SUCKERS with Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared HaibonJared is joined by Ashley I to share some important parenting advice to the new moms and dads in Bachelor Nation!
We get a look at the debate over the name for their next baby, and Ashley reacts to the news that Dean has her muted on Instagram!
This is Suckers. I'm Kilin Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and I'm Jared habn An.
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All right, everybody, welcome to an all new episode of Suckers with Jared by myself usually but not today because you guys guessed. I have a co host and her name is.
It's Ashley, And I was like, do you want me to do your podcast with you?
Because I can't believe that he talks to himself for fifteen minutes every week. When I'm on the podcast with Ben. If he leaves the room to like, let me recap a quarter of a date on The Bachelor by myself, I start stumbling.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
I cannot speak to myself Jared and his entire family, though they do a great job talking to themselves.
Great job. I've always talked to myself. I've had full on conversations with myself. Ashley has recorded these and it looks weird. Ben and I weird.
Remember babe, when you used to I used to be like, what do you doing?
This is when we were first kind of together, like the first year, Well, yeah, your lips will be But what I found was really weird was that when you were in the shower in the bathroom alone, you were always talking.
And I was like, is he letting the shower run and then.
Talking to like talking to myself.
I was always concerned.
I was always concerned that you were using the shower as like sound, you know, white noise, and you're calling somebody that. And then I said it and he was like, no, I guess I must be talking to myself.
I know, well, when I talk to myself, I don't realize that I'm audibly making noise. I just have full on conversations like there's a I'll never forget Ashley video tape me one time talking to oneself and I was having a full on argument with myself on the beach, on the beach about how Superman three is actually not a terrible movie.
Char that is so weirdly, I don't remember the contact. I just remember you, like legitimately moving your mouth.
Because I watch a lot of YouTube movie reviewers and whether you know, these guys all talk about you know, underrated movies or hindsight twenty twenty, but movies that used to come out that were first bashed by critics but now have become cult favorites. I don't know. Long story short, I have many debates like this my own head. Besides the point, yes, I talked to myself on this podcast and I just rambled then. And I have a great job of just bullshiting our way through lives.
I know, I think, yes, probably. Just the problem is I can't be s at all.
No, you can't tell a lie. No, But that's it. Whenever somebody comes up to me and says, what's you know, I feel like I know Ashley. I'm like, well, you kind of do, because her persona on Instagram is exactly who she is. So if you follow her on social media, that is who you are to a t.
Thanks, speaking of social media, and I know in your group chat this week, my group chat, no, your group.
Podcast, oh suckers.
Yeah, you guys were talking about how you know you muted me? And this is like now a big saga because it's been two episodes of years and then it's been almost famous as.
The headline law when when I have Instagram content go up, you.
Skip by my ship, yeah, fly right past it.
It's like so weird.
Then how do you even know I'm being authentic because you're not watching my which is very strange.
I watch enough, plus I see you recording it.
Well, if I.
See you recording it, then I will skip over yours. But if I don't see you record it, then I'm like, I.
See watching it pretty much. I'd say ninety percent of your content I see you record. Maybe not that high, not that high. Eight out of ten things you post.
No, because I feel weird talking again to myself. Yeah, so yeah, but I don't really often record in front of you.
I can hear you in your glamor room talking about some sort of makeup product. Anyway. Yeah, we were talking about that because Dean said that he muted Ashley, which is hysterical. But no, actually didn't really get offended at all, did you. You can speak for yourself.
I can't believe this saga is continuing.
You don't have to continue.
No, we don't have to continue it.
But I can just say that it's a little sad that he doesn't want to see our family.
But it's fine. I get it, I get it coming from him, but I also am.
Like, it's not that he doesn't want to see the family, but also, what did we do before social media?
Well, we just didn't have the option.
Exactly, But do we really need to see everybody's I mean, unless you want to, which I understand some people want to.
You and I are just definitely different on social too, because he flies by everyone unless it's like you're probably like Dean, unless it's a movie or Patriots oriented.
Yeah, unless it's Nick Campbell back for Scream seven.
Then you just basically scroll it for like you're catered to news. And I am genuinely curious in the lives of our friends and people that I have what it was called like parasocial relationships with.
There are times when I care. I mean, of course, with Nick and Natalie having a baby, that's a big one. Of course I care about it.
You always watch that stuff.
I mean I wouldn't say I watch all of it, but you know, I definitely watch some of it. Like I I came home one day and Ashley was watching Nick and Natalie's birth story.
