Sometimes the little things in life can make a big impact: Honks / honkers. Lost leftovers. The physics of the urinal. One time Stephen King got so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him. We can relate to sweating exactly this kind of small stuff, and much more. But today we learn that some people do not sweat the small stuff, they actually love the smallest stuff we all have in our lives: objects. Those people are known as objectumsexuals. To be clear, no one is advocating for anything, we’re just interested in this topic from afar, to observe it. We’re also not against objectum. If it later turns out that one of us has a history of objectum, we just want to be transparent that this is not something any of us were consciously aware of upfront. But by the end of this episode, Benny takes a nap and is dreaming of objectum. Thank you for watching. We respect you! 


What happens:
0:00 issues with the deck
0:29 what is art
1:20 is your pee art
2:53 are kristin's teeth art
3:26 is there at least one person in the world who is attracted to something
4:56 objectumsexuality
5:53 new leftovers policy
8:14 who made the macarena
9:08 stephen king & mambo no. 5
10:15 dave's width
11:11 taking pills without water
12:51 to know that you can backflip
14:28 retracting dave's head like a pencil
16:26 other small tickoffs
17:05 the physics of the urinal 
18:55 scratches
20:16 losing the remote
20:31 sweating the big stuff
20:52 an interest in objectum
21:17 a history of objectum
23:20 pda
23:58 groggy
26:07 getting older
29:05 benny's nap
32:40 benny's dream


Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com


Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

Sometimes the little things in life can make a big impact: Honks / honkers. Lost leftovers. The physics of the urinal. One time Stephen King got so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him. We can relate to sweating exactly this kind of small stuff, and much more. But today we learn that some people do not sweat the small stuff, they actually love the smallest stuff we all have in our lives: objects. Those people are known as objectumsexuals. To be clear, no one is advocating for anything, we&rsquo;re just interested in this topic from afar, to observe it. We&rsquo;re also not against objectum. If it later turns out that one of us has a history of objectum, we just want to be transparent that this is not something any of us were consciously aware of upfront. But by the end of this episode, Benny takes a nap and is dreaming of objectum. Thank you for watching. We respect you!&nbsp;
 What happens: 0:00 issues with the deck 0:29 what is art 1:20 is your pee art 2:53 are kristin's teeth art 3:26 is there at least one person in the world who is attracted to something 4:56 objectumsexuality 5:53 new leftovers policy 8:14 who made the macarena 9:08 stephen king &amp; mambo no. 5 10:15 dave's width 11:11 taking pills without water 12:51 to know that you can backflip 14:28 retracting dave's head like a pencil 16:26 other small tickoffs 17:05 the physics of the urinal&nbsp; 18:55 scratches 20:16 losing the remote 20:31 sweating the big stuff 20:52 an interest in objectum 21:17 a history of objectum 23:20 pda 23:58 groggy 26:07 getting older 29:05 benny's nap 32:40 benny's dream
 Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com
 Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.