It's the Festival of the Five Rings - Spindly Pines style. Let's scull some steroid soup, grab a paddle and a pair of togs, then head off to Paris representing Aussie octogenarianism. Doing what octogenarians do best - whingeing, gettin' it wrong and falling asleep mid-senten ..........ce ... The situation is tailor made!

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The Attrick Brothers, Jerry & Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. ​Or the library. Or the timeout room.

<p>The Attrick Brothers, Jerry &amp; Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. ​Or the library. Or the timeout room.</p>

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