Yeah, which and that's true because you know what we don't do, which is really weird. And this is like kind of speaking on behalf of like all vach dolination. We don't really listen to each other's podcasts.
It's not a malicious thing. No, I know, do I really want to hear Nick speak more than I already do? So I want to hear Ben speak more than I already do.
I love them all day long or even that often.
I know, but it's just you know.
But okay, but that's what I was like.
I don't really ever listen to vi All files, but I do. I did make sure that I watched that episode.
Well, of course I get that, but I would never watch their birth story.
Yeah, because it's a girl thing, because I love birth stories.
Do you honestly think Nick watched our birth story? No?
Nick forgets our birthdays.
He doesn't forget our birthdays. He texted me.
He never texted me on my birthday.
Well, I'm obviously closer with what's new in our lives. You know, not much our lives consist of. Yeah, I guess I'm in a little bit of a cloudy state. I we don't want to.
He doesn't know why.
Well, I just wanted to tell Ashley. It started this probably the last week. I think everybody just kind of goes through this, which is totally understandable. Right, No, you're honestly it it's one of your greatest strengths. But for me, it's a giant weekness.
Because I can't understand when you're going there.
Well, because there's no yeah, Like some people, which I guess maybe I'm just are more in my circle.
Of life, you're just a scorpio.
Like sometimes I'm just like I'm just in a cloudy state, and I just not that I'm a just to be around, but it's more of just like I just might, you know, I just might be kind of like mellow right now for a little while. I don't know why I call him mellow mellow man, and Ashley is just never like that, never like that. It's a wonderful quality and it's what it's great to have, but for my purposes it's bad because I can never you know, there's never a time where you're like, hey, I just am kind of melow. I'm like, oh no, I totally get it. So like anytime I tell her, I'm just like, I feel like a right now for telling you this, But I wanted to tell you that I felt mellow because I didn't want you to think that I was just like unhappy to be at your parents, which I'm never unhappy being here. So we're at Ashley's parents, right now in Virginia. Anytime we come here, we stay here once a month, and it's great. Your parents are so good with Dawson, so freaking good with Dawson. Your sister's so good with Dawson. But as anybody can, I hope understand, sometimes it gets a little tough staying with the in laws for multiple days. So I'm like, all right, I need you know. I miss my stuff, I missed my car, I miss my house, I miss my roote. But of course your parents are so you know, accommodating. They're so sweet. But yeah, so just kind of going through a little bit of a cloudy state. I'm fine. I have the most wonderful life anybody could ever ask for. I would never truly complain about anything. I was actually thinking about that, well, you know, because anytime I'm in a cloudier, funky state, I'm just like, I'm fine because one day I'll die and I'll be grateful for every feeling and emotion that I had. You know, we were talking about this at work the other day because they said, who who wants to get old? Like, who wants to get old? And I said I want to get old? I said the alternative, Well, because they were like, oh once, like.
A lot of people are like that, Jared, Well, yeah, a lot of I'm not. I don't I don't relate. I don't get it. A lot of people are like, I'd like to die young, which is like so crazy.
You know why they say that because they're so far away from dying luckily hopefully knock on wood.
Yeah, okay, maybe.
Because a young person, you know, in your late teenage year, his early twenties, you're like, oh, you know what if I make it to if I go at sixty, I'm happy.
That's so crazy.
It's because let's they think it's like exactly, once you get to fifty five, come talk to me, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, as Rob Thomas said so perfectly, we're just one last day from Diyan Young. We're at the in laws. Dawson is Primetime Dawson right.
Now, Primetime Dawson. I feel see I felt a little bit bad yesterday.
We could talk about so.
I had Thomas Jacobs, you know, Becca Cooverin's husband, a Bachelor and Paradise couple on my podcast.
He was like, the time's going by too fast, and I was like, yeah, but does.
It really going by too fast because like you know, babies because their kid is six months now.
Oh they don't know that.
And I was like, I was like, but really, because like you know, with me thinking back on six months of him, I'm so happy that we're at two. And I was like, wait, am I horrible for being like I.
Well, I would never of course skip that time, but like I am.
Just he's so much more.
I'm just just better now, so much better and much better.
But then he said, I was like, well, see, basically, Dawson did stop being fussy until like six weeks ago. I was like, we had like a kid who literally like cried and wined all the time until like six weeks ago.
So this is so fun. And he's like, oh, well, you know our kid like that never fusses.
