Hunter Biden comes over and it gets real presidential in here. We know he’s not a president in any way, but he’s the closest we’ve ever had to a president on this show so Dave spends a lot of the episode trying not to get too political even though he’s not even sure if it’s fair to say that Hunter is a political person. It turns out Hunter has no secrets anymore and is willing to talk about anything. You want to talk about crack cocaine? He’ll talk about crack cocaine. He’ll also tell you all about getting his entire digital footprint stolen, what the White House is really like, his challenge to cage-fight Don Jr, getting sued by Melania for a billion dollars, whether aliens are real, whether his teeth are real, and whether Joe Biden would ever come on this show in sweats. Plus his story about meeting Melissa and marrying her 10 days later, and the mystical, magical moment between them that saved his life. After that, Dave and Benny convince Hunter to hop on the autotune and he convinces us to get in the streets. Thanks for watching us talk to Hunter Biden. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 real presidential in here

1:32 cage fight with don jr

2:11 veneers

2:59 rfk jr and the central park bear

4:37 coffee with a little sugar

5:25 worst drug in the world

6:06 addiction rates

6:49 no shame

7:06 is hunter a political person

7:57 sober since 2019

8:18 stolen digital footprint

8:41 the cycle of shame

9:40 targeting hunter

10:57 a lot of ammunition

11:55 the laptop

12:25 a new level of cruelty

13:04 democratic leadership vacuum

13:36 new york post stories

15:30 planning to disappear

16:16 first date in 23 years

16:58 crack stigma

17:18 married after 10 days

17:46 the most mystical moment

18:59 trial by fire

19:27 reading the comments

21:26 joe biden as a dad

22:41 16 hours a day every day

23:11 what's that white house like

24:06 what's up with the aliens

24:41 presidential secrets

24:59 a particularly good question

26:06 running for president

26:48 the obamas

27:25 if taylor swift ran for president

28:03 politics as sport

28:28 the catalyst for change

29:08 AI

29:38 loneliness epidemic

30:26 these motherf***ers and their algorithms

31:23 epstein files

31:44 sued by melania for a billion

32:30 eliminationist rhetoric

36:48 how does the secret service work

38:46 how the white house works

40:46 oval office

41:05 presidential food security protocols

42:21 baby in a chewbacca costume

43:41 bad teaching

45:30 taking this show onto the couch

45:40 hunter's art

47:57 dave's political piece

49:06 what is art

49:48 should hunter do onlyfans

50:09 the ed sheeran song

51:44 is benny our generation's rick rubin

52:18 the process of making things

53:16 hunter's daughters love "dave"

53:34 freaky friday

53:54 hunter = humanity

55:34 why we do this show

56:53 a space to talk about politics

57:40 influence

58:45 what politics is

1:00:47 gen alpha

1:01:04 our real enemy

1:02:54 freestyle

1:05:26 joe biden in sweatpants

1:05:42 the full circularity of this afternoon

1:06:08 moving forward with love

 

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Hosts socials:

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Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.