You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you! 

 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 excited for shane

3:05 jake's here

3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note

3:55 jake's past with octopus

4:50 philly people

5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle

6:39 judging books by their covers

8:22 jake's dating life

9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay

10:37 top & bottom personalities

11:38 guess our sexual preferences

14:20 jake's dream man

15:15 the worst date jake had in LA

16:10 jake's best recent date

17:04 perfect man criteria

17:44 jake's double date

19:16 when jake interviewed selena

20:08 jake's dream guests

20:31 jake's confidence isn't real

21:20 are dave & benny sensitive

22:41 does jake read the comments

24:20 does benny watch himself

25:29 we're all gonna die

26:02 twink demon labubu

29:11 lebron, thank you

30:21 jake's perfect night out

35:04 jake's audition

36:48 jake's OCD

38:37 benny's OCD

43:10 adderall

44:12 dave's OCD

44:38 kristin's OCD

45:36 what color would jake say his hair is

48:53 vanity confessions

49:34 d**k made of nuts

50:32 roses & thorns & buds

53:31 actual friends



 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com





Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast &amp; Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that&rsquo;s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of &ldquo;laying a base&rdquo; before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you!&nbsp;
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What happens:
0:00 intro
0:22 excited for shane
3:05 jake's here
3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note
3:55 jake's past with octopus
4:50 philly people
5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle
6:39 judging books by their covers
8:22 jake's dating life
9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay
10:37 top &amp; bottom personalities
11:38 guess our sexual preferences
14:20 jake's dream man
15:15 the worst date jake had in LA
16:10 jake's best recent date
17:04 perfect man criteria
17:44 jake's double date
19:16 when jake interviewed selena
20:08 jake's dream guests
20:31 jake's confidence isn't real
21:20 are dave &amp; benny sensitive
22:41 does jake read the comments
24:20 does benny watch himself
25:29 we're all gonna die
26:02 twink demon labubu
29:11 lebron, thank you
30:21 jake's perfect night out
35:04 jake's audition
36:48 jake's OCD
38:37 benny's OCD
43:10 adderall
44:12 dave's OCD
44:38 kristin's OCD
45:36 what color would jake say his hair is
48:53 vanity confessions
49:34 d**k made of nuts
50:32 roses &amp; thorns &amp; buds
53:31 actual friends 
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Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
 
Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/">https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/</a>
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap">https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap</a>

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.