"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat. ” - Dulcé Sloan



“Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand. ” - Josh Johnson



It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.



Click here for Dulcé’s tour dates: https://www.dulcesloan.com/tour

Click here for Josh’s tour dates: https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour



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"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat. ” - Dulcé Sloan
 
“Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand. ” - Josh Johnson
 
It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.
 
Click here for Dulcé’s tour dates: <a href="https://www.dulcesloan.com/tour">https://www.dulcesloan.com/tour</a>
Click here for Josh’s tour dates: <a href="https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour">https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour</a>
 
#DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast

The Daily Show's correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson turn their hilarious, unpredictable, and legendary office banter into a weekly war of words about topics big and small, but mostly small: long engagements, brunch, texting versus calling, chiropractors, and more. New episodes every Thursday.

The Daily Show's correspondent Dulc&eacute; Sloan and writer Josh Johnson turn their hilarious, unpredictable, and legendary office banter into a weekly war of words about topics big and small, but mostly small: long engagements, brunch, texting versus calling, chiropractors, and more. New episodes every Thursday.

Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson from The Daily Show

Carpet vs. Hardwood Floors

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