hilarious to me. So, uh, Danny's horrified for the rest of our lives. Oh, man, I can see it now. We're still living in the house. The girls are still living in the house. The dog Comet is still living in the house. He shakes his head in disbelief. This is not a pretty picture. Yeah, that cues up the dream sequence. By the way, I now want this episode. I want the Dream Secrets to cut into a fuller House episode. Oh, like, I want to join. I want to edit those two things together and do it. Do it with us, but then but with ault actually right, right, because we're actually older than those actresses were. Yes, but at this point, right, that's terrifying. That is so terrifying. Anyway. I just when it was like, oh, we're gonna still be I was like, just in my head, I was like, and then it cuts to Fuller House, Yeah right, we're still living there. We were still yeah, you're right in Danny, You're right, well except for about Commet, but but still yeah, they still look like girls are still in the house. Were yeah, yeah, they are true. That was very accurate. Oh, I wish we had referred to this episode on Fuller like, I wish there had been some sort of I don't know something. So now in this stream sequence, we are in the kitchen. Danny hobbles in, now a much older man. He looks at the older version of Comet, who's lying on the floor. Danny croaks, stay Commet, lay dead. The dog doesn't move, and Danny is hesitant. You are just playing, aren't you. The poor dog? The poor dog has heard it in Flower They were like, just dump the dog in powder and it'll be yeah, this poor dog. Like there has to be some animal laws that are are different now, you know these way animals boy. So then Danny begins to talk to his Dustbuster, saying, come on, Dusty, let's see if you still got any suck left in you you know that? Uh you know it took him ten times to get that line out without laughing or making an inappropriate joke. So he turns it on and it yanks him forward with the power. Just then, a much older Joey waddles up the stairs, mimicking Popeye's laugh. He's carrying a large bag of potato chips and continuing his impression, well blow me down, where's me olive oil? That was eight? Oh? Thank you, thank you? You get the the little throaty Yeah, yeah, I appreciated that. Did you practice? I did not? Okay, that was a game day decision here to try to like voice thank you. So Danny vacuums up the tiny piece of potato chip that Joey is holding, and he's shocked, you dirt obsessed old fool, you sucked up my chip. Danny insists that he knew Joey was gonna drop it, and Joey pats his big belly and asks, do I look like I've dropped any chips? The two of them begin to argue, and that's when old Jesse slowly makes his way down the stairs. Horrifying, horrifying, you know we did It's funny because when we were watching this, I was like, he looks like Little Richard. And then we just interview with Frankie and she was like, yeah, little Richard. I was like, oh right, yeah, now that was I think maybe the same wig now, but it was, I mean, they looked. It was great. It was Little Richard meets Sammy Davis Junior meets Zis meets you know, there's a lot of reference. Yeah, meets like some like I don't know, forty big girl in the Vegas Leopard, Yeah, Vegas show Girl. Yep. It was. It was fantastic, Like what a sight to be old. Yeah, So he yells at the boys, what are you muttering about? Every time I come around, you're muttering. He's clearly lost it as he starts to ramble about it being in a beautiful day, which turns into him remembering when he ate a burrito in nineteen ninety four. And I have to laugh though, because John mutters. He does, Yeah, he's a mutterer, Yeah, scratching, scratching his hair, playing Yeah, guys like, well, Danny says, we're muttering. You're muttering. You think you're such a hot young stud and your jungle jammies. He became a Billy Crystal in princelle Bride. Oh yeah, yeah, all of the old men became Billy Crystal in Princess Bride. Yeah, just complaining and right, all of a sudden, like who we were as young people, but it's going to be who we are as old people. They you could tell they were having fun, right, this bit which is all I could see was ben when I looked at Bob's dad. Yeah, oh maybe that was his inspiration. Yeah, right for the character. So Jesse fires back, at least I still have my hair, and Danny uses his vacuum to suck up the wig on Jesse's head, revealing he's actually bald. Danny proudly shouts, now I have your hair, and Joey lets out a round of muttering laughs. Oh that bald cap man, that was. That was scary to see John without hair like and it obviously was like not a great bald cap, but it was, well, there's so much hair under there. It's you know, it's like hard to pack three inches. Yeah, you can't. There's only so much you can do. He had saran wrap his head. It was it was horrifying. Yeah, so then we hear a knock on the door and Jesse panics, that's my date. Put on my hair fast. Danny fastens the giant wig back onto Jesse's head and Jesse asks how does it look? And Joey sarcastically says, very lifelike. Jesse slowly makes his way to the door. His wig is now facing sideways. He opens it to reveal an older Becky. She sees Jesse and cox my main squeeze. Jesse jokes, I wouldn't have squeeze me too hard. I just ate. Becky makes her way. I'm loving the vocal work that you're doing in this episode here on the show. So well, you're old people, You're yeah, your Popeye, you're