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Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

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Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a>

Good Children

Childhood best friends and comedians Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.

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Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episodes starting in July! (Happy Pride Month, am I right?)

Until then, join us for a weekend in nature that changed our lives forever.*

*a few weeks.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episodes starting in July! (Happy Pride Month, am I right?)
Until then, join us for a weekend in nature that changed our lives forever.*
*a few weeks.
Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod">patreon.com</a>
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
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From The Archive: Bears In The Woods (S4E7)

Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back to last summer, when Andrew revealed the traumatic story behind his barefooted days as a Loyola Chime. 

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back to last summer, when Andrew revealed the traumatic story behind his barefooted days as a Loyola Chime.&nbsp;
P.S.: We're taking a short break! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod">patreon.com</a>
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
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<a href="https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella">@andrewmuscarella</a>
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From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10)

Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain notoriety as a middle schooler, to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, childhood crushes (Sharkboy), fear of rejection/failure lol, and the full-body experience of an elementary school assembly.




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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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@joehegyes

@andrewmuscarella

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Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain notoriety as a middle schooler, to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, childhood crushes (Sharkboy), fear of rejection/failure lol, and the full-body experience of an elementary school assembly. 
 P.S.: We're taking a short break!&nbsp;Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod">patreon.com</a>
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod">@goodchildrenpod</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes">@joehegyes</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella">@andrewmuscarella</a>
&nbsp;FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:
<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@goodchildrenpod">@goodchildrenpod</a>
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