The bunkbed is empty, not a stir in the house. The soup is burning, not a stir in the house. No subject for Lulu's love, not a sir in the house. No bits to pick out of the cat's fur, not a bur in the house. No villain for Hamilton, not a Burr in the house. No one to pat that cat, not a purr in the house. No mouse trouser carousel pounce. Say hi to your mum for me. 

We want our beautiful baby boy home. Joel has been kicked out of the house. I suppose we'd better sleep in the bunkbeds and devise a strategy for his return. Or perhaps just sit with a nice glass of warm milk. Microwave, not stove. 1 Metric cup. 

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