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Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!
Happy Friday Rice Cookers! We start with the Miss AI pageant then we ask whats your dude doing in the bathroom? After Ducko revealed his mate gave his old fella a flick after a wizz. Jess wonders if she was wrong to bring her husband Angus dinner last night and Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary. See you in two weeks!
Are employers hiring based off vibe now? Jess details the strange place she changed her 5 month old Lucia and Ducko has a not so flattering nickname for his partner Morgan!
Dr claims men have been going to the bathroom wrong, Jess thinks her shoes are emotional and Ducko's dad has been buying stuff of the tv!
We wanna know what do you still goto your parents for and we find out if garlic bread is overrated or underrated? Margot Robbie revealed she tracked her mums expenses and we reveal the shocking number Jess's dad put on her total sum! The 1 Second Song Game returns for another week Producer Babs VS Pez, will Pez stay on top?
Today marks Jess's birthday, expect a few surprises today throughout the show. The premier of NSW Chris Minns calls in following the devesting news out of Bondi and Ducko explains what set Pam off that had him red faced!
We speak with psychologist Sandy Rae on how to cope duirng traumatic events and also explain how you can talk to your kids explain events such as the unfortunate events out of Bondi over the weekend.
We learn Ducko can't blow bubbles with gum, Jess's dog is overwright and why are Ducko's parents taking in some French backpackers? Shy Guy wraps up the week in his week in review to round us out!
After 5 weeks we made the call to Stacey who we're sending to New York City to see Justin Timberlake LIVE! Congrats Stacey and thank you all the rice cookers who called in and got on the standby list!
Scrabble's gone woke, goats are taking over a small Itallian town, we ask whats your partner doing differently and Wavelength returns!
There's a golf course in France imposing a nude play rule, Adam Elliot joins us with a sports wrap and Rob Mills does Shy Guys Dips!
Men, do want to know how you stack up against other countries down stairs? Ducko and Shy Guy have the info you need. We talk bringing food from home into the cinemas and baby names. Shy Guy goes against Pez in the 1 Second Song Game who will be victorious?
Ducko has the real reason men get haircuts, Jess found a worm at home only it wasn't a worm, Quiz with a Twist is back for another week and we wanna know where'd you wee?
You might have seen this online in the last few days. Molly and Peggy, the unlikey pairing of a dog and a bird that's captured the nation and the world! We talk to their owner Juliette and get the latest on the legal battle thats underway that could rip them apart!
Do you know the cullinary term for squirting mayo? You will abut 12 minutes into the podcast! Its Friday so we've got things to 'bone' and we've landed on a name for you - the listner and we need you to get on board! Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review too!
After months have we finally come up with a collective noun for our listeners? Ducko debunks the foot to peen size measurement, Jess explains why she got kicked out of book club, we get your kids party stories and are Jess & Ducko on each others wavelength?
Jess's mum tried to describe some of the songs we play, can Ducko guess what they are based on her description? Aldi releases a clothing line and Shy Guy demands a rematch after losing yesterdays 1 Second Song Game
We go through the worst sex scenes in movie history, Jess and Ducko talk about their long weekend dramas including a blue bottle and a bikie gang and the 1 Second Song Game is back for another week!
We gave away $10,000 worth of prizing this morning on the grounds of Shortland Waters Golf Club with our Easter Bunny Money! Watch the full video on Instagram now @JessandDucko
We're live from Shortland Waters Golf Club for our $10,000 Easter Bunny Money day! Jess explains why Angus and Lucia didn't make it to the golf club today, we play a round of Shy Guy Dips with a live audience! Ducko explains his Easter plans and we let 100 listeners loose on the grounds fo Shortland Waters Golf Club with $10K up for grabs!
Ducko missed the toilet last night much to his wifes dissapoitment, Kris Jenner is going broke, we have a gift for Adam Elliot and Morgan Evans in studio!
We talk silly tattoos, overrated/underrated is back and we ask whats the worst thing about your workplace? To round it out Pez goes against Producer Billie in the 1 Second Song Game!
Ducko's comentated an NRL game and got pulled up for saying one word, we looks for phychics, Jess had a nightmare weekend with Lucia but found something that calms her down and the Olympic sex ban is lifted so why not celebrate with 300,000 condoms!
Ducko has a big weekend but got asked one question about something he'll need to wear, we talk icks in men, Morgan accidently froze her car keys. Its the debut of Bone It Fridays and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review!
Ducko invited himself to Jess's place then invited the rest of the team over for dinner, we find out which country is the 'happiest', Jess enters her gardening era and we play Wavelength!
Adam Elliot in studio with a sports update, Shy Guy Dips returns, we find out who the new Bond actor is and we ask what's something you and your partner do? Shy Guy goes against Pez in the 1 Second Song Game, who will retain the crown?
We detail how dolphins mate, overrated/underrated returns for another week and Ducko's mum texted in some feedback after seeing him do the weather on Weekend Today.
Jess had an awkward exchange at the hairdressers, Spotify releases new feature for sexy time, we ask what happened at the wedding and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week!
There's some stoned rats in the USA, Shy Guy and Producer Billie paint each other, Jess goes through the best names in sport we play Wavelength and Adam Elliot join us!
There's tension within the team following a group text, NASA is sending messages to Jupiter, AI is helping people talk to the dead, we wanna know whta annoys you when driving and the 1 Second Song Game returns
Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about!
Ducko has a new shirt for Jess made by Red Rooster, Jess is singing to Lucia and her husband is not a fan! Ducko details the awkward moment during his massage yesterday and Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about!
The price of the iconic Bunings snag is rising and are the royals overrated? Jess details the drama with her neighbur involving a fence and blood and we aks what went wrong on the holiday? Ellie Angle Mobbs joins us for Endometriosis Awareness Month and comedian Arj Barker calls in!
Jess wrote a letter to her 4 month old daughter Lucia to commemorate International Womens Day
Pets on flights, DJ Khalid avoids getting his shoes dirty, Adam Elliot plays Wavelength and Jess writes a letter to her daughter Lucia for International Womens Day
We dive into the nude cruise with more then 2000 passangers and ask you what you'd take in an emergency. The 1 Second Song game returns for another week and we talk to Adam Voigt on whether or not closing schools during the Carona Virus pandemic was a good move.
Should we make Jess & Ducko branded tampons? Shy Guy Dips returns, Jess explains the 'boy look' to Lucia and why is Ducko avoiding his neighbours?
Ducko gaslit producer Babs, Jess is taking medication she thinks Ducko should get on, the KIA ad with an all aussie line up and we ask are you dumb?
We ask do you have a naughty name and what do you want to apologise to your mum for? We work out Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad kisser and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week!
Ducko has a name he wants to test out for our listeners, Jess has an update on whether she'll let Angus go see Fred Again in Sydney, Adam Elliot gives us the latest in sport, we ask what food are you afraid of and Shy Guy wraps up with week in his Week in Review!
The guys paint each other throughout the show today, we ask did you get egged? The 1 Second Song Game returns will Shy Guy reclaim his title and Ducko gave Morgan a hand made gift for her birthday but did she enjoy it?
Sex toy sales reveal the ideal size, we played Toot for TImberlake, Jess and Angus had a fight last night over nothing, Shy Guy Dips returns, Ducko reveals how he saves his contacts and we ask for your dumb injuries!
Jess is now officially a celebrant but there was one issue with her papers, Ducko and Producer Billie went to Taylor Swift last night and had very different experiences and pineapple on a pizza overrated or underrated?
Pam's medication lead to some confusion at Ducko's place with some tradies, we talk unfortunate nicknames and we we get your weekend wins!