For a special minisode, the ladies are building out the Full House yearbook by giving out superlative awards to beloved characters and making sure everyone is included! Do you agree with their choices? Or do they need to cut it out?
Oh wait, that's right. Sorry, you go, I'll be quiet.
This is no this is it's my turn to mess up the intro because you've done enough mess man.
Who really messed that one? Was it me?
Was it you?
I don't know.
Well, we didn't discuss Okay, so hi, welcome back to how Rude Tan Rito's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jodie Sweeten. Okay, now that we got that out of the way, So we're doing a minisode today, but it's it's a different we're playing a game, and so, yeah, we didn't talk. We haven't talked about this. We don't know what this is.
No, we haven't. We don't even know what's gonna happen. I mean more so than any other.
Episode, right, we're mostly unprepared for this today.
I have to say, though, I looked at this ahead of time, because did well, because you're always prepared for things. And I was like, Andrea is gonna already have her list and picked out and know things, and I was like, I better look at So I looked at it, you know, fifteen minutes before. But I but I did look at it. And then the best part was is that you were like oh, I didn't even look at this, and I was like, oh my gosh, well.
I I'm normally overly prepared, but I didn't specifically didn't look at this because I wanted my answers to be more like natural.
I just in the looment, like what exactly what we were sort of doing?
Oh? Okay, because usually I'm not really sure.
We've switched personalities. I'm messing up the intro. I'm not prepared for this game.
I'll take that intro. You were doing fine. I just interjected myself and started saying things for no reason. Well, because I always forget that the minisodes, we just kind of go right into it.
You know, we don't do pre show chatter. We I mean, we can if we are right now, but this is the show is this is the chatter.
All right, Well, let's let's let's let's let's play a game.
Let's play a game. If hopefully nobody has turned off the podcast yet and are still listening, they're still with us despite our little faux pas here. Okay, so today we're playing Full House Yearbook, and so we'll be giving superlatives to sixteen full House characters based on their personalities on the show.
And superlatives are those things you know, most likely to be president, best stressed, most popular, those kind of things.
Yeah, oh yeah, this is this is gonna be fun. I like I like these types of games.
I do too.
Okay, so how do we do this? Do we go? You want to go back and forth?
And uh?
Each take a superlative?
I mean I feel like, but where are we gonna? Are we gonna? What if we each have different answers?
That's okay?
Or we are we are we? Is this a consensus thing? We happen to agree? I think we each that's well, we got to pick somebody. We gotta pick somebody for the yearbook.
We have to agree and you some one. I don't think we have to agree? Okay, what can we get the rule book?
Please? Well that's not the rule book, but I thought of you know some Well how about this? Let's agree Where we agree. Where we disagree, it's a battle to the death. No, where we disagree, it's we just we have a we we discuss it and have a thing. Because I would like to hear our wives.
And then the fans can chime in on the on our not Facebook? Where are we Instagram? The fans can chime in on our Instagram page and give their opinions too perfect.
Oh yes, we'd love to hear.
Okay, so you have a plan. We have a plan.
Whether or not we stick to it is the question.
Okay, you start, Okay, I will start go number one?
Mm hmm.
Most likely to be president? Should I? Let's say the Let me tell you the characters. These are our options. Danny Tanner, Jesse Katzopolis, Joey Gladstone, Becky Donaldson, DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Michelle Tanner, Kimmy Giber, Steve Hale, Harry Takeyama, Gia Mahon, Nicki and Alex Katzopolis, Irene Katzopolis, Nick Cazopolis, Nelson Burkhard, and Kathy Santoni. Okay, okay, so most likely to be president it has to be somebody.
Which one was? Nelson?
Nelson was DJ's boyfriend the played by Jason Marsden. It was got it, okay, Yes, it was Nelson and Viper and Vipers the musician guitar dude, and Nelson was like the.
Ridge, yes, and then he came back and he was like billionaire dude or whatever on Fuller or something for a date or something to come back.
Yeah, okay, he came back a different actor. I think Hal Sparks. Starks played at Nelson because we couldn't get Jason back. Yeah, okay, So most likely to be President Jensen Producers podcast. Can I can I throw in one other person?
Oh my gosh, yes, please do.
I would like to throw in the ripper with a.
Break, Oh, the rattail or the seapappy, right, the sail rattail, Ripper and or seapappy.
Okay, okay, okay, so they can also in the mix. So we have got more options. I don't know. Most likely to be president. I'd like you not to pick either one of them, just purely for our country, but any of the other spots.