old people pop Eye. It's great. I'm very I'm into this. I'm i jell us that they didn't. I'm kind of jealous they an age us up, you know, they just hired other actresses to play us older. But I'm like, I kind of wanted to be aged up, you know. That would that would have been fun if they fuller aged us up on fuller, that would be we would have rocked that bit. We would have been committed to there's still time. There is still time. So as Becky makes her way into the kitchen, we notice her posterior has gotten quite large, and Joey makes a joke. Hey, Becky, look out for that hippopotamus behind you. She turns around to see what he means, obviously not understanding the joke, but Joey continues, Oh, sorry, you really ought to put some reflectors on that, saying but he's got a giant belly, right, It's like, okay, you live in a glasshouse, don't throw stones, stones or potato chips. Also, these like I know it's the eighties, the nineties, but like these fat jokes really were these really that fun in nineteen ninety? Like, I know, I can't ever believe that it was ever that funny that they keep making these jokes, but yeah, well, I mean it could be. That's the case for a lot of the jokes I think on ours, very true, very true. Yeah, Becky and Jesse, you give each other a peck on the cheek, and Jesse comments have but he can't remember his cat trace. Yeah, Danny tries to help him a nice bowl of cream of wheat. Jesse tells him it has nothing to do with breakfast. He tries again have and Becky finally finishes it for him, Mercy, you'll whop. Jesse tells her that's wrong. He decides it's actually have pity, oh dear, which until you're old and you forget something so very basic, you really have no compassion for it, until you're like, wait, wait what Y's Oh no, yeah, you forget something that's right there in front of your face. Yes, this is oddly relatable. So Jesse brags, come on, babe, let's go down to the smash club and you can watch me do my thing. Becky smacks his hand lovingly. I'm so proud of you. She turns to the guys and gushes, my honey is the world's oldest Elvis impersonator. Jesse tries to show off his impersonation, saying thank you very much, pretty mama. He tells her to watch him shake, and he begins to finally jiggle his entire body. He shakes the wig clean off his head. Rich Oh my god, I was like, what is happening? What is happening? This is just it's getting worse. It's getting worse, every right. So Becky asks Joey if he left her some donuts, and he admits if I did, it was purely by accident. Danny and Joey stare at her inflated behind, and Jesse notices. He yells, hey, don't look at my woman, and Danny asks where am I supposed to look? Your woman is everywhere? So I was like, wait, so are we both making a fat joke and objected, I don't. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was like, oh, there's layers. There are definitely multiple layers here. Yeah. Yeah, So Joey gives another muttering laugh once again, before telling Danny it's time to bring the girls their breakfast. Janny follows behind him into the living room, telling Joey not to eat all of the breakfast on the way up. Jesse grabs a tray too, and they all file out with their breakfast trays. Meanwhile, Becky stays in the kitchen with a plate full of desserts to enjoy. She uses two kitchen chairs to sit down on before having her snack. Oh Becky, Becky. Next in the hallway, Joey is about to take a bite of toast, but Jesse yells at him to stop. Joey spits back, get off my case. I found it in my robe. Jesse opens the door as Joey and Danny mutter insults to each other behind him. He enters the room shouting okay, rise and shine, get up DJ. An older woman who resembles DJ quite well, gets up and looks at the time she criticizes breakfast before noon grader. Then, an older version of Stephanie sits up in her bed and shouts how rude. DJ tells her younger sister, I'm so disgusted with hearing how rude. She pleads to Danny. I can't take it anymore. I need my own room. Danny reminds her this town is full of rooms. Go rent one the both of you. Yes, yeah, serious boundaries, Danny boundaries. Oh, Siri just wanted to jump in on the conversation. She was like, what wait, what serious analysis of this sequence? Room? Yeah? I found seven rooms. So Stuff stands up and wonders why I leave. Uncle. Jesse does my cooking, Joey does my laundry, and Dad, you do my cleaning. I love my life. DJ glares at her, your perkiness is no longer cute, and Joey chimes in, telling Danny, I think it's time for the one day You'll appreciate your sister lecture. Danny simply repeats Joey's words to the girls, one day You'll appreciate your sister, and Jesse congratulates them on a good lecture. That great lecture to the point, Yeah, yeah, I prefer you here. Yeah, me too. Perfect. Danny tells the girls to hug, so they do. The guys watch an awe at the sisterly moment, but it's short lived. They all yell in unison, now move out, DJ and Stuff sit down for breakfast, and Joey decides to take the third extra seat. Jesse frantically yells for Michelle to get in here and eat her breakfast before it becomes another chin for Joey. Older Michelle Waltz is in wearing a nightgown and a little ponytail on top of her head. She greets everyone, Hi people, and Joey comments, ah, Michelle, just in time for breakfast. She sighs, I'm not in the mood for breakfast. Do you have any ice cream? Oh? There it is hilarity. There's the hilarious joke, there's