Ducko is getting nervous ahead of his surgery on Monday, Jess fights with her parents over something her husband doesn't care about. We asked what did your kid find? Shy Guy wraps up the week in his diary! See you in two weeks Rice Cookers!

In the final Pick Your Partners Parts can Kayla pick Johnny's penis in a line up of other dudes? We learn about sharks high on cocaine, Wordie-Okie is back for another week and we ask about the childish things you do as an adult?

Why you don't want to get a hole in one on a Japanese golf course, Pick Your Partners Parts continues and we ask what happened to your nipples?

Did our second couple correctly pick each others parts? We talk Schwarzkopf shampoo, holiday cereal and dogs pooing in the most inconvenient places. 

After a year of planning, its finally here! Can Mark pick his partners parts in a line up of other women? We talk the worst dating advice, how the Crowdstrike outage affected Ducko and we ask How overprotective are you?

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

Jess is building a shrine with Lucia's hair clippings, we ask where your kid stripped and you won't believe what a Queensland lady is charging for baby names. We call up Dr Zac to explain NRBs (No Reason Boners) and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week with his Week in Review!

Someone on the teams in trouble, Ducko needs help spelling a word, we play a new game Wordie Okie, Jess's 8 month old got trolled on Instagram and Big Bird calls in live from Sesame Street!

There's a poozeum in the USA, Shy Guy writes some jokes, Adam Elliott gives us his Origin predictions and Jess wants you to finish this sentance "you think thats bad..."

We find out why husbands are bad in bed, Jess explains why you should brush your teeth with your non dominate hand and Ducko stitches up his wife Morgan at the coffee shop! We also talk to former secret service agent Cory Allen and we play Year of the Song!

Former secret service agent Cory Allen joins Jess & Ducko as we discuss the assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump, what type of planning goes into big pollitical events, Cory talks about his time proteting the Obamas and what its like like inside The White House!

Today talk toxic traits, Jess became a baby whisperer, how Ducko found himself at a 40th party. Quiz with a Twist returns for another week and Mylee Hogan from 7NEWS gives us the latest following the attempted assassination at the Trump rally over the weekend. 

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

We asked what happened to your face? Jess needs advice from Ducko and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his Week in Review!

Ducko plays a new version of Battle Ship with his wife and Jess wants to know what are you putting on TV after you bang? Shy Guy presents a new game and Wavelength is back for another week!

Would you have an AI girlfriend, divorce lawyers reveal petty reasons couples broke up. Ducko is dissapointed in Morgans gym progress and Jess overheard some ladies talking about keying cars!

Why Ducko's dog Pam was a major cock block last night and we find out why Jess's friends are afraid of her! Shy Guy also presents a new edition of Year of the Song!

There's a new trend in the workplace angering HR, we question wearing shoes at home and we talk the birds and the bee's! Shy Guy presents Quiz with a Twist and we take your Weekend Wins!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

A cruise ship broke out on a cruise ship, Ducko's explains his potato bucks party this weekend and we wanna know the worst chip flavour! Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week in his week in review!

Jess dives into celebrity with insurances on their body parts, Jess had a rough night with Lucia and we ask whats the worst thing about being an adult?

We reveal what a lifetime supply really means, Ducko reveals he's a minister and can his wife Morgan pick his penis in a line up of other men?

Rice Cookers we asked and you delivered! We got your best Hawk Tuah's, Ducko got angry at some construction workers in the street, Jess's husband Angus picked her boobs in a line up of other woman and Shy Guy presented a Glastonbury edition of Year of the Song!

Ducko had an awkward moment on the Today Show, Jess almost shat herself, we ask what did you drop in the toilet and Quiz with a Twist returns for another week!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

Jess is getting confused on the roads and needs some clarification on some road rules! Ducko got called Tiny so we ask for your best kid burns and we catch up with Stacey who we sent to see Justin Timberlake LIVE in New York City! Captian Sandy from the new season of Below Deck calls in and Producer Shy Guy also celebrates his birthday today and wraps up the week in his Week in Review

We get your weird snacks, Jess and Angus fight over Lucia's outfit for her passport photos, we hear from a fellow rice cooker who left us shocked after hearing what the dr said to her during child birth and we play Wavelength

Adam Elliott joins us ahead of Origin game 2 tonight, we explain a new trend known as raw dogging and Ducko has a bitching sesh with his neighbour!

An MMA fighter gets rejected, Morgan bans Ducko from one of his favorite treats, we ask what would you sue your partner for and Year of the Song is back for another week!

Will there be a rave at Bunnings? Jess gets into a fight with her husband over garlic bread, Ducko had a wild weekend that began with a stray dog and ending in a broken back!

Eddi goes on her final date today, Adam Elliott calls in and we tell you the new skin care trend you probably haven't heard of! Shy Guy wraps up the week with his dairy too!

Day 4 of Eddi for Love continues, Jess argues with her husband over focaccia bread, Ducko finds out why his bed is wet and we ask about your tramp stamps!

Eddi goes on date #3, JT gets arrested and we play Shy Guy Dips in primetime!

Eddi goes on date #2 in her quest for love, we tell you how you can make your d**k bigger and Year of the Song is back for another week!

Our resident singal gal Eddi goes on her first date and we eavesdrop in throughout the show, Jess & Ducko go through cringe slang and we ask what were you late to the party for?

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

Denmark bans spicy noodles, Adam Elliott in studio detailing his fight with bad food poisoning earlier in the week and we talk unlucky injuries and we got one of our most interesting callers ever!

We meet Eddi, she's a new member of our team and after a horrific first date Jess & Ducko want to see if they can play matchmaker! Dave Thornton calls in and we ask what was the smell? Wavelength also back for another week! 

We find out if Jess's birthday lemon tree is infact a lemon tree, Ducko wants to get a new pet but hasn't discussed it in full with his wife yet and Jess is blaming her farts on her 7 month old Lucia! We also meet Eddi, a new member of the Jess & Ducko team who had a bad first date we had to discuss!

We go through simple things that will kill you, Dorothy the Dinosaur calls in and Ducko tells us what happens at the bucks party that left him speechless!

Do you have an uncommon pet name? Jess thinks her dogs infulancership is on the rocks and we talk incidents that happened at school?

Producer Shy Guy tried Ramen for the first time, a village gets internet for the first time, Adam Elliot and Danny Beduras call in ahead of State of Origin Game 1

We asked what bit you? Yasmin Clydsdale calls in ahead of Origin and Year of the Song is back for another week!

Can sex replace exercise? There was a debate in Ducko's house on the proper way to dry yourself. Jess's mum rejected her offer to come visit and Mark Hughes joins us in studio ahead of the 2024 NRL Beanie for Brain Cancer Round

Millenial pausing, a man zooming into his court hearing and what are the creative ways you are staying warm?

Ducko's got a hack to ease constipation and Jess had to quote Angus's vows back to him just to get something done! Wavelength is back for another week with Producer Babs filling in for Producer Shy Guy

Google's AI goes wrong, Ducko talks to wife like he talks to his dog, Google's AI goes wrong and what did you impuse buy?

Ducko reveals what killed the mood in the bedroom, we ask when did you malfunction and Year of the Song is back for another week!

Jess had an awkward encounter with Angus's family, we found a Husky that speaks Italian, Morgans family is in turmoil after the daily crossword and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!