I mean, I'd pick the sea Pappy at this point. Okay, you know what that's gonna be my write in vote? Actually no, I yeah? Oh boy?
Okay, Well, you want somebody who's a good speaker, somebody who's confident, somebody who's organized, someone who has the best interests of the country's people in mind.
I don't, I don't know, so many thoughts right now, keep you just keep I think, keep it clean. Okay, I am, I am? I am I am. I think, Oh, it's so hard because then once we say one, then they're then they're off the list.
Then they're off the list.
But I I just.
I kind of want to say Harry.
Takama because he's just Harry Is. He's he's on board, he's quick, he he isn't intimidated by female leadership. He's uh, he's he's smarty.
He's very smart, he's very committed. Yeah, he seems very organized. He's a rule follower. He can't cross the street unless.
Her, so he is, he's a rule follower.
I think towards Harry Takama. I thought maybe Danny Tanner, but I don't want to eliminate.
Used him out of the right out of the gate. But yeah, okay, I'm gonna go with Harry. I'm gonna go with Harry.
Okay, then I'm going I'm going with Harry as well, since that was my first and.
I think, I think we have to come up with an agreed answer. We can debate, but we have to agree on what business. That's the that's the point.
That's the point.
Okay, that's the point. Fine, fine, Okay, So it's likely to be president Harry Takiyama.
Yes, President Takeyama. I love it.
I love it. I'm on board. Most changed since the beginning of the.
Series, since the beginning, well, are we talking about like season one versus season eight or season one versus Fuller House last season, like we should we just keep.
This full house related full house really full house. That's because then there's a lot there's a big time gap in between. We don't know what people were doing.
Yeah, that's true.
That's most changed since the beginning of the series, since the start of full House through Fuller or no, excuse me, through from season one full House through season eight eight.
I mean maybe Jesse, like he went from a womanizer.
To yeah that's who I was. Jesse like he kind of he went from not a family guy to dad of twins and moving back into the house because he didn't want to leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's I love watching the growth of Jesse from that that irritating bachelor throwing ta drums to a loving, loving husband and dad. So okay, Jesse Katzopolis.
Yeah, I'd say Jesse. Most changed since the beginning of the series. Jesse okay, sure, next step.
Most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize and Harry Takiyama's already gone, so can't use him, right Nobel Peace Prize yum? Okay, So they have to be smart. They have to be you know, willing to do do good for the world. Okay, like a like a philanthropic type.
I mean, didn't Kissinger win the Nobel Peace Prize, So I don't know that that's necessarily all true. Uh you know, I think it's it's again sort of like, hey, we all vote for you, and it kind of works. But I who are you? Who are you going for? For Peace Prize? I kind of have an idea.
I I think I'm leaning towards Becky, although I don't want to just get rid of all of the main characters right away. But that was who are you what I was going for? Maybe what about Becky? What about Nelson? He could just buy a Nobel Peace Prize because he's got so much money, true, but I I.
That could come in handy, Uh, to be stranded with on a desert island life.
Oh is that I haven't even read these So I'm.
Most likely to change the world. Doesn't save for the say for better or worse? But anyway, okay, I'm gonna say, most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize is Becky.
Yeah, I'm gonna say Becky. That was my gut instinct.
So okay, Becky. Okay, Oh wait wait what best hair?
Oh Becky with the good hair.
Damn it?
Well, okay, look, does anyone who else? It's definitely not me, Me and my wigs from the eighties. It's like that look like wigs.
It could be I'm you know, wait, wait, what are we even thinking? What are we even thinking? The options that we have. We got rid of Jesse Ripper with the rat tails, your best hair hair. It's in the name.
He's got a a rat tail.
That's who he is. That is his identity, and he is the best at it.
It loves if he doesn't even have a name. Uh, okay, I'll buy it because it can't be Jesse and it can't be Becky.
We need to name. When your name is Ripper with a rat tail, that it's got a literation, it's got rhythm, it's great, all right, that's say.
I will agree with that. Then okay, if we can't use Jesse, then we will do Ripper with the rat tail.
I mean, I can't imagine you know, would be the best shoulder to cry on. You know what I mean? That thing would get in the way all wet. Oh get like a shoulder yeah, rugburrubbing against.
That rat hair for a shoulder cry? Okay, who is up? Am I up here?
You?
I'm up? I don't know again, there's no it's.
We're just we're just winging it here. Number five Best.
Dressed, hands down, hands down, Kimmy Gibler, hands best dressed, really absolute?
Is there a worst dressed coming up? No?
I don't think I know, I'm going Kimmy.