the payoff, yolks. Was it worth it? I don't know. The entire family shouts in unison, it's ice cream, and Joey adds, and I ate the last gallon this morning, Michelle frowns. A nuts. I will say Jane was a fabulous adult, Michelle. She really nailed the like, oh, facial expressions and everything that was really funny. And that's gotta be hard to imitate a three year old, Like it's she did a very good job with the catchphrases, the wide eyes. Yeah, everything she did, she nailed it. Just then, an attractive woman in a brightly colored outfit walks in greeting the family, Hi Tanners. Jesse holds his heart and screams, Kimmy Gambler, Oh my god. Joey and Danny both stand in awe, shouting, whoa baby. She smiles at them. So weird. It's so weird. Wait, why is it weird? It's just weird to me, Like, I don't know, it's just weird that like it's just weird. I don't know that they're like so outwardly like obnoxious. I guess over someone that they've treated so meanly, and it's just the implication is like, wow, we didn't care until she was cute. I mean, and I know that's it's just so like it's just like, yes, I mean I think we're not meant to dissect it quite that heavily, but yes, no, that is the implications. That's the joke, is that we should have been nice to her because now she's cute and so what it's Yeah, it is weird. Yeah it was nineteen ninety, but you know, if we're meant to just take it on the surface level, it's a funny. It's a funny gag. So she smiles at them and teases, eat your heart out, boys, Too bad. You weren't nicer to me when I was a kid. Joey and Jesse hyperventilate at the sight of her. That's what I'm saying. It's weird, like it's sort of I don't know. Well, yes, if you if you think that, yes, they're talking about the their daughter, Danny's daughter's best friend who's thirteen. Then it gets yeah, I don't know, Okay, I'm thinking too much? Ill, sup. That's the way. Well, that's what we do. We overthink it and dissect it and we're like, oh, it's just a sick colm, right. So Kimmy tells the girls to hurry up, they got to get to the mall. Gimme waves and smiles at the old men Audios Tanners. I love though Ronda nailed it, like she was such a perfect casting. Yeah, she's perfect casting for this. But I do wish like there was no old tanner Ritos at this time or Audios Tannerito, like there was none of that that was you know, we were missing. I missed it. It really does an ol ar Audios Tenerritos. Yeah, well there wasn't a Tanertos. I don't think. No, I wasn't a thing yet. That wasn't a thing. Yeah, that was at least somewhere in the future. Yeah, but that's okay. DJ stands and tells Stephanie, I'll get dad's credit cards. Steph decides she'll go make a list of chores for the guys to do while they're gone. Michelle wags her finger in Danny's face and don't forget, we'll need a ride. Danny decides whoever can make it downstairs first will drive them. Michelle gives a thumbs up. You got it, dude. Danny throws his arms in the air and disbelief. She was so smart when she was three. What happened? Then there's a very oddly timed commercial break in the middle of this dream sequence. Right, it was really jarring. Yeah, it was like, hold on, wait, we'll be back. It's still in the dream sequence. It's still gona be weird. Yes, when we come back, we are still in the girls room. Right, still the dreams dream sequence, and geriatric Jesse asks the older man, did you hear one thank you today? Joey and Danny shake their heads no. Jesse criticizes Danny, how could you let your kids get so out of control? Joey shrugs, you can't blame me. I'm just the old, fat guy who lives in the basement. Jesse shakes his head with despair. Our lives are pathetic, and Danny argues, no, your hair is pathetic. He snatches the wig off Jesse's head and hobbles away from Jesse. Then he tosses the wig to Joey. They play this Monkey in the middle game with Jesse's wig, and then Joey shoots the wig into the girl's toy bin and Danny closes the lid shut with victory. Jesse is repeatedly shouting, give me my hair, Give me my hair and he tackles Danny. Oh boy, they must have had so much fun doing this scene though. I was just watching their faces and they were like just having the most fun time, being absolutely ridiculous. This is the polar opposite of that bizarre Michelle dream sequence. I don't know if it's the polar opposite what I'd say, it's definitely like forty five degrees in the in a better direction. Yeah, you can tell it's funny. It makes sense. It's not like the actors are enjoying it, like this is how you do a dream sequence. People like that the other one fever dream with Michelle, it was really bizarre. I'm still recovery that. Yeah. So Joey joins in the dog pile, crashing his big belly into the pile of guys. Danny and Jesse keep bickering with one another, and then the flash forward ends. We're back in Joey's room present day. Danny is staring off into the distance, concluding the story with and we all lived miserably ever after, Jesse tells him that was so depressing. Wait, so I'm trying to figure out the law, the law of physics here with this dream sequence. Are they all is Danny telling them a story as he's imagining it, or are they all three of them dreaming up this confused? Yes, it's it's all of it. Okay, yes, yes, it's just I know we're not meant to think too hard about this, but I was like, what is happening there? All is a shared unreality? Okay, yeah, it's that's the thing.
