After Goldie Hawn shared a close encounter of the third kind from her past on Kimmel we heard your stories that were so unbelievable you just quit telling them plus your crafty solution to this week's Bargument that solves a LOT of problems and the 9 x 9 x 9 challenge one fantasy league loser completed in a single day that's going to make your whole summer look pathetic.

GITM 5/8/26: Everybody Gets Toasted WITH MAGGIE FARIS AND HER MOM! 251
1:02:31

GITM 5/7/26: Everybody Gets Alphabetized WITH MYQ KAPLAN! 250
54:06

GITM 5/5/26: Steve Gets To Tell Us About a Croc 248
40:04