Well, okay, let's let's talk about this. Joey I think is also a good front runner, because Joey and his his Hawaiian shirts and his geometrical sweaters cardigans.
No, okay, he lost me for best dressed when he was matching a mannequin that I was like, that's that disqualified you?
But he was so well dressed.
Because he can't be the best dressed because there's someone else dressed.
Just like him, the man, Manny the man.
If that's Joey's the best dress, you'd have to say the mannequines is too.
Yeah, okay, well, or it could be Kathy Santoni. We've never seen her, not yet. We will, Yeah, but I have no memory of that. So I'm saying that.
You all I'm picturing is your Missus Trench Bull look, and you're and you're in the red and that and an outfit that you wore in a later season, like a red thermal and these red and white shorts and these red tights and black Doc Martin boots.
Oh yeah, where it looked like I was wearing underwear on the outside of my outfit.
But I remember that outfit and it's so great and it sticks in my brain. And so for that and in the Missus Trench Bull of it all, you are best dressed.
That's true, Okay, And considering I used to host the Kimmy Gibler costume contest every Halloween for ten years. Okay, okay, all right, you've convinced me that Kimmy Gibbler.
Kimmy in the best dressed on the show. I don't know what we're even talking about. I don't know what the competition would be.
Yeah, true, Okay, I'll take it.
I mean, the seapappy wears the same damn thing every day, so he never changes. Yeah.
Yeah, and the Ripper with the rat tail never comes back and we've already used him, so yeah, he's okay. Kimmi Gibler, Kimmi Gibler.
Best facial expressions, It could be.
It could be Joey because he does voices and his face sometimes matches the voice that he's doing.
That's what I was thinking.
Okay, but the but but.
Then class clown is coming up, and I feel like, if we don't have Joey for glass clown, what are we doing?
Oh you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and we're yeah, okay, Well then who else could who else? Could it be? Michelle?
Michelle will I could vote Steph and I and I don't. I'm not to throw myself in the mix, but Steph has some kind of funny faces.
Your delivery, Your delivery is always a plus, and you've got good, good facial expressions to match. But do you want to eliminate yourself this early?
Look? I feel like I'm voting for oneself. It's it's a difficult position to be in. It is it is, But I'm gonna I think I think best facial expressions Mahan. I was gonna say Gia had some pretty great like she was kind of known for her facial expressions of like, yeah, kind of think Gia.
I'm thinking Gia Mahan. Yeah, she's legendary for those faces and people like don't even recognize her now yeah unless she's doing that face.
Unless she's doing the face. Yeah, Okay, best facial express and expressions.
Gia Mahan.
Most likely to win an argument. Oh, you don't win. I'm gonna I'm gonna go DJ on this one because I feel like DJ always had like a especially in the first like as a kid, she was an expert negotiator, always had the poll the reason though, here's what I'm actually gonna do. How about this, Like I feel like DJ was that was she was looking out at the end, you know what I mean, like to win the argument.
Yeah, true, true, especially in these early seasons. But what about I'm gonna I'm gonna propose what about Irene? Oh, because she's always arguing with Nick, You always putting him in his place.
You're right, Irene. I wouldn't argue with Irene.
No. I could have been president too, to be honest, Like we could have picked her for president. I think she's most likely to win the argument.
Okay, I'm gonna go with that most like yeah, yea.
I grandma Irene. Okay, uh number eight most likely to change the world.
I mean, I'm gonna I'm going with Nelson on this one, just because.
He's kind of like the Elon Musk. He could like create new cars and he will spend all his money and maybe not the best way.
He's giving certain people a lot of credit.
But no, you didn't say it in a good way, you know.
I think it's Nelson. I think he's gonna change the world. We don't know if he's gonna be a super villain or or cure cancer, but he's going to change it somehow.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at the other characters. Yeah, DJ becomes a vet, Stephanie becomes a detail.
But we're not. But that's not we're not in Fuller.
Yeah that's right, we're not.
But but Nelson didn't. He wasn't. He like kind of a rich kid in the show too.
Yeah, he had like a private plane and like a private island.
So yeah, okay, if history teaches us anything, the one that has the most money is the one that's going to change things.
Yes, unfortunately, Okay, for better or worse. Okay, better Nelson. Nelson is most likely to change.
Nelson's going to change the world.
Okay, all right.
Number nine, Best person to be stranded with on a desert island. Best person could come in handy with his private planes and things.
But uh, okay, so it has to be somebody that you can tolerate for an indefinite amount of time. Okay, So who would you want to spend?
Yeah?
How long are we stranded on this desert island for eternity?
That's I'm I mean, if you're stranded, there's no end in sight. You're stranded?
