You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you! 

 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 excited for shane

3:05 jake's here

3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note

3:55 jake's past with octopus

4:50 philly people

5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle

6:39 judging books by their covers

8:22 jake's dating life

9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay

10:37 top & bottom personalities

11:38 guess our sexual preferences

14:20 jake's dream man

15:15 the worst date jake had in LA

16:10 jake's best recent date

17:04 perfect man criteria

17:44 jake's double date

19:16 when jake interviewed selena

20:08 jake's dream guests

20:31 jake's confidence isn't real

21:20 are dave & benny sensitive

22:41 does jake read the comments

24:20 does benny watch himself

25:29 we're all gonna die

26:02 twink demon labubu

29:11 lebron, thank you

30:21 jake's perfect night out

35:04 jake's audition

36:48 jake's OCD

38:37 benny's OCD

43:10 adderall

44:12 dave's OCD

44:38 kristin's OCD

45:36 what color would jake say his hair is

48:53 vanity confessions

49:34 d**k made of nuts

50:32 roses & thorns & buds

53:31 actual friends



 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com





Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast &amp; Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that&rsquo;s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of &ldquo;laying a base&rdquo; before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you!&nbsp;
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What happens:
0:00 intro
0:22 excited for shane
3:05 jake's here
3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note
3:55 jake's past with octopus
4:50 philly people
5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle
6:39 judging books by their covers
8:22 jake's dating life
9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay
10:37 top &amp; bottom personalities
11:38 guess our sexual preferences
14:20 jake's dream man
15:15 the worst date jake had in LA
16:10 jake's best recent date
17:04 perfect man criteria
17:44 jake's double date
19:16 when jake interviewed selena
20:08 jake's dream guests
20:31 jake's confidence isn't real
21:20 are dave &amp; benny sensitive
22:41 does jake read the comments
24:20 does benny watch himself
25:29 we're all gonna die
26:02 twink demon labubu
29:11 lebron, thank you
30:21 jake's perfect night out
35:04 jake's audition
36:48 jake's OCD
38:37 benny's OCD
43:10 adderall
44:12 dave's OCD
44:38 kristin's OCD
45:36 what color would jake say his hair is
48:53 vanity confessions
49:34 d**k made of nuts
50:32 roses &amp; thorns &amp; buds
53:31 actual friends 
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Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
 
Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/">https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/</a>
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap">https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap</a>

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

The Jake Shane Episode

Today for the first time in Friends Keep Secrets history, we've left the house and hit the streets, with the goal of convincing one random stranger to enter our home and be interviewed. Honestly we were not prepared for how many people said no. We just weren't completely psychologically prepared to deal with that level of rejection, especially in our own neighborhood during a heatwave. But in our darkest hour, something truly magical happened. The universe aligned. They say you should never get in a stranger's car, but today we did exactly that, and then we let that stranger inside our house. The afternoon that followed ended up exceeding our wildest expectations, as we were introduced to not one but two unbelievable new talents. So lock in and prepare for an unforgettable multimedia experience, and if you see us wandering around your neighborhood someday, consider stopping and letting us into your vehicle. You just might be our next mystery guest. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:26 searching for our mystery guest

3:20 dealing with rejection

5:05 meeting our mystery guest

5:33 convincing our mystery guest

6:14 welcome to home

6:45 who do you trust the least

8:04 making music with her best friend

10:17 LA film school

10:35 how natasha got into music

13:49 how natasha met bex

14:22 facetiming bex

15:44 we found the right people

16:18 what songs should we play

17:11 "blessed" world premiere

20:47 what to do with your body when you listen to music

21:35 "blessed" feedback

22:04 "dirty dishes" world premiere

24:09 "dirty dishes" feedback

25:12 what's the gameplan

26:36 best day of natasha's life

28:06 worst day of natasha's life

31:02 LA to oklahoma

32:04 kevin durant encounters

33:36 kristin's ideal celebrity acknowledgment

34:28 erykah badu acknowledgment

35:05 texting with andré 3000

36:38 hair talk

39:42 dave's old rapper voice

41:02 the first song dave ever put out

42:42 dave's music evolution

43:50 the universe aligned

44:36 handsomeness debate

45:50 we picked the right stranger

46:56 if natasha had the instacart order

48:32 group hug

 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com

 

Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

 

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Today for the first time in Friends Keep Secrets history, we've left the house and hit the streets, with the goal of convincing one random stranger to enter our home and be interviewed. Honestly we were not prepared for how many people said no. We just weren't completely psychologically prepared to deal with that level of rejection, especially in our own neighborhood during a heatwave. But in our darkest hour, something truly magical happened. The universe aligned. They say you should never get in a stranger's car, but today we did exactly that, and then we let that stranger inside our house. The afternoon that followed ended up exceeding our wildest expectations, as we were introduced to not one but two unbelievable new talents. So lock in and prepare for an unforgettable multimedia experience, and if you see us wandering around your neighborhood someday, consider stopping and letting us into your vehicle. You just might be our next mystery guest. We respect you!
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What happens:
0:00 intro
0:26 searching for our mystery guest
3:20 dealing with rejection
5:05 meeting our mystery guest
5:33 convincing our mystery guest
6:14 welcome to home
6:45 who do you trust the least
8:04 making music with her best friend
10:17 LA film school
10:35 how natasha got into music
13:49 how natasha met bex
14:22 facetiming bex
15:44 we found the right people
16:18 what songs should we play
17:11 "blessed" world premiere
20:47 what to do with your body when you listen to music
21:35 "blessed" feedback
22:04 "dirty dishes" world premiere
24:09 "dirty dishes" feedback
25:12 what's the gameplan
26:36 best day of natasha's life
28:06 worst day of natasha's life
31:02 LA to oklahoma
32:04 kevin durant encounters
33:36 kristin's ideal celebrity acknowledgment
34:28 erykah badu acknowledgment
35:05 texting with andr&eacute; 3000
36:38 hair talk
39:42 dave's old rapper voice
41:02 the first song dave ever put out
42:42 dave's music evolution
43:50 the universe aligned
44:36 handsomeness debate
45:50 we picked the right stranger
46:56 if natasha had the instacart order
48:32 group hug
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Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
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Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap
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The Mystery Guest Episode

