This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that’s what you start to realize when you’re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro
0:21 work crushes
2:08 freezing contest
4:31 fear of the silent moment
6:23 thirty five
7:02 the thirties conversation
7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids
8:05 parenting benny
14:53 having fun in your 30s
17:13 the end of life
18:06 foley artist
18:45 the second mountain
19:55 dave's rep for selfishness
22:45 visual turn-on pictures
23:27 free will, luck & atoms
26:32 bathroom logistics
27:38 urinals
30:06 urine holes
31:32 honeymoon
31:59 projection micro-battle

 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com

 

Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

 

Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode! Prices and participation may vary.  Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra.  $7 Box Feast includes 1 KFC Chicken Snacker, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink.  $9 KFC Box Feast includes 2 KFC Chicken Snackers, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink.  $11 Box Feast includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. 

This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that&rsquo;s what you start to realize when you&rsquo;re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
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What happens:
0:00 intro 0:21 work crushes 2:08 freezing contest 4:31 fear of the silent moment 6:23 thirty five 7:02 the thirties conversation 7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids 8:05 parenting benny 14:53 having fun in your 30s 17:13 the end of life 18:06 foley artist 18:45 the second mountain 19:55 dave's rep for selfishness 22:45 visual turn-on pictures 23:27 free will, luck &amp; atoms 26:32 bathroom logistics 27:38 urinals 30:06 urine holes 31:32 honeymoon 31:59 projection micro-battle
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Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
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Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/">https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/</a>
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap">https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap</a>
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Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode! Prices and participation may vary.&nbsp; Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra.&nbsp; $7 Box Feast includes 1 KFC Chicken Snacker, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink.&nbsp; $9 KFC Box Feast includes 2 KFC Chicken Snackers, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink.&nbsp; $11 Box Feast includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.&nbsp;

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Friends Keep Secrets

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

The 30s Episode

Does being a UFC champion automatically make Sean O’Malley a better overall athlete than Dave? That’s what we’re all wondering. Because obviously Sean is unbelievable at UFC. He’s fast. He has big hands. He can cut from 160 to 135 pounds. He can get beat up by grown men in Arizona, cry after practice, and then go back the next day. And he’s about to fight at the White House. These are all strong points for Sean. Nobody is denying Sean has points. But can he ball? Does he have unbelievable hand-eye coordination? Is he more athletic in every combine version? I mean the dribble is not what you would expect from the best overall athlete in the room. So where does that leave us? Sean is clearly one of the best fighters in the world. But best overall athlete in this room? I think we need more data, but judge for yourself. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro
0:23 our first fighter
1:15 a branding perspective
2:53 sean “lil dicky” o’malley
3:57 getting hit
4:54 never fought as a kid
5:52 first time fighting
6:21 crying after practice
7:31 conserving your chi
9:07 quitting social media
11:03 having kids
12:17 fight prep
16:36 white house fight
18:02 mma friendships
18:54 being number one
19:14 losing
20:09 vera rematch
22:50 gameplanning a fight
23:44 the hardest sean’s ever been hit
24:42 punching the air
27:23 could sean kill us
29:15 what if we got trained
30:51 fight courage vs life courage
31:20 body acne
31:55 what’s allowed
33:39 post fight
34:45 fighting floyd mayweather
36:06 getting scared
37:04 if sean fights a normal person
38:54 slap fantasy
39:38 street fight legality 
40:42 jiujitsu
43:06 merab fights
45:26 shelf life
47:24 who’s better at pickleball
49:42 is dave a better overall athlete
51:57 who’s the superior hooper
55:19 fighters union
56:17 origins of ufc
56:51 joe rogan
58:20 fighting zahabi
59:24 content creation
1:00:54 if sean punched benny
1:03:11 sean punches benny
1:04:50 pain





Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com





Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

Does being a UFC champion automatically make Sean O&rsquo;Malley a better overall athlete than Dave? That&rsquo;s what we&rsquo;re all wondering. Because obviously Sean is unbelievable at UFC. He&rsquo;s fast. He has big hands. He can cut from 160 to 135 pounds. He can get beat up by grown men in Arizona, cry after practice, and then go back the next day. And he&rsquo;s about to fight at the White House. These are all strong points for Sean. Nobody is denying Sean has points. But can he ball? Does he have unbelievable hand-eye coordination? Is he more athletic in every combine version? I mean the dribble is not what you would expect from the best overall athlete in the room. So where does that leave us? Sean is clearly one of the best fighters in the world. But best overall athlete in this room? I think we need more data, but judge for yourself. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
&nbsp;
What happens:
0:00 intro 0:23 our first fighter 1:15 a branding perspective 2:53 sean &ldquo;lil dicky&rdquo; o&rsquo;malley 3:57 getting hit 4:54 never fought as a kid 5:52 first time fighting 6:21 crying after practice 7:31 conserving your chi 9:07 quitting social media 11:03 having kids 12:17 fight prep 16:36 white house fight 18:02 mma friendships 18:54 being number one 19:14 losing 20:09 vera rematch 22:50 gameplanning a fight 23:44 the hardest sean&rsquo;s ever been hit 24:42 punching the air 27:23 could sean kill us 29:15 what if we got trained 30:51 fight courage vs life courage 31:20 body acne 31:55 what&rsquo;s allowed 33:39 post fight 34:45 fighting floyd mayweather 36:06 getting scared 37:04 if sean fights a normal person 38:54 slap fantasy 39:38 street fight legality 40:42 jiujitsu 43:06 merab fights 45:26 shelf life 47:24 who&rsquo;s better at pickleball 49:42 is dave a better overall athlete 51:57 who&rsquo;s the superior hooper 55:19 fighters union 56:17 origins of ufc 56:51 joe rogan 58:20 fighting zahabi 59:24 content creation 1:00:54 if sean punched benny 1:03:11 sean punches benny 1:04:50 pain
 
Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
 
Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/">https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/</a>
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap">https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap</a>

The Sean O'Malley Episode

Jason Sudeikis has no sense of smell, and Dave thinks he may personally possess the one scent powerful enough to activate it for the first time. If that’s not enough of a tease for you, what about finding out Benny’s favorite place to cry, how to write two #1 songs in one night, the best response when your kid starts asking questions about death, and what exactly Dave plans to do with Jason, the laxatives he ordered online, and a bag. You'll also get to see an Emmy winner and absolute pillar of comedy play PIG in our kitchen. We love Jason! Thanks for watching. We respect you!