Is it like? Is it like the show Lost?
It doesn't say stranded until a particular date. You know you're stranded. So best person be stranded with on a desert island. Now I'm gonna do I'm gonna find a loophole here, and I'm gonna say Nicky and Alex Kutzopolis because then there's two people. So now you're stranded on a desert island. And if you're counting them as one answer, now you got three people.
Yeah, you could put them to work, you know, building the firewood and yeah, you know, finding smooth or whatever. Yep, that's not a bad that's.
Two young you know, able bodied kids. I mean you might have to wait a little while, but that's.
Or we could pick the sea Pappy like Tom Hanks did in Castaway with the volleyball, and we could just call he's got.
That that device in his hand, that is some sort of nautical device which you might be able to like read some stars and figure out your way out. Oh yeah, yeah, you know what, You're absolutely right the sea Pappy. If also, if he pisses you off, at least you've got firewood.
Yes, he's multipurpose.
He's got he's got a navigational tool, he's got a fire and he's not going to talk too much.
Yeah, he's not gonna talk that. That's what I would be afraid his.
Head comes off, so you can just portable, you know.
It's his head comes see pappy. Okay, all right, Sea Pappy?
It is sure?
Sure?
Okay?
Is it me?
I think it's me?
Yep.
Number ten best one liners. Oh I think this is Steph. I think for sure this is Steph.
I'm going Steph. I'm going it's Yeah. I think Steph wins.
This one because you had it's the funniest lines the funniest delivery, and you were so dang young, Like people do not appreciate, they have no idea how hard how most kids can't even do that. So yeah, you definitely had the best one line.
I'll take that best one liners okay, Steph, Yeah, I mean how rude pinerose on your nose?
How the turkey turkey?
Yeah?
Perfect?
Next up, we have we have worst influence.
Oh and we've already gotten rid of Kimmy and Gia, so this is going to be very hard. It's got to be Kathy Santoni, That's what I'm thinking, because like she's talked about a lot. Yeah, she's kind of the popular girl at school.
And also, uh, she stole dude from DJ and had lunch with him.
Oh oh yes, yeah that's the episode that I missed, but yes, that's right, Yeah, she stole dude. You know, she made DJ feel insecure about the swim party where she was going to wear a bikini and DJ gat all set about the bikini, right, Okay, So worst influence Kathy Santoni.
Ya, Kathy Santoni, I'll take it. And yeah, stranded with on a desert, I'm gonna see it. Okay, biggest drama queen or.
King, Drama queen or king. So who do we have left? We have Danny, Joey, dj Michelle, Steve, Nicki and Alex and Nick.
Yeah.
So for drama, like I would, I would have picked Jesse if he was available.
He's not.
I don't know drama.
You know. I have to say, though, I'm a little, I'm a little I think the worst influence. We could have also picked Nick Kutzopolis.
Yeah, oh, you know, we should.
I think I think this deserves a revisit. I think she deserves a revisit. I think, for obvious reasons, is the worst influence. Okay, because we see the direct through line in Jesse's behavior and and some of Grandpa Nick's comments, Yeah we see those, but just yeah, just stop it, uncle, Okay, Grandpa Nick, just don't okay.
Okay, So Kathy Santoni is back on the bat here.
I would even venture to say biggest drama queen now is Kathy Santoni because she is source of drama at school all the time.
She's source of all all the drama, all the drama. Yeah, even in Fuller she comes back, and that's always drama drama queen yeah, yeah, okay, I agree with that. Kathy's Antoni, biggest drama queen.
Okay.
Number thirteen, class clown Joey, Joey. It's gotta be Joey.
Who else? Definitely Joey.
Definitely Joey. Okay, yeah, that's there's no debate on this one. Yeah, Joey was class clown through and through. Yep, Okay, that was easy.
Now we're getting out of the end, it's getting a little more difficultl right, cloud best shoulder to cry on, I'm gonna say Danny Tanner.
Uh is Becky gone? Yeah, Becky's gone.
I beg He's gone. I feel like it's it's got to be Danny Tanner.
Yeah, it's got to be Danny. Who Yeah, it's not It's not Steve, it's not Nicky. It's got to be Danny's.
Danny Tanner is the best shoulder to cry on.
Yeah for sure. Okay, Danny Tanner.
Right now, we got biggest heartbreaker and life of the party.
Okay, biggest heart Do we have biggest heartbreaker?
I mean, could it be Steve? Doesn't he break up with dj?
