Kenny G, our parents made love to thee. Honestly the smooth jazz station they did it to would not even exist without Kenny G. This man still practices 3 hours a day, he still has the hair, and today he woke up at 5:15am just to get his workout in before he came to our house. He can hold one note for half an hour without ever taking a breath. Does it require this level of unbelievable intensity to be this smooth? Or is this merely a man who has never truly tested his limits? Dave intends to get to the bottom of this, and many other things, on today’s episode. Thanks for watching us hang out with Kenny G. We respect you!



 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:58 is kenny g's hair still good

1:50 smooth jazz impact

2:35 how kenny's first song blew up

3:47 the only guy who reminds dave of himself

4:18 explaining dave to kenny

5:20 explaining kristin to kenny

5:57 explaining benny to kenny

6:57 kenny's starbucks money

8:28 chatgbt

9:09 being called a dick for being factual

12:10 hoarding discontinued hair cream

14:04 kenny's hair commercial idea

14:55 kenny takes friendship slow

15:51 why rappers are ahead of the beat 

17:41 practicing 3 hours every day

18:49 why kenny hates recording

20:16 the pressure to never miss

20:53 the best part of being friends with benny

22:21 kenny moistens the reed

23:27 is kenny addicted to practicing

27:21 is kenny the best in the world

27:37 organizing for fun

28:36 does kenny like stone

29:00 saxophone seduction

29:30 circular breathing

31:30 dave's h*tler d*ck

33:28 planning a future dinner

33:54 putting with kenny

35:09 super bowl commercial

35:28 dave burd, idea man

36:05 does kenny still get recognized

36:43 people magazine's sexiest man

37:24 is benny so ugly he's hot

38:29 being best friends with your best friend's partner

39:15 is kenny having fun

40:19 does kenny have a chip on his shoulder

41:23 do we stew

42:56 hashiba’s sax

43:23 does kenny listen to rap

 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com

 

Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

⁠https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/⁠

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

⁠https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap⁠

 

Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary, while supplies last. Tax, tip and fees extra. Offer includes 16oz popcorn chicken and 4 sauces.

 

Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.