This episode is about the biggest questions there are. We’re talking God, souls, reincarnation, fortune tellers, aliens, death, consciousness, cults, the afterlife, atoms and jury duty. We may not have concrete answers to many of these questions because ultimately nobody knows anything, but it’s hard to deny that something could certainly be afoot. Much respect to all organized religions (though it shouldn’t ever cause war). Thanks for watching!

 

What happens:
0:00 intro

1:02 the mail

1:51 jury duty

2:57 swearing on the bible

3:47 do you believe in Gawd

5:18 disasters & tragedies

6:16 fear of dying

7:51 did God create Jupiter

8:53 do you believe in heaven

9:47 judaism

11:40 dave's fortune teller story

13:35 benny's fortune teller story

15:02 the point of life

15:37 life outside earth

16:24 reincarnation

18:00 what are we supposed to be doing

19:41 starting a cult

22:04 dave's cult pitch

23:09 kristin's cult pitch

24:07 benny's cult pitch

26:27 atoms

27:10 do plants have consciousness

27:44 do dogs have consciousness

28:06 do insects have souls

29:02 God's data center

29:41 manifesting

31:18 the spirit chief

32:15 benny's fear of flying

32:38 free will & determinism

35:37 if benny died

36:50 hope

 

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This episode is about the biggest questions there are. We&rsquo;re talking God, souls, reincarnation, fortune tellers, aliens, death, consciousness, cults, the afterlife, atoms and jury duty. We may not have concrete answers to many of these questions because ultimately nobody knows anything, but it&rsquo;s hard to deny that something could certainly be afoot. Much respect to all organized religions (though it shouldn&rsquo;t ever cause war). Thanks for watching!
&nbsp;
What happens: 0:00 intro
1:02 the mail
1:51 jury duty
2:57 swearing on the bible
3:47 do you believe in Gawd
5:18 disasters &amp; tragedies
6:16 fear of dying
7:51 did God create Jupiter
8:53 do you believe in heaven
9:47 judaism
11:40 dave's fortune teller story
13:35 benny's fortune teller story
15:02 the point of life
15:37 life outside earth
16:24 reincarnation
18:00 what are we supposed to be doing
19:41 starting a cult
22:04 dave's cult pitch
23:09 kristin's cult pitch
24:07 benny's cult pitch
26:27 atoms
27:10 do plants have consciousness
27:44 do dogs have consciousness
28:06 do insects have souls
29:02 God's data center
29:41 manifesting
31:18 the spirit chief
32:15 benny's fear of flying
32:38 free will &amp; determinism
35:37 if benny died
36:50 hope
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The Spirituality Episode

Kenny G, our parents made love to thee. Honestly the smooth jazz station they did it to would not even exist without Kenny G. This man still practices 3 hours a day, he still has the hair, and today he woke up at 5:15am just to get his workout in before he came to our house. He can hold one note for half an hour without ever taking a breath. Does it require this level of unbelievable intensity to be this smooth? Or is this merely a man who has never truly tested his limits? Dave intends to get to the bottom of this, and many other things, on today’s episode. Thanks for watching us hang out with Kenny G. We respect you!



 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:58 is kenny g's hair still good

1:50 smooth jazz impact

2:35 how kenny's first song blew up

3:47 the only guy who reminds dave of himself

4:18 explaining dave to kenny

5:20 explaining kristin to kenny

5:57 explaining benny to kenny

6:57 kenny's starbucks money

8:28 chatgbt

9:09 being called a dick for being factual

12:10 hoarding discontinued hair cream

14:04 kenny's hair commercial idea

14:55 kenny takes friendship slow

15:51 why rappers are ahead of the beat 

17:41 practicing 3 hours every day

18:49 why kenny hates recording

20:16 the pressure to never miss

20:53 the best part of being friends with benny

22:21 kenny moistens the reed

23:27 is kenny addicted to practicing

27:21 is kenny the best in the world

27:37 organizing for fun

28:36 does kenny like stone

29:00 saxophone seduction

29:30 circular breathing

31:30 dave's h*tler d*ck

33:28 planning a future dinner

33:54 putting with kenny

35:09 super bowl commercial

35:28 dave burd, idea man

36:05 does kenny still get recognized

36:43 people magazine's sexiest man

37:24 is benny so ugly he's hot

38:29 being best friends with your best friend's partner

39:15 is kenny having fun

40:19 does kenny have a chip on his shoulder

41:23 do we stew

42:56 hashiba’s sax

43:23 does kenny listen to rap

 

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Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary, while supplies last. Tax, tip and fees extra. Offer includes 16oz popcorn chicken and 4 sauces.

 

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