Well, he's they're only big.
Yeah, but Dawson started getting fuzzy on five months and then it continued for like a year now.
But that's what I mean. It really started around five or six months where I gotten yeah, pretty bad, and then he was just bad for a while. And so yeah, Thomas Becker could be in for it.
They could be or we could just again have as sailing. Yeah, because We've seen so many kids that are so different from.
Dawson, hopefully Ethan.
Oh god, we really do have to start talking about names soon because it is many weeks away.
Which I know.
We've already talked about.
It's not the name, which is not the name? What about? Oh? I was thinking about Ken?
Really, are you kidding me?
It would also be if it was anything, it was Kent for Clark Kent Kent and Kent is kind of cute's kind of cute.
But the problem is I like Clark better, but like he has a dog, Clark, like we named the dogs too many things, like we who had Brady, which I wouldn't want Brady.
Want Brady as a kid. I mean, we have it as Dawson's middle but that's great. We wouldn't want it as a first name.
No, it's no, we wouldn't need that.
As much as I love Clark, I don't think Clark.
Would be I think Clark is a cute name made of Really.
Clark's such an old might as well name him like Raymond.
Yeah, but you know that like old names are coming back.
I don't know if Clark's coming back. And I love the name. I don't want to.
I don't want the kid to have a name that's going to come back, you know. I don't want to ever be like too common.
I just want a name that we love. That's all I really care about.
I don't have a name that we love.
I'm aware well I do.
But.
Oh yeah, no, I don't like that name. Brian doesn't like that name either.
What does Rian, our cook at Audrey's, have to do with our decision making?
Now? Just saying I remember talking to him about it and he's like, you, like, are that hard?
No on it? I really feel like you have wiggle room there. It's it's just weird to me.
Okay, So again, because it's dominic, it's still dominic because and I think it's so cool dominic cruise Heban sounds so good, and it's like comparable to Dawson's cool ass name and whatever.
But I still think that you have to have a little.
Soft spot for being like a family name, which I'm surprised that you.
First of well, don't give me about family names. I named the coffee shop Audrey's. All right, you like our firstborn is our firstborn is Dawson, which is what you've always wanted? We named the coffee shop, Audrey. Don't make me feel guilty about like, oh well, it's a family name. Like I've done my part, okay, woman, But of course I'm open to Dominic because I know it makes you happy, so I'm not against it. I'm just trying to think of an other name before then, because I just I don't love.
It again Dominic and Dawson and Dominic give me dom yeah, but dom is so cute Dominic and Dawson and dom that is so cute.
In Dawson and Dominic the donkey, you know what I mean?
I just again, I think pull out there. I did this on Instagram. So many people did.
Not it did and did not. It is very much a regional thing.
Was it like fifty to fifty.
Yeah, it was about fifty to fifty three, So.
Half the people of Dominant, but they don't think about it.
They just knew the song. That's not what they associate.
Can you come up with the one other name that you like, really love, because every other name that I come up with, I'm like, I like it, but I don't love it.
Yeah.
I mean I like Julian, yeah, but I can't again Julian.
Unfortunately, will always remind me of my friend's ex boyfriend for some reason, and I wish I could think of Julian, you know, Edelman, because that would be cool.
But I think about this dude and he was such a nerd.
Well Wes, Wes Welker and Wes.
I always think of my other friend's ex boyfriend. Yeah, which it was Wesley, but he called himself West and I thought he was the cutest ever.
And he's like four years younger than me, and I was like, why is this perfect kuy four years younger than me?
Hmmm. I know. We keep thinking about it, okay, but if you guys have any ideas for names, please let us know in the comment. They all have ideas, Jared, give us ideas. We're ideas. We're looking for everything.
I looked at like the top one thousand names, and I was like, I don't like all of these. The ones that all the ones that I would consider, we've already considered.
What about Marshall Mathers.
Mathers, No, we should be but then remember we should tell the people that if it was gonna be a.
Girl, Jared was so close to wanting to name her.
To Penga Tonga and like then I kind of was like, that would be kind of fun.
I like Sean very much. Us.
I know Sean is cool. I do like Sean, but it.
Has to be spelled s h A w n.
Oh, my god, what a difference.
What the scene? Like?
Who was getting Sean from s E A And all respect to Sean Lowe, but I do not understand how that is Sean.
There's a very obvious H in that name.
Well, what about do you like s h A W N or s h A U n oh?
Definitely W I like W two. Yeah.
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