Freshmen out east must hike 55 miles of the Appalachian Trail to move onto 10th grade; what should we make Minnesota kids do? (Spoiler: the BWCAW is going to be silly with teenagers if this shakes out), plus we have some product pitches for Sharon if she moves forward with AI Ozzy and WTF Steve's Edition featured a stowaway, a strategic finger and a stubborn police officer.