Is I guess the implication is, yes, that Danny is telling this story about how horrible it's going to be.
But they've all this is what they've what Danny has described it to be. Like, Okay, it must have been a very vivid description because they're incredibly yeah. Yeah, yeah, and they're all having the same Maybe they all took the same drugs. Oh yeah, okay, okay, that's good explanation. So Joey can't imagine the girls still living here, and Jesse clarifies, no, no, not that my hair. Referring to the depressing part, Danny insays, it doesn't have to be that way. They can all learn something from that little story. Yeah, be the adults, you know what I mean, like the boundaries before the kids turn Yeah, kick him out, you know, make them pay for their own stuff, so, uh they can. He says, uh, oh where am i Joey. Joey nods in agreement. Yeah, I'm gonna start being really nice to Kimmy Gibbler, which sit anyway, because she's a child. I know, poor Kimmy. And this is only the beginning, right, this is this is little to hold the candle. Later they know that Kimmy is going to run a QVC empire, right uh so just then, stephan DJ make their way downstairs. Stephanie questions the guys, I thought we sent you two to your rooms, and Joey defends himself. They snuck down here without permission, and Jesse calls him a kiss up. Joey's still committed to this bit, like he's not letting me go. Yeah, he was like, yeah, no, I can't. I'm sorry, Yeah, not me right. DJ interjects, telling the guys it's time they have a little talk. Jesse size, great, first we get punished, now we're getting a lecture. DJ scolds them, you deserve a lecture after the way you behaved today. We try to make you a nice lunch, and what do we get. Steph concludes, Zippo, not a thank you, not a hey pal, good going, not a Mochus, Grassius and Mago, and she continues to rattle off all the different ways they could have thanked them. Jesse stands saying he'd like to ask them something. How does it feel not to get a thank you? And Steph scrunches her face. Crummy, Danny Ads, just imagine how much crummier you would have felt if you had to wash our sweaters, And Joey says, rush out for our film, and Jesse continues, shared your caviar picnic. Danny Ads dropped everything to take us to the movies, and it clicks. DJ finally realizes what's going on. Wow, that take a long time for everyone in this house to figure out. It took twenty one minutes, right, yeah, for the adults and the kids to get the point. This would have been a really short episode if you're gone, you know, yeah, it would have naturally. Yeah, hey, don't do that. Oh got it right? Yeah? Sorry? Oh so DJ grabs stuff and they quickly excuse themselves when they moved to the other side of the room. No one can hear them. That's what that is so sitcom, right, It's like they don't that doesn't. They can't hear them, right, they're talking, No one can hear them. So did you ask Steph if she said a thank you for any of the things the guys did for them today? Stephanie admits no, did you, and DJ shakes her head. No. She reiterates to Steph, this game was to teach us a lesson and you know what we needed one. Steph nods. I think we owe them a couple thousand thank yous. I love like these kids are great. They get it, like they understand, they talk about it, they realize what they have to do to make up. You know, this is I don't think they need the parents, really, they don't. To be fair, I don't think they need them. I mean, I think in this situation they should be like, you know, actually, I think we are going to stay in control. I think we I think we got this. Yeah, they're running a tight ship. You know, the girls aren't doing a bad job. So, yeah, it's what happened. How did what are my kids to act like that? I know, right, my kids have never had a little heart to heart like this. Oh they've never had it been like, oh, you know what, it's us. They know they're we're right. No, right, no, no, that is that's this is not relatable, this at all. So the girls make their way back to the guys. DJ starts off by saying, we really blew it today. You guys do so much, and you're so wonderful, and sometimes we just expect you to be wonderful and we forget to tell you how much we appreciate how wonderful you are. The guys smile, and DJ concludes what we're trying to say is you guys are really wonderful, and Stephanie chimes in, I just want to say thank you, thanks, hey, pal, good going. She continues with all of the ways to say thank you, but DJ stops her. She tells steph to just hug them. The girls take turn hug in each family member as the credits role and the audience applause. And that showed all right at the episode. Now that we've reviewed it, you did not have flattering things to say. I guess it's not as you know, and it's not as it wasn't as bad.
