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Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

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Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod"> Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!</a>

Good Children

Childhood best friends and comedians Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children.

Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod

Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever.
Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets&nbsp;<a href="https://linktr.ee/goodchildren">HERE!</a>!
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
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DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up on Long Island, weed-induced anxiety attacks, motherhood, working with your best friend, and Ilana's latest project; "Human Magic" out December 20th on Hulu & Disney+.

Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!!

Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com

HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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@goodchildrenpod

@joehegyes

@andrewmuscarella

 FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:

@goodchildrenpod

@bequietjoe

@andrew_musky

 

Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up on Long Island, weed-induced anxiety attacks, motherhood, working with your best friend, and Ilana's latest project; "Human Magic" out December 20th on Hulu &amp; Disney+.
Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets&nbsp;<a href="https://linktr.ee/goodchildren">HERE!</a>!
Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod">patreon.com</a>
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
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<a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod">@goodchildrenpod</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes">@joehegyes</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella">@andrewmuscarella</a>
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Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and Santa Claws himself for a discussion on Santa Claus... the good.. the bad.. and the freaks!

Go to ROCKETRX.COM and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 40% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply.

Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!!

Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com

HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:

@goodchildrenpod

@joehegyes

@andrewmuscarella

 FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:

@goodchildrenpod

@bequietjoe

@andrew_musky

Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and Santa Claws himself for a discussion on Santa Claus... the good.. the bad.. and the freaks!
Go to ROCKETRX.COM and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 40% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply.
Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets <a href="https://linktr.ee/goodchildren">HERE!</a>!
Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod">patreon.com</a>
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes &amp; Andrew Muscarella
FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod">@goodchildrenpod</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes">@joehegyes</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella">@andrewmuscarella</a>
 FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:
<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@goodchildrenpod">@goodchildrenpod</a>
<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@bequietjoe">@bequietjoe</a>
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