But Wait... Theres Myrrh!

If you're trying to get into the Christmas spirit but the bottle won't open, why not roast this chestnut on the open fire.

Hear Dan attempt classics like:

'Police got my dad' (feat Santonio Banderes)
'Walking around in Womens Underwear'
and 'Deck the Shplade who stole my Brolly' 

Available on cassingle and carrier pigeon upon request. Merry Christmas