What happens:

00:00 intro

00:19 optimizing every bite

01:33 meeting jason sudeikis

01:53 no sense of smell

06:46 an idea for an activity we could do

08:09 chuck tension

10:39 an outfit-based question

11:45 anxiety

12:35 nair & laxatives

13:12 honest parenting

15:12 immortalizing your parents 

16:54 crying on camera

21:57 crying in real life

23:18 on your feet

25:26 ted lasso

27:44 a gun has been introduced into the scene

28:44 fatherhood questions

32:26 tipping

35:49 tripping

38:10 seeking IP

38:58 six #1 songs in one night

43:49 ted lasso origins

49:42 we're the millers

49:58 hall pass

50:18 watching yourself

50:53 SNL

51:21 sleeping with other people

51:40 eastbound & down

52:52 basketball

54:42 PIG

01:02:14 no look pass






Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com





Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

 

This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.

Jason Sudeikis has no sense of smell, and Dave thinks he may personally possess the one scent powerful enough to activate it for the first time. If that&rsquo;s not enough of a tease for you, what about finding out Benny&rsquo;s favorite place to cry, how to write two #1 songs in one night, the best response when your kid starts asking questions about death, and what exactly Dave plans to do with Jason, the laxatives he ordered online, and a bag. You'll also get to see an Emmy winner and absolute pillar of comedy play PIG in our kitchen. We love Jason! Thanks for watching. We respect you!
 
What happens:
00:00 intro
00:19 optimizing every bite
01:33 meeting jason sudeikis
01:53 no sense of smell
06:46 an idea for an activity we could do
08:09 chuck tension
10:39 an outfit-based question
11:45 anxiety
12:35 nair &amp; laxatives
13:12 honest parenting
15:12 immortalizing your parents&nbsp;
16:54 crying on camera
21:57 crying in real life
23:18 on your feet
25:26 ted lasso
27:44 a gun has been introduced into the scene
28:44 fatherhood questions
32:26 tipping
35:49 tripping
38:10 seeking IP
38:58 six #1 songs in one night
43:49 ted lasso origins
49:42 we're the millers
49:58 hall pass
50:18 watching yourself
50:53 SNL
51:21 sleeping with other people
51:40 eastbound &amp; down
52:52 basketball
54:42 PIG
01:02:14 no look pass
 
Show socials:
https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets
<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets">https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets</a>
https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast
https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/
https://friendskeepsecrets.com
 
Hosts socials:
www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco
https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/">https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/</a>
https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco
https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky
https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco
https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en
https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap">https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap</a>
&nbsp;
This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. &copy;2026 Domino&rsquo;s IP Holder LLC, Domino&rsquo;s&reg;, Domino&rsquo;s Pizza&reg; and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino&rsquo;s IP Holder LLC.

The Jason Sudeikis Episode

Halsey comes over. Her name is Ashley, we call her Ash. Did you know Ash used to throw parties so people would like her and then hide in the bedroom like Gatsby? Did you know she has to get an Airbnb in Japan and become someone else for a little bit before writing an album? Did you know she can draw you perfectly, in seconds? We put this last one to the test with some art supplies from the garage. Dave prefers to paint and he can stroke genius every now and then, just be warned that if you watch this episode you will witness a work of art that you can’t help but be both shocked by and in awe of. You’ve been warned. Thanks for watching us talk to Ash. We respect you!

 

 

What happens:

00:00 intro

00:22 kinda tired today ngl

01:21 she's here

01:50 halsey or ashley or ash

02:31 house party story

05:05 bathroom story

06:38 the party life

08:03 the driving force of misery

09:39 lupus

10:20 high school

11:09 the tumblr experience

13:03 blue hair

14:17 less famous

16:30 chemo

19:25 inspiration

21:18 big "i can draw" energy

22:10 strokes of genius

23:46 arts & crafts

25:32 dave's artistic strategy

26:01 ash's technique

27:53 no such thing as errors

28:10 a brand new scape

28:57 activating the canvas

29:11 jussipussi

29:59 trent reznor

31:04 comments

32:07 one of the most important political artists of our time

32:51 edging

33:08 a tragedy of a piece

33:59 talent deep deep within

36:02 kristin’s piece

37:07 benny’s piece

37:56 ash’s piece

38:46 dave’s piece

39:53 ash draws kristin

40:35 ash's singing voice

41:42 ash's cadence

42:26 ash's kristin doodle

42:39 ash's favorite halsey song ever

42:59 halsey on tour

44:17 ash's songwriting process

45:43 dave's songwriting process

46:14 working with benny

48:39 instinct

49:47 public perception

52:02 growth & change

55:23 pop songwriting vs comedy songwriting

57:28 robot worries

58:20 internet culture

59:11 real life

 

 

Show socials:

https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets

https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets

https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast

https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/

https://friendskeepsecrets.com

 

Hosts socials:

www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco

https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap

https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco

https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky

https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco

https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en

https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/

https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap

 

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