He did break her heart? And then when they broke up on a Mountain on the met Yeah, and then he came back to take her to prom, so he made up for it. But yeah, I think Steve is definitely sorry. Sorry Steve, sorry, Well he knows what he did.
Yeah, yeah, you know what you did. You made it right. We know, we all know you made it right. It's fine, but yeah, you broke DJ's heart. And then Life of the Party.
Oh okay, so we have DJ.
He got DJ or Nicky and Alex I'm or Michelle Michelle I'm going again just since they're included as one answer Nicki and Alex, because two versus one for the Life of the Party, you now have two energetic people from which to draw from. And they were always like, you know, wild little boys on the show.
They were, That's true. They were little terrors at time. Yeah, okay, so Nicki and they do they do. I know we're not talking about Fuller, but they do come back in Fuller for a party and they have like food truck and they're like surfer dudes. So yeah, they're definitely okay.
I mean we have two extra We had DJ and Michelle left over because so they didn't get necessarily voted for anything.
But because let's come up. Let's come up with superlatives for them. Okay, DJ Tanner would be best grade, like best grades in school? Is that a superlative? I don't know.
Most likely to.
Valedictorian.
There you go, there you go.
DJ is most likely to be valedictorian and Michelle. Michelle is most likely to start a fashion empire.
He's a little on the nose, but Michelle, it does come to be true in fuller.
Yeah, or most likely to.
I guess, likely to suffer from amnesia.
Yes, that that's very true, and it happens at the end.
Most likely to suffer from amnesia.
Michelle is likely to lose.
Her and maybe maybe that's what happened. She fell out doors and doesn't remember any and doesn't remember any of us.
Yeah, she doesn't remember her family. That's why she doesn't come back.
That's why Michelle didn't come back. She's like, why would I come? Why would I come visit you people? I've started a fashion embra and I don't know you?
That's what How many times have we answered that question in on press tours and now we finally have a good answer.
She do all of those interviews all over again and be like I have an answer for you. Now she has amnisia and remembers nothing.
Let's call all the media outlets right now, tell you.
I mean they do it on soap operas all the time. You know, you can't have amnesia, and then suddenly they remember and then they forget again and you can ride that roller coaster for a while.
Definitely, definitely that was fun.
That was really fun. And I think we I think everybody fit perfectly. Shall we shall we review? Oh? Shall we review our final year book bicks? Okay?
Okay, we have to remember them? Wait no, oh, yes, the star at.
The bottom, our lovely producer has been writing them as we get.
Oh nice, I had to go to okay page Okay.
Final your book books. We've got Harry Takiyama as most likely to become president.
We've got Jesse Katzopolis as most changed since the beginning of the series.
I definitely agree with that. Becky Donaldson as most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
The Ripper with a rat Tail for best hair.
Absolutely, I mean, who else would you It's obvious that it's obvious Kimmy Gibbler is best dressed.
Absolutely, Giamahan for best facial expressions.
Yes, Irene Katzopolis is most likely to win an argument, that's for sure. For sure.
Nelson Berkhard is most likely to change the world.
The seapappy is the best person to be stranded with on a desert island.
That might be my favorite one. That's one right, the seat, just the.
Sea pappy in me. That's there's a movie, okay and me?
Uh, and then we had is it me?
Is?
I don't know, I'll take it. Steph Tanner. As for best one liners, there's definitely no debate about that, right Uh.
Nick is the worst influence. Yes, yeah, I'm sorry about that. Buddy.
Kathy's Antoni is biggest drama.
Queens always comes back to Kathy causing problems.
Yep.
Joey Gladstone is obviously class clown.
That was an easy one. Danny Tanner is best shoulder to cry on. Yep, again, very on the nose. It has to be Danny, has to be Danny.
Steve Hale is the biggest heartbreaker.
Yeah he is. Nicky and Alex are the life of the party.
Right h DJ Tanner is most likely to be valedictorian.
And Michelle Tanner is most likely to suffer from amnesia.
That's everyone fit exactly where they were exactly.
I'm so proud of us, like I am to. I didn't know this was going to be a cluster or if it was going to.
Be because we both we brought very valid points with our decisions, and uh yeah, I think we. I think we really hit the you know, the nails on the head.
I think so too. I'm eager to hear from hit the seat Pappy on the head, hit the seat Pappy on it. I'm e here to hear from our listeners to see if they disagree or you know, just tell us, tell us.
I would be interested to see who they picked for things. Yeah, this is a fun or if there's a character that we didn't think of that they were like, this would actually be the person.
Yeah, yeah, I'm very We should call BuzzFeed right now and put this this list on there on there because people would love it. People would love it. This was very fun.
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