While watching it, I was just like, oh, but I think it was the it was I think I was so recently scarred by the dream sequence experience that it was like a you know, it's just a knee jerk reaction that it was worse than it actually was. I mean, I loved this one where the guys aged up.
I mean it's one of the classic ones that you know we remember. Yeah, No, it's it's cute, it's funny, it's silly. It's very full house. You know, it's so funny. The adults are idiots, the kids aren't, and everyone figures it out. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. This is this is the top five. Yeah, because it's such it's so relatable to.
Both parents and I mean, I'm about the kids, but like you know, if you have young people, if you are responsible for their care, you know that they are just like, yeah, hey, do this for me, and you're like, wait, wait, you know I have a life too.
Like who's the parent in this situation? Yeah? Yeah, Now, this episode was It was campy, it was funny. It was over the top, but all in like a good in a good way, not a creepy way. But it's like you leaned into the campiness of it, and it was very, very funny and very silly. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely appreciated it. I liked it. It's one of those that stick out in your mind too, like you always remember though they are oh for sure, word episode, although I will say there's an there is then another flash forward episode, isn't there where Kimmy is like peg Bundy. Oh yeah, well that I think is a I don't know if it's a flash what is that. It's a weird dream. It's like a it's like a nightmare sequence has his hair getting a pot belly and just in a Kimmy gibbler. Yeah, dressing like peg Bundy. I do remember that, but I can't remember. So, yeah, it's a sort of a through line. Jesse loses his hair and uh, someone's wearing leopard print. Right, Okay, well those are those are the common ingredients to a dress sequence in full House, right, and you know caps and leopard Here we are and John hasn't lost his hair, so no, no, sixty what are the sixty one? Now sixty one? Yeah, the gorgeous, gorgeous head of hair.
Not going to worry about, nothing to worry about. It's not gonna look not going to look like a sideways wig. Wearing that was hysterical.
It was great. It looked like a cue tip. Well, did you have any everywhere you look? So? Did you before we before we round my? I think my everywhere you look when they came down from opposite sides of the staircase, because it was also something that we didn't really ever do. Yeah, because it does kind of make you go, well, wait, where's the other? Like yeah, and that was mine. I forgot that there were even stairs going in that direction, so yeah, I don't Yeah, I don't know anyway, that was mine. That was really mine. I didn't have any others, did you? I didn't really, not a good one. No. I just couldn't stop staring at your flipper like it was a very but I could tell. I'm like, oh, Jodie's got a flipper in this episode fake tooth, So you must have lost a tooth recently. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure I had some snaggle tooth happening and it was yeah, I had to fill it in. Huh. But I didn't notice. Yeah, I didn't even notice that. I wasn't paying that much attention you're looking at you were you were distracted by all of the the uh costume and looking Yeah, looks a lot, but well that. That was it for everywhere you look moments. That's it. We were light on everywhere you look. It's sort of everywhere you glance. Yeah, every clan like a look. Yeah.
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Thankfully, I'm I almost yeah, I just made it almost almost all the way to great job today all things can say.
Thanks, have pity, No, no, really, no have pity. I do I do pity for you. Oh well, thanks you guys for listening, and we will talk to you next time. And remember the world is small, but the oh no, let's see I have now. I was gonna say the world is small, but the wig cap is full, but that sounded weird. Well no, that makes sense. It's full of John Tayn. So yeah, yeah, the world is small, small, small, that's what it is. That's what it is. The world is is small, The wig is small, but the doors always open. Yeah yeah, yep, good enough for good enough for today. It was words words, words are going to go take my wig off now, time for your nap,
